TRUMP GENERAL - DOGBERT REDPILLED DILBERT EDITION

How many young children are first learning about Hitler through hearing him be compared to Trump?
>Mommy, what's Hitler?

AWOO

Why is Texas the most based state in America?

Fug wrong picture, I can't even pretend to shillpost right

John Garyman?

(you)

really firing up those brain patterns
>some of these people are high school teachers

reporting

>when yo bae calls it quits and you just ain't ready

Ass or pussy?

Are you prepared for the backlash Americans?

Hillary supporters control business and media and they believe you are vermin, unredeemable. Worse they believe you don't have the right to be represented, that your choice is not legitimate, that it should be ignored.

This is not ugly compared to what's coming when Trump wins.

twitter.com/HillaryForTrump/status/779082451037593600

my dad was a small business

what did she mean by this?

>reports that Trump isn't doing any preparation for the debate

I really hope he's just leaking that to lower expectations

I don't think I could take him coming into the final weeks with a decent lead and losing it because he underprepared and gets wedged by a shitty moderated question

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Don't know, but this Sun guy is going to eat this Mr. Earth? and this guy called Glob Alwarming is coming. If only Al Eppo would reveal himself, maybe we could stop this

someone take over threads
OP pastebin
pastebin.com/nygxu29R

More Cali here
AWOO

puss... i think

drudgereport.com/flashny.htm

>EDITOR'S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6'2" Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.

He doesn't matter, global warming is our future.

who /shadilay/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

listen to it, harness the meme magic for our god emperor

CTR BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You couldn't tell the difference?

he turned tricks

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SHIT SHOW EXCEL FILE GIVEN BY NORTH CAROLINA EARLY VOTING STATS

Serious question. If the Dems cheat and rig the election to get HIlldawg to win, what happens next?

...moot?

Everyone's filling the air with the thought that Virginia is permanently lost to the Democrats but Trump is still hitting it hard so I suppose he doesn't believe it's over yet.

If he wins Virginia it's over, all of the scenarios being posted where he will still - probably = win are based on him losing Virginia.

Shit gets real

Hiroshimoot!

>these children will see Trump compared to Hitler while they're young
>they'll grow up through his presidency as the entire country is revolutionized for the better
>by the time Trump leaves office they'll want "Hitler" back

>DRUDGE ALERT
DRUDGE ALERT

FBI BOMBSHELL: OBAMA USED PSEUDONYM IN EMAILS WITH CLINTON...
TOLD CBSNEWS HE LEARNED ABOUT HER SERVER FROM 'NEWS ACCOUNTS'...

drudgereport.com

Personally, I just go back to not giving a shit anymore.

If they aren't caught? Nothing. If they are caught, it could be resolved in the House. If the House can't solve, maybe a Civil War.

nope, first time actually getting penetration with her

I REQUIRE A MAGA
Also
POST RARE MAGAS

Refined pences

War.

Texas bro here. Not sure. Its just something i grew up around. We dont like degeneracy. Thats probably a big reason

I get the thumbnail glitched, but what's moot got to do with this?

>guy says race and IQ aren't correlated
>I say yes they are and I will link him studies if he doesn't ignore them
>he tells me he doesnt want to read KKK blogs
>I tell him he should want to be scientifically correct instead of spouting wrong leftist nonsense
>he calls me a racist KKK member(???)

>get banned

Cred Forums bitches and moans about it and then nothing

she should just wear stilettos. problem solved.

I edited this for someone I awhile back, but I don't think it ever got to them.

>in the final moments Rato swallows his pride and joins his rival to defeat hillary
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TRUMP MADE ANIME REAL?

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Did you cum?

Hello I'm from the future and

>Drumpf can't even win his home state

BTFO

I want to fuck that frog

She can't even stand on her own two feet with regular shoes.

jesus fucking christ the left is eatting itself

tests are racist so blacks dont score so good
blacks dont so as well on iq tests, no that is KKK shit!

yes....yes....more things to impede blood flow and comfort. get this woman some stripper heels and a corset!

