Tfw never lost a war

>tfw never lost a war

Feels good being the superior country!


Now if you will excuse me there is a mcdonalds hamburger with my name on it!

God bless

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You lost the war on drugs though, m8.

My country never lost a war either. Since the founding of the Irish Republic its been
Ireland 1 : 0 United Kingdom.

nam, lol

Never won a war either...

>vietnam

Well, you still haven't won Vietnam.

>vietnam

We lost the war on obesity.

Kek

Lost the milennium challenge

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

>Nam
>Iraq
>Civil war

Pls.

You lost Vietnam because the Democrats made you pull out.

youtube.com/watch?v=wTSLRbm8L9E&t=120

you've clearly been subjugated by a members of a certain religion - nothing to be proud of

>Lost the race war

We were on the verge of winning vietnam. Its just that the college lefties made us surrender because muh baby killers.

Fuck off you unaustralian fuck. We won that, lost the war on new age media broadcasting the bombing of women and children.

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Sage

Never happened

>what is Vietnam

EIGHT
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>White House burned to the ground
>i-it's a draw, g-guys

You've lost the culture war with the Left, how can you still be happy?

>Iraq.
>Vietnam.
>Destroy Syria and blame it on the Russians.

MURICA.

SHART.

Denial, denial and more denial, wrapped in a fake freedom package

Maybe if the President was killed in the fire we'd have a case, but as it is who cares?

Vietnam and Iraq. Now get outta here, fuccboi.

You lost a war on Emus m8

Nigger, what is a potato?

>You lost the war on drugs though, m8.
The war on drugs is a thinly disguised scheme for the CIA to manage the drug trade you dumb cunt

True, you'd never have the balls to do what Duterte is doing in the Phillipines

>brits only sign of victory was burning a building down

>didnt even kill anyone important

Go drink tea!

>We were on the verge of winning vietnam. Its just that the college lefties made us surrender because muh baby killers.
We actually forced a peace treaty and pulled out.
Commies reneged on it and there wasn't political support to go back in and thank God.
To many American lives were lost so the CIA could control the regions heroin and so defense contractors could make a killing.
Not to mention the untold loss of life of the regions innocent civilians

FALSE

You lost the Red Cloud's War in 1868

Try again, AmeriCAN'T

He's also in the wrong.
Drugs should 100% be legal

>Americans lost a war to a man unironically named Man Afraid of His Horse's Hump

Top kek.

>lost the war
>tribes are in reservations or no longer exist, US owns land
>lost

DELETE THIS

you've never been at war with the united kingdom, it was more of a skirmish, the only war you have had was against yourselves like the barbaric potato niggers you are

>lost against wooden spears and feathers
What the fuck

>A bong cherry picking a minor conflict between less than 3k belligerents who still lost their territory years later

How's that whole sun not setting over the British Empire :^)

Civil war m80

Even if we didn't really lose Nam (we did) we still lost
>1812
>Bay of pigs

There are currently no McDonald's burgers available because it's "breakfast"

Muzzle loading rifles and outnumbered 3-1.
Also cut entirely off from supply lines is how savages beat an army of that era.
British lost countless battles due to this during their colonizing days.

op obviously lives on the other side of the country

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Alright, you lost Vietnam too

How's that for a "minor conflict" matey? :^)

Dude, vietnam

Bay of pigs was a covert operation supporting a rebel group not a war

1812 wasn't a loss either it was a stalemate on both sides.
British were expelled from American soil and our invasion of what is now Canada was repulsed.

It was however a political victory because it ended the British from forcing American merchant sailors into military service

youtube.com/watch?v=HCrDp2DZIGs

See
If we left Korea today and the north invaded and somehow managed to win we wouldn't have suddenly"lost" the Korean war.

If you actually scroll down through the article or in general weren't an ignorant cunt you'd already know this

>complain about Britain impressing British sailors serving on American ships
>invade Canada while Britain is distracted by fighting the entirety of Europe under Napoleon
>invasions defeated
>get capital burned
>win one battle after peace is signed
>"lol it was a stalemate"
>Britain defeats Napoleon, and therefore no longer has to impress sailors
>doesn't agree not to do it in future
>"lol it was a political victory for us"

>tfw never lost a war

Feels good being the superior country!

