BRIT/POL/ - COMRADE CORBYN EDITION

We already have a thread.

I can't decide what would be funnier, watching all the leftist morons cry at Corbyn losing now, or the shit storm continuing and leftists getting even more crazy. In the 2nd scenario they still have hope, I want to see that dashed more than anything.

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Typical British Jew Scum trying to criticise Dear Leader. Corbyn's policies resonate with the Working and Middle classes fucktard, it's only the money grabbing Happy-Merchants who dislike Corbyn.

Vote Corbyn or Die.

This.

UKIP are the opposition now.

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We get it, you've already made a thread. Fuck off.

in here

Not my thread actually, lad. Just hate seeing people split threads.

You really are thick as shit.

no

B R O W N
Q T

first for leftie students inadvertently keeping the conservatives in power

Maybe I should join Labour and net myself a qt socialist with my top tier UKIP charisma.

Bwahaahahahahhahahaa

THE PEOPLE'S FLAG IS DEEPEST RED

BUZZFEED ON BBC. WE PAY FOR THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=knzDT7-7HEg

thread theme?

>Post yfw Corbyn landslide victory

I want Jones to win just to see the BBCucks cry.

>you now remember angela eagle

POO

pretty good pmq bants

Anyone got a link to a decent live feed?

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I wish they hadn't shown that. I nearly brought up my breakfast.

here you are lad bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
hope you paid your tv license ;^)

chesney hawkes lmao

my sources tell me owen smith will win, labour members aren't actually retarded

yfw Owen Smith wins

Who is ready for the inevitable Farron surge?

test

Didn't argclu get bricked?

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Colonials can follow the events on the BBC World Service

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Who is ready for Labour to be wiped from political history?

I sure am, fuck Labour.

youtube.com/watch?v=2ov3wBEP27E

>tfw returned as leader of the opposition with an increased mandate

absolute legend

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>labour members aren't actually retarded

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I wish you fuckers would make just one thread

Karen!

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>Angela Eagle, gay with no children

Why did they mention that? Wtf.

You wish.

It literally doesn't matter who they elect.

If they choose either Corbyn or not-Corbyn, Labour is kill for a long time.

>Senior moderate MPs talking about a rapproachement

What a bunch of cucks

Owen Smith is such a useless cunt, people wouldn't vote for him over anyone

I would love to fuck Anushka Asthana

Gimme the livestream of the result.

Or do I just go on iPlayer?

Makes her completely unelectable

Because Smith mentioned he was a normal man with a normal family. Retards thought he was attacking some dyke.

Buzzfeed """""""""""""""""""""""""news""""""""""""""""""""""""".

that's the saddest indictment of the labour party, the fact that owen fucking smith is the best candidate they could come up with
worst part is I don't think they're wrong, he probably is the best candidate they have

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Lads, get ready. The Eternal Corbyn, Master of all he surveys, is about to be crowned.

Karens too aryan

>Buzzfeed guy on BBC news

Reeeee

so-called buzzfeed

youtube.com/watch?v=GCID1EaMoik

Dude emojis lmao

it's gonna happen

How delusional do New Labour MPs have to be to think they can keep going business as usual if Corbyn wins?

They're getting fucking reselected, guaranteed. If they want to even keep their job they'd be better splitting.

>BBC actively advertising buzzfeed now

Really hope someone curbstomps that cunt

Remember lads whoever wins Labour loses and hands control of parliament over to the Conservatives for a generation.

What a magical time to be alive.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

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I voted owen smith lads

i've seen that smug twat on the bbc before

why do they even give them the time of day?

Jezza won guardian confirmed
PURGE INCOMING

Confirmed already? Wew.

SKY NEWS SAY SMITH CONCEDES

Bit scared that Labour can somehow win due to FPTP and gerrymandering m8s.

May seems alright thus far though.

Who /watchingskynews/ here?