Is Gary Johnson the new Yeb?

nope just fapped after ;_;

PLEASE KEK

LET ILLINOIS BE AS RED AS MARS ITSELF

AWOOOOO~!

any bros going to Morristown tonight? around 10 pm on the green? Code word "Ivanka"

Probably war.

Hillary is a Nazi frog.

I might kill myself. The pendulum is trying to swing right and if it's artificially stopped then the left will become impossible to deal with. The only time I've not been depressed in recent times is starting with Trump

these seems like the most likely answers imo. People aren't motivated enough to riot in the streets (at least not people with jobs and responsibilities)

How do (legal) Mexicans fare around there, it being a strong border state and all?

now I know why Cred Forums thinks fascism is the answer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You low energy cucks don't deserve trump.

Trump? Underprepared? Are you a retard?

Does she lick your dick?

This landscape just gave me a hardon. Where in Cali is that beautiful place?

I want to go for a holiday hike there.

>Unbiased studies on race
Does not exist.

I swear to God mixing science with ethics was the single most retarded thing man has ever done.

Depends where you go. Chicago and Springfield have a lot of niggers in them, but the the farm-towns are full of hard working right-wingers.

Virginia standing by

He should kill himself in the woods.

Anyone catch the 90000000 get?

Poisoning the next generation.

Teachers should be barred from talking about politics in the classroom.

I had a fucking Jew Civics teacher trying to brain all of us into being liberals with Michael Moore and Holocaust movies.

pulling out isn't effective contraception, you know.

No lie, I've been able to get out of my slump and start being productive again thanks to Trump. He sets such a good example. It would be absolutely devastating to have that taken away from me.

Jeb was actually likeable though. Aleppo is just a huge faggot

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Don't have a shop but Reno, NV reporting in for swing state status

Virginia confirmed for red.

I am starting to believe he is threatened to act like a retard and leave the race because he grabs too many votes from Hillary.

>debate could have 100 million viewers

Would that be the most watched event in television history?

Why don't you carpet bomb Austin?

need a welcome to illinois please pay toll awoo

Holy shit

It said "Clinton is already dead"

Pic related.
was better.

To be honest I have no clue. I live in San Diego which is technically a desert and I did not make this AWOO.

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Looks like Yosemite National Park my brother. I still haven't been there, maybe I'll join you for a MAGAhike

i thought superbowls get over 100 million?

>Have we figured out who this Al Eppo guy is yet?

Oh course, his name is Sam "Aleppo" Hyde, he is a grave threat to mankind.

Voter ID required reporting in.

Super Bowl XLIX = 115.2

Nope.

No means no.

Hillary has been using mark cuban,as her Donald trump, debate practice stand in.

The head of trump campaign,mahoning country,Ohio.was forced to resign,for saying.

Black people have had the same opportunity,schools,and plus free college.
It's their own fault for not succeeding.

Pretty well. They work hard. They make an effort. I actually prefer transplants to those growing up here. Always super cool and have a smile ready. Theyre friendly in a real way.

Awoo!
Oklahoma, standing by!

where is the ebola chan I was promised

I love how, even in these fantastical scenarios where Trump wins a mega-landslide, DC is always still blue. Because some things never change

This is a bribe-vement!~~~

Well thats stupid.

But I don't watch sports so meh.

Fellow Oklahoman
Saving this awoo

hmmm

It's projected to hit superbowl numbers. By far the most watched political event in human history.

It's going to be insane, 90 minutes uninterrupted debate, with 6 15 minute segments based on different issues.

I can't imagine the weight that has to be on Trumps shoulders right now. I honestly don't know how he deals with it.

I HATE THIS SMUG FUCKING FAGGOT SO MUCH

Ironically, Trump is doing super-well in DC, with only 6 points behind Hillary.

No, that's not a mistake. I said 6, not 60. The funniest shit is that he might unironically be the firs republican to have a shot at winning it.

Dc is mostly filled with googles

I'm curious what they think Trump aligns with when it comes to the neocon/social conservatives. All this tells me is they never knew what the GOP platform was.

