Comfy Cred Forums Risk

Cred Forums seems to be a bit quiet today so why not get a comfy risk game going.

Oh and might as well bump

>Name
>country
>colour

Just do that and You're good

Kaliningrad Independent State
Kaliningrad
Yellow

Islamic State of Europe
Istanbul
Black

Go Crimea River
Kiev
Orange

Kingdom of Celtiberia
Madrid
Green

German Empire
Grey
Berlin

>Kingdom of Celtiberia
dark or light?

Dark.

Crown Republic of Rome
Roma
Gray

fug gimmie pink instead, posted too late

prob gonna start calling rolls in either 5 minutes or all spots are taken

>Iberia
>Red
>Spain

>Iberia
I'm red you dummy, Pls choose other colour also starting city would be nice. after I add you I'll start rolls

Either we split Iberia and start an alliance or we fight for an hour until we get cleaned up by a much larger army that didn't fight like faggots for an eternity.

God damn it OP, you're playing and I didn't see it. Start in Madrid, Give me a random one

Here is map BTW, nothing interesting, just putting starting places down. Hopefully this Iberian person can quickly give me proper colour

Roll

Madrid is taken...

>dude weed
>amsterdam
>any

Fuck my life up senpai, start in Finland... close to the city in the south coast. What is wrong with me today?

Okay now you can start rolling lol. First rolls only and no re rolls, this roll counts for me too

>St Petersburg
>Any Color
>Vikland

Brown
Wu-Tang Clan
Athen

Okay. Roll and expand Radially

Fill Turkey

Take Hamburg, spill Hanover.

Babushkastan
Warsaw
Turquoise

>sorry for going afk last night btw

Righty, get the Kaliningrad tile, and head into Poland towards Warsaw

Rollaroo
expand southeast

March into Sevilla, spills take Gilbratar.

Fill Finland.

ROA
Republic of sicily
Purple.

Expand North West

Oh come the fuck on

Wanna NAP? You let me take poland and I'll let you take russia and ukraine?

expand into north africa

I think I just rolled into Warsaw friendo

Also make for Wroclaw

>ROA
added name

all full m8

Is OP kill?

too late, already filled

correcto

Op Seems to be kill

no am working now lol. some ppl AFK and dealing with fact poland dead ASAP

>as he's posting in chat

If i can roll on first turn go anywere

So RIP Babushkastan then?

Yeah... but if netherlands doesn't return, you could steal his spot. really bad events for you friedno

Okay friednos, Roll for turn 2

Well, shit.

Well i'll lurk around for a while. If netherlands does come back then best of luck to you guys.

Take Hamburg, spill Hanover

Snatch Ankara and Izmir, defend if attacked.

Roll, Expand Radially towards Black Sea

Take Gilbratar, with infinite sea travel I take the north sea oil and mediterranean fishing ports.

wtf happened to my beautiful yellow

roll to fill poland

You are one unlucky bastard I tell you.

Pushin up to Tirana

I use darker colours for nation lands, I'll use brighter colours for when wars happen.

Roll east

Defend, take Aland and Stockholm, spills go to Filling Finland.

fill in boot, going south

In the sea

yeah looks like Mr. Weedman is gone.

ISE, You want to expand north while I take Greece, and expand west, To keep peace in our land?

Roll for turn 3

Also 2 spots are open now, one was taken over while one was abandoned.

I shall take his place then.

>Roll towards Brussels

Germany, wanna NAP?

Fill turkey and snag Sofia. Defend if attacked.

Take Koln, then Frankfurt

Fill Greece
Expand Northwest

Take Wroclaw and Krakow, spills to fill poland

Fill northeastern Spain.

expand north of roma, annex florence

NAP?

Attack blue.

Agree

God it annoys me when people don't respond ASAP

NAP?

Expand towards Black sea, take the wheat

I will consider it. For now, I remain neutral.

Turn 4 rolls

>2 spots are open now
ROA
reykjavik
any color

Fill turkey, then take Sofia.

I'll add that ontop of this roll. My bad. just roll again and I'll add roll from last turn to this one. is that k?

Kill blue off, fill Finland, spills Sweden.

shiet keep filling northern italy

>Expand towards Black sea, take the wheat

Take Krakow fill Poland

OP I said north-eastern... Still, head for the unclaimed north sea oils in Scandinavia and the fish too..

Fill Southern Greece

>get north sea oil eastward

Continue for brussels. Send spill to fill Belgium

So I take it no NAP, Germany?

