Cringe thread

I don't even think that an omega would be there senpai

>mfw this is real

gender fluid

here's one

>he doesn't know about mattress girl
Lurk moar newfag

gelded woman

>shirt tucked into shorts
practically child abuse, given the mental level of that manchild

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Oh my fucking god make it stop. As for cringe have you seen the agenda Google has been pushing these days?

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That's a guy?

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yes

equality!!
they should stand

fuck next time I'm looking down the thread before I go snipping and resizing

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Sounds like her dad is an alright guy. Wonder how she got so corrupted. Public school and pc culture is enough to break anyone i suppose.

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I own her baking book. Very cool lady.

Take this shit to Cred Forums you faggots

If this confuses you you don't deserve a vote.

>be male
>get raped
>feel bad for your rapist

i cant even comprehend this

this is fake. It has to be. It would break reality if it wasn't. I don't think even all the leafs combined would be able to match his level of cuck if its real

she actually cooks?
I thought she was modelling
whats her name?

Im reading this as I sit to piss. God damnit it sjws ruin everything

the more I see this shit, the more I think home schooling is the way to go.
just get them in to sports for the social aspect

Christine McConnell.

amazon.com/Deceptive-Desserts-Ladys-Guide-Baking/dp/194139339X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474699119&sr=8-1&keywords=christine mcconnell

i sit to piss when im not in public most of the time

I honestly feel bad for the lesbian that has to dig through all those fat rolls to munch on that carpet.

typical burnardbots mate
want it all on a silver platter - cant use cutlery

>Being this triggered by a joke about how easily triggered they are
Absolutely no sense of self awareness from the left

Thats the exact same thing I do. Thanks for the solidarity

God this one makes me giggle.
Just the "You're not fucking serious, are you?" expression on her face.

thanks buddy
she's a bit of a weirdo, I like it

i sit with you brother

Is this really a Issue? I thought that was the norm?

im not trying to make a political statement its just comfortable

fucking liberals

America...
I know its a cringe thread but fucking hell fellas

>my dad is a cis white male shitlord
I really hope for every retarded term the father gives a nice slap across the face.

frig off dickhead

order through submission
best thing my dad gave me was a hiding

She simply admires the aesthetics of the 40s/50s and wishes to express that in her clothing and lifestyle. It's a peculiarity found mostly in women.

She realises she resembles a manatee. That's self awareness.

Liberalism is one hell of a drug

this can't be real

This, my negro, is called a Cred Forums-tier thread. It doesn't belong here.

ah nah, I just picked the nicer one
her other ones are a bit out there

Nah, hes only a beta. Omegas could never at any point dress appropiately for the event not to mention even make an endeavor to go out there with ladies. You must be befuddled
heres an example of a common beta male and a common omega male.

Fedoras and trenchcoats = omegas

faggot in the photo = beta

Sure thing Keith.

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Fat chicks looove bringing attention to their sloppy titties. But seriously jesus christ that nose

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Oh, it's real alright, there's a full interview with the guy.

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Oh dear. I think we all know how that ends.

Is aslut a word as in like atheist?

kek, didn't know where you were going with that

He has to be gay though. I mean come on look at how he's postured and what he looks like. 10/10 he's a faggot.

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Was bracing for impact

She's also got a hand at making some pretty awesome creepy shit (pic related)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kek. Noice one stralia

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But is that not a transgender? So wtf are they complaining about?

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What the fuck? Is she like super mom or something? That shit is cool as hell. I bet she gives out legit candy bars during Halloween too.

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Rly m8ks u tnk

That's so sad. Feel sorry for the guy.

I sit to pee only when shitting. No idea how sitting to pee is faster when standing up you literally only have to unzip, fish it out, and let loose.

it all makes sense now

HOW THE FUCK IS MASS-ENERGY EQUIVALENCE FUCKING SEXIST?!

Pretty sure that's a troll, he has a fucking David's star

The same way when you simply say Hello to a woman.

>they're mad cause it's white

kek

this one is so progressive in our fascist capitalist environment

Goths are 100% Cred Forums approved.

