TRUMP GENERAL: COMFY MORNING EDITION

/chocolatepudding/ here

reporting

I know you guys just want to have the fun-sillies but the other podium was turned to the side because it hasn't been set up yet, look at the angle of the top.

P O D I U M L E T

Wtf I'm persuaded now.

Disgusting.

vanilla is superior

Why on earth are you hating on chocolate pudding?

Do you hear the people sing
Lost in the valley of the night?
It is the music of a people
Who are climbing to the light.

For the wretched of the earth
There is a flame that never dies.
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.

They will live again in freedom
In the garden of the Lord.
We will walk behind the ploughshare;
We will put away the sword.
The chain will be broken
And all men will have their reward.

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!

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COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

POO RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WONT MAKE IT TO THE LOO

IF THIS POST ENDS IN FIVE OR EIGHT

SHE WILL DEFECATE AT THE DEBATE

(you)

>eating pudding at all

/KAWFEE/

She's a dog fucker and its just an alternative lifestyle shitlord

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HERE AM I, SERVANT OF THE LORD

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!?

>"EDITOR'S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6'2" Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature."

drudgereport.com/flashny.htm

Thoughts?

>tfw I get doubles, trips, and quads on other boards, but never on Cred Forums
I just want to do my part to help Trump

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK TRUMP

THE PODIUM WAS A MISTAKE

Witnessed.

I don't like chocolate pudding.

Wanna fight about it?

How do I explain to my parents that I'm a Trump supporter? My grandmother and father have both expressed strong anti-Trump opinions. I'm not sure about my mother, she seems very on the fence.
My sister is also a tumblrite and she seems to have cucked my dad as well. I don't fucking know what to do. My dad is literally spewing feminist shit at me.

/stuffedtomatoeswithcabbageandpotatoes/ here

Praise kek

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My god, Trump is going to do it.
He is really going to smash this bitch.

So says the 5!!
She will shit live!!

PANTS OF SHIT

Jesus christ, everytime I see things like this I only want him more.

RIP David Duke
Cause of death: Googled

Where did flags go???????!!??!??

PRAISE HIM BE THEE NAME KEK

woah

>tfw used to brew up a pot and watch morning Joe sum up and laugh at stumpings with anons
>tfw the comfy is gone

Praise Him

More like a small poodium.

David Duke specifically and vocal white nationalists in general are all either controlled opposition or autistic retards

This retard is a fucking double agent or some shit.

AND SO IT BEGINS

He and a bunch of people will be in Trump gear. I guarantee it.

Screencap this

this board is proof he's right

Eating soft foods

Ever

Fuck this Democratic shill

We still watch it in the early mornings.

David Duke is a Democrat plant, maybe he'll wear a MAGA hat too

Same. I've realized that leftists are an enemy of the state.

Oh $#!t I got a five too.

Fox & Friends is max morning /comfy/ lad. I keep telling niggas and they just continue to rage and shitpost about MJ.

Is there a stream set up for the debate already?
I wouldn't miss it for anything.

>ITS HIGH NOON

>*shoots nigger*

It ended in 5, guys.

Should be posting bounties for his head on black twitter.
You just know they would.

Soros has to be a fucking deep-cover mole. You can't fuck up this badly on purpose

Who celebrating his demise here?

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I'm a carnivore.

you're right dude

that shit really makes me want to prove them wrong

Im confident I will fuck it

Repeating digits and Duke gets ironically enough lynched.

five AND eight
wew

IS THERE A STEAM FOR THE DEBATE MONDAY
????????

Can someone trick the googles into attacking him? Just fuck off already.

F&F love Trump more than MJ used to.

On the night several hours before there will be a plethora of youtube and other streams.

There will be plenty of time to decide which one you want.

PEE PEE POO POO ON THE PODIUMLET

msnbc

is that image from a lewd artist
are there more

i thought an imperial embargo on Moaning Jew was decreeted

BALLS OF STEEL David "I shoot spooks" DUKE putting his money where his mouth is.

>these mother fuckers at CNN want to keep caling me racist!? I show these assholes what a fucking racist is!

Knowing Googles, you don't have to trick them into attacking David Duke.

Why does this stupid faggot have to keep sabotaging Trump's campaign? Why can't he just not open his mouth for a few months?

Man, who knew that my mom making incredibly tough food and my dad boxing me across the ears whoever I breathed through my mouth was actually training for my masculine jaw. Shame my sister has a lantern jaw too

It's really great in the mornings. Plus Emperor calls in sometimes. Seems to like it the most.

What?

they're cowardly even in a group
you need to really get one of them pissed

>55

Wew lad. Kek confirms.

