Ted Cruz endorses Trump, possibly ending the #NeverTrump movement and unifying the GOP

>Ted Cruz endorses Trump, possibly ending the #NeverTrump movement and unifying the GOP

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37457694

>Kim Kardashian, a pop culture superstar popular ad influential with young adult women, strongly considering Trump after a discussion with Caitlyn Jenner
>“At first I thought, ‘Oh my God, I’m so Hillary,'” Kardashian said during her interview. “But I had a long political call with Caitlyn last night about why she’s voting Trump. I'm on the fence.”

thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/09/23/caitlyn-jenner-convinces-kim-kardashian-to-consider-trump.html

Could this day go any better?

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>Bruce becoming a tranny was all in act to redpill liberals

Incredible sacrifice

indeed, the man err, woman needs another gold medal.

Did South Park predict this?

Tactical tranny going balls-deep into the Democrats

>based Milo

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the white suburban housewife vote is guaranteed

HURR DURR EL RATO RAT RAT DON'T VOTE TRUMP CUZ CRUZ IS A RAT RAT RAT HEHEH
PRAISE HILLARY! FUCK CRUZ
FR FR FR FRREDDOM BRIDGES NOT WALLS
NO FREEDOM FOR THE PEASANTS FUCK CRUZ VOTE HILLARY!

Nah, south park is jewish as fuck. They're now trying to make Garrison look like Trump except he has no plans and is trying to lose the election. For comedic effect, it's good. For a political message, it just doesn't make sense.

Audible kek

South Park names the jew every episode, Aquafresh. They are protecting Trump by having Mr. Garrison play him, so when he talks about fucking everyone to death you know it's not Trump, just Mr. Garrison.

Hillary is a dying animated version of herself and she is given no protection by the writers.

>For a political message, it just doesn't make sense.
I genuinely believe Trump has absolutely no plans for when he gets into office or at the very least if he does have some vague plans then he hasn't fully thought them through yet.

That's why I think South Park was on the money with that. Also the fact that gender-wars are literally the result of Jewish trickery now with Kyle's dad involved.

>has plans on his website
>lol trump has no plans
Nice meme.

"Oh my god, I'm so Hillary"

This sounds almost too stereo typically like something a dumb rich bimbo would say. I can't believe this is an actual quote.

He was literally willing to give his nuts...

wtf i love the kardashians now

I'll admit that I've never actually taken the time to read that, so I will. That being said some of the stuff in there so far:
>Remove bureaucrats who only know how to kill jobs; replace them with experts who know how to create jobs.

Kayne pro trump song when brehs?

He can rip this off:
youtube.com/watch?v=iOAifG-mc1I

>he had the balls to not have balls

Dicks off for Trump

Matt and Trey have said they don't like Trump or Hillary. Trump was literally raped to death last season.

Celebrities and leftist mascot supporting Trump.I don't think it can get better than this.

Kek

based

It's funny how quick people forgot how much of a cultural icon Trump was in the 80s.

This is one of my main reasons for supporting him, not necessarily because of his politics. But because how fucking hilarious it will be.

2016 truly is the year of memes

Also praise kek and check em

Why does Singapore have the bantz sometimes

A hero

lel

Thanks a million Bruce

singaporians are bad singers

>Caitlyn Jenner
oh man, even fake trannies like Trump? if it's real he should be open about it to further confuse the SJW media and gay community.

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The tides are turning. This is literally the turning point. Let's pray kek he doesn't fuck up in the debates.

Caitlyn looks hotter than Kardashian wew

>yfw you realize Bruce did all this for the greater good.

...

not even close but cait does look like one of those old busted milfs in a stepson incest porn.

why are you posting that fat fuck

>trumps victory will be caused by dumb bimbos and people who listen to mr gayfish.

Fine by me

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Want a red pill?

Kim is a tranny

he took one for the team boys