Of course she cooks, she's genetically female

Those paintings are oddly haunting
almost like he feels guilt for something

water torture?
they're watching me?
got to keep looking over my shoulder?

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Got to say, that is brilliant.

Maybe she was a goth when she was younger, then grew out and became super domestic goddess.

good lord I lost on that pic. hadn't seen that before. even if fake, still funny

this makes me cringe

Mfw Trigglypuff

or psychobilly. they have a funny retro thing to them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOe01gb3o0

Is that the murderous dad from twin peaks?

it is disgusting; doesnt mean its wrong

>expression doesn't promote expression

It took decades for subversion to happen in the US, I'm getting the impression it took no time at all in Canada.

tats completely ruin it

>that cops mustache

Don't worry about it, aussie. I piss in the sink like 90% of the time to save water, and I grew up with people that peed outside 100% of the time - standing up.

These people are just rerarded.

don't fight or you could lose

>dem double dubs\
I personally fight the patriarchy by identifying as a woman and standing when I take a dump in the women's bathroom.

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Dindu aside

This shit is great

I think being to into redpill type of shit is backfiring

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>coalburning WonderWoman

Nicely done DC... an icon of feminism is now just another dumb broad.

so wonderwoman is now full femdom?

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>blinded by the power of the stache

Isnt he a hardcore trump supporter tho

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I'm on to my Pollack folder

what's an aslut

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check in with user
shh, its a conspiracy

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Nope she didn't get blacked
Wondy was originally femdom

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This video is way better with sound.

Right when the walrus cop hits the balloon out of her hand she lets out a huge, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>now
She's always been into femdom, she used to tie up people with her whip all the time.

It's an alternate universe though.

It's pretty impressive how (((they))) manage to break the minds of those students so effectively.

How it works is they take a seemingly innocuous moral claim and twist it to mean its literal opposite. When asked something akin to "Don't you believe in equality?" most impressionable people wouldn't say no: you don't want to look like a racist or a sexist. So that's the baseline they use to form the in-crowd and out-crowd, the idea that:
>equality=good
>inequality=bad

Most people think of equality as 'equality of opportunity', but this is cleverly and subtly twisted over time to mean 'equality of outcome' and eventually 'equality plus privilage' a.k.a 'all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others'. If anyone questions stops believing this (now modified) claim at any point, they are shamed just as hard as a full blown nazi would be, until they either disconnect from the group or fall in line.

If they complain that 'equality' is being twisted to mean something else, they'll be condescendingly told to 'educate themselves' by those who have wasted more time 'studying' and thus have more confirmation bias.

Once that mindset has been achieved these people begin to debase themselves more and more as the allure of being accepted as one of the 'unprivileged victims' sets into their minds: thanks to 'privilege', educating yourself further doesn't allow you to become more accepted - only being a victim does.

That's the key to this cult: the contradictory definitions of the word 'equality'.

That's good to know then.

Someone who doesn't enjoy sex for pleasure.

You've got your sluts, your buttsluts, your cocksluts, etc.

But if you aren't into any of that stuff you're an aslut

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post the next few pages does this end the way i think it does?

She's right you know Cred Forums

>WOO I GOT RAPED!
>but not really

liberals

>"Jewish (and laughing about it)"
Is it just me, or (((every time)))?

exactly man
playing with their hearts and making them ignore their heads

>video games
>comics
>role playing games

is there no hobby out there that feminism and liberals won't ruin? fucking coal burning super woman christ

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Just a pure cohencidence, goy.

liberal dilemma
they chose feminism and sexual liberation over racism and white privilege

I am phone. Can someone crop this to just be his stupid fucking face

so weed is bad for you

Google thinks all googles look alike.

Slight improvement over GIS insisting it's a "picture of gorillas" constantly.

(((They)))'re improving the ai. F Tay

is it beta if i want her to protect me and playing with my hair

I didn't know Trent Reznor became an extreme feminist.

I stand to piss after I take a shit. What the fuck happened to men?

normie or robot?

just relax, take it easy man.
the revolution is in our minds bro

This is amusing.

so.... no femdom? Or is femdom now empowering, but it racist because hes black. or does she just 'just a prank bruh!"