Line the Blairites against the wall

THE

PURGE

BEGINS

If they split they'll still get purged

Best to hope you have a relationship with your constituency (lmao)

GET TO THE GULAGS

buzzfeed is leveraging the ad revenue it's getting from facebook drones to do some okay journalism

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youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

CORBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN

BLAIRITES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Blairites are eternal.

if a commie somehow got power the people would revolt lad

Double digit landslide soon.

Shit

I'm actually in Liverpool, is that where the announcement is?

If I wasn't so lazy I'd go over for banter reasons

>Owen Smith conceding already

L
O
L

Should have gone with Argclu, lads

the gulags will be very busy tonight

D E A T H
T O
T H E
B L A I R I T E S

COMRADE CORBYN WINS AGAIN

Guardian are bourgeois liberal scum

Yeah, Labour HQ is in our shitty city.

RIP

>Owen "Prep the Bull" Smith

Labour members are 80% middle class spoilt graduate cunts now

>left wing cuckolds unironically browse /po/

hmm really makes you think

This

The guardian will be the first to be shut down

When will the results come in? 12?

I fucking love how every pro Globalist has been shitting on Corbyn. Blair, Alan Johnson, Campbell and that insufferable dickhead, Sadiq Khan.

LMAO.

I'm going back to uni next week and I'm gonna be swamped in these cunts. Why did they have to hold it here.

I'm not entirely sure that the amount of prostitutes would really be affected by it's legal status. I'm just really rather conservative when it comes to things like sex, nudity and so on and I would just rather not give prostitution a small stepping stone to start making it's way toward to mainstream, though I doubt it'd ever truly get properly in to the mainstream.

From what I've seen and read it seems that most women who get in to prostitution do so out of a desire to fulfill their drug habit. I think it'd be more beneficial to, in the long term, help the impoverished areas of the country so not so many women are that desperate for money and, as is common knowledge, the closer a person is to poverty the more likely they are to develop a drug habit, so less women may even have a drug habit to begin with.

I believe prostitution is, in large part, a symptom and not just a simple choice. So I think we'd do better to address the symptoms, like poverty and so on, if we want to reduce the number of prostitutes.

WAIT OUR COMRADE HAS WON?

The city's alright 2bh. I've just started uni (again) here, there's loads of cultural shit. Going to the Philharmonic on Sunday for cheap.

twitter.com/minefornothing/status/779632425676644353

>64%
wew

LITERALLY NOW

ARISE YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION

>62% OF THE VOTE

GUARDIAN CALLS IT FOR CORBYN, CORBYN 62%.

62% on the Beeb

Purging can start with justification

>62%
>up on last year
Source: grauniad

kek

>even greater share of the vote
>Blairites BTFO
>This Glorious Day

>tfw we have UKIP to keep the Tories on their toes re: brexit
>tfw we have UKIP to purge the north of Labour
>tfw muh working class socialists turn out to be the same racist bigots who voted to leave

R.I.P. Labour.

YES LADS

I'm a socialist that voted leave

Time to fire up the gulags

>62%

That's 10% more than the Brexit mandate!

what will the blairites do? i hope they walk out during the announcement would be bants

Have you guys heard about the Pippa Middleton leaks?

Would love to see if there's anything decent.

>Increased his vote share
BLAIRITES BTFO THE RED BANNER FLIES SOON

It's purging time

>labour continues to be unelectable

>tfw we have UKIP

Blairites on literal suicide watch

Corbyn CANNOT be taken down now, he can do literally anything

The memes are real

BOMBPROOF

JEREMY

ONE LAST CHANCE

THE MEMBERS. NOW.

Owen Smith: People didn't know what they were voting for, we need to have another election.

photoshop pepe in his pocket

>WE BOMBPROOF NOW

Thank you Historical Inevitability

Found the delusional Labour supporter.

Have fun being next in power never.

Mandates risen, thats even after the further filtering of Corbynistas.

Tory/UKIP/LibDem rule for a good long while lads.

