Post your political compasses

Post your political compasses.

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How exactly can you be authoritarian right? What is the meaning of 'left' and 'right' anyway in this diagram?

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Hobbes + Keynes, I would suppose.

Almost identical as me.

Purple Master Race

Well here's mine.

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Trump 2016

Political compass is the worst politics test on the internet and I have no idea whypeople post this garbage constantly. Not only is the test so obviously loaded to land most people in the green square, but the very first question is so fucking stupid it should instantly turn anyone off from taking it.

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heres mine

What does the 1312 stand for?

In France I'm considered as a far right because most French people are fiscally socialists.
I will place you the main political paries of France.

1312=ACAB=All Cops Are Bastards

How'd I do?

Left/right stands for control or management of the economy. Right being free market and left central planning.

>Right being free market
its a bit more complex than that

>FN
>Left

Dissappointing af. I don't know what I expected from fedorafags, though. Thanks bruh

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On economic questions FN is communist, that's why poor people and people who don't understand economics are so seduced by FN.

FN could be renamed National Communist.

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>National
>Communist

How can people not understand that those views are absolutely contradictory? Communism assumes that a ,,nation" is a false product of feudalism, and class is a more important category than so called nationality. All communists are internationalists.

Yeah, a Communist living by Communist morals opposes all forms of state because it legitimizes the opposite of their view.

National Communist would be Bolshevist, though. They're really just Socialists.

Find a more accurate term, knowing that FN is keynesian, for planed economy, against free trade and nationalist.

We pretty close :)

Who else /blue/ here?

Keynesian in an actual way or Keynesian in the, "hurr durr I'm a Ricardian but I'll call my Keynesian," way?

i am happy with mine

I can dig it. MAGA.

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Keynesian in the actual way.

I'd go for good ol' NatSoc. Communists are hell-bent on fighting the church, tradition and national identity on every level, calling them nationalist under any circumstances is some kind of a joke.

Real men

Women

NatSoc aren't truly, "Socialists," as it were. The name was going to be National Revolutionary Party, but Rudolf Jung suggested to name it National Socialist to get votes.

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Are you a helicopter pilot?

>What is political theory 101.

Pretty hard to answer 100% true to NA questions :/

This is wrong.

masterrace

This test is totally worthless. It's so inaccurate.

no

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Underrated.

I agree. Lacks a lot of context treating everything as black and white.

Far-right Authoritarian should be a Jewish yamaka (Rothschild's, Soros, etc.)

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huh, and all this time I thought I was a democrat voting for trump to save my party from itself.

y'ello

Nah. Pinochet's a cool guy, though.

Link to test?

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>unironically being a bootlicker in any form
yes, we need the governent to tell us how to marry and make sure we're eating the correct breakfast and reading proper literature :^)

I don't know how I feel about this.

refer to

I'm a lurker so...

politicaltest.net/en

And 16personalities.com/ for pic related.

All of you who fall in the top right, why do you hate Freedom? You know that's where Obama is, right?

Why do you want the Government to regulate your existence? Why do you want the Government to interfere with business? Why do you falsely claim to be a Conservative when you are really just a Fascist?

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>Obama
>freedom
Kek

wow, a sane person on Cred Forums, never thought I'd see the day.

The questions are fucked. I agree with one aspect of a single question, but I disagree with another. On top of this, the questions are too central and vague, and there are so many underlining assumptions that they make.

Do you even reading comprehension bro?

Here I guess.

Varying definitions of freedom. We don't believe in Mills' definition because we see that everything has an indirect effect on something else.

Is it good ?

Literally every single time.

No, I mean he misinterpreted what he said. He said Obama was blue, in other words, against freedom. Besides, in my mind, there's freedom and there's not. Of course limits need to be imposed on freedom for society to function, but I'd prefer these limits were the least invasive on my personal life as much as humanly possible.

>Nazi goes full pinochet
i like it

Soros is far left. How do you even get this wrong?

Blue is not against Freedom. Blue is the, "Arbeit Macht Frei," square. Read what I said again: the definitions of freedom vary.

Social limits do, likewise, need to be defined. I'm going to recommend Putnam's, "Bowling Alone," if you'd like some reasoning to that.

I'm not sure how I would even describe my political alignment anymore. I don't like the term "libertarian" anymore because too many libertarians are pacifist losers and they support Gary Johnson.

