Gary "just fuck my campaign up" Johnson

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Gary johnson talks with his tongue out in interview.

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he's definitely a molester

what just happened

sad self bump, this shit is rediculous

it's so obvious that he's a molester, no eyebrows, pedosmile, his voice, libertarian, keeps running for president even though he knows he won't win, now this

somebody needs to check his basement for kids

Politicians are fucking insane. He looks like Orville Redenbacher.

So, did he have a seizure or something? Tourette's? Like, what the fuck? Can you imagine his doing that on national TV, say, during a SOTU address? Our country would be a laughingstock.

If we talk about it Gary Johnson wins

Man, that's something I would do

I'd do it too but between her legs.

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compare his facial features to this guy

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What the fuck was that?

Johnson's weirdo performance the last couple weeks plus the fatty stripping at the convention has set the Libertarian party back significantly.

Wtf, did his programming kick in?

Every single American election:
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Can somebody please try to explain to me why he did that? Is he actually mental?

>being so desperate for publicity you make a fool of yourself on tv

gary johnson an idiot aspiring to be a laughingstock

He was traumatized by the tongue of death of Aleppo.

>Can somebody please try to explain to me why he did that?

too bad the idiots cut the video. why didn't they show what happened next?

he smiles after it, so I think it was a pathetic way of saying that they were not letting him speak. all she had to do was ask; what exactly DID she do next.

god I hate idiots, and I'm talking about her and her editors. Johnson is a joke, but seriously. would any of you have stopped at that point?

The worst part is, that's not even the cringiest thing he's done.

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KILL ME
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

I don't know why, probably needing to sleep, but I can't picture his face at all right now. Instead I can only picture him as Kasich eating various foods. The brain's a funny thing eh

Let's be real here, it was a shitty attempt at a joke.

The premise of the joke is that a retard who can't talk would get as many votes as Clinton/Trump. And he's not wrong, they're two of the most hated people in America.

Most normies would love anyone but those two. However everyone has bought into the meme that a vote for a third party is a vote wasted or a vote for whoever you hate.

Shit, to think I liked this guy in 2012 after Paul failed to get the nomination. At least in being retarded he's costing himself votes

>American politics

That recoil she does
Holy fuck

>mmhh uuhmhh mmhuhu muuhhm

fucks wrong with this idiot

someone stop him from ever speaking again

What was the joke?

Reading this thread is the most I've thought about Gary Johnson all week.

the difference between Aussies and New Jewlanders is this : NZ cucks actually believe the stupid shit they write

fuck off

>most hated

>retard who can't talk

no

and also it's almost like the election is already over (primaries are). You bitch and moan about the winning candidates but almost nobody would shift the vote to some nobody.

i would say that you have a muslim mayor in your biggest city but you would just say i have a muslim president and we would all have a good laugh

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I love how the reporter recoils

What is A Lebbo?

she was uncomfortable about that creep the whole time

what the hell

> this will crash his campaign any day now (instead of it increasing his numbers just like the Aleppo thing)

Says increasingly nervous trump support for the sixth time this week

It's the Hill supporters, pham

He wants to lick her pussy.

>penis vagina cuck cuckold senpai nigger jew baka desu

have ANY of the candidates except him done something this laugh inducing?
i havent seen trump, hillary or even jeb coming close to photo shopping themselves into a debate

Oh god this shit's hilarious. Does he have some neural disease so he doesn't notice it when he loses control over his tongue?

Confirmed for lizard man.

But seriously, what just happened?

He had no chances of winning anyway, so he might as well try to make her laugh to get her pussy.

Of course the (((media))) is blowing this innocuous action out of proportion (by actually "reporting" on it) because he's taking votes away from Hillary and not Trump as they wanted him to.

Involutary reptilian reflex. He isnt that good in using his human body.

This shit just made me laugh pretty good.

Who do you feel more pity for? Jeb or Gary?

>illegal immigrant

garyjohnson.exe has stopped responding

Get him in power so he can do the bantz at g20

Whath ith Alleffo?

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You wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, would ya?

This qualifies to become president also????
America is weird.....

It's a city in Syria.

Tfw even the third party candidate is insane

>top 10 pranks that went too far
>the US

is he autistic Cred Forums?

He's trying really hard to control the media "look at me and my tongue wee". Sad!

Why is a ''potential president'' of the USA being interviewed on a fucking park bench?

Also the tongue thing

You guys are literally lemmings

How German citizens could have countenanced NAZI atrocities, the post

Just 'nigger' Gary's name daily to see how the media gets more and more desperate about Libertarians not falling in line/"coming home"/selling our soul/etc to vote shit tier

>Gary Johnson
>Libertarian
pick one you literal faggot

>Lolbertarians

I pick both you pos leaf

The joke party...

He's probably autistic, like the NEETs who whine
>remember when Cred Forums was libertarian?

Reminder how fucking retarded the entire libertarian party is

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what?

>yfw the cringe is real

how the hell did we perfectly screencap mika's face?

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Alex Jones said he was creepy

ALEX WAS RIGHT

sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittt