Fleshlight is the ultimate redpill in sexuality

explain stealth

>stealth

>Stealth

how oblivious do you have to be to ANYTHING to not recognize what that is in an instant

Are onaholes any good? I'm almost thinking of getting one of these things instead of using the usual, but it seems like a good idea to support j-list.

tb h it's better when women use toys rather than tyrone's dick

Onaholes have a better texture, but always research the product beforehand and make sure it's made out of bodysafe hypoallergenic material.

There are quite a few foreign pocket pussies made out of toxic materials that will poison or burn your dick.

Pretty oblivious. Now explain it,smartass.

wtf is stealth?

Looks like a pee pee user.

>feels better than a real vagina
Kek your virgin is showing

get on my level

I... I don't know what it's supposed to be...

any single man must have one.
Seriously it's the baest thing ever.
and it also doesnt talk!

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t. fleshlight salesman

Oh shit son be honest here. I already got my dick Jewed once. I don't need that to happen again.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding

:^)

gender neutral you cis male scum!

whats "stealth" ? is that like a knife wound ?

le urethra sex toy

The stealth hole is obviously the belly button. Or the urethra.

Why are threads like this not deleted?

>research
Just go on and ask for a good one.

Can anyone give a real review of that thing? Is it worth it or is it still better to do the job manualy? How do you clean that shit?

Anyone have the photo of a fleshlight inside a pussy being fucked?
Best of both worlds.

Could I pass the stealth off as a coin bank?

These things come with caps.
Stealth is SUPPOSED to mask the purpose of the device, since it doesn't portray anything sexual.
Its pretty much supposed to make friends who find it at your house, or security guys at the airport think its not a sex toy. Its just retarded tho.

Yup, it's true. There are good brands. Just do your research beforehand--read lots of reviews and all that.

I have a Lilith and it's good.

Or that, I guess. Unless someone is trolling u. >:D

It's "stealth" because it doesn't look like a vagina, mouth or butthole so if someone finds it they might not immediately know what it was.

Made in Spain lads

>gives no STD or disgusting children

Good goy. Dont have any kids

>if someone finds it they might not immediately know what it was.
Oh I guess this totally isn't a sex toy

Or one that looks like fucking a cock

Get the R 20 one, it's mkagnificent and literally perfect.

>struggle to make ends meet in the collapsing jewed economy
>breeding with a degenerate western whore
>see your children indoctrinated in the degenerate school system
>watch them turn into pinkhaired genderfluid coalburners
>get divorced and alimony
>suicide at 45 a broken shell of a man in a studio apartment

No thanks, senpai.

Yesterday I got my Julia+ onahole (pic related).

awesome thing

Hmm... reminds me of the Venus of Willendorf.

But wouldn't it be boring without a woman attached to it? No ass, legs, tits, face, all that good stuff. Might as well use my hands instead of buying stupid shit.

jesus christ germany

really dude, its awesome.

what?

What if a kid or someone super naive sees it?
There are still people that don't watch porn or know shit about sex toys, most people can't even tell the difference between a dildo designed for anal use and a dildo designed for vaginal use.

Like fucking a fetus with big tits.

Not weird at all.

Stealth looks like a small cunny

got myself some tenga eggs.

those feel great, the ornahole was too small, and a fleshligt is almost too small.

if your 2 year old finds it and fills it with coins, could you get the coins out or are they stuck in there forever?

It feels significantly better than your hand, that's the idea at least.

>not actually spending effort looking for a decent woman and redpilling your kids as they grow

Just because blacked.com and dailymail are real doesn't mean every woman is shit

Why is it shaped like a female body? What is the point?

Are you supposed to feel like you're fucking Tinkerbell?

It's definitely a big improvement. It takes a little preparation, so it's not exactly a hand replacement. I use both.

dude they'll never know that I have this one shirt that feels awesome on my dick unless I die while it's plastered in dried cum

if they find that thing they'll know exactly what it is

Look man, more power to you. You can "man up" and take the credit for being the vanguard if you make that white state.

I can barely take care of myself and see cunts wrecking people left and right. I'm not falling into that snare. Bitches are evil, as far as I'm concerned.

Or you can be a man and raise a proper family that can fight against future liberalism

It's to simulate homosexual sounding

I recently bought a Fleshlight. AMA

This remains of the limbless african child captioned as fleshlight.

Fucking degenerate tbqh fampai

Just make a homemade one with gloves and sponges

Which one did you get?

OP should take yoga. Then he can masturbate and suck cock at the same time.

>all this internalized misandry in this thread
Brothers, there is no need to be ashamed of our natural urges.
Let us rejoice and explore!

You need to be genocided asap, your existence is pathetic and waste of perfectly capable genes.

Jap toys are too small

Fpbp austribro

Refugees are out in the streets getting all the free pussy they can grab and poor Hans here is on Amazon ordering a pocket pussy. I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.

Good lad, you take one for the team.

I bought the Mini Lotus texture. I've read that is one of the best combination of realism and stimulation. It feels pretty good. Similar to a real pussy but tigher.

Just admit you prefer boipussy bro, it's a lot less gay than blaming your sexual frustration on grills

But its actually very nice to hold and use.
feels awesome on my dick, was fucking the thing for the first time yesterday and spend 2 hours pumping.
Great fun

Why so hostile?

>wanting german woman

Nah thanks I rather fuck good japanese onaholes.

Wish I had the one on the right, too bad that US customs love to destroy qt sex dolls for fun.

slutshaming vs stud praising

>it's always the man's fault
Whatever, woman and/or sex traitor.

like fucking the spinal chord of a fairy

>qt

so why do they have the faces of middle aged men?

you are not looking for the right ones
I heard good things of vacuum witch

J-list is a terrible site that marks things up by 100% sometimes. If you want an onahole read the general on /jp/ and order straight from Japan.

Really though user just try to find a red pilled chick instead of fucking a plastic tube. Try finding a good catholic girl, prots are all for "sexual freedom"

> want to have a cute anime onahole
> not sure if it would get into my shitty country and I wont get v&

A pringles bottle with sponges and latex glove is nice aswell, I guess...

Don't want the normal western fleshlights. They look disgusting for some reason.

>J-list
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You losers get more pathetic everyday

They're pretty good, feels 10/10. There is usually a cap on the other end you unscrew and just wash the cum through. It's pretty easy.

This is just the same regurgitated shit that's been memeposted since the dawn of Cred Forums.

No one gives a fuck.

What is it? A vending machine?

dude you gotta get a nice japanese onahole. these things are mindblowing

I don't trust women anymore. It's not going to happen.

Also I know too much about them now, and the prospect of modifying my behavior, doing a little jig, and "wooing" them feels way too degrading. I'm not going to shape my life around some child-brained roastie.

If you follow the guide ou should be fine. check the Canada section in the case your country has loli banned.

I'm not hostile, I'm just speaking the truth. Besides
what said. Also if you are looking to improve and stop fucking rubber plastic and actually be somebody in your pathetic otaku influenced life, I can recommend /nofap/
Look it up, I was pretty much like you with no goal in life and only salvation was beating the meat and porn. Completely turned my life around,I even stopped evaluating girls based on tiers, I go after everything- you can't even believe how much fapping damages you mentally and psychically. Anyway, good luck, hope I won't have to genocide you in the coming race war.

Do you have one? Would you say it's worth it?

I had one and I think it's impossible to use it everyday unless you want raw dick or have completely nothing to do.
I threw it away after a few months because I was using it too much. It's a bitch to heat up the lube, clean it, etc. It feels like a chore but otherwise it's awesome.