DAS RITE

Now I know why most Americans only vaguely know W. paints.

Not anymore. Unless they're the classic kind listening to The Cure, they're SJW to the max plus Antifa.

Is this Danny Devito?

that look on her face...
>theeeenks! theenks for all the attention, everyone!

reddit really shouldn't exist...

>those teeth
I was going to bed without brushing my teeth the past few days.
Never again.

The funny thing is that this has been reposted on Cred Forums since like 2014.

Looks like she got BIGGER.

SHE JUST SAID IT DON'T MAKE ME MANSPLAIN IT TO YOU

literally degenerate (to your health)

Holy shit. I'm crying from laughing so hard at this.
Why is this video so perfect?

Same.

That's wannabe punks and maybe cyberfags, too. self-proclaimed
Goths are all good.

No... You should have seen what their lives were like before.

pls respond. i need closure.

Search for Karsten Nordal

nrk.no/ytring/jeg-ble-voldtatt-av-en-mann-1.12852714

Tbh reading her profile she doesn't sound like a bad person desu :/

fresh oc

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how you gonna do me like that man? was hoping to fap.

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>This is what conservatives actually believe

Because nothing says "She was anally raped and I sympathize" like these faces.

this isn't a YLYL thread

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i dont want the 'you', i want the rest of the pages. got half a chub going on.

Holy shit I remember looking at these science experiments as a kid.

Still laugh when I see that the hypothesis is "No"

Can confirm. When I first made an Okcupid after moving to NH I saw this twat. To be honest I stopped reading after "radical leftist". These people need to be gassed.
On second thought maybe I should have posed as a commie set up a date then drugged her and left her passed out naked body in niggerville.

fruit on the loin

she seduces him with an apple. just like eve. stay strong black man.

Jesus fucking kek

I never saw the video do ya got a link?

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its better with sound
youtube.com/watch?v=_XF9gqWVkHg

ps. tune down your speakers

The older, better version of evalion, lol

>girl probably goes out with Tyrone
>he'll watch them bang while jacking it to it

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What's wrong with owning slaves?
Are you against women owning plantations or something?

Bwahahaha he should have smashed her kneecaps

IT'S A DEMON

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>I'm a fat
gets me every time

Closely related to the leppo.

I hope my kids turn out normal. I'm so fucking scared to bring kids into the world today.

That ain't communism
That's just plain cuck lords

This is the major flaw of democracy

Nope, not gay. Betas legitimately think that kissing girl's asses will get them laid. This is clearly what it is.

Except that sound was edited in
youtube.com/watch?v=_XF9gqWVkHg

HOW BRUTAL

>all technological, scientific, cultural and philosophical advancement stops at the border, as if a space-faring nation coexists with ancient feudal kingdoms that don't even have plumbing or other amenities we now consider to be necessary
>stormfags literally think real life is a video game
That is literally true, though. There are still plenty of African, Asian, and Middle Eastern nations that literally don't have any modern amenities and their cultural, scientific, and philosophical contributions are questionable at best. Even that "stops at the border" remark... Has this person never seen India? Literal trash homes and slums with big, expensive houses just on the other side of the canal...

>problems are caused almost exlucsively by people whose sole purpose of existing is to antagonize you, regardless of any reasonable self interest or capacity for independent thought
No shit niggers and rapefugees act on self interest. It's almost like modern civilization has developed social norms in which we don't just satisfy our base desires because it benefits society as a whole. Good to know it's morally and socially acceptable to go get my dick wet whenever and wherever I feel like it regardless of the other party's feelings.

lost

This comment is for the most part a pretty valid question but they are having cover their ass from being branded as simply jealous.

Horror and creep is a thematic constant in her work and PR. The "good housewife" spliced with Victorian style horror themes is pretty good.

BASED OBELIX

That's the closest that guy will ever get to pussy.

Jeez what subreddit was this on? Reddit is bad, but not THAT bad yet.