>>complain about Britain impressing British sailors serving on American ships
>>invade Canada while Britain is distracted by fighting the entirety of Europe under Napoleon
>>invasions defeated
>>get capital burned
>>win one battle after peace is signed
>>"lol it was a stalemate"
>>Britain defeats Napoleon, and therefore no longer has to impress sailors
>>doesn't agree not to do it in future
>>"lol it was a political victory for us"
You just agreed with me in a snarky tone.
We aren't discussing what could happen were discussing what did happen and the British were forced out of America and the goal of ending harassment of merchant ships was achieved.
This is historical fact Nigel

>> never lost a war
>> vietnam

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I know you guys probably don't give a shit.
But reddit or 9gag have just obliterated about 8 threads on Cred Forums and I can't get anyone to give a shit.
I've generally learnt not to bother you guys with this coz I'll just get a ban.
But I know that when ever you want an army, you make it happen.
So I just woundered if any of you gave enough of a shit about the insult to do anything about it?

We also utterly crushed the British supported Indian Confederacy they were trying to have installed

Cred Forums

>Man afraid of his horses hump

South Vietnam lost

>W-we almost won Nam guys!
Remind me what it's called when you almost win?
PROTIP-The answer is losing.

>the British were forced out of America
Except Canada was still there. If you think that Britain not seizing American territory to punish America for starting a war counts as a win, then good for you, I guess.
>the goal of ending harassment of merchant ships was achieved
Nothing to do with America, though. It ended because Britain defeated Napoleon, and America received no guarantee that it wouldnt' happen the next time she went to war. America could have sat on its arse for three years, not had its economy wrecked, and accomplished the same result.

Face it: Britain beat you so hard that New England almost dropped off.

>Except Canada was still there. If you think that Britain not seizing American territory to punish America for starting a war counts as a win, then good for you, I guess.
Perhaps actually read the treaties signed instead of spewing propaganda.
We got the British to pull out of the great lakes permanently and ended the British supported Indian Confederacies which lead to a very large land expansion which wouldn't have been possible if the British succeeded.

By every definition it was a military stalemate and a overall political victory as we got more out of it than we lost.

>Claims never lost a war
>Vietnam

Kek

you may not have lost a war but you have lost yourselfs

also you lost to us vietnamese because you thought we were fighting for communism lol

*yourselves

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You bros were with us

>Korean war
The North Koreans and Chinese DESTROYED the Americans/UN when they went above the 38th parallel and tried to unite Korea

>Vietnam
The Vietkong raped Americans a new asshole.

>Somalia
Delta Force and US special forces got their shit pushed in by Africans.

>We got the British to pull out of the great lakes permanently
You mean you got the British armies which had invaded and occupied American territory to return to their starting point. That's what status quo ante bellum means. Again, if you think that's a success, then good for you.

>ended the British supported Indian Confederacies
These would be the Indian Confederacies that the British hadn't actually supported in any practical way until the Americans declared war and invaded Canada? Except in the feverish imaginations of fevered American frontiersmen, who took a break from fucking knotholes greased up with lard to claim that the Indian raids that frequently humiliated them were organised by the eternal Anglo?

>we got more out of it than we lost.
Sure you did:
'If, in the early nineteenth-century, defeat in war lay in the inability to continue fighting while an opponent was able to do so, then, despite its victory at New Orleans in January 1815, the United States was defeated in the Anglo-American War of 1812. The Americans had failed to occupy Canada, either as a bargaining-counter or permanently, as Jefferson, Madison and Gallatin had earlier agreed. Even more importantly, the Royal Navy's economic warfare, in the form of its commercial and naval blockades, had deprived the United States of the financial means to continue fighting beyond the first few months of 1815.'