Its a tv channel
www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

GGRRRR

WAN WAN WAN

Thank u brother. Expect a scatalogical surprise.

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Humans and domesticated Dogs and cats are the only animals on earth that have crooked teeth and we've never found a human skull older than 300 years with crooked teeth

>Not tearing into your steak like a wild beast

Why does nobody confront this fraudulent quote every time it appears?
Trump never said this.

I'm sure BBC and the other British channels will be showing it.

No doubt, they'll all be wearing MAGA hats and Trump shirts

Literally everything except maybe Micronesia's FSM News

Is this actually going to work during the debatE? Isn't it gonna be paid shit?

We've confronted it so many times that we simply stopped caring about the shills that post it.

He is a oblivious Democrat plant.

probs
if it doesnt check here livenewschat.eu/politics/

Should be multiple YouTube streams, it's ad free and the whole world will be watching.

They're most likely sending it on British TV. In Norway our state owned channel sends it.

BBC most likely shows it

I think it's well known by now

David Duke is so soft and well spoken. Its hard to imagine him fighting/defending himself.

He ran for President as a Democrat and befriended people in the party. It isn't hard to believe.

I prefer to cut my steak like a normal human being. Tastes better.

No ads, no commercial breaks.

That said, youtube mirrors will probably be constantly shut down.

This is the largest political event in terms of viewership in history.

>soft
>well spoken
He just rambles about Jews and then says "vote Trump"

This shit is going to be so huge that its gonna be broadcast on huge public screens in Japan.

I love the fact you can scientifically prove that liberals are ugly because they are losers

Sky News sends it in Britain.

Its your jawline

Thing is, nobody comes out of this looking good except Trump.

Either BLM wrecks a monument of a president, or the one person that Trump has gone out of his way to disavow tries to start shit and makes (((Republicans))) that don't support Trump already look like fringe retards, which puts the final nail in muh party of Lincoln/Trump dichotomy narrative coffin.

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I thought he endorsed Hillary.

POO DOO VOODOO

I hate the short guy cohost who hit the freethrow baby in the face with a basketball, and I used to hate the lady who did the sexual harassment case

is it better than it used to be?
I normally watch the Today show in the morning, but they keep pushing the Tamryn Hall meme

No. That was some other Klansmen. Remember the Morning Joe "Disavow. Disavow" guy? That was Duke.

I had a really comfy dream last night where I was walking down my street on the day of the debate and everyone was really excited. People were setting up big projectors and screens and lawnchairs in their yards so they could watch it with their friends on the sides of their houses. Those Japs have the right idea.

Don't forget. This is what happens to Democrats who don't get in line.

And that's when they don't have debilitating neurological problems.

He is though, he completely shatters what you think someone who "is part of the KKK(((cnn)))" looks and acts like.

Soft well spoken, direct, intelligent, well dressed, etc.
Like it or not, he is kinda of an interesting figure.

Wish he would disappear till after Trump wins though. Meh. I'll ironically support him for laughs later just to continue pissing off CNN.

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>is it better than it used to be?

I guess? I only started watching it recently.

He literally said he could a shoot man and his supporters wouldn't care.

I thought everyone was onboard to vote for him just to sow chaos and dissent.

We all know Gary isn't Libertarian, but have you started wondering whether he's not retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=NXhR41lsEJY

At exactly what point do libertarians who plan to vote for this man realize exactly how badly they fucked up?

Wew lad.

I got fivvvvve on it!

youtube.com/watch?v=NvoX_wEtwDk

You're weird.

been feeling very low energy lately lads, any new trump videos or something to give me energy?

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He saw the image of Trump with his tongue out and thought it would be a good idea.

No, just no. Gary is a farcical candidate

youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA

he has such a faggot voice

He might be Schizophrenic.

>Be adult
>Fall down the stairs

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

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It's fairly clear that he's at the very least a plant.

His 2016 is a 180 from everything that made him appealing in 2012. He's essentially Bernie without the Kike Communist overtones.

He's always been a bit fringe, but never Dukakis-tier like he is now.

As tinfoil as it sounds, between this and A Fucking Leppo happening back to back, my gut is telling me that he was pulling a bit too many Dems away from Clinton, and he's torpedoing his own campaign so his loved ones don't get barbell'd.

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Comfy AF

I had a good orthodontist and you are all freaks

Daily reminder:
-he won't release his taxes
-he won't release his medical records
-he's being sued for defrauding students at his university
-he's being investigated for illegal campaign contributions to a Florida politician
-he's being investigated for using charity funds to pay business debts

Oh, but Hillary's the shady one.

