Debate Rules Leaked: No Step-Stool, & No Coughing Breaks Allowed

I would also like an earpiece check beforehand.

But serious, will she even be able to stand for 90 minutes straight?

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good god, is he trying to kill her?

we can only hope. MEME MAGIC

>no stepstool
She'll be stepping in stool alright

Can you see it?
>debate night
>1hour in
>The heat from the spotlights causes her to sweat
>the disease has sapped her energy
>Clinton is completely spent with half an hour to go
>Trump going strong
>getting louder as the night goes on
>someone mumbling something to me
>what was it?
>the next question maybe?
>didn't quite hear it, l should move up a bit
>Clinton collapses
>crowd gasp
>Trump walks into midstage
"Is this the kind of leadership we need?"
Crowd breaks out into an uproar of applause
Polls shoot up 50 points in Trumps favor

Hearty kek

Bamp

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>DEBATEPREPGATE
DEBATEPREPGATE

What does this mean???

DEFECATE IN DEBATE

Kek will make her screw up

>Donald Trump is going to roast a sick and old womanlet on live TV

IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

Yes, the body double will be able to stand for 90 minutes while the real hillary is recovering.

noice

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

EVERYTIME SHE TELLS A LIE

POO RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WONT MAKE IT TO THE LOO

IF THIS POST ENDS IN FIVE OR EIGHT

SHE WILL DEFECATE AT THE DEBATE

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Speaks the truth

She will likely lean up on the podium

youtu.be/zDWDQbdbd5c

Does the body double have the same voice, though?

But how secure is that podium? She'll fall over on it if she leans too much on it.

I bet they are secured and bullet proof

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I have this dream that clinton will start one of her coughing fits and trump will casual walk over to her and hand her a folded up handkerchief, then she uses it to cough her slurm into and as she unfurls it it reveals the backside of the handkerchief:

MAGA

Please Kek, make this happen

hillary is already dead

She's have an exoskeleton under her Mao coat along with a colostomy bag. Debate rules don't allow for standing on a box to even their heights so she is having a smaller podium built that she can see over. Any camera angle that shows both podiums from the front is going to make her look like a child.

>7777
damn...
body double confirmed for goin under the knife and extensive vocal training.
i hope the ear bud cuts out, and the debate goes off script.

blood test bloood test

triple chek'd

>Trump walks into midstage
>"Is this the kind of leadership we need?"

10/10 real life keks were had. Have a real life Kek. He appeared to me in my bedroom.

Japan's prime minister met in 19 days

You get frogs in your house? Do they eat all the spiders?

Make sure the lord's emissary does not dry up user. And be sure to offer him a sacrificial cricket.

Pic very related.

I open my window on nice days. Sometimes they get inside. Or they hop through the front door. I catch them and put them outside if I see them.

I set the chaos god free and he was not harmed.

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I'm a desertfag, so I never get frogs. Just fucking scorpions.

>good god, is he trying to kill her?

I guess thats still a get

It shall

she installed skype?

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she installed (((skype))) using google chrome

No, he can't approach her. Rick Lazio did that in the NY senate debate and was roasted for it. Was a big blunder by him, HRC got elected senator because of it.

Please my heart can only take so much joy

Don't they do three debates?

The gets about Hillary's bad health don't stop coming!

Oh my god. How the hell is she going to do it. The drugs they'd have to give her will probably do her in.

Somebody go to the debate and shout "BODY DOUBLE"!!