TRUMP GENERAL - OBUMMER EDITION

Make America Cute Again!

Memes aside, what is plan B if Trump loses?

Man, the media is such lying pieces of shit. That made it seem like Donald Trump said stop and Friday was good to do on babies and fondling children would only strengthen Kek but he did say anything remotely controversial

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Post debate dream scenarios.

>Hillary: "You're trying to shut me up because I'm a woman!"
>Trump: "Just like you tried to shut up Bill's rape victims?"

chaffetz and gowdy

STOP AND FRISK ONLY EXCLUSIVE TO HIGH CRIME AREAS SUCH AS CHICAGO

>Trump
>Losing
Pick one bong.

Civil War II

I'm not sure about him pushing stop-and-frisk. I've heard conflicting reports about the effectiveness of the policy, and I feel like it is more unpopular than popular among the inner cities and the communities in them. I would love to hear anything to reassure me on this.

Guys, there's this really cute girl in my class, but I'm an autistic shit who can barely talk to women.

ISN'T HE ON HANNITY RIGHT NOW?

Awooo

2 DAYS 22 HOURS AND 35 MINUTES UNTIL HILLARY DIES

These are wonderful.

Can I get a Pence Rally edit?

There is no Plan B. We drag this man into the white house or we don't have a country anymore. We will win.

lel are you sure you arent mentally hill by chance?

VOTE FOR ME!!

strawpoll.de/e58x467

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civil war within 5 years

Stop being a fucking pussy user

Annex Canada, kill/ overthrow their pussy leaders and instill The New American Empire

Little dicked manlet fags that live in mom's basement will be posting below this line
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tough shit
don't bother

If there was proven rigging, I honestly could see it.

Press is crowded outside of the hospital where Hillary is an inpatient

>5 years

Push senators/reps/military to counteract Hillary's actions at every turn. If she goes full queen mode, open revolt is really the only option

dont jack for a week and you will grow balls.

but only for one week. if you fuck up do it again.

TRUMP WILL WIN

ITS OVER HILLARY WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

I think this pastor is right on.

Try to impeach Hillary

Trump 2.0 in 2020

I'd vote for Chaffetz

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>only two mentions of Trump on CNN's front page, one on the sidebar
This must be a new record.

We will probably cook up a conspiracy theory of why he lost or remain in denial until Hillary is sworn in on Inauguration Day.

>That projection

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You sure you aren't new by chance?

pics or get out

youtube.com/watch?v=tL13eIQBoog

TRUMP FOX LINK

Based Reverend Scott is laying down Truth Bombs like crazy. Couldn't ask for a better surrogate for the black community.

PLEASE STOp MAKING MY WAIFU MAINSTREAM!!!

Plan B's are for pussies with no determination.

We ARE the desert power.

HIS NAME IS A KILLING WORD.

Our victory is certain. All we must do now is go through the motions and take it up.

So you came for advice here?

Thanks Immunity Cat.

someone give me a better stream than hulkusc please

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holy shit hannity helping Trump with the black vote. if anyone doubts a Trump victory at this point you're delusional

I missed you

>ID Fagby
>Fag boy

Posting 11/15/16 authorbro stories

>LINDSEY TUCKER
my fucking sides

This town hall is honest as fuck. Wow.

AWOO
>TRUMP ON HANNITY EDITION
youtube.com/watch?v=tL13eIQBoog

What does this mean?

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I live everything except I'm getting a little tired of seeing that jew flag everywhere

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There's a girl in my Spanish class who looks like Yukari.

HAND OVER THE SWING STATES (to dahnald), HILLARY

>that israel flag

This is a great townhall.

No wonder Soros is trying to slide it IRL

Awesome. Here, have a cute.

This place is lost. I feel like this and few other /threads/ are the last few people on the stern of the Titanic as it goes down. Pic related

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>a wild Don appears

Don King is a full on madman

Man, I'm a 30 year old hand holdless virgin and I kick myself every time I think about girls who made advanced towards me but I couldn't reciprocate. I'm not autistic but I am schizophrenic so I can't really make connections people

Thanks my white friend!

It's just Don King being a crazy old negro.

He's based enough otherwise that I can almost forgive him for it though.

LMAO Don King is a fucking retard

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Big Dong Don

kek

Means emails from the president should'nt be on a private server

Where any retard can hack it

fucking love that you haven't given up ted posting

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>a black man supporting Trump holding an Israeli flag
>destroying two of the biggest perceptions of racism against Trump

Don King is fucking losing it

fucking don king lmao

Don King has always been crazy

I don't bother anymore except for Trump gens. 90% of threads are cancerous niggers

>they bro bump
Cute desu

Holy fuck, Don King is going apeshit.

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tricky dick strikes again

It'll get less shitposty after the election.

>huge Isarel flag
>small USA flag

What does he by this?

Black people don't watch Hannity you dumb fuck.

LOL

HOLY SHIT DON

It means Obama knew about the server, and he also avoiding FOIA requests. Should at least get subpoenaed by Chaeffetzz

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

Yeah true

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

I can't understand anything Don King is saying.

Also trolling the living fuck out of the media.

The kang is also going to go down since he didn't rat her out.

Lindsey Tucker, the white cocksucker.

m8 are you sure you're not me?

WE

this is the calm before the storm, friendo

D a y O f T h e R o p e

>PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

WUZ

"The Black vote" euphemistically refers to women who get upset at the perception of racism.

god he looks like hillary 1 month on test

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

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What happened with Don Kang?

Just looked on Facebook, saw she has 20 pictures with a guy. Guess she's not single. I still wish I could actually approach women and strike up a conversation.

Don king just achieved meme status

WHAT THE FUCK DON KING

MOSLEM
MOSLEM
MOSLEM
MOSLEM
MOSLEM

DON

Aleppo?

KINGINTHENORF moment?

High Energy Don Kang!!!

I'm voting Hillary because i don't find any of this convincing.

I don't like it, but this thread just pushed me over the edge.

That's how you know he is communicating effectively with black voters

pretend its a guy?

>Don[ald]
>Kang[z]

Hannity pronounces 'Omarosa' wrong. You can tell she's fuming

Remember how that all ended :^) ?

KANG

oh shit you might be right

Is someone saying this?

powerful question dodge

My late answer to

>1 post by this ID

Cool story CTR

k

>tfw you will never be friends with a cool/smooth classical black guy like Pastor Scott or Don King because they're so rare

neat

>1 post by this ID

Get back to your corner cuck.

Cis gendered goyim shouldn't be allowed to vote.

That is a great gif.

Trump is going to lose and it's thanks to fags like you. Well done fag.

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Means he perjured the senate committee.
That's what they took Randy ol' Bill down with.
If only it wasn't so close to the end of his term.
Of course, if something happened to ensure the elections were suspended and Obamy had to keep on sitting around, it makes a nice weapon to remove him in the event of that sort of crisis.

We can use Ted's special skills to our advantage.

He's known to be fast. I am grateful for him joining our team.

Don 'President Donald Trump' King

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I always think they'll think, "Ew, this weird anorexic manlet is talking to me? Please leave me alone."

NIGER

>nigger haiku
Aye, Lemma holla
Aye gurl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, fuck you then

now it makes sense

>Obama knew about the server
>He was the one to appoint Lynch
>Lynch meets will Bill shortly before FBI decides whether or recommend indicting his wife
>Lynch declared she would follow FBI's recommendation, which means she knew the outcome before the FBI said it
Every single one of these fuckers needs the rope, that's what it means.

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THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 23, 2016

MORNING
>Gary Johnson's brain shuts down in Kasie Hunt interview
>debate commission: no breaks, no commercials, no step stools
AFTERNOON
>Scott Dilbert: "I hereby switch my endorsement from Clinton to Trump"
>NOTE: endorsement was in response to Trump tweet about HRC 65% estate tax
>Heidi Cruz is back at Goldman-Sachs
>Ted Cruz says he is voting Trump
>encourages others to vote T to stop HRC
>Trump: "honored by the endorsement"
>former hillshill, Kim Kardashian "on the fence" about pres. vote
>Obama vetoes bill allowing 9/11 lawsuits against Saudi Arabia
EVENING
>Trump, Clinton to meet with Netanyahu on Sunday
>Glenn Beck ‘Profoundly Sad’ After Cruz Endorses Trump: ‘Maybe It Is Time to Go to the Mountains for a While’
>Obama used pseudonym in emails to Clinton
>Hannity Townhall finally airs

GOGGLE

GODDAMN THIS TOWN HALL IS REDPILL CENTRAL FOR THE NIGNOGS

HE'S FAST

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>NIGER INNIT
Mah Nigga!

Even if that happens, what skin is it off your ass? Better to try and fail than to have never tried.

>an african american network

Why is this allowed?

Is this meme dead now?

BASED NAME

>GOOGLE INNIT

What if he loses?

what is this some kind of fake ntnn?

still
pretty good/10

When this is done we need to share the shit out of it. It's comfy, redpilling, and shows a comfier and nicer side of Trump.

I just started talking to this girl in one of my classes. I've noticed her glancing at me since the semester started. Yesterday I decided to sit next to her. She sneezed and I said bless you, then we started talking. We both want to go to law school. We had to watch a movie in class, so the conversation ended there. Next week I'm going to try to get her number. Wish me luck.

