Why haven't you moved to the the United Sates yet?

Why haven't you moved to the the United Sates yet?

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because i live here already

Me too

link to this ethan video

why would I move to a country that would even consider electing trump to the highest office in the land

Oh hi. I was born here. :)

because i live hear already

I like Poland

[sharting intensifies]

White Europeans have no reason to go there because we're doing fine in our own country. Plus the 1965 anti white immigration act cucked us pretty hard.

I'm sure Paco and Manuel would love a greencard though.

Would love to but I have nothing that the United States would find useful and I don't want to be illegal.

Still studying, I really want to, gibe greencard

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I'm not brown or muslamic enough. I'd like to though, visited a few times and it's 10/10.

DELET THIS

already here

So comfy

We are in sore need of more fish n chips restaurants.

Holy shit, Trudeau just annexed your land for Canada. Scramble the jets!

get out jew

$5.69 for an entire pallet of food. The world will never know the joys of costco

Guns, poverty, religious fanatics and no public health-care.

Thanks for inviting, thought.

Because USA has the highest crime rate in the developed world.

I know lots of Germans that come here married for citizenship. The sluts here are super easy and dumb so come over for a visit and stay for "love"

Because it sucks. You don't want to come here.
It's dangerous.
We're diseased and obese.
We're stupid and ignorant.

because then I'd have to glass myself and I'm not that much of a fucked cunt.

Okay CTR not everything is about you

Retard

Clinton is owned by the same people that own Donald Trump. Your meming is illogical and insecure.

germany isnt a third world yet, unlike USA

At least our religious fanatics are Christian

i just moved out of the united states, so i can go to uni without racking up a fortune in debt.

considering moving back after i graduate, so i can start a business without paying a fortune in taxes.

why do you ask?

and why do you take pictures of yourself walking through costco?

gOOGLES gOOGLES AND MOAR gOOGLES

Where the fuck do you live?

Move to Maine and get away from the nogs and spics.

94% white.

Now who's being naive?

Because even if Trump loses, there's nowhere to go but innawoods.

Religious fanatics?
The only religious fanatics anymore don't worship Christ. They worship money, tv, and government, and the Jewish overlords.

1 millions googles in 2016... 15millions googles over the past 5 years

I would but this country will probablly get annexed in the future, so in other words too lazy.

I live in a white area and my claims still stand.

lots of mexicans there

offenbach is 3rd world imho

I would love to move to Trump's america.

>implying Washington DC and Louisiana count

because I'm white and I haven't really got any rare transferrable skills. can you give me any tips?

Because I'm not a google or a shitskin, so it's nearly impossible for me to settle in the US.

No, I won't jump the fence to become a fruit picker. I'm living in a first world country where I earn a decent amount of money.

Open your border for white peoples then I would start to think about moving.

I moved OUT hahahaha Shittiest place to live

2 weeks, enough

literally a third world shithole

Lol. You're alright Sanchito.

What's happening to h3h3? Why are they making shit videos?

You better not being sarcastic burger. Fish n'chips are fucking mint, especially with mushy peas.

>calling french fries chips
>being a faggot

captcha winchester frank

I have a flight booked tomorrow to come visit.

My godfather lives in Queens Jew York.
He offered me to live with him and his family (legally), since I'm fluent in english already he said getting a legal job won't be an issue.

The problem? Is Jew York, second problem, my university studies here aren't valid in USA.

nice try muhammed

paris is looking real nice this time of year.
youtube.com/watch?v=lEndx2LG5aM

I live in a 99% white neighborhood and all the sand niggers are contained in shitty cities. Fuck your spic and nigger shit hole.

h3h3 is a fat Jewish cunt

Neck yourself

because its easier for foreigners that dont speak the language

Would move there straight away if I had working right

Traveler carrying a wrong flag here

I fucking hate these "internet celebs" but Ethan can actually be okay sometimes. Plus, he has a cute autistic wife so that's a plus.

You won't let me because I'm white.

>Fish and French fries
Ever thought of a job in marketing m8?

Besides, they aren't even french fries, they are what you mystery meats call steak fries; a lot thicker and better.

White people aren't allowed anymore

Wating for Trump to win first

I will when my imam gets me my fake passports.

>Eating while walking
>Getting crumbs on your face and shirt

Disgusting amerifats

They are both jews you fucking retard they are also liberal as fuck.

Protip: Britons overuse the word "mate"

I am kinda,I have 8 month wages saved up and I'm staying for a few months next year

I wish I did but I wouldn't be able to make decent money.

Guys, I eat less that 1,000 calories a day. Please don't hate me.

>liberal as fuck

>Proceeds to bash SJWs and most shit like that

They're normie tier, nothing too bad. No Trump bashing or bbc/cuck shit so they're alright in my book

>They are both jews you fucking retard
I know, friend. No need to get so hostile for no reason.