I've had that pic for at least a year maybe two

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whoops

>tfw was almost broken
feels good to be free from that hell

What does it mean to have 77% match?

those kids could just fuck off and buy tickets and then they'd all be able to see without being on boxes.

Also if thats being applied to race then black people are essentially saying they are the midgets of the races

>studying anything but the pure, impossible to manipulate autism that is STEM
brought it on themselves desu

Backstory on this is hysterical. Bunch of cossacks shitposting irl

its implying people are not equal and helping the "worse" off more than you would anyone else isn't fair.
but the analogy of being a midget - some people aren't as capable as others

based Dad

At least I truly see

holy shit it's actually a demon

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>Literal trash homes and slums with big, expensive houses just on the other side of the canal...
fuck mate it's like that in Miami

Bet his dad is really proud of this pic. Has it on his desk so all his co-workers think his son is a real ladies man.

>pick up some girls
>implying he isn't a raging faggot

>Taurus is a pretty accurate description of me

Taurus was a bull, not a cow.

Thats some illuminady shit

>when the bitch you have a pathetic crush on tells you she just needs some help moving a mattress and you don't realize you got conned into participating in some shitty conceptual art project until it's too late

How much do you want to bet someone instantly started chanting "C.R.S.S.S." after this happened?

That retards are allowed to participate?

compleet version is much better

>likes Troll 2 and the Room
our guy?

damn. her acting is on par with soccer players

#BlackMattress

this dad needs a beer

How could you forget Leland Palmer?

PRESIDENT DUUUUUGAN

That screeching is fake

youtube.com/watch?v=973J7DqPTFo

wish they'd beat up the faggot in the skinnyjeans

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How was your first time?

hi phone

love the holocaust

Kane choke slam K.O.

being a mechanical engineer specialisiing in aerodynamic bodies I cringed soooooo hard fuck me you win Cred Forums

Getting muh vasectomy soon , feels pretty good. Only stupid people are breeding

>tfw you dress like this

love Merkels immigration policy

why doesn't she have food under the things she couldn't live without... looks like she can't go 5 seconds without it

Like a boss.

Why the fuck must these crazies sandwich gender politics in to everything? Science is absolute and genderless.

IM DYYYIINNNNGGG user NO

Well, to be fair US presidential vote makes no sense at all, you should just be able to write down any name you want and whoever gets most votes would be the president.

>hablo español casi fluidamente

CHI

They don't have a field of their own because they have nothing to study. Everything they do is based on an idea that cannot be proved to exist (the patriarchy, be it white supremacist, capitalist or both).
Just like some pseudo-scientist try to shoehorn religion into other fields (and usually fail), they insert their own articles of faith into other fields in order to get their foot in the door. If it seems credible in some sort of way, then they can justify their presence in a discipline.
>t. random dude who didn't get into a PhD in linguistics because the field is currently being hijacked just like that

If I pee in a toilet and not in urinal I always sit down. I mean why wouldn't you? It doesn't safe that much time (an argument I've heard) and it leaves your options open (if I decide to shit as well). I don't get why 'Muricans find men sitting to take a piss somehow feminine

>radical leftist / anti-capitalist studies
>it will be 10k a month goyim
>USA USA USA

I love this guy.
Protesters like that need to be BTFO

That isn't cringe, that's funny.

Word I just hate kids

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Allowing the Marxists to seep into the cracks of society is exactly what got us in this position. Giving freedoms to those who will take yours away and subvert your culture/replace your blood in the name of tolerance and diversity is maddening.
Marxist scum need to be physically removed from society immediately. Their teachings have destroyed traditional values.

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I wish I had the editing skills to do this

but can somebody edit this to make the smaller people female and standing on the deseecrated body of the man in the second image, they are looking over the fence at a barren desert with a few huts.

in the first image they are looking at a wonderful city or spaceship

jewbook thinks scales hurt people

>on a friday I am: you tell me

What does that even mean.

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Britain is that you? why you proxy?

almonds activated

As a gesture of courtesy, when I am hammered drunk
I piss all over the toilet seat because i fucking can...

