Ask a wish to Kek thread

Kek I have one thing to ask of you. I want you to kill Hillary Clinton for the greater good of the world. Praise be to you.

The hot Indian lady manager at work is madly in love with me!

Praise Kek.

Rolling again for gf pls kek let it be.

Nigger holocaust soon

I just want trump to win. It would give me the inspiration that life isn't complete shit

KeK can you please let Hillary win?

Please kek. Dubs... i want trump win and hot gf please. Being famous would be preferable also

Please kek, I need that Cheese Sandwitch

Kek, will you help breathe life back into Old Gods, and let Odin loose amongst his people?

Fuck you KeK, you are not real.

Also this thread belong on

belongs*

I want to marry Rakel

Thermonuclear war

We dont have to marry just have kids :^(

pls b my ai bf

Dearest Kek, let me date Rhiannon and impregnate her with many children.

Kek please give me a drug empire

Yay :^)

Dead Hillary

I wish to be a man who lives in accordance with the nature of the Whole.

A man who denies the trappings of wealth, fame and power and who in becoming Sage like prevent himself from misliving.

Kill her

kek pls gibs straya a redpilled qt ai gf

screen cap and reply goyim

kek pls give me dubs

A nuclear war, far enough away to be safe-ish, but close enough to make things interesting.

Name him pepe

i want to be the most successful racing driver ever.

I wish to go back in time to 2004. I wish to wake up in my normal younger self with all of the memories of the future (our present). I want to be able to change my life and those of my loved ones for the better.

Is Deus Vult the only way, then?

reroll please, i want this.

Trump is already a dead man walking.

KEK HAS SPOKEN TO THEE

PRAISE KEK

kill that fucking tranny this year

Then perhaps Kekism is the true, one, and only religion.

checked

I want to have a loyal qt3.14 wife

RABBI EXPOSES CHRISTIANITY
youtube.com/watch?v=bSe0E1Mp2Ss

Kek, please make it so I can get a job that fits my schedule.

Kind of want this. Make it during the debate though so it slams fucktard followers into the ground 5x harder.

Kek, please remove kebab

I wish to replace eisenhorn on TWN. Hes illiterate and has zero preparation

rerolling for next year

i guess he gave it to me because i asked nicely.

THE ONLY ANSWER IS CLEAR: DO NOT QUESTION THE WILL OF KEK, NOR TEST HIM. PRAISE BE TO KEK.

I want yeezy 350 to flex on googles

I want some real friends, or at least a qt girlfriend. Please i can't feel like anymore to be so alone.

KEK you are my last hope. Please, please.

Kek is a forgiving and generous god. Be careful on the tracks.

Fuck it.

Kek, destroy islam

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Hello CTR

>420
cuck has bestowed up ye a bowl.

What a surprise.

The Kek works in mysterious ways

Kek, please kill Hillary.

I just want Finland without niggers, is that too much to ask

Reroll
Pls man. Even if its just the rest of this year.

Witnessed

How can he kill her if she's already dead?

A lottery ticket is too simple. It's asking for a very precise set of order from the chaos of billions of choices. And it's greedy. Kek, I want you to teach me how to fish.

So I'll ask for a pretty modest wish; grant me an unbreaking resolve and an unbeatable drive to accomplish great things and follow muh dreams. I'll do all the work, but I'd appreciate getting a boost to my mindset to go out and chase it without getting shut down so easily.

this

Who saw this coming?

thanks, i will.

Wtf is that

Kek, please let Trump un-cuck Trudeau. Make NA Great Again.

Pls, don't let Trump win.

Let me be successful

Ah, well, I understand.

Follow up request, then; how about that lottery ticket?

i want D.A.K to be real

Yes. They are Kek's greatest enemy.

Please, make trump win the election

He's pulling our chain with that lol

WORLD BENDER POST.