>they are also liberal as fuck.
Good for them. Can't I enjoy some fag and his autistic wife make shitty little internet videos without constantly being pissed at every little detail about them? Last time I checked we aren't on tumblr and get triggered at every little thing. Lighten up, friend. Learn to enjoy some things, even if completely unrelated things about them are bad.

Part of becoming an American citizen is swearing off your old country and holding the US as your new nation.

None of you would be willing to do that. The europeans with he balls to do so left already and did.

Because I enjoy living in a 95+% redpilled white country

>remove entire black population
>country becomes 100% better

Better prepare to move outta here.

This country sucks don't move here reee

this, and also because i study. as soon as i can, im moving to the US

i fucking hate it here.

You guys seem to hate the West.
You dont have a democratic government. Business interest are always put above the people. Humans are merely capital like sheep in the eyes of the state.
The Jews poison you every single day. Psychologically and physically. Your diet consists exclusively on xenoestrogens. Even if you try your hardest to avoid it, it's still impossible now in America.

honest to god i´d rather die a terrible death.
i´ve been to the us before. its a godforsaken cesspool.

What kind of burger are you?
I'm ashamed for both of us.

Is this an instance of american """"""education""""""?

>"balls"
>betraying your country

Pick one, paco.

Some of us aren't under constant threat of being beheaded by drug cartels and we don't feel the need to disassociate from our country.

We are the West. You live in an Islamic land.

It took a German to see what's wrong with us. Tremendously sad!

that looks tasty, what chain is it from?

Protip: Flips.....

Sorry I don't know anything about your country apart from the fact that your president is based.

I, for one, absolutely dislike the idea of "you were born here, so you are an X"

lol

Yeah if I was born in Slovakia I would think like you.

>guns
Nothing wrong with that if you aren't a slave to your government
>poverty
The only ones that starve are children of crackheads who neglect them willfully. This countries poor might as well be millionaires
>religious fanatics
Yeah being told you're going to burn if you don't convert is so fanatical
>no public healthcare
Pic related
There is a reason people come from around the world for US doctors and facilities

Can't because I'm white

do you as a britfag think otherwise ? do you feel the connection to other brits and the "belonging" just because you happened to be born there ?

>no public health-care
Any job that you need to be skilled and educated to perform provide health insurance packages. The only people who are actually affected by the lack of public healthcare are the trash of society.

my gf will marry me when i graduate and ill move there

Oh wow, a Jew actually wrote an article that wasn't about complete cancer.

wood berry

>Business interests are always put above the people
Don't act like we're the only Western nation to do so, Hans.
where did you go?

>maine

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Canada doesn't exist. It's a fabrication. No one would actually put a leaf on their flag and be serious about it. They've even fooled everyone into believing it is a maple leaf. In fact, it is a fig leaf, because they are only a figment of your imagination.

Well I didn't just happen to be born here. My British parents decided to have a kid in Britain, I didn't just pop out the ether.

But no I don't feel much of a belonging, Britain as a culture and country has been hollowed out so much by leftism and multiculturalism that there isn't much to feel a belonging too except in history books.

Will never get to experience a cozy crisp cool American Thanksgiving with football and beer and cracker jacks and sweet potato pie and all 300 some-odd million people in the country are all happy and friendly. Sad

I am not a muslim sand google or some mexican so i can't move in here legally. I would rather go to Japan, though.

Fuck off, we're full

I live in the better US.

>No weekly wild ooga booga nigger shoogaloo
>Immensely lower homicide rate
>Can still own guns and large knives
>Far less niggers
>Far less spics
>Far less jewish controlled
>USA does ALL the heavy lifting and we benefit the same, sometimes better
>The world loves Canada
>Most of the world hates the US
>US can't stop having muslims going apeshit

Why would I want to move their when everyhting is virtually the same, but my troubles would increase ten fold?

Isn't thanksgiving a celebration of the fact that non-whites saved you from starving to death?

I love Costco I usually get a hot dog and large drink combo for $1.50 then a few slices of pizza to enjoy while shopping

If you believe the made up story, yes.

Very funny,a few months that's anywhere from 2 to 48,yes I will

i always liked germany.. and it isnt even far from me, but i absolutely despise the language. in highschool, i couldnt force myself trough one single german class...

uhh...not even close

Does everyone believe it?

Cause if they do then they are celebrating the made up shit and that is some pretty cucked shit.

Thanksgiving as it's celebrated now in America is probably one of the best holidays in history.

I thought thanksgiving was celebrated because the native Americans give the settlers food or some shit after their harvest failed.

fucking bonfire night m8

I want to fuck his Jewess wife so bad.

>Tfw ywn throat fuck her, then bust all over her pretty blue eyes as Ethan watches and coughs in the corner

Nobody believes this in the U.S.
It was an established tradition that the pilgrims brought with them to the Americas and changed over time.

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Because I didn't fall for the freedom meme

Dubs makes it so. America is a bit less shit and retarded than I thought it was.