LUL

It's not just the voice. It's that you have a non-libertarian running for Presidential Office as the Libertarian candidate, and this motherfucker isn't even trying to be taken seriously.

At least he made my choice wicked easy. I really liked Austin Petersen, and would have felt bad not voting for him. But Retard Johnson makes pulling the lever for Trump a breeze.

>tfw Cred ForumsWO incoming

BILDERBERG GROUP BTFO

Trump is aesthetic as fuck

Take your pills lad.

I love Trump gen

always high energy people

no bits

true enthusiasm

guys knocked me out of my emo stage

reminded me of the bigger picture

I appreciate that

>Deleting the post

Suspicious

no...

thanks for correcting the record friendo

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Is my state map up to date?

Currently;
>Trump maintains lead in Nevada, Florida
>Clinton gets small lead in Colorado, NH

Holy shit, literally made me tear up.

I am convinced we are no longer living in a dimension we previously did some years ago.

We've entered another one. Perhaps the Mayans were right about that calendar thing and consciousness shifting.

What is Mr. Comfy playing on his 3DS?

He is capable of anything. He needs to lose some weight, probably build some muscle too, ditch the orange facial stuff for maybe just tanning oil, let the length of his hair be a bit longer, and he's fucking 10/10 looks.

[spoiler] He's already 9/10 [/spoiler]

is that Tucker Carlson?

Looks right to me.

The Apprentice.

never

Yes.

Or no. I got a better one.

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A billionaire businessman with legal claims against him for handling money? She sold public offices, took campaign funds from Islamic countries, betrayed classified information and killed Harambe, you dumb google.

Simply not enough stupid white men to vote him in lol

SO comfy! Outside on the porch with feet up, blankie, hoodie, Trump/Hannity TH and a bowl.

Something must have happened with the calendar, I agree.

It all really started with 2015 though, didn't it? Something happened that year that caused Merkel to take in 1,000,000 refugees, ISIS to ramp up their European activities with Hebdo and Paris, and Trump to run for President, among other things.

plebbit is that way

It definitely appears that way.

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

he's been bought off obviously

Morning Trumponies

(((Stein)))

>Something must have happened with the calendar, I agree.
>It all really started with 2015 though, didn't it?

You know when Trump trademarked "Make America Great Again"?

2012.

>2012

2015 was a terrible year. But through life's bad times, you come to appreciate the good.

2016 is shaping up to be a wonderful year. But we wouldn't appreciate it without 2015. So we should all thank Jon Oliver and Justin Trudeau for highlighting the horrible year.

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HERE AM I, THE SERVANT OF THE LORD

I WANT TO BELEEEEEV

Oh yeah, and trump is now solidifying Ohio

For real. Look it up.

Mayan calendar "ended" in 2012. They said this would be the start of a new age and shift in consciousness would occur.

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Lads... It's real

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_America_Great_Again

Kek is with us. Prep the bullfrog, Hillary.

>media saying it could win him the election
>as IF hillary ever had a chance

CANT ROWDY THE GOWDY

youtube.com/watch?v=Myl7HJjD6P4

I'm surprised the Reagan estate didn't hold the copyright.

and kek allows it to be so

praise kek n sheeit

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Google

Here I am the servant of the lord

Podiumlet, kek

Every fucking time I see that motherfucker's face I get a huge shit-eating grin.

4u

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trumpgen

I need some mischievous motherfucker to help out

a person I considered a friend just shit on me on behalf of some other friends for no reason,

how do I communicate that to said friends in order to make the ass hole looked bad?

So I know I'm late but I heard rato endorsed Trump and nearly choked on my own saliva. Trump just never fails to impress. Unstumpable as always.

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Nice blog post.
Where can I sign up?

You again? You need to grow the fuck out of this phase you're in, and fast, son.

He's clearly a poser who's concerned about looking hard. Insecure. Backstabber. Coward.

like he had a choice

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stay woke lad

Praise

bigger endorsement yesterday was kim kardashian

My favorite nationalist..He's such a fucking nerd but he would gas every nonswede without even questioning it.

You need to man up.

at what time does she "snap"

2012 was the year Doom Paul came to be.
To me this was caused by the shift of timelines.
A memetic prophecy and warning.

There were 5 people in Macys at the same time?

Don't worry, Jeb. Big meanie Drumpf didn't mean it.

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Kinda resembles Rubio a bit.

He really does

I bet Rubio is a swedican

That was a Caitlyn endorsement, bitch still needs to come thru

what are the best delegates dahnald videos

I love you

WHEN WILL KANYE DISAVOW?

