Will his high score ever be broken?

Will his high score ever be broken?

A certain azn began his early morning with a loadup of the map cs_vtech. After joining the terrorist squad and buying the duelies, he initiated a ZERG RUSH on the main hostage facility. He knifed the first two victims before realizing that the counter-terrorists were on to his movements. With quick thinking, he realized that he can extend the round by killing all remaining hostages as only a nifty Azn can do. The CT's were overwhelmed by this cunning an hero. In just one round he surmounted a 32:1 kill death ratio not to mention the amount of damage points with the remaining injured. Cries of "IM IN UR BASE, KILLIN UR DOODZ" could be heard across the IRLtubes as finally the admin came in to permaban him from IRL.
After the carnage at Vtech many people questioned why the server admin didn't get HLGuard after the initial killings due to the obvious use of an aimbot. The admin replied with simply, "OH SHI---"

Yes

And Omar Mateen doesn't count, it only counts at a school.
Leave it to a asain to get the high score and wreak the curve

Orlando

Faggots aren't human, so they don't count.

Omar manteen broke it, the rules on encyclopedia dramatica don't say it has to be a school, #1 world wide is breviek, US champion is Omar.

I should have stop reading but I lulz a little.

That's in different category.

One is dominating the hellish creatures in no pulse arena.

The other is shooting in a spawning base. Literally spawn kill.

didn't the pulse nightclub shooter break it in june?

>implying ed makes the rules.
It's always been about schools

Brevik already snapped it senpai.

Where the fuck were you when it happened?

Mateen broke it, nigger.

Breviek doesn't count, Northern Europeans are so soft, he was just walking around casually & picking them off

In that nightclub there was a lot of fags built like Greek Gods that could have tacked him, so getting 49 was impressive

fellow comedians Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold only got 13 and they were using the rifles on the pistol round.

Omar isn't asian

As soon as VTECH kicks in, yo.

Breviek was a pretty cool guy for getting 77 irl frags and 319 injured, but I mean it took TWO HOURS for the irl mods to show up. So yeah, he is the world leader and showed that whites do everything better, but the U.S is a different league mate. Cho is the U.S leader

>I've never heard of spray and pray

"One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests" -breviek

If you are unwilling or incapable of killing women due to the principles of chivalry you should probably steer away completely from the armed resistance movements and should probably consider creating yet another right wing blog instead. -breviek

Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo. He then dressed up as a policeman and went behind enemy lines like a spy.Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where the viking commies hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with his Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Glock 17 pistol.
His battle plan (3 years in the making!) was masterful, demonstrating the strategic acumen and tactical know-how of a latter-day Napoleon. He selected a remote island battlefield which both delayed reinforcements and prevented the retreat of the enemy socialists who were asking for it. He then created a diversion, donned camouflage, with surprise on his side, he struck.
The attack was an all-out success. With help arriving in a timely fashion (120 minutes later), Sir Anders could take his sweet time, search every tent, climb every hill, snipe every swimmer, chase the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tap anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure - which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. The 600 category A and B traitors on the island were completely helpless before our hero's shattering onslaught.
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Police action
Special forces arrive at the Oslo explosion site.
Campers call the police and all they get is a 'shut the fuck up and clear the lines'.
After at least 100 calls the local police realize something's up, but wait 8 minutes to finish their coffee and donuts.
Special forces are dispatched to the island. They choose to drive.
30 minutes later they arrive at the lake shore.
They jump into the toy boat that had been prepared for them in advance, which shuts down half way across the water.
after the first shots were fired they get to the island and find Anders bored and waiting for them.

don't forget he underwent plastic surgery to look good for the police.
he took steroids to be in peak physical condition.

Oh, and there are no exceptions.

"While you're busy collecting friends on MySpace and pretending to be depressed or too busy to "deal with people", I'm actually living. "— Ross Alameddine, future Virginia Tech victim

>asians are the best americans
just let that sink in for a moment

Thank you for posting beautiful woman.

already was. see breivik

> not getting his point

He disregarded the night club patron in order to make his comment about the true high-scorer.

I imagine there is someone on Cred Forums who is just fucking insane and will probably just lose it at some point.

>deploy military grade roof corean
>deploy on the floor
>mail dilapitated mumbling about muh jesus between shooting sprees
>lock the doors while inside

No. This high score belongs to the true heros.

Breivik wore a police uniform. Some victims walked up to him thinking he was there to help. Breivik counts.

no one beats Genghis Khan

>a lot of fags built like Greek Gods

Projecting much? Or one too many Foster's pissale

Honorary American Hero.

We need a million more just like him.

Based Genghis

One of us.

>asian guy does school shooting
>prepares like crazy, has a plan
>gets the highest score
I guess stereotypes DO exist for a reason

Keked

>has a plan
You mean like shoot people, go to the post office and stand in line to mail his video tapes, and then go shoot more people?

Yes, I can understand how a Finn would think this guy is a true hero of the Finnish race.

How many school shooters figured out that they could chain up doors to prevent people from escaping?

I saw it once in a popular skype movie years before about how black schools are war zones and you could help clamp down on the problem if you chained out the google. But then there was a fire and the boss nigger had to be fired for keeping things in line.

So it shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

Why don't we ever count Bath, MIchigan? Sure it was a bombing, but I don't see people docking Breivik for his bomb kills.

Besides, Kehoe came up with the idea of two separate bombings - the second one targeting the responders.

Breivik must be a really difficult name for Anglophones. 9/10 times it's spelled wrong.

>Inbf Breywick

Disgusting that you have so many mass shootings in the USA. Quite pathetic that you don't swallow your pride and introduce gun control measures to stop these things, especially after the horror of sandy hook.

We as a nation had one of the deadliest mass shootings but instead of doing nothing we as a nation with strong leadership from our PM John Howard introduced effective and common sense gun control and have yet to have another mass shooting.

Take our example USA, end this needless bloodshed.

Gun control works. It has for us, it can for you too.

Stfu coon. The only reason it worked for you is because you're on an island. Imports and exports are easily controlled. Sorry that us Americans don't want to give up the unalienable right to protect ourselves

i guess you don't remember orlando

Nobody cares about some muzzie in a rubio club

We are Anglo's, and so is Germany

Stop this meme

can you imagine the massive and dirty shits that come out of that ass?

Nordic = Anglo Saxon = Germanic = Aryan

Stop Anglo meme 2016

>Pol pretends that 1000 years of black evolution made them inferior due to natural selection

>1000 years of anglo isolation didnt change ynthing.

Stop.

Wasn't it obvious I meant their bastardized language?