ITT: Sum up this U.S. election so far in 5 words or less

5 words or less Brazil, not 7+1

Jews rule both political parties.

Establishment shitting their pants nonstop

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gas the skypes racewar now

>Canada 75
where were you when the great white north is still the greatest country on Earth?

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We have shifted through realities

When memes come to life

Not over nearly soon enough

Wtf? I love Trump now!

Time to flush some turds

The Greatest Show on Earth.

>Frank Zappa, "Politics is the entertainment branch of Industry."

Hilary precedency means whites die.

Trump's wall rises, Clinton falls.

Best shitshow ever shown to man.

experience, intelligence versus ignorance, fear

Drumpf BTFO

very good goyims

"Are elections always this long?"

Cats out of the bag

dindu's out in full force

Your pic pretty much does.

The veil has been lifted.

Dubs.

>mfw America loves Canada more than anyone else in the world

i think its jealousy, not love

They're generally polite, whats not to like?

I thought Canada was based until I came to Cred Forums

I really miss Ron Paul.

Love Trump's hate.

>Israel 70

Good, good.

but if I'm honest we don't "actually care for your country, we "hear it's nice but honestly most don't even know jack-shit about it, or any other country in reality. We have a way of thinking that if we're not involved with you we don't give a shit.

Fucking yanks, shart in mart.

where do you think that 4% came from?

We like Jordan?

>9% favorably towards NK
Really?

Hey, sometimes they have good ideas.

Tbqhwy famalam the fact that Saudi Arabia could get 38% approval was the most surprising, I expect burgers to love le happy merchants after the daily (((media))) dose. But how could anyone like Saudi Arabia?

Trump dies at the end.

World's biggest salt mine ever.

Proof meme magic is real

Ron Paul became a meme too soon.

No Anarcho-Capitalism in sight.

long live the God Emperor

Woman wins, everyone is mad

Because they have oil

memes are no longer dreams

Start Another American Civil War

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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Trump did nothing wrong

blindlight.org

canada is cool except quebec
europe is cool except france

Do you feel lucky, punk?

The fall of the skype

Whoever wins, we lose.

Democrats suck but poll high

Hail Mary

At least we're not Australia.

based burg knows what's up

GLASS THE FROGS ANGLO EMPIRE NOW

>this is obviously an anti semetic attack! Whined the bratty, jew york times writing jew

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No one cares.

Israeli news says approval is 50/50 but the kike diaspora always says it's 70-80 pro.

They're the only arabic nation that doesn't wish death on the west and their ruling family has a long tradition of being educated at british military academies before acting as officers in their own armed forces. They buy leo 1's and launch airstrikes on IS while their king screams for vengeance for their guy that got burned alive in a cage. He wanted to personally lead an "armored fist" down IS's throat two years ago but got talked out of it by coalition forces. They also have managed to survive almost two decades of refugee crisis from their shithole neighbors pouring fuckers into their camps without their economy absolutely crumbling under the weight, though they hit their limit and can't take any more.

Pretty much the only guys in the middle east worth respecting.

Canadians ultimately irrelevant, can't vote.

Absolutely deplorable!