Hello Cred Forums, I need some help. My kids are starting to reach the age where they can use the computer unsupervised...

Encourage them to proper venues.
A child's time is free, but not finite.

Tumbler. All of it.

Its not like they know its blocked. The site just won't load.

One thing that worries me is all those leftist shit on youtube. The topic isn't in the video URL so i can't block them seeing protrans shit without having to block the whole of youtube but that might be overdoing it as there is good stuff on there as well and besides they would notice for sure.

It makes no difference mate, they will find it and see it. Only a matter of time.

Just like you did.

Encourage them to talk with you about what they see/learn there.

Browse with them.

>not like they will know
>"hey feng lee, have you checked out tumblr? It's pretty funny."
>"What's tumblr Xian?"
>"it's just the website, called tumblr"

then they know. Immediately. Blocking ANY popular website will be immediately noticed. Be an actual parent instead of trying to let the internet control them like it obviously controlled you. You're fucking coming to Cred Forums for god damned parenting advice, you could not possibly fuck up any worse than your parents did.

>anthro
>e621
>*chan
>f-list
>furaffinity
>Dragcave (Though it's about dragons and not transvestites)
>mspa
>lots of free all-porn-site blockers, though some might slip through
>heavy-r (I can't even stomach that shit)
>liveleak
>*booru
>facebook
>Tumblr
>Reddit
>aryion.com

Explain to them what their genitals are. Tell them it's okay to feel good. Explore your body with them so they know it's okay.

Forbidden fruit tastes the best. Whatever you do, make sure they DON'T know what is being blocked. If your blocker says "this site has been blocked because "furry"", the kid will remember that and do everything it can to look up this word somewhere else.

If you were smart, you'd realize you're getting jewed out of your money by software kikes, and when there's a will for horny teens there's a way. Doesn't matter if you lock shit down more then a Chinese firewall, THEY WILL find ways around it.
t. someone who used to do that all the time when I was in middle and high school.

Your kids are smarter than you are, no amount of parental blocks will stop them from looking up qt shark waifus if they so choose.
Also post sauce

>This

Exactly that's why the site just doesn't load. Doesnt show any parental control thing.

I know it can't be avoided forever but as I said above, the longer the better. At least now they have some time to grow up and form the right opinions. Then when they're confronted with it they will know its degenerate and will not be influenced by it.

Besides back in the day all this was new so my parents had no idea what was going on online. At least back then it was mostly being exposed to a lot of nasty porno too early but now its all this next level degeneracy. Thats why I know now what to do and need to prevent them from being exposed too early.

Thanks man.

That's way too overprotective having URL blocking functions, that would just create resentment from your kids. They'd probably eventually stumble onto something degenerate even with URL blocking and keywords. Just guide them personally and teach them the truth behind the degeneracy behind these sites.

Just let them browse whatever fucked up shit they want and let them get it out of their system. Everyone I knew who couldn't see porn or shit they were curious about when they were a kid got all kinds of fucked up in the long run.

Besides what parent wants to know what their kids are jerking it to? That's fucked

>I have of course taken precautions and installed a remote monitoring program
you're a cunt for doing that, respect their privacy faggot

Would Cred Forums rather their son be a feminist or a furry?

I've been looking for that picture, thanks OP!

Yeah sure and have them end up like pic related. Not on my watch.

Kids need guidance and rules. Not freedom and privacy. They just need the illusion of freedom and privacy.

>implying you wouldn't shag the shit out of a wild shark girl

Interracial
Multicultural

Your kids are going to hate you. Why don't you just directly raise them properly so they avoid degenerate sites themselves instead of doing retarded passive shit? You're basically blue pilling them.

It's like you erased your entire memory of when you were a teenager

>blocking porn
Fucking kill yourself OP.

The more you restrict your kids from doing stuff the more they will want to defy you and turn into the exact thing you don't want them to. Seen it a million times

Well that's why you hide the rules and guidance under the illusion of privacy. If i say: Don't go to tumbler and watch transshit they'll do just that out of their rebellious teen nature. If they just can't see its is problem solved for now and I have the time to explain why its degenerate.

Yeah I would but I'm a degenerate piece of garbage.
>risking you child ending up like this
youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho

Yeah, OP should be a disgusting furry SJW and tell his kids to "stay the fuck away from those nasty churches! Jesus is flyin' around in there!!!"

@90134558
Go away reedit.

>if they just can't see it
Hahahahahagahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagahhahahahahahaha

The only way is to move your whole family innawoods with no internet and be a farmer or tradesman

Anything less is going to backfire spectacularly

Don't censor information.
Be a good parent and give them things to do other than be on the internet.
Believe me, actually going outside and engaging with the real world really helps for sanity.

If he can't see it at home, he'll resort to other places.Teach him what's aceptable and what's degenerate

What are you even talking about? OP just needs to take it easy with all the url blocks and shit, he sounds like a control freak who finally got some power in his life, we don't need him making more SJWs by mistake because he thinks he's "protecting" his kids

>degenerate piece of garbage
youtube.com/watch?v=3A-Z5sRwgLM

Be proud of who you are user

woosh

>they can use the computer unsupervised
18? that's how old mine where before they used the internet at home and they didn't get phones until they bought their own.