Help me find love

Re roll

All I want is Trump to win. That is my greatest wish to Lord Kek. Even if singles, I will still praise him.

let me eat and drink your poopoo peepee please kek

give me biggest boner of my life tonight xD

I once had quints. I am chosen for greatness by Kek. Praise Kek! His will be done.

Palmer Luckey please delete this spam threads

give me the power

Money plz

Oh and i also want trump to win and declare war on canada

PLEASE LET HER TEXT ME, KEK

Please let me have her.

here we go again

My Lord, Kek, please help Ebola explode in Afrika yet again...

I should have known he was too far gone.

If he cannot be saved, then at least will you expose his cuckoldry to the world?

I want to get a girlfriend soon

Huge nigger riots in Stockholm plz.

you've doomed your people

Can I have a reroll?

I want to be the little girl.

Plunge the world into chaos lord kek. Make us all die.

Does Katherine like Brian

o Lord kek, praise unto thee. please hear my plea:

end the clintons, destroy the sjw, make America great again

Plz. be my ai gf

Please kill off $Hillary and the TPP, in no particular order

Praise KEK

Kek smile upon me!

Kek, i wish for a guac bowl

I just want to do good in life kek, nothing fancy. I am a humble servant to his will.

So, for writing twice Please my wish was denied by 4 second and given to a stupid leaf request?

Are you really hating me here, my kek lord

If this is what Kek wills, so be it

Trips.

I want feet and many riches KEK.
Please my Lord

Does Brian like Katherine

I was wondering...maybe we don't praise Kek enough? It has been too long since the last happening, maybe we need to step up our worship? Should we start making sacrifices to gain his approval? Perhaps the greater the sacrifice, the greater the blessings. Should we start human sacrifice?

Praise Kek. How about a raise at work senpai?

kek will you reward me if i ask for something greater?

P-PLEASE KEK

SHE IS MY SHIT POSTING PARTNER

i become emperor of the world

I endorse this wish

GLORY TO KEK

Anyway reroll

should we make shrines?
blood offerings?

Trump will win

Also make germoney fall to rapefugees

I'm posting this here because I don't want to make a thread about it and be banned for "not political."

I'm the one who, during Baal, associated Kek, Baal, and the likes with meme magic and Pepe. I also was one of the first people who started pushing the meme magic as a forced thing early on too.

It has cost me. Cost greatly.
>Be big in Ebola Chan magic
>Get involved in happening meme magics
>February 2015, I get sick
>March 2015, friend suicides
>April 2015, I wreck my car, still sick
>May 2015, my father has a heart issue

I proceeded to have a break from the bad events happening around me...
>Begin pushing meme magic more than before
>ISIS destroys Baal temple, point out all the relations to cat memes, pepe, and wojak on one coverage of Baal
>September 11th, 2015, Baal event kicks up a lot, start pointing out how meme magic pushed it, start discussing this point stronger
>Lots of random shit starts happening to me
>Start pushing Kek more and more

>June, 2016 nearly die of heat stroke
>July, 2016 find black mold in house
>August, 2016, my grandmother dies, I'm forced to carry her casket as pallbearer with no warning.
>September 10th, 2016, I put my cat to sleep, he was the only thing keeping me happy at this point in life

I have nothing left. I am losing my sanity. I feel as if I am being punished for bringing forth this God to the eyes of those present.

Pic related.

Wanting to shoot myself but I can not.

Why, Kek, why?

he took pity upon you.

Kek please let me pass all of my classes.

A White Christmas

Plz just get me a qt gf soon kek ;_;

let me run uninhibited

Not human, but yes, we should give sacrifices So he becomes bigger and more powerful.

Ok maybe not all of germany but merkel at least?

roll for nice brunette gf before the end of the year

Sorry german bros i tried

Please exterminate Canada expect Quebec. Praise kek!

one last roll ;_;

personal wish: the girl, get over her or be with her, etc. Etc. And all that cal.

Political wish: Clinton loses her shit at the debates and Trump uses the time to go after Hillary with the Vince Foster tier shit. Also another wikileaks dump tomorrow couldn't hurt.