Portland is still 85% white. That's pre 1965 numbers.

Portland is a mini Minneapolis, full of Somalis.

Also I was in Augusta, I drove down this street and at the end of it there was a group of arabs that started yelling at us for looking at them.

60%

Is that what they teach in Yurop? Honestly the opposite is true.

Prairieniggers were nomadic and simple farmers and sold their land to the hwite man for shiny beads and spices :+)

When trump wins i will consider to legally immigrate to United States of Murica Land
Well of european civil/race war does not happen.

Keep paying for socialism, faggot

You are welcome here my Latvian friend.

Try to find an American woman and marry her for easy citizenship.

ps, I met a Latvian girl here, how do they compare to other Baltic women in general?

you guys make horrible kebabs

They are the most powerful race in the world.

Because my country already has a "Trump" in power.

looks

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Because I havent finished my degree yet.

Also, Alaska isnt exactly "America".

I will if Dolan wins

Because my Lifestyle would get worsen

lol nice

Does someone have the picture with the two negros (original is from one of those Argentina is white comics IIRC) where one says "tell them that Europe is lost and that they should move here, someone needs to pay for our welfare"?

Very quiet but not shy.
Latvian women are quite nice and happy but get very extremely bitchy after 30 y/o.
They are hard core racist cuz in latvia we don't think racism is bad.


But how would i know i'm a basement dweller who sees light only when at work.

I literally tried.

Australia flat out rejected me because I never took my SAT.

I graduated HS early at 16, and was told I shouldn't take it because it was pointless for me.

Thanks Texas Jump Start Program.

here's a video of our PM inspecting it with a helicopter

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Oh i dont know lets see.

>can smoke pot
>can go to whores
>bitter ballen
>literally not a single mexican around
>not fucked in the next election cycle

just to name a few

I'm waiting for America to be great again.

>bashing sjw's doesn't make you liberal

stop this fucking meme already. SJW's are retarded, of course they will get bashed on you twat. It is like someon not wanting to get a STD, why the fuck would that shock you?

It's getting worse with each (((democratically elected))) president.

>mfw in a year from now Cred Forums will blame Trump/hilary for additional millions and of immigrants and even shitier economy.

>all 300 some-odd million people in the country are all happy and friendly. Sad

And have those same people trample over each other and kill each other for a 70% off TV the day after.

This country is great

I have a great job that I'm extremely fortunate to have. Biggest reason I'm stuck in cuckland up here.

Wow you americucks got really nowhere to run. All of your "based" cuckservative states like Texas, Arizona, North Carolina and others are occupied with either niggers or spics or both. Only liberal states like Maine or WA/OR still remains majority white.

i'm ok in my remote town, nothing ever happens here and thanks to the internet i can still enjoy whatever chimpout is currently going on in the world

>i have a job
>lives in canada
sure kid

wtf I love Bulgaria now

What about dual citizenship?

>thinking French fries and chips are the same thing
Kek

What. The. Fuck.

>being THIS ow test

Costco rules. I love that place. Their food court is awesome. Cheap and awesome food!

Fuck you Bodil....go fuck a dog or something.

The US sucks. I used to live here.

testvér, [spoiler]
jöjjek haza?[/spoiler] I make so much money here but I miss home.

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Costco insider here. Those boards hanging over the steel are fucking atrocious.

Seems to be a common problem, one i seem to share as well.

I don't think you'd like another spic.

I've been thinking of moving abroad, but have no idea which country would be friendly to Americans. I don't really think I could get a job as an accountant in Europe, either. I don't know IFRS that well.

I already have, and I'm trying to fix it.

Cause I don't want to bankrupt when I go to hospital.

Can you imagine dating the hottest 10/10 girl, and I'm talking about a heavenly blessed beauty, she's perfect in everything and is red pilled, she seems like the most perfect girl ever to you. She then asks you to come into her room, you open the door to see her legs open

..Then you see that.

>yfw you waited til marriage and you see that

Not my country.

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Good call. I call it "life arbitrage". The theory is that at any given stage in your life, there is an optimal place to live (from a cost-of-doing-business perspective). I always thought of it in terms of retirement (so, live in a low income tax jurisdiction while you spend your middle age years making money, and then retire to a low ad velorem tax place so the state doesn't take away your wealth). Uni is a big factor too.

Criminal record for shooting a gun.

Europeans would only move to the US today if Europe were last, and they needed a place to gather to prepare for a counterattack.

This

60% is why.

Just America is a google filled shithole

Canada is fucking based, best place on earth.

fags

I haven't fapped in 2 weeks....my balls are so full of cum

First I have to end my career then save some money to live there, also only if Trump wins.

When are we gonna go back to being >90% white?

Racewar fucking when?

This makes me really sad...
America is meant to be the European man's dream.
But it's actually the mexicans and the niggers dream now.
Our dream, our promised land was stolen from us by the kikes who control your government.

triggered

Sorry mate, maybe go to russia?