Tedposting will never get old.

it was never a meme

>FBI decides whether or not to recommend indicting his wife*

Because muh racism dats why cracker

#HouseInvestigationYes

Shut up racist CTR

>When you start winning, the word "racist" comes out and it means they have nothing left

IF THEY CALL YOUR RACIST

YOU WIN

Omarosa is like the terminator of diversity shilling. Whatever it takes to win I guess.

Uhhh guys...

>What if he loses?
(he won't)

>multicult for Trump
wat

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We need to subliminally spread this to the googles. Like a black guy with a lot of street cred.

>NIGER INNIT
OH GOD THE MEMES

He won't

You already said you were voting for Hillary.

Why do you care?

THE SIKH STOOD UP LOLOOOOOOOOOOL

Is Trudeau their?

Just realized my id says "Fag"

>tfw already gave my shekels to Cred Forums for gold status

Hey Cred Forumslack family. Sorry I haven't been around, just got married and all. I kept up with the headlines though... So, how about that Ted Cruz? They always come around. Rat bastard.

How've you all been? What's the latest bantz/habbenings?

Did he just say waifu

HAND OVER THE ELECTORS HILLARY!

If KEK grants me d u b s she will be yours forever

Wait a minute, is he allowed to keep his dagger?

Good luck, senpai! Hopefully she's a Trump supporter and you two can watch the debates together!

dunno I got a gf treating the girl like a regular buddy and it worked because I wasnt as stressed of messing up and being awkward.

OY VEY THE ADL IS COMING

Goddamn you.

How can you be so sure, i mean, he has appealing qualities to anyone but people who getting out of their mother's basements is a chore.

Honest question. How did a guy like Based Ben get hooked up with Candy?

Multi-ethnic
Not multi-cultural

HYPE FOR DEBATES

Where is it?

SWOOSH

>just got married

Congratulations!

Hand over the electoral votes, Hillary

SLEEPY BEN COMING UP!

shut the fuck up and lurk more faggot

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>when your Sikh is on fleek

They don't need a dagger specifically. They just need to have a weapon. Even a gun is cool by their religion.

Spic ones exist.

>WAIFU
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>Sorry I haven't been around

Did you think we missed you or cared?

he bought her

It's no big deal actually.

Whatever you call it its still kike faggotry.

Where you all watching fox? Can't find a good stream.

Have we met Candy before? kind of a red flag name...

Debate vs Hill on Monday, riots in NC, Trump town hall on Hannity right now talking about helping black communities

Just to name a few

If you've got anything you think would be important to add, feel free to say so

It's a containment network. You should be familiar with the concept

it's not about looks user

women get ugly with age you can't stop it

Used to have severe suicidal ideations when I was 16, mostly because of rejection. Don't really want to go back to that, so I don't really try to meet people.

FORD BTFO

Sorry senpai it wasn't meant to be

He's better than us and saw her for the kind and loving inside?

Thanks dude. She's kinda of awkward, but she's a qt. We're in a political science class, so I know she's at least interested in politics.

they can also carry a tiny ceremonial "dagger" or something if they are traveling

>enemy character joins your party

beep

Ok. Then we need an all white network.

it's a secret

Prob hotter when she was younger. Too much soul food

You literally get worse abuse on a good day here than you could ever get from some random girl. Give it a shot; if you fail, we'll be here with Trump memes.

>pseudonym
What
What does this mean?

sorry i just thought you used a trip and it was lacking
haha

fake name

fake name

Y'know all the beaners working for Ford MX will chimpout, right?

oh boy, keep em coming

9 times out of 10, there's one on YouTube

youtu.be/tL13eIQBoog

Fake name.

NO! IT'S E-EVOLVING!!!!

HE WANTS HILLARY'S ELECTORS

Don King just went apeshit during the town hall

>tfw hatefucked a hardcore Hillary supporter I was in a PoliSci seminar with
We bonded over our hate of Bernie supporters, but she had some fucking HATE inside.

Fake name

It's the same as when trump meets black church leaders or spic groups.
Makes you question why orginazations to better white lives don't exist.

That's probably the right answer. Such a good guy. Anyone have young pictures of them?

Scroll up. There is a YouTube link.

Tripcode

Let them, I want a civil war

Did you exorcise the succubus?

Ya, forgot it

I missed most of the town hall
Can someone give me a run down of what happened?

holy shit no breaks in debates? Hillary shart is imminent

>Glenn Beck ‘Profoundly Sad’ After Cruz Endorses Trump: ‘Maybe It Is Time to Go to the Mountains for a While’

fucking kek this guy really is losing it

Fake name.

What if trump is secretly a lizard illuminati guy and he's tricked us all?

Both of them in the center, wedding day.

THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE ELECTORS, DAHNALD

Dubs witnessed. Also, can't wait for debates. Just seen the NTNN and no stools for debates? She's done.

Just got the townhall on, did I miss anything good?

Thanks bro! Yeah it's good shit.

Missed it :(

I underatand why he is doing it but really I really don't like this multicultural horseshit trump has been pushing lately.

I swear if he is just a white republician obama once elected and cuts me down for being white I am going to fucking lose it

Gotta choke fuck a bitch like that

Crashing this waifu

fake name

Let me guess: standard college feminist type, molested by their father when they were little, took it out in the form of radical feminism and activism - secretly had a fetish for being dominated?

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WE

BEST BUD BEN

im sure it'll be on youtube shortly, was fucking hilarious

AAAAAAA CARSON SHAVED HIS GOATEE AND HAS A FUNNY LIL STACHE

Nah, didn't hang around her too much.

well hillary IS a lizard illuminati woman who has tricked half of us

Trump was sent by his Jewish master to save america from race war and keep their anti white diversity train going.

Ben Carson real recognize real with djt at the debates

Rape and pillage

Its a damn shame that Trump has to kiss THIS much nigger ass just to get elected. Blacks are so powerful in our society.

Based Woke Ben

>Trump trolls the media
youtu.be/9OQJnP-M59c

kinsey fully on board now

OMG Ben Carson is opening up about how Donald Trump stood up for him when everyone else was a jerk. My heart is melting lads!!!!

>white republican obama

He literally is man.

AWOO

Well, of course they will, but if they're smart, this will cause a new, 100% mexican automobile company, Ford is AND SHOULD STIL BE 100% AMERICAN. in 1999 we had a new motorcycle company called Islo, and it was great, it dominated the bike market because it was so cheap; no importation tax.

Wow what a revelation from Ben Carson. Is governmental corruption going mainstream? We third world now?

So no matter what we're voting for lizard illuminatti? Is the whole world fucked?

Wew lad this is /comfy/.

Its a great show. We need to spread it.

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No, young activist, actually fairly redpilled but blamed whites instead of Jews and thus wanted to preserve the anti-White status quo.

Hardcore SJW, though. And pleasantly not a submissive.

WAT? TRUMP AND CARSON HOSTED HANNITY?

fucking Hannity interrupted Ben on a roll

No lie, I fucking love their bromance. It's one of the best things about this election imo

You missed Don King, crazy sonofabitch but charismatic as hell. Accidentally said nigger a few days ago during a speech with Trump, pretty funny

i have a good eye for google stock -- he dun fucked up

maybe not
no trump is a chance
hillary is for sure

fake name

>ywn smell Candy's feet

why live in this universe

That reminds me, is Trump going to totally destroy globalism or just delay it?

MIGRATE

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Holy SHIT I didn't remember this.
What a dude.

NIGGER ARE YOU IMPLYING HE IS ANY THING LIKE OBANANA?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE ISN'T BY GOD I AM PISSED

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAEWoLR2iPg
Doubt it. "Lets bring in more (and exclusively if possible) european immigrants" is not something you say for political expediency.

>fairly redpilled
>except she's a hard core Sjw

no, carson and wife did

I'm voting libertarian to be on the safe side.

I remember that. Very classy of Donald.

implying i wasnt brought up by a pack

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Carson and his wife

Oh. That

Greetings from Vegas

Higher level SJW's are often redpilled. See Soros for an example. He's redpilled, but fights for the evil side.

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I was saying forever ago that Carson would remember this moment and endorse trump.

People said I was crazy.

i'll just leave this here
boingboing.net/2016/09/23/why-im-voting-for-gary-johns.html

That may be unironically one of the cutest things in existence.

NO take it with you

I love that he never forgot this.

Even going as far to say Trump is gonna be a better president than he ever could have been.

Is it true what people say that outside of Las Vegas the entire state is one big semi-desert?

Can't be a lizard guy. going with Gary.

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Yeah, Area 51 is out in the middle of that desert.

>are cruz and Kasich teaming up to stop trump

This was actually a thing that people thought would work

Great town hall. I'm glad the nigs calmed down enough for Hannity to air it. Great way to go into the debate.

What is a leppo?

I admire your determination bro, it take real moxie to keep posting that tired shit

Nu-bread when?

When the debate begins, each candidate will probably have a statement. Trump should say, to disarm the obvious tricks they are going to try to stump him with, at he may not know the exact detail of every question asked or every bit of policy, but that he's going to surround himself with the best people like he built his tremendous business and make choices with the interest of the American people in mind.

Chekd

>Tfw Cred Forums thought Trump was gonna fuck up his VP selection
>Tfw I was one of the few that had faith no matter what

Democrat presidents just can't stop committing perjury.

fake meme

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