Psychiatrist says debating the God Emperor like getting into ring with Mohammed Ali, advises CrookedHillary to call in sick. Could get hurt bad, V BAD.

youtube.com/watch?v=GhFRgDoix_Q

This is for insideranon. Insider of the Trump campaign. That of which we must speak.

"Does anyone know why Hillary Clinton wants to be president? Has she ever said, 'I want to be president because, and then anything after because? I don't think she has. If she has I can't remember why.

Why do you think she wants to be president? All I can tell so far is that she thinks you've been bad. You need to be scolded and punished. You need to get in line and do your part for her. Whatever she wants, you are supposed to do that, not what you've been doing, which is wrong. You might need a good spanking. Which with the IRS and the armed agencies, including the EPA, might resemble being arrested at gun point and jailed for letting your cows drink from the pond.

She has said she has N-point plans for just about everything. Policy for this, for that. According to her everything is broken and no one is paying enough. And you have too many guns. And you need more islamic terrorists because the New York, New Jersey and Minnesota attacks, along with Orlando and San Bernadino weren't enough to induce an emotional spasm of gun confiscation. But let her import 500% more terrorists, and she'll get us there.

That's why she wants to be president. To fix all your bad behavior. To scold you into compliance. To punish you for enjoying your freedom. To guilt you out of your liberty. That's all I can figure, from everything she's said. Look at her right now - seething with contempt."

Kanye is on board

He has already hinted

Honestly an accurate analysis tbqh

Tbqhfam I think she's waiting for after the debates to play it safe while still being ahead of the curve. Takes steel balls to endorse Trump in Hollywoodland. I think its likeliest we won't hear about it again

I have the perfect webm

I can't believe the debates are in just two more days. This is like Santa driving a Christmas freight train.

The last line delivery should be maximum smug as fuck.

>tfw Ice Cube, Lil Wayne, and fucking Kanye are all voting Trump

All we need now is Eazy E

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>TopKEK

he voting trump too homie, he told me tha other day

Jesus

She's even sexier with long hair

Sheeeeeeeeeit.

Videos:
Dr. Martin Luther King's niece Alveda King endorses Donald Trump
youtu.be/PBISbypnMHQ

Mississippi’s First Black Mayor Charles Evers Endorses Trump For President
youtu.be/77SyQ2Qn7c8

Quannell X, New Black Panthers leader, on Donald Trump.
youtu.be/5Rh6inAwU5M

RW Bray, VP of MLK society, introducing Donald Trump
youtu.be/GmVVhZt5iRo

Clarence Henderson civil rights activist
youtu.be/H--C5JrKNvA

Black Pastor Darrell Scott Brings Down House at RNC: The Democratic Party Has Failed Us
youtu.be/C2FquR7XaaQ

Ice Cube: ‘Donald Trump is What Americans Love’ About ‘The American Dream’
youtu.be/367psk5ZdpU

Articles:

RZA Praises Trump
archive.is/eVD7D

President Obama’s Brother Endorses Trump for President
archive.is/5eCpb

Azealia Banks "Trump is the only one who truly has the balls to bust up big business. Hilary is too tied in with them"
archive.is/OCkCX

Outreach:
Donald Trump’s best speech of the 2016 campaign, annotated
WashPo August 2016 archive.is/MlZSa

FULL EVENT: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Charlotte, NC 8/18/16
youtu.be/IAjWtnGihYA

Trump pitches black voters: 'What the hell do you have to lose?'
CNN August 2016 archive.is/M4alp

FULL EVENT: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Dimondale 8/19/16
youtu.be/K678kE_bZq8

Trump brings message of unity to black church in Detroit
archive.is/ffexb

Full Speech: Donald Trump Speaks to African American Church in Detroit 9/3/16
youtu.be/sfZDKWo2LxE

Donald Trump Fought to Include Jews and Blacks at Palm Beach Golf Course
Impulse Today March 2016 archive.is/XdOQ5

Jessie Jackson introducing Donald Trump (1998)
youtu.be/iW9Xu35GUMY

Trump 80's Interview, Helping Inner Cities
youtu.be/gXZ-ydyUAXY

Fox news is coming on board. They are bluepilled GOP support and they are gearing for the Trump presidency now

Marie on suicide watch

You guys realize that if Hillary actually drops out of the debates her voterbase won't give a shit right? She should honestly do it, it's probably her best chance to win.

I wanna know how DMX feels.

I want to hug her

Nothing like waking up to coffee and trolling sociologists on twitter

She should do it

But does she have the balls to do it

It's not he hardcore base that would be put off.
Independents would frown on her if she ducked it, and it would surely hurt her.
Dodging the debates is unprecedented afaik.

media would cover for her anyway and find some way to make it look like Trump backed out

Y-you would hug me?