Trump can handle it
Hillary is liable to pass out mid debate if he turns up the heat

by being better.

it means that in a pre prepared speech that they could reshoot, that was the best one

did you watch the dilbertman periscope from today. some people feed on energy like that

scott adams said he is gonna get it like cereal

Look at what Trump has had to do to get to this point, he'll be able to handle it.

nah he's been preparing, he's just not as open about it as hillary's team
reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-debate-idUSKCN11S0XF

MAKE
BERT
DILLED
AGAIN

I hope...central IL checking in

Dilbertman says he turns anxiety into positive energy because of his personality

>the best one
hahahahaha
and they couldnt do any more takes after a bunch of fuck ups because she has no fucking energy

Is there an Ohio awoo yet?

Yea, i'm a more introverted guy, so maybe it just doesn't mesh well with me. Still though, even if you're an extroverted guy it still has to be overwhelming.

He's doing preparation but it's not the traditional sense of mock debates and watching videos of his opponent. It's more an IRL version of Cred Forums where him and Rudy and Laura sit around shit talking him while he tries to give serious responses.

I used to be pro-Drumpf but you just corrected my record so now I'm a #Hillshill4lyf

I really don't think Trump is nervous, he's taken on literally the whole world

You know, I think I read somewhere that Trump said he doesn't really dwell on things too much. He has the attitude of "whatever happens, happens" and doesn't stress himself out over stuff he can't control. I bet that's a really good trait to have as a leader.

yea
but part of the point is you can get better at it if you practice or learn the right way
also trump is running for president
he made billions of dollars
he is not a normal person he is defiantly good at (least some) things

wtf people live in my State of Awoo?

That's.... a BIG awoo

Well, not even Reagan won that one, so nobody expects it Red even in their craziest dreams.

>step-stool
Hillary Clinton, whatever you do, don't fall down. That would break my fucking heart!

When I lived in Texas, the Mexicans were more friendly, hard workers,had best weed, didn't bring a lunch one day a Mexican gave me his.
Blacks people ,always asking for quarters for bus far.almost got mugged by two for ignoring their demands.
I'm ohio snow bird.

That's true. He's been in the public eye for literally decades, so this all probably isn't too much different for him. I'm just worried for him I guess. So much is riding on this and I just want him to do well.

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yep pretty often, she likes the taste of my semen so she practically begs for it while i'm fapping

nah dont overshill it was a shit google poll with 50 people sampled or so.

U U
U U

Step stool was denied. She is allowed a customized podium so it doesnt go up to her lips though to make her look taller

Which Donald will show up Monday night? Serious Donald or funny Donald?

I didn't request it, but I'll take it.

Yea it helps for me to take a step back and look at what this guy has already built. He's not some joe blow walking in off the street. He's built himself up to become a multi-billionaire. That (obviously) had to be difficult, and taken a special kind of individual to make happen.

Texans love mexicans. Fuck the googles

Wrestlemania Donald

We will ascend Trump to godhood. NC, Florida and Iowa will be claimed in the name of TRUMP!

ARISE MY CAROLINIAN BROTHERS! ARISE WITH BOJANGLES IN ONE HAND AND YOUR MAGA HAT IN THE OTHER! AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO

Well DC is literally 70% Googles and a few Skype politicians.

This one:
youtube.com/watch?v=SEPs17_AkTI

>men, women and terrified children
Where are the women and terrified children?

Thanks senpai.

What breed is she?

disclose.tv/news/leaked_video_cern_to_start_the_process_of_opening_a_portal_to_another_dimension/134018

I say funny Trump. He can't kill her too quickly so he'll probably drum something up to create controversy.

I hope a balanced version of both.

We need serious Trump to prove to voters that Trump is actually serious about being President because some people still believe that he is running as a joke.

We need funny Trump to stump the ever loving fuck out of Hillary with no remorse.

Trump Rally?

youtube.com/watch?v=WFvhipw3hIw

Baitmaster Donald

Wait for December, when Trump is announced as the real winner.

/comfy/ donald mixed with /funny/ donald

You inspired me to make a Kentucky awoo!

Any /k/ommandos here?

I want to start browsing /k/ but I don't know how, everything is so confusing. I know virtually nothing about guns, but desperately want to. Don't want to seem like a newfag over there though.