The proposed changes to constituencies lose Labour like 20 seats already and makes a load of safe seats into marginals (for example my own dyed red Hull West adds in a load of blue votes from Haltemprice).

Added to whatever happens in at the next GE, it could be electoral oblivion.

Will there be more cheers or boos? Place your bets.

>massive "SOCIAL JUSTICE" banner at momentum meeting

Where are they? I need some pics.

Man Thatcher's hair was spot on.

>you might get based David Davis

Jelly 2bh

social justice doesn't just mean whining about trannies on tumblr you know

I can't handle this meme timeline

I'm just watching for the boo's

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>sky showing corbyn and smith on stage
>bbc still talking to some mug
Classic.

HERE WE GO

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HUGE MANDATE

The Labour membership has utterly fucked them at least until 2020.
Momentum types are SJW-tier twats who live in hugboxes for lefties. They're basically forming a cult around Corbyn even when it's clear the public like the man but hate his policies. They love immigration when it's clear nearly everyone hates it now, even the fucking pakis want it down.

This.

Thanks comrade

Unless one of them fucks off to a safer seat, Alan Johnson v David Davis would be pretty cool.

Can't wait for Corbyn to win the general elections and the UK to go back to sensible keynsian economics and social democracy. Nationalise railways and energy, build houses for the poor, proper nhs etc...

IT'S HAPPENING

THANKS COMRADE

>tfw still live in a 'ultra-safe' tory seat even with the boundary changes

>313,000 VOTES
PURGE NOW

Pakis have wanted it down for a long time. Source: I work with them.

>new labour scum thought they stood a chance

IT'S TREASON THEN

HE DID IT THE MADMAN

>654006 eligible voters
>506438 votes cast
>spoilt votes 1042
>Cornyn 313209
>Smith 123000 - who cares
HE WON

BUILD WALL ROUND CORBYNS WIFE

Memes aside how is he even going to actually manage to craft a shadow cabinet

This is dumb as fuck

Corbyn is boss!

61.88%

>313,000 for Jezza (61.8%)
>193,000 for Smith (38.2%)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BIG

CORBYN

MANDATE

BRING
ON
THE
GULAGS

LABOUR UNELECTABLE FOR NEXT 10 YEARS

ALL HAIL

RIP Owen "Welsh cuck" Smith

HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE HUGE MANDATE

HERE WE

HERE WE

HERE WE FUCKING GO

UNELECTABLE

At least the witch on the left was elected by the people, unlike the witch on the right.

BLAIRITES BETTER START RUNNING

HE DID IT

time to remove labour

6 1 . 8
1
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8

Half the blairites will come back.

>tfw Labour will never win an election again

Cabinet? Share power?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

manlet btfo

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>Tfw work are making me go to this shit all week.

Should I just kill myself"? I was gonna wear a suit and tie but feel that might be too much now.

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So seriously, deselection when?

INCREASED MANDATE

NEW LABOUR BTFO

>mfw can't watch it on iplayer, live not working
>mfw can't watch it on robsssattelite because it constantly redirects to womansavings.com

BASED
COMRADE
CORBYN

Labour loves the BCC

CONFUSED ELDERS / MEME LORDS

>62% victory.
>Actually up from last year.
Now what?

[[Soviet March from Red Alert 3 starts playing]]

lmfao.

>"This traitor is going to be the Gulag now"

They seem like the sorts mentioned by Hitchens from his pre-morality days, cultists by any other name.
youtube.com/watch?v=RAHxlwr3Fzo

Thank God I live in a safe tory seat. Labour split when? Or do we all think they are gonna sit on the back benches and stab slowly.

ELECTORAL WILDERNESS

BLAIRITE SCUM OUT

172 motions of no confidence, better run again because du publig lige me

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!

>INCREASED MANDATE
INCREASED MANDATE
>INCREASED MANDATE
INCREASED MANDATE
>INCREASED MANDATE
INCREASED MANDATE
>INCREASED MANDATE
INCREASED MANDATE

He's announcing it HOLY SHIT

How though?