It was her best chance to win if she had pre-empted it the second she became the nominee.

It's too late now though. Hue

There's a small problem of him being dead, meaning he'll vote for Clinton

yes as long as you wanted

Ill blow you if u stop using up the image limit with nonsensical pics

kek

new trump song

youtube.com/watch?v=FGfSuU8Pxpg

>tfw NWA will never be great again

"I will not debate with Donald Trump because he is not a real candidate and can not be civil."
Literally all she has to say.

Calm down

RUDY ON FOX AND FRIENDS @ TOP OF THE HOUR

Carter dodged debates because he didn't want to debate with the independent candidate. That's why there was only one presidential debate in 1980, and it took place right before the election, and Reagan kicked Carter's ass.

No u

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Rocking a braless sweater

I miss the 80's

If she is unprepared to stand up to Trump, then she is clearly unprepared to stand up to the nation's enemies.

>Honestly, folks, believe me. Hillary shouldn't even be on this stage. Its a crooked system. Hillary was totally unfair, dishonest, and cheated Bernie Sanders. His people should be very upset right now. He should be up here with me. Hillary, you are only here because of political connections. You're crooked, a thief. A swindler.

Thank you for Correcting your Record

I can't help you Donald, I can't!

>tfw the media is so corrupt and lefties so entranced that it probably would have made her numbers go UP.

I'm assuming that the rationale for doing a debate is due either to COINTELPRO efforts by bitter moles in her campaign, or the assumption that Trump wouldn't be prepared.

1488D badminton tbqh

>▶

00:04:30, The Nation of Islam is on board the train.

youtube.com/watch?v=4eF9kGtyGec

Thats not a sweater

Thats millennial bullshit...Leave something up to the imagination

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>We could have been getting paid to meme trump, but we've been doing it for free all this time
fuck

I got paid though, you missed the boat

THE LEGIONS BOGDAN

>I miss the 80's
And who doesn't?

If kim really wanted to break the internet she would wear the head flowers with that European dress thing in a feild of grain

>Trump is buying advertising in New Mexico, meaning red New Mexico isn't just a meme
>post yfw the map in November looks exactly like 2004 + PA, MI, WI, ME, NH

Do you miss the grills or the gommunism? :^)

>ywn

Fresh from faceberg.

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Holy fuck kek

That girl exists

I miss the clarity.

It's 8 pm you fucking mong

The woman's trying. Can't we all just get along?

RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY

give me the rundown lads before the new thread --
which traditionally blue states has Trump put into play, and which ones has he flipped so far?
I know he won early voting in Florida, which no republican had done in ages, if ever.

>Kaepernick says America is not great, expresses his hate for it and just wants to shittalk it
>Trump says America is not great, expresses his love for it and wants to make it great again

It's literally the same thing, isn't it

>Trump says America is not great

Fuck off, he is saying America can be greater than it ever has before.

>Trump says make America great
>krapernick disrespects a symbol that people die for

Yeah same thing

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Straya, come on you can shitpost better than that. You're never going to reclaim your crown from the fucking leaf if that's all you've got.

Trump cannot and will not pass 266 electoral votes. It's his final glass ceiling.

NEW

>Hitllary has cancelled or postponed her trip to Charlotte

This is not a protest. I am watching a riot.

>t. increasingly nervous man

>Kaepernigger says America is not great, offers not solution other than gibs me dats and other dindu ""rhetoric"" handed to them by the Kikes
>Trump wants to make America great for EVERYONE, not just niggers or whites or kikes

ME, NH, RI, WI, MI, VA, PA, CT, and OR are all up for grabs. NV and NM are already solidly leaning his way.

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Hi Nate

Here I am, the servant of the lord

NEW

>my vote in Nevada will matter and get trump in the WH

Is this how Napoleon's men felt?

HERE AM I, SERVANT OF THE LORD

I'd rather Duke come out of this because as much as I hate him I'd rather not see a statue of one of the greatest president get destroyed by niggers

Kim kim is a little hottie

She's also trash celebrity. She'd be doing herself a world of good by getting the MAGA out

>mfw
Did y'all catch the article where some bitch doxxed Junior for hunting? Pic related

Praise dem double dubs !

She namedrops baphomet. Also (((Feinberg)))
google.com/amp/theconcourse.deadspin.com/that-idiot-on-your-hunting-message-board-might-be-donal-1786882492/amp?client=safari

Kek, I thank thee for these dubs which you, in your immeasurable wisdom and benevolence, have bestowed upon me