Sure, whoever that nobody is might take the risk.
But would they make someone else do it?

black lab

That's a nice AWOO there, Good work user.

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As of right now, Trump needs Colorado, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, or New Hampshire.

Hillary needs ALL of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=2DQn3Szi4aA

Poor Jeb he always get rekt, leave him alone please

Ever thought about horses?

Lurk faggot, pick shit up
/k/ is a board like any other

I would rather horses than dogs if I could honestly

Ooh nice. Good sized dogs. She a good girl?

They didn't even vote for trump in the primaries.

First time seeing that. It's so cool to watch given the context. He's literally been watching the things he's been talking about happen for decades, and finally has a chance to fix it for our country's benefit.

All these state awoos, I see no love for Vegas!

Good, because horses are about a thousand times better

Greg Gutfeld - friend or foe?

I just realized how stressful that must be on her campaign.

Trump just needs to nab one of half a dozen states, yet Hillary needs to wrestle with ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME while trying to cover for her health and control the media. No wonder she's going to spend a billion by the years out, her side of the playing field is like trying to duct tape a shattered glass house.

Have experience?

That's because Cruz was running and people here felt they had to support the home town boy. (As much as I hate him)

>Texans love mexicans
One Mexican from work took me to his house.when I walked in there was a gigantic marijuana plant growing in the living room.
Shocked,I asked how his parents allowed him to grow it.
He said "that's my dad's plant".

9009 6446
also savage

Vegas is degeneracy central.

hnnnnngggg I can only imagine

got horses of your own? or just had something set up?

Please don't tell me you believe this?

(((Foe)))

googles?

He was a foe during the primaries. Not sure about now.... So...

I disagree with him on some points, but otherwise he is fantastic.

>yfw hillary falls from this added height, breaks a hip, and shits herself from the pain.

court jester

manlet

It's good that happened, Hillary needs to get used to not getting what she wants, because the only thing she is getting this year is a stroke and landslide defeat lol.

Late night Whataburger shits

Foe

For somebody who supposed to be funny, he can't handle the bantz too well.

At least a dozen

Some were set up and some were just "spur of the moment" type things

Can you morons stop spreading your racism all over the internet under Trump's banner? You're damaging his campaign.

can any sydbros tell me what time the debate is on on monday?

A Donald we never seen before
The Closer Donald

Do elaborate.

Can NM go red?

Friend once, foe now.

He's too busy gagging on Rupert Murdoch's wrinkled cock to do anything but continually bash Trump.

When Greg got his latest show on Fox, guess who the first remote guest he had on was? Yep, it was Trump who was the very first person he did a segment with in the first 2 fucking minutes of his show, and a few weeks later, he went 100% anti-Trump and has never changed.

I used to back Greg when he wasn't such a dumbfuck, but he's beyond redemption now, he can keep blowing Fox execs for more opportunities if he wants, but I've been done with him since he went off the rails.

Don't forget Trump removing all obstacles for the FBI to tear town The Clinton Foundation.

Wtf, I know that dude on the left. His name is Sasha and I went to Cornell with him

Dont you know this is the base of the "alt right"
Stfu or ill blow up your van with my leet hacker skillz

Totally worth it. Whataburger is so fucking good.

Eh, not gonna do it in the Trumpgens.

Can someone post the meme magic trump post about all the people who have fallen to trump as doubters?

Imagine Gary Memeson under that amount of pressure kek

I'm starting to lose steam guys.
The polls, I don't know what to believe, are they bs are they right? If they are tied that just feels worse in some weird way.
I just can't figure it out, is the drive by media that powerful?

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youtube.com/watch?v=VoHdBkTTSkE

Cenk is in full desperation mode now.

Please bring Kim Kek

“At first I thought, ‘Oh my god, I’m so Hillary [Clinton],’ but I had a long political call with Caitlyn last night about why she’s voting Trump. I’m on the fence,” she purportedly said in an excerpt posted by The Evening Standard.''

ew.com/article/2016/09/23/kim-kardashian-donald-trump

9 PM EST, so 11 AM for you I think

>inb4 American education

HOLY SHIT!!! Did you guys catch this?

