Millennial Names

It's pronounced Yeb!

>tfw no millennial girlfriend named Jeb! to emotionally abuse and collect turtles with

>tfw aram

>tfw parents named you after a Greek conqueror

Last year in my (((psychology))) class there was this guy, must've been 22, named Landon. Gayest name I've ever heard. We were talking about rape and how men need to be educated to not rape, and I merely suggested we should teach women self defense. He got so triggered and got up in my shit about how I'm wrong for bullshit reasons. I was also kinda pissed off in a jealous way when he mentioned he's married.

Then everything made perfect sense when he went on about how toxic masculinity is because his wife lifts and is like as strong as i am apparently. Good thing he didn't mention anything about her having a black son or I would've lost it right there and not stop laughing.

Millennials suck and it annoys me that I'm categorized as one despite being 26

Guy in my class is named Dorian.
I wonder where his parents got that name from...

Any misspelling of a common name so that the kid is "special".

David?

Jon
David
Sara
Aleksandr
Come on boys help me come up with more

It's one of the main ancient Greek ethnic groups.

Either his parents are anthropologists or guitarists.

>>niggers shouldn't be taught not to loot and pillage, that white guy stripped naked and beaten by a pack of them should have learned some fucking self defence

>gf

>Landon
>Lando

so close to being cool.

dorian scale

david?

a good buddy of mine is landon, and ive never known anyone to call him anything but Lando.

You teach those niggers then. And yes, if you can connect one punch to the jaw they go down and if you take down more than 30% the rest fucking scatters

My potential picks for children. Rate and hate.

Boys:

George
Edward
Albert
Arthur
Edmund
James
Richard
Charles
Henry
Harry
Oliver
Thomas
Frederick
Alfred
Byron
Winston
Alexander

Girls:

Elizabeth
Alice
Lucy
Louise
Helena
Anna
Frances
Victoria
Isabel
Emilia
Elsie
Freya
Ella
Poppy
Alodie
Beatrix
Ottilie
Alexandra

What about people who use last names as first names?
>Anderson
>Connor
>Johnson

Or Niggers using Spanish first names.

Sorry posting from phone.
Meant davyd

No but I knew a girl with that name. She was a whore who wore mini skirts and dated black guys.
>tfw your gfs name literally means beautiful white tits

That's not exclusively a guitar thing, just theory in general

He's not a ladyboy, is he?

never asked. im assuming no.

your name because you're a fucking millennial you delusional nigger

As in numale not gay

I met a girl legit called k8

Jon can be short for Jonathan.

As for my contribution to the thread:

>Most last names as a first name, like Ryan or Taylor
>What said
>JACKSON, why is this name so popular?
>Jameson

Can't think of any others atm.

We'll interestingly enough. The modes get their names from the different ancient Greek ethnic groups. It's believed that the modes come from their namesakes island but not really enough substantial evidence to support such a claim. Like I said either anthropologists or guitarists (meant musicians).

where my Connors at

>tfw my name is straight outta Iliad

Girls named anything "son of":

MacKenzie
McKenna

or any stupid fucking spelling

Makenzie
MiKayla

My gf is named Madison and she's the cutest.

Nice blog breh

Jon and Sara are both relatively common spellings, it's really more about preference for those two. David is the actual way to spell it so I don't know what you mean. I think Aleksandr is actually the Russian version of the name

>tfw your name is both common and you've never met anyone else with that name
Where my jacks at

>Anglo first name
>Slav last name

i live in a town called madison and its the cutest

Thx please share

Athena
Colby
...fucking Caiden

Is Kayla a fat girl name?

>tfw hebrew first name

>Skylar
>Tucker

>brags about name of gf
>doesn't say name

Your gf is as real as the pope isn't a faggot

Meaning your gf isn't real

>irish first name
>finnish last name

>Isabel
>Alexandra

10/10 m8. My two girls are named Alexis and Isabella.

>Hebrew first name
>single teenage mom chose to misspell it
>Anglo middle name
>single teenage mom chose to misspell it
>French last name
>most common last name in France
shoot me

Alexis is going to go into porn or be a stripper.

Good work you dumb fuck.

I'm so happy to have a strong christian name (Joseph, but I go by Joe) Feel bad for the kiddos of these single moms with names like
>Dax
>Jaxel
>Anjax
or some other retarded shit where the mom tried to put an x in the name or something

Tristan

Why would somebody lie in a quadspost?

>gOd
>green ID
>shoot me
lord kek demands to be shot

...

my car is named madison and it's the cutest

That's my sister's name and she fucking hates it kek. It's better than Stevie tho (after our dad).

All of those sound like average pornstar names

Roman names best names

Has there ever been a weak man named Cato?

>mfw Irish first name and Polish last name
I'll give me kids good names, I promise.

That's my name!

You're not my boyfriend though...

>tfw your mum named you after a character from dallas

Hehe I cucked a guy named Colby

>be me, assistant in bakery
>literally earlier today customer asks if I can write something on a cake
>Happy 25th Birthday Lindsey
After I write it
>oh thanks user it looks great
>she looks at her friend?sister? Idk
>this looks nice for a guy right?
Mfw

For girls I like:
Gretchen
Harriet
Theodora
For boys:
Gregory
Linus
Pascal (only if hes born on Easter)

ooooooooooooo
good one mate
>Davin

Is this b8? Those names are hideous. They sound like names a gross, unwashed person would have

Jacob
Aiden
Muhammad
Mike

I didn't mean with a gun - put a meme through my heart, my man.