>bottom left
>good
pick one

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Bottom left is literally pants on head retarded and you probably contradicted yourself during the test.

don't see one similar to mine often.

Modern Libertarians, especially the Libertarian party, are nothing like the Libertarians of yore such as Friedman, Rothbard, etc. They're more Libertine.

rate me

Guess I'm not pol material. What Do?

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commie

The freedom of too many incompetent people to make too many bad decisions is harmful to society and constrains the freedom of virtuous and responsible people

Blue are closet neocons, deal with it

might as well post mine, even though this test is still shit. A lot of the questions are aimed at a 2000ish context.

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Quiz is really poor tbqh, lots of poorly built questions and I have my doubts about what PC considers to be "left" and "right" so beyond the entry-level entertainment value it's pretty meaningless.

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I got the same. I opposed the all races and classes are equal kind of questions, and chose to stick to your own kind. Opposed forcing religious values as well.

((HITLERING INTENSIFIES))

I don't definite myself as a Liberal Patriot but hey.

on your quiz i'm slightly above the authoritarian line

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Can someone post the "pilots the helicopters, can be controlled, rides in helicopters"

No. Soros pretends to be far-left but in actuality he's totally pro-big banks. He just as easily supports Ukrainian Neo-nazis as he does BLM.

So close to Hitler...

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What the fuck does mine mean

How are you guys not near the center? I did this a few months back, and I was negative .30 down, now I'm about .25 to the left and .30 down, after months of Cred Forums

What's contradicting? When you believe that gays should be able to adopt, and you dont give a fuck about what goes in their bedroom, but you feel like they're being too open and bitchy about it?

Pretty centrist with a slight tendency towards left wing economics and social authoritarianism

>The freer the market, the freer the people

HIGLY DISAGREE

Cheers senpai

Anyone else /sad/ for the delusional retards in the top right?

A lot of these questions are fucking retarded.
This chart has a liberal bias, imo.

nicememe

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Hitler-lite

this test is poop. I dont know why its the standard. It makes no distinction between your personal feelings and what you feel the role of government should be. It also doesnt assess what your reasoning behind the choice you made is, which is far more important to determining political ideology than the choice itself.

The entire point of this compass was to get DUDE WEED LMAOs into the Libertarian Party.

Thread/

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>On economic questions FN is communist,

kill yourself

wew

It may be in the wording of questions that would try to get people to change their views.

But a 2-d plane allows more distinctions than the left-right spectrum does.

I agree. This also lacks quite a few things in regards to important issues such SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

Nice try Ahmed.

Now go read some Adam Smith and realize why you are wrong.

rate this

lmao @ anyone who's too insecure or retarded to be in the purple

plz no bully

yeah the test is pretty bad

read Milton Friedman, and look around you you'll see why his policy failed miserably

>FN
>Literally Stalin
wat

>le men are right wing and women are left wing meme

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It's spelled yarmulke.

It's not just a meme, faggot.

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ITT: communist "alt right" faggotry

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Not an argument.

No being mean...

I could probably tolerate you as a neighbor

How so? It's mostly spammed on alt-right shitholes like Cred Forums and some other right wing circlejerks.

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r8 me senpai

My brothers gf is pretty dumb

>How are you guys not near the center?
Centrist pieces of trash.

My fucking god I literally got the same exact position as you the second time I took the test

Fuck off you facist/communist/retarded liberal/full blown right wing conservatard/national socialist FUCK FACE

All righty then

Yeah, we don't fucking delude ourselves. There's a reason why most centrist are atheist, given they still hold religious values. You fucks try to delude yourselves into thinking you're 100% right and it has to go a certain way when that's not the case. It's the same concept that liberals hold, it's the same concept that nihilists hold, it's the same concept that right wing extremists hold.

Look at the facts, and answer the questions without the exterior influence of what your beliefs want you to choose, and you'll probably be a centrist. I'm sorry you feel like you need to hold a certain set of beliefs because it comforts you knowing you have an "identity".

>heavy meme usage
>doesn't take the fucking joke

I hold most of the same ideals as you (not exactly sure what you meant by "religious" values, though).

I don't think I'm 100% right, or that anything has to go a certain way. I completely believe that shit can always be worse than it is right now. If there is a god, then he sure as hell has it out for me and a lot of people I know.