>Last Sunday Trump did debate prep. He stood at the podium FOR 5 STRAIGHT HOURS WITH NO BREAK AT ALL and was questioned by his top advisers.

twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/779474557832953856

GOP primary turnout in VA is up 109% this year compared to 2008. Dem primary turnout is down.

Distinct possibility at this point. She can't even stand at a podium for more than 15 minutes.

Why?

Yes
Rush says everyday ignore the drive by

Probably Tuesday morning

>tfw uni is off for a week

Great feels

Dildo is unfunny. Garry Trudeau is better

fek got a uni submission in the morning, bolting in and out i guess

If you're not a shill, just look at this:
The debates are the deciding point. Watch them.

FUUUUUUUCK

>Dat look on her face

>have to work during the debate
JUST

Jesus fuck.

He's a god.

Yes, why don't you?

It's no more outlandish than believing he has the support of an Egyptian god of primordial darkness.

i love tyt tears
thanks

Anybody watching Fox?
youtube.com/watch?v=tL13eIQBoog

They just mentioned something about the nigs acting up. Sun is down and things are going to start heating up.

i dont get these maps, what do the numbers mean in the middle of each state?

they SHUT IT DOWN

He would probably get a little "tongue-tied" if you know what i mean

Based man. I've been on stage for hours at a time playing music...those lights are draining as hell.

shillary is literally on suicide watch right now

>the look of fear in the CNN anchor's eyes

THEY'RE FUCKED

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I find the potential fallout with her fans, the media and Kanye way more interesting than her one vote if she actually decides to jump on the Trump train. I don't want someone who represents virtually everything wrong with modern Western culture on my side anyway.

It is
And it's not like there's any funky ingredients in it
Maybe just sub par ground gopher meat

Delegates

Kek is a meme you nigger

Unbiased studies on race do exist, they just don't tend to come out of Western countries.

The Chinese give zero fucks and still do decent research.

How many fucking VR people are fucking pussies out there? Palmer Luckey funds some stupid trolls and these retards don't shut up.

youtu.be/2TE_lMCbZlc?t=1153

This was my favorite game on the Vive. Shut the fuck up Anton.

w-wow

Can't wait.

Damn
That's a roadside tamale shit

Electoral votes Emu-kun

>diet coke

sides gone

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Vegas is not a state

The fact that he's prepping at all is the biggest relief I've gotten all week about this election.

saved

President Google Vetoes Bill To Allow 9/11 Victims To Sue Saudi Government

What now?

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>093458▶
>File: Hillary Pepe.jpg (339 KB, 640x1046)
>Guys... just found this Pepe on Twitter. I've verified that it's legit. It's an ultra rare right now but seems to be spreading.
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? IS THE HILLARY SIDE TRYING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF KEK?
r34ing kekTrump and kekHillary

She's going to be the pied piper of Googles for Trump
It's ogre

The /k/ funny stories are good.
The one where the guy loaded shotgun shells with ,napalm, because he wanted to shoot a squirrels tail to watch it burn.
And ended up burning the woods down.

Or the one where they loaded shells with dimes,arrow heads,screws, and shoot stuff.
They are glock fan boys,

REKT

But the Hill told me that Trump's not taking the debate prep seriously?!

Fucking kek

I thought CTR rigged every online poll. Wow, that looks great.

anyone else notice how CTR is shifting the narrative to "Trump astroturfs too! They're equally bad!" now?

This. Even with a 5 minute break or two, I feel like chimping out at the three hour mark

HOLY FUCK, THE STAMINA

CAN YOU IMAGINE MELANIA'S PUSSY AFTER TRUMP IS DONE WITH IT?!

Arent they fun? A coworker of mine invited me to a party and im like sure. Ive chilled with him before. I was the only white guy there. Had a great time.

Dumb bitch.

Power level confirmed to be on par with Super Saiyan Blue.

Trump is really going for the kill

It's going to be magical

Absolutely fucking magical

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YES GOYIM, HE ISN'T SERIOUS GOYIM, HE'S GOTTEN THIS FAR BECAUSE HE'S STUPID, GOYIM!

