Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Haha yankee idiots! Norge is the real superpower.

Tsundere Norway's pretty cute

norge nukes when? we have a trillion dollars on standby but no way to defend ourselves from russia or usa

Red pill me on the Norwegian armed forces? Didnt the gove literally just disbandon the home guard?

Not this again. :(

They can't, the nationalguard is an asset to act in case filthy cowards like the anglo-bastardized royal family runs away with the left-wing side of government when shit hits the fan.

Fucking 1940 was a disaster, not only because slaughter between brothers but because our military-machine was pushed into the dirt in the years before.

>tfw even No-way has subs

USA is getting destroyed by blacks right now..

cunt

America is WEAK

DESTROY

Norway is a superpower by 2030

Watch out Murica, Norway will destroy you
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Viking age 2: Electric Jewgaloo.
Now with 25% less anglo rape.

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I like how pretty much all Euro armies are designated 1 year time of random bants with your buddies, as opposed to American style "fighting for freedoms" or whatever the fuck they do over there.

>6 SSK's vs 72 SSN's and SSBN's
>5 FFG's vs 15x that number in DDGS and CG's

Why fight a backstabbing ally when we can just let Russia off it's leash

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Hey, you don't need my permission, by all means, fucking nuke New York and DC and Miami, New Orleans, Atlanta, Denver, San Diego, LA, and Seattle.

That's what I'd do.

Hit fuckin' Chicago too, I'll give ya like six hundred bucks, it's all I got.

> we can let Russia

HAH!

If the EU got rid of the globalist pro-american Jewry ruling it, we'd be buddies with Russia way before you, burgerboi

>Guatemalan or some shit race VPNs through Norway
>Talks shit about how Norway will beat US
>Replies flood in from South Africans, or some other shit race, VPNing as well.
>Americans all drinking or sleeping thinking about how "African Americans", THE shit race, are retarded.

>Russia and EU allied against US

We would finally have a war worth fighting

please kindly fuck off to shmeggit, m'newfriend

oh yeah, go start another war against whites, my mongrel friend, wouldn't expect anything else from you ;)

Sorry, I don't speak Greek, or whatever shit race you are.

Well I mean, we do need a way to get rid of our minority population, and it does seem like you would have a good time doing it...

Hey if you wanna get btfo and cede land, then by all means send your niggers, spics, and trannies who have hands growing out of their ass, I don't mind.

> cuckpedaling

Don't make us do this to Oslo, nordcucks.

>norge nukes when? we have a trillion dollars on standby
You like Sweden were oficially forced to abandon your nuke program during the the mid 50's by your greatest ally. You did however assist both Israel and India in their nuclear program. You also were accused by the USSR of testing nukes at the south pole in the mid eighties.

>Oslo
Like you're not doing us a favour

how can you beat us when you are getting beat by immigrants

>Queen Elizabeth
>supercarrier
>still has a fucking ramp

>Like you're not doing us a favour
Fuck you. It's my home town. Like fucking rural commie land shouldn't be nuked instead. All native Oslo burgers are fashists or natsoc. Our problem is the fucking faggot theat keep moving in from villages to get their assholes possed or pretend to be comopolitans

>All native Oslo burgers are fashists or natsoc
Yeah, which is why they voted for Miljopartiet, isn't it?

B-Bergen?

Your nigger knocking on america in the middle of her night, hiding waiting for her to answer the door.Shes in an alcohol induced sleep come back later dipshit.

These are the heavily AIDS POZ'ed parts. Meanwhile Bergen isn't as FUBAR as Oslo, its still militant in its signalling for all kinds of fucked up shit. The rest is redeemable.

t. Real Norwegian, not some fucking pseudo-knowing Swede

At least we have old copypasta being posted.....

Im taking a trip to Norway for the christmas holidays, whats a great place to go to?

I wish we could build new special nation specific designed carriers and give it to our allies; I like seeing smaller countries having carriers like Spain

Anywhere far away from big cities

Personally, Stavanger is my favourite city in Norway. Great weather and people, and it doesn't get to cold for a foreigner during winter because coast and gulf-currents.

best thing to come out of Norway tbqh...