Also defend if germany gets aggressive.

You cool if I take Sicily?

Maiwandi Empire
Light Blue
Moskova

Sign me up brah.

My bad. it's not much of a diffrence though with the exception of 1+

Not really, I had plans for it

Am I fag if I don't know how to play? where's the rules?

I'll NAP, just stay the West of the Low Countries.

Conquer Frankfurt, then Nurnberg, spill Stuttgart.

Nigga I'm trying to get to my people in Africa

You looking for an alliance?

Ok, I intend on filling belgium and netherlands though, so we're clear. France as well.

I was too after i finished filling italy, but if this will allow romans and nogs to live in peace I'll allow it

>Light Blue
taken

Teal.

You can have Luxembourg too, of course, I just don't want competition in Germany.

Understandable. Just wanted to make sure we're on the same page.

Thanks senpai, take Croatia as reparations

K

Surrender MY land to whoever attacks me first

Everlasting peace, friend

Roll for turn 5

Take Sofia, then fill Bulgaria

Attack the Crimeans.

Take Nurnberg, Stuttgart and Munchen, then fill Germany.

Take Lumber, fill Sweden (priority: cities)

Take potato and then fill the city in the north.

I added this BTW, just post Save

Take Lviv, then corridor over to Go Crimea River.

Also, I think you forgot my turn again.

Take part of Sicily, but if not able expand towards Crete

Take Brussels, spill Belgium, defend if attacked.

You looking for an ally?

expand to north eastern italy, take venice if possible

ondward to norway coast

If those dubs will it, then I shall NAP with you.

I did, I'll just add last roll to this turn.

don't forget to add mine and Wutangs NAP to the list

I'll take that

Does Britain wanna NAP? I'd like to split france with Paris in between.

I need land quite badly.

That was post save, it will be added this turn

HAPPENING YA CUNTS!!
Earthquake in Eastern Europe, pre-shock already felt ~2AM.
MAIN EVEN INCOMING!

Southern European alliance?

o shit

I thought it already happened about an hour ago

Nah the Nigga alliance

>not even a link
i'll check the catalog anyway

No nap but I will let you live IF you take everything east of my line in france

Well, we celts are googles. Or as you say in your glorious language. We wuz enslaved by the Britissh mayn dey be muhfuckin oppressing us.

You're asking me to take land?

ok then. i will reinforce it just incase

I meant anything. you did tell germany that you will expand into france and I'm telling you what I'll let you have in france.

Got ya.

Oh shit I got u cuz, I got chu if u wanna smack yo slave owner

The pre-shock. Then there's the big one, then the aftershocks. It's how quakes go.

Roll for turn 6

>we Celts are googles
user, I...

Take Munich, then fill Germany.

Take Bucharest, fill Turkey

expand west, take Milano and Torino if i can

Defend, take cities in the coast of Scandinavia. Spills go to filling around.

Take Varoslavl? and then move to the +2 oil in the north.

Fill Poland, then take Prague

Claim every unclaimed city that I can using the infinite sea-travel.

Take part of Sicily, push towards Montenegro

Fill Netherlands and Belgium. Send spill South to France. Don't go any farther west than Paris.

Don't take Paris either.

take oslo

Reminder to that infinite sea travel is broken and unbalanced

Fuck, forgot to update my bonus. Should be +5

Only applies to the inner seas. He can't do that in the ocean.

Keepin the thread bumped.

Roll for turn 7

I did

I've added your turn BTW. again post save

I did

Take Milano, keep filling west italy

Fill Romania, spill into Serbia.

Fill Portugal, spills take Bilbao.

Fill Czech Republic

Head for Strasbourg. Respect agreements with germany and britain. (stay outta germany)

Push towards Bosnia and Herzegovina

Take the oil in the north.

Alliance?

Yeah these are REALLY hard to do perfectly. It's a wonder anyone has the ability to do any of this. it's why these are so rare to see

NAP my friend?

Okay please add that roll to the map... This mup defend and fill around.

Accepted paki bro

Fill Germany.

NAP? I can sell you some of my mix tapes

Great!

I cede all of my lands to you, king nigger of Greece.

also witness my tripsattack stockholm

Sure, why not

That's a horrible idea, were not that great at administration

Kek

screen cap this post goy

begone happeningfag

This game is so fucked now that niggers run the second biggest empire

Fill Germany.

Retake Stockholm, take cities.