But user, that is a peach.

With any poll you have to look behind the numbers. Very often polling companies will over-sample one candidate's party by anywhere from a few points to nearly 15, which is ridiculously biased. This election cycle has so much of that tactic that that many polls are just outright wrong, and it's well known that part of the strategy is to allow your opponent to look better as the first debate draws closer, then have them drop afterwards to give the illusion of losing support. Despite all of this rigging, Trump is still close, tied, or beating Shillary, which means come Election Day we're gonna win in a landslide.

Hillary is going to pass-out.

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Congress will override the veto, they have enough for the first time in the whole 8 years obama has been in office

>he bed nod be ded
>how bout dat
>he bedda liv
>i no he bedda live

Megyn is playing the whole vid.

He's alright sometimes. Sometimes he's a major faggot

But.. but Hillary stood for 30 minutes(supported by her aids)!

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How does so much bombshell shit continue to pour onto Hill and yet shes barely effected by any of this.

Hey YCSTT, are we going to get anything new or are you waiting after the debates?

it's 74/26 now ahahahahah

Guys I'm kindof drunk should i got ake another big ol' swig of vodka

for Trump?

Are we witnessing Trump harnessing the power of weapons grade autism?

Fucking hell m8, I can probably manage 3 tops before having to take a break.

>00
GROUND ZERO

I swear Trump is getting kickback from Coke because I am going to need to pick up a case now.

5 hours holy fuck

>he thinks it's really him

Going to work with a bunch of material tomorrow and see if I can turn it into a standalone volume that is actually worth watching and not mere a mere recapping of events.

If not, I'll wait until the debate.

she is loosing with independants big big league, it's just that polls ignore independants. She will loose this election in a landslide

YCSTT!!! Please tell me you're setting up something extra spicky for these debates. We love your content!

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No drugs
No alcohol
No cigarettes

>swig of vodka
checks flag
wtf are you doing to yourself mate. drink something good

Is there any way to get ahold of a michigan awoo?

There's been enough material for 10 vids, what gives?

oh jeez reddit's here

I need pictures of Trump as a giant golden demigod.

Help me out General.

should we make a list of videos for you to check out?

discord.gg/kV2nT

trump channel on the official Cred Forums discord is up

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>her side of the playing field is like trying to duct tape a shattered glass house.
Kek. What do you do when a dumb blonde throws a grenade into your glass house?

vodka is good though

also I'm poor

build the wall, Paco

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say what you want, but getting filtered pol content to normies through t_d has gotten Trump an incredible amount of support. The rest of leddit is trash though tbqh

op left
someone make new thread
OP pastebin:
pastebin.com/nygxu29R

Good work Cred Forums, you ballot stuffing bastards.

Baking, holdon

I can't fucking wait. It's Saturday here, so 2 days left.

yes well obviously you dont know the story of how shit CSTT became, both in content and attitude

ok if you say
go ahead i just cracked another beer

Erin Burnett just got wet hearing about Don's energy
Her smile
>Hmmmm

A vote is a vote, how is voting what you believe in an online poll "ballot stuffing"?

MARCH

The past few haven't been the best, but those early ones are pure gold.

Thank you

t. Kentuckyfag

Too bad Trudeau is a cuck. Have to read his garbage since I began supporting Trump.

Awooooo

Woke up about an hour and a half ago and haven't got anything else to do today

Any happenings? I saw the video of cruz accepting his fate and bending the knee to trump but that's about all I saw

Just because I fear for my future doesn't make me a shill you tool. I have faith in trump I know trump is based beyond mortal understanding, it's the voter I'm scared to death about.
You know this debate is going to be 90 mins of trump being asked why do you hate blacks and can you please stop being literally hitler long enough for me to suck hillarys stoma clean right?

That's what I'm freaked about, will the people vote for cackle because she isn't trump, has the media shited on the image of trump to the point nurse ratchet could shit herself, pass out and they'd still vote for her because lel drumpf is raycis?

(checked)

Id like those links,

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