The party is completely divided and they won't work with Corbyn's batshit policies

LONG LIVE THE VENEZUELAN MODEL

HAIL CORBYNISMO

youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
GULAG FOR THE BLAIRITES

BLAIRITE SCUM OUT

GAS THE BLAIRITES
CLASS WAR NOW

>Source:

Reddit punctuation not needed here, comrade.

news.sky.com/watch-live

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

This is hilarious.

The hard left have infilitrated the Labour party. Lmfao :)

REMOVE BLAIRITES

Feels good man, based Gary has held this constituency since 1997

YESSSS

>born just in time to witness a senile communist steer the labour party off a cliff

ARE LABOUR FAMILY

POST RARE COMRADES

>tfw you will tell your grandchildren that you witnessed the death of the labour party live

>second mandate in a year

Jez is possibly the most legitimate leader in history lads.

Proud day for democracy

Labour will either split, leading to another SDP type situation (ie tory domination) or the Blairites will be deselected by momentum before 2020 anyway and replaced by leftards. The way I see it Labour is fucked for the foreseeable future.

Blairites completely destroyed.

OUR
LABOUR
FAMILY

Good. Capitalist roaders out

Kinnock kicked them out in the 80s. Now they are back in force.

Well we just better bloody well hope he doesn't start to compromise on some stuff.

>WE SOVIET UNION NOW

ARE NIGE
ARE KAZ
ARE LABOUR

>You wil never have a GF, let alone wife and children.

>called unelectable
>won two elections in a year

You're a big mandate

BLAIRITES OUT

>people actually crying
wew

History is for bourgeois

Lel my tory MP is such a madman

>commie Labour membership=general public

I hope they keep telling these memes to themselves

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UNITED TOGETHER

>mfw all the MP's who spoke against Jezza about to backpedal to avoid the gulags

Say hello to the opposition 2020

>Ahh yes, I can preach to the converted and mentally ill, surely this will translate with everyday working people.

Labour membership is overwhelmingly young, middle class and non-white now.
That black QWEEN momentum cunt who keeps appearing on DP is their typical member now.

DEATH TO BLAIRITES

I hope all you labour voters in here are posting ironically

COMMITTEES FOR THE DEFENCE OF THE REVOLUTION WHEN

C O M R A D E S
O
M
R
A
D
E
S

I wish my MP was that cool.

Damn lad you're pretty retarded.

How is it that the Conservatives have never actually had a crisis like this despite being around since forever

where is he going to find a shadow cabinet from?

Literally in my top 5, jealous af

> election of socialist yahoos alone

I will never vote Labour under corbyn, as much as I respect the guy for his principles.

>Largest political party anywhere in western Europe

jej, the people who harp on about these membership numbers make me kek.

Are Nige look at those norf seats

Honestly would be bants
>May vs James over the dispatch box
>Still no female Labour leader

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Nope. Voted labour in 2015, will do the same next election

fabricant is a fucking MADMAN

nige is gone, ukip are dead

BASED FABRICANT

>EDUCATION NOT SEGREGATION
>DUTY TO REFUGEES

SOVIET BRITAIN WHEN?

After the general election they should average the results with these results to be fair.

Why should a general election result get more power than a party election result?

EXPOSE THOSE TORIES CORBYN

he isn't socialist

THE MILK MAN RISETH

STOP TRYING TO SHARE MY WEALTH COMMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

Top lel

>PEOPLE LIVE IN RELATIVE POVERTY ITS DISGUSTING

If everyone created wealth, it wouldn't need to be shared.

>sociacucks
Not even once.

They have.

Labour won in 1997-2010.

Tories were fighting over Europe.

You cheeky bastard

Saved m8

Absolutely delusional

>Already announcing a fucking protest

>wonderful city of liverpool

why are you on Cred Forums ?