I can see their linuses...

I had a friend whose last name is Lindsey. If that's his first name then bless his soul. Also fuck anyone who names their daughter Billie or Jordan. That shit is just confusing.

i gotta ask my bf if he made this thread now. kaylas a cute name okay?

>Retarded Polak first name, Rafal, which translates into Latin sounding Rafael.

>I don't resemble a Latin in the slightest

Man, thank God my middle name is universal.

Eva?

Do you live in Wisconsin? Because if that's true Madison, WI isn't cute.

One of these things is not like the other.

Those names are disgusting to the ears. You might as well have added Eunice and Herbert for to that list.

i didn't make this thread

i love you baby

I like Victorian aged names

...

Jon is usually not a legal name but short for Jonathan. John is a separate name.

how do i know if youre him though

Connor is a first name you dingus. The surname came afterwards.

Taylor Finlandson?

>tfw in less than 5 hours ill be humping my gf
also i gave context clues idiot. hows your room temperature IQ working out for you?

Team Jacob reporting in

If I have a son:
Jacob II (because suffixes sound awesome)
James
Douglas
Bradley
Richard

I really hope I dont have a daughter

You know Jacob II would just end up being called junior, right?
You have to get past the Senior and Junior stages to get good suffixes.

love Helena but I'd be worried about people calling her Helen
hate ottilie wtf is thatt

>mfw girls name irl

Yeah thats true, forgot about Jr. hopefully he'd keep it going and in 4 generations our family will sound like royalty. Atleast I'll get to benefit immediately by going as Jacob Sr.

you forgot:
esther
Arlene
Mildred
joy

my upstairs neighbor is an asian girl tiny and cute like an anime waifu . i got one of her packages delivered to my apartment and found out her name Dee Dee . that is a cute name

>awful Millennial names thred
male:
Justin

female:
Makenna
Cassidy
Brianna

ftw son name is Grayson.

Did I do awful /pol?

My gfs name is Kassandra. Kassy for short. I enjoy her name. My ex was katie.

How about Spencer?

get the fuck out of here with your pussy bong list

Boys:
Arkansas
Washington
Texas

Girls:
Florida
Carolina
Georgia
Texas

i'm only naming my children after the states of the greatest fucking country ever

i believe that would fall under 'kill yourself' tier

shit.

Jayden
Braden
Frayden
Kayden
Zane
Zeb

Naming my kid "Alexander Graham Anonymous"

R8 his name m8s.

post her

0/10 kys

>Arkansas for boy
>Texas for girl

Switch the genders and your list will make a bit more sense. I fear a girl named Florida may end up degenerate though.

>Gaudenz

What tier is my name, Cred Forums?

hey davud

That is straight nigger tier.
I once had a class with a black girl named Asia, and another named China.

Ok Konstantine/Alexander
No need to brag
Because my brothers are named both Konstantine and Alexander too :^)

Terrible. If it is your son you fucked up. If it is your wife's son you fucked up as well

; ___ ;

That is a man.

Sounds like someone hit a random name generator in an MMO, user

shit tits+nips looks like a dude

Don't try to recover spergie, you ain't gonna be dumping shit cause you don't have a gf

Pretty mediocre slag m8

Shit. Pretty sure my dad was drunk when he gave me the name, but lucky my mom gave me a normal middle name to use.

DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LABOURITOTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Jewish first name
>Danish last name

What do you think of the name Tigra for a female?

>Chelsea

Dick = Diamonds

I know a nigger that sells low quality coke named Cato. So yeah...

>Latin/English first name
>Swiss-German last name

>Alexis

Future stripper and/or prostitute.

what about this one

Pure autism

Definitely a 15 year old faggboy

wrong!

I call the fourth president of the USA Madison and he's the cutest.

>Amanda
I've never met a girl named Amanda that wasn't a stupid cunt

Elsa is a very old name which just got a boost with frozen

>fat
>ugly
>damaged hair
>shitty clothes

Gj mate

All of the Aiden names. (Braiden, Jaden, etc.) However, I named my son Odin, which sounds close... but he is white as the driven snow, blue eyes, and (I shit you not) partially blind in his left eye. Tough as nails as well. Point being, a name means a lot and people keep naming their boys to be pussies.

Top tier:

Barak
Calev
Jacob
Etan

Rivkah
Meriav
Natalie

That name's older than millenials, player.

Unexpected kek

Those sound way more like Gen Z names than Millennial names

Also wtf I'm Gen Z now

Nice bait/I feel sorry for your family

>Go to local food emporium
>Ask Micheala for location of steak
>Butcher named Kayla
>Cashier named Kailee
>bagger named Kay

WTF

Are you a dindu, Aron Martin?

Apparently white suburban middle and upper middle class parents name their kids after pornstars.

Why domain never see any adult
Mckenzies, despite their being so many in the 90's? Did they all die in high school?

used to know a Rickie, hot short white brunnette, literally ended up fucking the tallest google at work.

>Greek first name
>Scottish last name
Thank God I dodged this bullshit.

My name is Max, is that a good or bad name?

I notice there's a huge divide between those who grew before vs after 911 and social media

they are two different species