So where?
Anything interesting there? or just snow.. because im going there in winter (trying to avoid the 40 celcius deathtrap known as Western Australia)

soon...

Shut up kike and go back to your Israeli proxy

Bergen and Oslo I can understand, but what's wrong with the other parts?
Isn't Molde really small? Why do I see it being brought up so often?

P-please nordbro, don't hurt us!

I would recommend Bergen.

>tfw when the Swedish navy has no Skjold-class corvettes

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>South Ossetia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Ossetians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the chechens and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When South Ossetia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

this is the same thread as last time Sven

Bring it bitch.

I'll take that shit from a Norwegian but not from you.
You spineless faggots couldn't muster an invasion force big enough to invade Sweden let alone the USA.
Your third world military would rot at the bottom of the ocean if you even tried to sail to our shores.

Kek is an American diety dumbass. Don't even try to fuck with us unless you're hell bent on giving us all a good laugh.

I, for one, welcome our Norwegian overlords.

USA can be completely crippled and brought to ruin by literally anyone.

Have teams running around in the US attacking the infrastructure, power relays, stations and causing massive power shut-downs to cause civil unrest and panic. This will also destroy the US economy when suddenly everything shuts down.

Even Denmark can carry out these actions. US infrastructure is incredibly fragile by european standards and everyone knows this.

kek we have a bigger navy than norway and we dont even have access to the ocean

You also are sneakier when it comes to sabotage.
Don't think we didn't see through it all, motherfucker.

whats that supposed to mean?

You have to get them here before they can run around and do anything.

Any force small enough to sneak past our defenses (unlikely) would then be dealing with an armed populace, many of whom have military training themselves.

how is bergen shit, beyond the local government throwing away money for decades? I just moved here, seems bretty good man

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Yes? There is reasons for this, but there is little point going into it. People just shitpost.

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desu, I think the anglo league should launch an invasion of rape and pillage on the scandicucks for all of their bullshit back in the 9th century.

>Anglo league

You mean indians and pakistanis?

>Stavanger
>great weather
Top fucking kek

nah, just australia will be enough for you

Why does Amerifats have such a fetish for aircraft carriers? When did fucking aircraft carriers become a measurement of power?

Calm down m8, you will soon be under danish rule, our upcoming queen is a kangaroo qt.

>FNS Richelieu (PA-2)
>look it up
>project canceled in 2013

>prince of a scandi nation with access to the most beautiful women in the world
>have your pick of pretty much any girl in the world
>pick up some tassie slag that you rooted once when you were on holidays
what went wrong?

any americans here?

I honestly dont know... He should have picked a qt blonde dane. But whatever, atleast she carries the blue eye gene since all the kids are blue eyed.

If she had made them brown eyed muds i would have gone full Breivik to bh

They forgot stridsbåt 90, not that they do anything but hey.

Ask me about the Norwegian Navy.
I spent 2 years there.

WW2 m8.

Did you enjoy those 2 years, and did you get to travel around alot?

No-way is a piece of shit.no one is scared of them. If u attack merica then u would be but fucked by England and other allies. Let's not forget who has the best navy and air force. Just in case u forgot it's England.

Yeah, it was the best time of my life.
I had responsibilities and i knew what i had to do.

I went all over, a little sad that i never got to go to america, Rimpac, a large exercise over there was scheduled right after i left.

So I`ve been to africa, the mediterranean, the north sea and some other places.
I recommend all the younger people i know to try it, makes you grow as a person and you get experiences you never would have had the chance do to if you were a civilian.

Sounds interesting! When i was a little younger i wanted to join the danish navy myself, but long waiting lists and some unforeseen personnel life came in the way. Glad you enjoyed it though, and dont worry about not going to America, i went there last year and its nothing to write home about pham.

Check out lofoten, It's got the scenery.

>Talking shit about Haakon VII

Fuck you. He did the right thing.

It is the symbol of power projection.
One Aircraft carrier = you can strike from another place
Multiple Aircraft carrier = you can strike anytime from anywhere

>5 frigates
>14 Destroyer Escorts
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