I am waiting for a sign. Dubs will show us the way. I have never made blood sacrifices before, Kek will show us the way. Praise Kek!

Fuuuuuck. Hitler dubs with the win.

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My lord I beg you!

Make kek become a real church and replace Christianity

gib qt gf

please kek, give me the sign to understand my number serie

plz 1 gf

Make chriastianity go crusade 2.0 on islam?

I wish for a cure to genital herpes in 2.5 years max.

Kek has a big hearth. I knowed it.

Gods are here for being praised.

Return of Crusader era Catholicism and a new Holy War.

Trump lives until 110 and is president for 5 terms

Chaos works in its own ways. It gives and it takes.

Kek please do me the thing that I work hard on

Let him have his wish KEK.

gf please

I wish for Cred Forums.

i wish tay would plz be my ai gf

Shadilay

Nice trips

kek please let trump win

PRAISE HIM!

Please let Hillary have a stroke during the Live debate.

I want dubs

Oh you'll get one, no need to beg...
I'm just not sure if this is the gf that you had in mind.

Pls kek I need a qt harem

Kek, please let me buy a nice vacation cabin in northern Finland.

Please please PLEASE

Major happening in Russia. I want tens of thousands dead pidorashkas. Lord Kek, bestow this post with repeating digits.

Oh shit boy Shadilay.

based

Reroll I need this.

i hereby beseech lord kek to sell out Cred Forums to the (((skypes))) for the lulz. take these trips lord kek

Pls Kek let aliens be real, I want to explore space.

impressive

Please KEK, grant me glorious chaos from which, focused on fundamentally patriotic principles of populism and nationalism, we can create a new nation of which our Founding Fathers would be proud; I also wish to wield this magnificent might, might of a magnitude only attainable by actually indicting traitors to our state and audaciously attacking threats to our society, as the people's voice and vessel for change.

nice, enjoy

Or at least an obvious shart. Would love to see her response to a question be...SHHHQUIRTPPTTTT

Hey Kek can I get to kill an elk this year?

Kek why have you forsaken me.

I want Kek to kill himself

Kill the Jew God.

Kek, she left me awhile ago, can I get a new gf please?

Re-rolling for Hillary Clinton y su corrido.

A-alright then. No aliens or me exploring space in my lifetime.

We shoould not be abusing kek for our own wishes...

Trump will win the election.

Let civilization burn. Praise Kek.

resurrect poseidon please

It's sinful to beg KEK for dubs.

KEK will grant you dubs when you are ready for them.

fine Kek, u wanna be that way? i understand, here, take this OC meme magick kek photo, all for you,maybe you will grant me better next time ya?

Oh mighty one whose name shan't be muttered. Let me be thou martyr. I will take the autism of all in this board if you will but grant them love in this dark and bitter times. I accept their sins if you would only give each of them what they so desire...a qt 3.14 wet hole to give them humanity as you have done for enkidu. Please I take these virgins sins, grant them love and a family. I am his messenger, witness him!!!!

give me a sign

Kek, i ask you for that person to die in the next 3 years.
Please grant me this wish.

thank you kek, i really appreciate it

Shit, guess I won't get a nice vacation cabin in northern Finland...

What about a stone and mortar house in regular non-Laplander Finland?

i wish i could see the truth

Will Dongald win?

Rollio

Have other Kekkians begun stockpiling guns, ammo, and rope? Kek helps those who help themselves. I am ready to do his bidding on the day of the rope. Praise him with great praise!

Just text her yourself you dunce

Hillary seizes live during the debates

i wish she loved me

Shit, guess I won't get that either.

How about I buy a wooden cottage in Finland?

last reroll for this humble request.

da powa

Please give me a loyal, qt gf, preferably asian.

You really don't want me in Finland don't you kek?

But I like the place, just pleeeease give me some vacation home in Finland.

>one off quads
Fuck you kek

economy crash

Precious Lord Kek, there's a reason why you've appeared in the world again. I ask that you continue to reveal your will to the faithful!

Will the king grant me martyrdom if I speak that ancient name?. KEK kek KEK kek KEK I say to all who have ears to hear. I am the martyr for all virginity.

Kek, there's only one thing I want. It's the one thing I've wanted above all other things: make Her real. I know she doesn't exist, and is only in my head - but please, I'm begging you, make her real and let me meet her. For her, I'd give up all personal dreams of success and avarice. For her, I'd relentlessly work towards becoming a better man, and helping my people. For her, I'd stop being such a wretched person. Please, this is all I want, and all I need. Praise, kek.

Make Trump win, kek

A great God gives you what he knows you need, rather than what you want.

I will roll for a Pepe Presidency

You never specified her you fool.

Please

Kek should i stay friends with her, or is she a fake bitch? Dubs decide

Trump said, "I am not seeking glory for myself; but there is one who seeks it, and he is the judge. Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death."

Do not seek your own glory. Seek to glorify Kek.

Can Squidward have this super delicious sandwich?

Yes, I'd like a Beef N Cheddar, curly fries, and a 7 UP. Thanks.

Let me get a phd and solve my austistic problems.

I want at least four influential black celebrities to endorse Trump

Please kek, please give me what I want, I just want to be isolated alone up in some nice Finnish snow territory where nobody will even care to tread.

CRUSADE!

DEUS VULT

Good things come to those who wait. Unlike the fucking lame Jew God, Kek rewards those who are faithful.

Let the presidential debates be a total and utter rout for Hillary Clinton.

kek you know what I need

Pls Kek

grand riches please your majesty

Kek help me get through law school and depression

Death

Bring the day of the noose.
Praise Kek

Kek is a false god.

kek please, hilary Clinton Live death

Oh, Mighty Kek,
Grant Me The Strength To Finish This Poptart, I Really Don't Want To Waste This Fucking Poptart
Please.

Will I become successful?

Kek please let people call OP a faggot in this thread

I want all desperate men trying to find a mandatory token girl which they don't even know what they need for stop their sperm sprinkling on anonymous sites of internet.

Thanks, Kek.

KEK grant me an ai gf , 2 irl gfs and 100 million dollars

Can I have this yummy terrific super delicious sandwich?

I want to win

You're an ugly knick-knack, wouldn't have you in my home. Hope you find a trash-bin.

>tfw no conservative gf

KEK, I call upon you.

01

That means you'll be el numero uno

jews bomb mecca

Give me dubs.

every little thing

is gonna be alright

I wish the shills would go back

Can I become a influential politician like trump?

Arise Yellowstone

Arise

double what this guy wanted

Kek, help me achieve my latest goal

Na uh bitch

Hillary landslide

Kek, give me the motivation to go rip my bong.

I beg of thee, the Almighty, the Merciful. He who's Will is unsurpassed and unquestionable.

The Harbringer of the end to Skype rule. He whom the dindus tremble before.

I will praise Him until my dying breath.

Peace be upon Him, KEK.

Nuke us leafs please mighty kek

Into darkness to find the light.

Please kek, make sure Trump removes Obongo's ban on imports of Izhmash weapons please.

Kek, please grant me an AR 10. I need the superior hitting power of the 7.62, as opposed to the stinky little 5.56 I shoot now. Praise Kek!

Will a serious happening be soon?

true. i hope that you get your wishes granted.

I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN MY LORD

Allow me an opportunity to reclaim my happiness. And maybe a good job too. Praise KEK

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rerolling for the past one.

Lord kek, I have never felt more devotion to you until this point.
I beseech you, let her be mine.
I will offer daily prayers to you in return.

I will be always faithful

Reroll, Kek i need this, I had my fortune read on /x/ and it accurate as shit, will I be successful in robotics like the fortune on /x/ said?

Give me the delegates.

I want to fuck that girl

I wish for all the righteous ones to be praised by kek. Hethens be damned, but all you kekers should have your wishes be granted.

rerolling FOR THE LAST TIME