Is that numale in the front MOOT
Hmmmmm
Faggot either way

I really hope he is gay. Still, he's more like lesbian though.

She means she's a tomboy? Whoop-de-doo

>that shower perspective

He's looking to the right, and the mirror on the left has him looking directly at you.

What did bush mean by this?

DELET THIS!!!!!!!

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But not this one.

My favorite image of her.

just found this in a different thread
cringes intensify

low rank beta +*
He was so handsome and charismatic

Btw there was is a porno of her(self released) of her getting fucked by dinner fat dude to 'simulate' her take through 'artistic' len.

Even after it was revealed she fabricated it all. Not going to post the link to it because I'm lazy and just farted but just Google mattress girl porn and it will likely come up.

It's difficult for me to take society seriously anymore. Our culture is being led by children...

The tentacles politely hold the door open, 50s tentacles were gentlemanly as fuck.

That's suspicious. The second inventor that cames up is a black man who made chemical hair straightener. That's right, a guy who helps black women be more white. Kek

HAHAHAHAHA fucking kek didn't expect that hell of a REEEEE

slaveryends2016.com/

Another kind of meme president

Thanks for the spoiler you ass

That kid is going to be so fucking confused. I hope for the kids sake that a miscarriage occurs

This is trashy and juvenile as fuck, what self-respecting over 30yo would dress and act like that?

Achilles kills Hector.

Holy shit. I made that image a fucking year ago and posted it on Cred Forums once. Nice to see someone saved it.

The girl on the left is pretty qt.

The kid wanna play.

God damn googles twittering my bing, I bet skype did this

That looks nothing like Trent Reznor.

For true equality I just piss on women.

i dont know u all look like glue sticks anyway

So, comparing this to three people and their "heights" ,but this time it's IQ and they're in college.

1) Everyone gets equal support from the university, but the least intelligent still might fail.

2) The dumbest people are supported the most and take resources away from the smartest. Society misses out on brain surgeons and rocket scientists simply so that less intelligent people can have history bachelors.

3) if we just remove the exams, everyone can pass and be happy! :)

this triggers me

Are you fucking kidding me? He's a fucking whte male!

>P O D O B A L T
What did she mean by this?

Behold the man of the future, today!

>anacho-communist
I-i thought that was just a meme

((()))

im pretty sure i have a video of them fucking on that mattress

it didn't look like rape in that particular video

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Forget the cringe, can we have more protesters getting rekt?

What the fuck is wrong with his face?

see that silly shorts, dumb smirk nu-male?
how does it make you feel that this dude bangs more chicks than you'll ever do?

why are liberal fags always pro-palestine?

it's like they have no idea how hard they would be rekt if they visited those countries

Does this fool anyone?

>>>/reddit/
back with ye

i think his paintings are touching and oddly humanizing

he was such an evil prick and so universally hated and he made so many enemies as president (for himself and for the country)

and now, for the rest of his life, he has to look over his shoulder- even in the shower

>yfw it's just jeb's reflection from sneaking up on dubya in the shower

"your turtle idea didn't work, George"

>Implying he's not an awkward as fuck permavirgin Forrest Gump.

He has female "friends" because no guys want to be his friend, friend. The only pussy he gets is when he shaves his friend's snatch (because they can "trust him" to not be "pervy" about it) before she goes out to fuck Chad at a frat party.

please clap

You have to keep in mind that the bending and repurposing of their marxist rethorics makes everything a class struggle between the oppressed and the oppressor. And as defenders of justice, they will side with the oppressed against the oppressor.
And thus, they might be pro-Israel when you take the overall geopolitical context and in light of all the anti-Israel declarations from their neighbouring countries. But they will be pro-Palestine if you narrow the context down to Israel and Palestine because Israel is in this case in a position of power.

I think you'd just turn inside out

Yeah, Google is really laying on the bullshit progressivism thick, and it's really scary to see them try and warp perception like this. If you Google "American inventors" almost all of them are dindus. For fucks sake they put Lonnie Johnson, aka the inventor of the fucking super soaker, before Nikola Tesla