'The American merchant fleet was never again as relatively important to the American economy as it had been before 1812. The relative diversion of investment funds from merchant shipping became permanent. The American government had declared war after seeking to secure a maritime trading advantage during Britain's prolonged war in Europe. For largely commercial reasons, it had interposed itself between Britain and its French enemy, and the American merchant fleet had paid the price.'

Vietnam

I wonder who could be behind this post. Good goyim, divide yourselves.

>Japan BTFO of USA at pearl harbor
>USA responds by dropping 2 nukes on Japanese civilians.

Truly a country with no honour at all, who always stoop lower then the rest to draw even. Even now in Syria they "accidently" bomb the allies and fuck up a ceasefire. Truly scum, who only wreck other nations.

underrated

Damn it, I felt a faint glimmer of hope when I got to Cred Forums and saw what the top thread was about. Was hoping you was gonna get a bit territorial and big brother style protective over Cred Forums.
I just feel shit now though, I've been clinging hold of that shit hole for so long and I knew it was bad but I thought it could still put up a fight.
Probably my fault, I maybe should have used a more subtle tactic to rally some troops together.

>MUH 6 GORILLION

How'd that work out, Kikey Von Ashtray?

>shows up late to both wars
>acts like they were the sole reason why they won the war

america tends to get a bit big for its britches when in reality they are just lucky they were isolationists during this time and could run the factories 24/7 without worrying about it getting bombed

We got our asses kicked in vietnam.

President tucked tail and ran

Symbol of America right there

War of 1812 - bunch of Canadian farmers and British reserves (UK being busy dealing with a serious - unlike US at that time - rival in the form of Napoleonic France) thrash you senseless for 2 years, Royal Navy sinks your entire fleet, Washington D.C. gets burn to the ground.

Crying burgers try to claim that their hilarious failed attempt at conquering Canada ended in a 'draw' becuase the UK graciously agreed to a return to the Status Quo Ante Bellum once the war was done.

well I said country, there wasnt Israel back then

all your wars were wars for wars sake. you were never protecting anyone from anything, least of all yourselves.

americans = just some dumb faggots with tanks
nazis = just some faggots with tanks
communists = just some faggots with tanks
isis = just some dumb faggots with no tanks

pls burgerland leave all the faggots alone and just make corn or whatever

>Never lost a war

Alright real talk, does America seriously not recognise that they lost the Vietnam War?

Non est verum

Andrew Jackson assfucking the british at the Battle of New Orleans means Murca won that war...you limey, muzzie cum guzzling tinker twats. Don't give a shit that the battle occured after the peace treaty.

>not being useless rats getting carried by the biggest military powerhouse
Oh shit nigger

>300 killed total on both sides
>Assfucking

Meanwhile in Europe
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Pyrenees

You used atomic bomb to kill millions of innocents. And you are proud of it? You can't think you belong in heaven after this. Your place is in hell my friend.

Your name is Ronald?

Holy shit it must feel good to betray his fellow brothers for jews and niggers.

Good job muricans


Tell me, what exactly did you get out of it but a nigger as president, 60% white and getting shot by nignogs and cops?

>>tfw never lost a war

Vietnam
WW2 (jews won)
Cold war
Afghanistan
war on drugs

picck one amerifat.

Only war you've actually won is muracon war of independence

Shut up, Hans. You fucking sausage niggers can't run a country or fight a winning war. Your people are degenerate butt chugging, hirsute arm-pitted pornography producers who hate yourselves so much you built a fucking video empire on scat movies and femdon dick whipping.

No we just fought on the wrong side instead.

Are you talking about Vietnam?

>can't run a country or fight a winning war.
Shut you you americunt.
Your shithole that you call country hasnt even been a british colony when we fought and won wars. And now you have a fucking nigger as president. You are literally the most cucked country from all of us, yet you make fun of others and pride yourselfs in being cucked.

Not to mention what great empires we brought to their knees.

Something you retards wont ever be able to do alone. You only get us to our knees when we are fighting the whole world for years.

Germans literally did it all. Greatest minds,musicians,military,poets, etc.

Is that pic from a movie?