Corbyn is getting quite good at speaking these days.

guys what % of the vote was conservative shilling?

>that music

NEW

Is Corbyn dying? So much grunting.

>MARCH WITH ME ON THE STREETS COMRADES
>against grammar schools

Yes Corbyn

Social mobility is not allowed

>Implying the labour party wont be destroyed

He's doing a Hillary.

NEW

Guard that sacred flame, my brother Blackshirts, until it illuminates Britain

It's not really that hard when you go around doing the same thing.

Trump is a very good speaker too.

FIRST RESIGNATION WHEN

Because it's a good laugh here and I enjoy debate. Last time I checked it's not rightypol

KNOW YOUR PLACE PROLE

>norman smith getting blanked by everyone
lel

Corbyn lives

>Gas the skypes

>hurr you were on the wrong side of brexit
>comrade corbyn represents the voters
>durr you're not leading properly
>comrade corbyn represents the voters
>there are problems in the labour leadership
>comrade corbyn represents the voters
>gets challenged to a leadership
>comrade corbyn represents the voters

>blows the fuck out of his opposition

Fuck me I love democracy blowing the fuck out of elitist career politicians

Fucking socialist bunch of bastards who have no grasp on reality

Thank you based Jezbollah, you have just done a Nguyễn Ngọc Loan on the entire British left. They will never win another election again.

RIP in in rest in rest in peace in rest in peace.

>those attempted interviews

Fucking denied

>all those salty Owen Smith supporters blanking the BBC reporter

OWEN, HOW WOULD LIKE A JOB?

OH BOY WOULD I!

GREAT! YOU'RE FIRED.

> Conservatives never had a crisis

> Thatcher was stabbed in the back by her own cabinet while PM

> Eurosceptic vs Europhile MPs divide the party for decades
> David Cameron calls referendum to silence Eurosceptics
> Loses and resigns in embarrassment
> Boris Johnson on the winning side by accident
> Doesn't stand for leader after Michael Gove backstabs him
> Michael Gove loses
> Mummy stands down, letting Theresa May win by default

> no crisis

They've had plenty of crises. They just know they need to sort them out quickly.

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maybe so, but ukip was a one man party, now that farages charisma has gone theyre dead in the water

> Diane Abbot
> SHADOW cabinet

We've had three turkish hairdresser salons move into this tiny spot within the past year, save two pound on a hair cut now at the original salons but walking past the turkish salons, it's full of normie wendyball loving race traitor scumbags.

Me too lad. Wearing my best red tee today in honour of based corybn. The fascist fucks on here are in for one hell of a beating in 2020!

He ran away and had an affair with that

Here's my """conservative"""" one.

youtube.com/watch?v=vbddqXib814

It begins.

I'll deal with Corbyn

SALTY MUCH

Looks like his dole's come in and he's off to Tesco for twelve tins of Special brew.

Is Corbyn really as unelectable as Blairites are trying to make out? He's won the Labour leadership twice even though he was only seen as an outside bet (the first time, at least). All he has to do is engage with the working-class voters in the north and win them back from UKIP and I think he's got a very good chance at becoming PM. That'd mean including some anti-immigration policies though, and I don't know if he's got the balls for that.

If the Tory's do the job of closing free movement by leaving the EU, the Corbyn's position on immigration becomes relatively irrelevant unless he imposes his own changes

>All he has to do is engage with the working-class voters in the north and win them back from UKIP and I think he's got a very good chance at becoming PM.

This is literally all he has to do to win.

Because of first-past-the-post, having a charismatic leader who is very popular with your core voters doesn't win general elections. Remember, UKIP only got one MP. To win, you need to appeal to the swing voters.

Still, Labour could do well in the European elections. Oh wait...

I still think he could win over voters with his general policies (i.e. being typically principled and anti-austerity, anti-big-business etc) if he matches the Tories on immigration. That's maybe the biggest issue for voters at the moment, and if he had a relaxed policy for immigration it'd probably put off working-class voters who would otherwise vote for him.