Fill Amsterdam, Belgium, and eastern france.

How do you feel about me taking switzerland?

Neighbour way too OP because of shit ceding, I'm out.

Finish Czechs, Fill Austria

take copehagen

Take fucking Africa,Belgrade
Defend

didalsomighty nogs! we have historic diplomatic ties, how about an alliance?

Completely neutral.

Take Nizhny and spills towards the oil in the east.

yes my niglet, the Great Negro-Roman Alliance

You should fear me

A thousand years of peace and welfare, my friend!

I'm sorry but something needs to be done about ceding.

Would the niggs be so kind as to maybe leave SOME land open to make the game a bit less one sided?

Was that directed at me taking switzerland or just a threat at germany?

So What happens to ISE land? I think he rage quit

Empty it, cede to no one.

counted both rolls.

Dude I have no idea what i'm doing, you're fine

i guess just fill in the rest of italy for my turn

Switzerland mainly.

Anybody still give a shit bout this thread?

Woah there's 3 threads of risk open. We should reach a consensus of only 2 opened at a time. Cred Forums already hates us enough.

Roll for Turn 8

(rememebr I'm still the most powerful force in the game RN so don't freak out over the greek thing)

Fill Germany.

Take more cities, defend territories.

Fill Slovakia and then Hungary

retake stockhom and if possible aland

Fill the rest of eastern france, reinforce coast of belgium, netherlands

Fill on South eastern Europe

attack austria, towards vienna

Take the +3 star in the extreme north Russia.

Anyone for NAPs?

bumping thread just in case

Roll for Turn 9

Fill Germany, spill Poland.

Reinforce entire coast and border with france.

doand take lumber

Move towards Bucharest, move into turkey

Take more cities, defend territories, kill ROA reee

Why does everyone hate me all of a sudden ;_;

Defend, if by a miracle I have spills, reinforce my cities

continue attacking and finish taking austria

Take that +3 then take the Arctic Fish.

Spills towards the oil in the east.

German-Negro Alliance?

NAP krautman?

I got mix tapes

I need Poland, Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary.

Im good with that

Actually I would like Rome to have Hungary

So yes to alliance?

greatest ally
i would however like to avoid conflict with the germans

If the terms are accepted.
I need muh central powers.

My ally agrees with the terms

Roll for turn 10

Defend, fill Poland.

Push to Istanbul, fill Portugal

Guess reinforces aren't allowed?

Fill rest of netherlands and belgium then, send spill by boat to norway.

expand into Hungary, reinforce Milano

Fill Lithuania > Latvia

Take North Sea Oil and the fishes around, defend afterwards.

I asked for the Unoccupied territory and the arctic fish to be taken. Only spills towards the oil???

Anyway. Take unoccupied territory first. Then the arctic fish. And then spills towards Voronezh.

And bonus is +9

Requires costal city to actually sail.

Impossible move, too far away and too little points

Why? No OP has ever said that in any risk game I have ever played.

Because it's how this game works.

>Because it's how this game works.
I have been playing for some time now and never has anyone ever said that you need a coastal city to travel into sea.

What about the unoccupied territory? Why didn't you take that?

Risk sucks when OP is also playing.

I think People have left now. and this thread will get purged at any minute. I probably will save this game for another day. But for now...
>In b4 purged.

So do we allow reinforces?
I had tried and the territory didn't darken so i was curious if i had broken an unwritten rule or something.

Can I have my two allies come to an agreement on claims on land, so they can sustain a cordial relationship?

I would like to come to an agreement on this as well, I'd be willing to cede all of Austria to Bismarck as long as I can still have Hungary?

Take Switzerland instead of Hungary, my friend

...Should be enough to get the north sea oil? If still nope just defend and take cities back.

I just need Poland and Prussia.

i believe that if i take switzerland though, england will thoroughly blow me the fuck out

if we need coastal cities to do naval invasions then why is there a seemingly inaccessible fish in the sea above finland and russia?

Im fine with those terms

reinforce Reykjavik, take north seal oil +3 from british

Triple Alliance?

OP still here?

I am in concordance. Does this mean I will be able to keep austria and Hungary as well though?

is op making another mupdate or is this postponed till tomorrow?

Idk

looks like he abandoned ship. I don't know how we'll be able to continue the thread tomorrow though lol

Imma leave but if hes still here, I'll leave my Eastern territory to rome, and Western Territory to Germany

Rome will make your mixtape empire proud