Free access to information brought me here.

Trust your children. Talk to them. Love them.

What pisses me off the most about this video is this guy lacking the self-awareness to keep his sexual shit behind closed doors or just being a bastard.

All sex is gross and people should just do in private and no one would care because it is our collective secret shame.

Instead this furfag has to provoke a reaction and ruin shit for everyone.

There is literally nothing wrong with being furry.

But I'd be disappointed if any child of mine approached adulthood without comprehending that the very word "feminist" roughly translates to English as one who subscribes to and advocates the feminine.

Onion, tor and whatever other words there are for that shit to keep them away from illegal/legally questionable areas.

>furaffinity
>deviantart
>major porn sites
>e621
>*chan
>reddit

But more importantly put the (only) computer in your living room so they won't try to google degenerate stuff if there's someone else nearby.

Also limit their access to 1-2h/day, it's for the better.

If you don't block Cred Forums and your kids stumble across it they WILL end up into some freaky shit. Especially if they also end up liking D&D or what have you and start lurking /tg/, that place is a minefield of bizarre fetishes.

>t. been on /tg/ for years and ended up into furries, full-sized non-anthro dragons, ponies, and a whole bunch of other weird shit as a direct result

pointless desu there is more fucked up shit on the regular internet. Most of the time anyway.

The only illegal content that wold be blocked by that is cp.
If they are searching for cp it means you already lost.
Rape is on the surface, gore is on the surface, scat is on the surface.

>trips of good parenting

and teach them to shoot & sports.
so girls will not be impressed by Chad

Who is your favorite pony?

>implying you can do anything to stop your children from being influenced by 2016's progressiveness

You might delay it a bit, but it's not going to last for long. One of these days you're going to get home from work early and find your son dressed in drag and being pounded by a somali refugee in your own bed while your daughter comes out as a lesbian otherkin during the family dinner.

At any rate, good luck.

Multicolour Quick.

*booru, e621, rule34, rule63, hentai, *.xxx, inkbunny, furaffinity, deviantart, soup.io, *.ru

I agree with this though, so what do I know.

if you use a decent router you should be able to specify what computers are subject to URL blocking.

>my nightmares
I don't know. You can always have bad luck I guess but if I manage to teach them all that shit is terrible beforehand I hope I can get away reasonably ok. The keypoint must be somewhere between total controll and total freedom, both of which are sure to lead to horrors unimaginable.

fucking disgusting

this is really the end times we're living in

Adding onto this, weasyl

Fast blue is a good pony. Penki pi is mine

I'm currently trying to redpill my nephew before he becomes culturally enriched by all those communist teachers

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Don't. See how many times you can catch them jerking off, that'll scare em out of it.

Block all shit hippie sites and make your kids have fun outside.

What is e621?

Princess Moonie Glutes.

I used to make a game out of circumventing blockers and finding the most degenerate shit I could, that's why I now have an extra large cumtube equipped horsecock in the post.

My advice, they'll get into it regardless of what you do, use your monitoring program to flag your keywords instead of blocking them. Act like an omniscient god when you find something untoward while doing a review, especially if they clear the history.

>user junior, we need to discuss some of the things you've been looking at on the net

don't even say you caught them, just act like you've known the whole time and are putting your foot down now

furry porn database

OP, there is no possible way you can hand-block all the degenerate shit out there. You need a webblocking program that maintains its own list.

Here's one that's free:
Barring that, there's probably a list of "inappropriate sites" you can just add to your router's blocklist.

Windows also has blocking you can enable
wikihow.com/Block-Adult-Sites

But yeah, trying to "gather up" all the bad sites on the Internet and block them at the router won't solve shit.

Basically a Furry/MLP Rule 34 booru.

Convert your kids to christianity and set Cred Forums as home page

Yeah, no. We all know everyone on this site is (pic related)

This
Also, tell them about Jews and teach them to praise Kek.

Hes from Finland, thats the national version of innawoods

Shark tits are Top Tier

Monosodium glutamate, chemical which "enhances flavor"

This.
Its gonna backfire spectaculary, your kids will end up as some furry activist or some shit like that .
Explain to them why this is degenerate,show them brony/furry cringe videos and tell them that they don't want to end like this.tell them this is sick and twisted version of human erotica.
TL;DR buy them brazzers premium acc

in fur they will sin, they are the D generation

Furry
Despite a leftie, your kid won't be an annoying SJW. Plus, his/her autistic mind can give you leeway to turn him into a slave

This guy gets it.

This to be honest. Trying to hide things about the world is just lazy parenting. Instead, you should explain why things are degenerate and why degenerate things are bad.

For example, instead of pretending that the left doesn't exist, I'm going to arm them with the understanding necessary to debunk their bullshit before they even have a chance to be indoctrinated.

It's also very necessary to EXPLAIN why things are bad. When your parents are opposed to something but they don't give reasons, well, it's not an argument and you are more likely to defy it.

You won't be able to always control what your children sees, why not shoot down certain things rationally before they have a chance to encounter them without guidance?