BBC hates comrade Corbyn, you yobbo.

I don't understand.

Is this a good thing?

>hurr unions were historically important 100+ years ago before most people could even vote, therefore they must be important now

The unions used to do stuff, but that ended decades ago. Now they are basically the "grown up" version of student union politics (and also conveniently run by the same people). They are both composed of utterly irrelevant and ineffectual power-hungry slimy jobsworth climbers who want to rule the world and be the next Fidel, but in reality they are just useless delusional Citizen Smith twats that no one pays attention to.

Fuck the unions, and fuck their foisting politics

You obviously weren't watching the pre-result coverage. It was pure circlejerk.

What about youth tory membership, queues to sign up fill the streets some say...

I don't think he's as uncharismatic as some people would believe. He's revitalised lots of the genuine left-wing in Labour and got them passionate about politics again (mostly insufferable lefty students, but still). I think people are sick of centrist politicians who can be bought and sold by lobbyists. People want an honest politician who stands by their principles, and Corbyn represents that (or, at least, he did before he was a sleeper agent helping to bring about Brexit).

Yes. It ensures that the Labour party (and the left as a whole) are dead and buried. Labour are between 6 and 16 points behind in the polls under Corbyn (and that's with the Conservatives going as soft as possible on him to keep him in power for easy wins), and they will need to actually win more seats than before to win the general election (which is unlikely to happen even with a competent leader).

This is good because it means they are finished, basically.

I probably wouldn't vote for him but in the interest of democracy and memes, he's the best man for the job.
He is very popular amongst working class people though, he would give Theresa May a run for his money.
The only reason Red Ed didn't win in 2015 is because he was a mumbling idiot that never answered any questions and always lied, Corbyn is the complete opposite, the people's man.

It's not a good thing in the sense that communist Britain is an actual threat now, however, Theresa May has this time do make me win her votes too.
Right now I'm a UKIP guy.

Most of the people who voted him in the first time were tories who paid the £3 membership fee so they could saddle labour with an unnelectable socialist

Best £3 I ever spent, lol

Kek

If it wasn't for his stupid SJW tendencies (which I'm convinced are only there to placate millennial idiots), he'd be the perfect man for the job. Cred Forums has moved through it's alt-right and libertarian phase and will soon become staunchly socialist, so Comrade Corbyn will soon be our guy.

My point was that I think Corbyn IS charismatic, in that sense, but it doesn't help because he won't gain support from the centre.

This.

BBC has always hated Corbyn.

Just sucking up because they suspected he'll win and don't want to be on the trains to the gulag.

>Cred Forums has moved through it's alt-right and libertarian phase and will soon become staunchly socialist
That pendulum hasn't budged an inch in all these years though. There will be no swing.

>and will soon become staunchly socialist
no

Yeah I definitely agree that that's maybe the case, but I wouldn't want to say for sure until after a general election. He's surprised everyone before, maybe he could win over the swing voters too.

Cred Forums has started to realise that all this identity politics nonsense is just a distraction, and the real battle should be between ordinary people and the (((banking elite))). A socialist revolution is incoming, you just wait and see. Comrade Corbyn and Cred Forums will be an unstoppable combination.

Guys, I supported Corbyn because I want to see a far-left opposition, and of course a far-right Conservative party.
At least we're heading in that direction.

I'm thankful that there are idiots out there like you who believe this utter shite. You're the people who will guarantee a true landslide in 2020.

I mean really, you think that Cred Forums (or even the electorate) cares LESS about identity politics now? The left has been utterly taken over by it in the last few years while more and more people are being driven into the hands of leaders like Trump because of it. The whole "banking elite" rage is BECAUSE they are forcing people to endure multiculturalism and immigration. In other words, people are looking for a way to comprehensively kill off the left and the whole identity politics cancer.

If people are moving, it's at full speed in the other direction from you. The harder you push Corbyn and the further left you go, the further you move from reality.