Not a lot of fellow purples in here

A little disappointed. I don't feel like a lefty

>political compass
>it's a "western traditionalism is the only form of social authoritarianism" episode

I'm here friendo.

By throwing gommies out of helicopters.

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These are myspace-tier threads.

>HAI GUISE FILL OUT THIS INTERNET QUESTIONAIRE

You're all literally faggots, go back

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>You're all literally faggots
Says the biggest faggot.

If you get anything other than nationalist, traditionalist, or fascist you might as well just kill yourself.

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What is the right most test?

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Still a lolbertarian. Pol hasn't converted me just yet.

Rate me

im not a lefty btw
why do i get this?
used to be up right before pol

we're nearly identical

cool

I always wondered that so I made this chart. Grey areas are impossible forms of government in my opinion.

>no ancap

Crappy test. Loaded questions and some "questions" you can only answer one way without contradicting reality.

I left the extreme bottom-right open for anarchy.

>all these boot lickers

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Youre not alone

i love my country

>Cuckservative
Wew lad

Jew

Free helicopter rides/10

Radicalise yourself, or kill yourself

Tinfoil fedora tier

Good lad

Acceptable

Leppo

Irredeemable. Gas chamber for you.

>Progressive
Die, turkroach.

>politicalcompass.org/test
We should have a drink some time.

Before, during, after my first year of college.

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Leppo coming through.

It's always yanks in the purple. I should've been an American desu

>free economy n shieeettt

Don't bother with this piece of shit, it deliberately skews the results to make you think you are left winged

Ancap is a meme

Don't mind me, just the true master race posting here.

How are people on here in the red and green? Gas yourselves.

Literally

IKTF

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Every day I slide farther and farther to the right

ayy

We're the only ones who understand freedom

I feel like i should be further up but whatever heil hitler

thats it
whats the link

see

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If you aren't purple you're shit.

This site has taken a huge down turn and there's also a huge reduction in purples (neofags). No coincidence!

nah if your not green your mean

>Left Leaning
>Has shit grammar

I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

purples are neofags

This man knows what's up. I'm If you're green, a massive faggot.

No fag. The trumpkike "God emperor muh kek" kids are the neofags.

So much green and blue these days. Gross!

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>that lack of anarchism

Haram

Some questions were random as fuck desu

idk
both purples and greens used to be much less often before
it used to be on blue side like putin's votes in siberia with a few reds and purples (99% of time from usa)

How long ago you talking? I used to see loads of purples even around the influx of newfags during the Zimzam trial.

Nowadays it seems like it's mostly blue and green.

Mainly because I unfortunately play the Devil's advocate too often. I'd rather have less government, but I can understand that what we have now isn't the worst it could be.

when the alt right scared off most of the purple oldfags

>implying

the test even seems to be biased toward green. methinks the makers of the test are green

Weird, I used to be slightly more left and way more authoritarian. I don't even think I changed my answers that much.

Ive only really seen the "alt right" shit take hold during the recent trump race

I've seen purple decline for years though.

A fucking Ancap.

But seriously, can somebody help a newfag out? What's the link to that bar chart test?

I've taken the political compass test before, and it always makes me a worthless welfare faggot because I care about the environment.

Just went through this real quick. I think I failed the test.

>ancap
>national liberal
>national
>ancap

politicaltest.net/en

Which quiz is that?

kek, thanks.

(-5,7)

nevermind

See

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Most likely. Political science majors are usually the ones to make the tests.

really old oldfags were all either stormfags (which altright put in their place) or purples (mostly this, who also got screwed over by the alt right)

altright formed when traditionalists like me started messing things up

purple is basically nonconformist edgy liber(something) from the old old times which is facing stormfags fate more and more aggressive liberal stuff gets pushed and more people embrace traditionalism

So?What do you guys think?

What am I missing here?
politicalcompass.org/euchart

I doubt I'll be a stormfag ever.

National liberalism is by far good enough for all the racial purists stormfags, and anyone who is a muh degeneracy poster can fuck off. Literally stop liking what I don't like.

In my filteries test I only checked off immigration for certain countries, there is no reason classical liberalism can't have a homogenous state.

r8

>social patriot
Ayy, nice way to say national socialist.
I used to be there.

Prime helicopter tossing material.

it's shit

Thanks anyway

Too pacifistic for my taste, among other things.

>communistic
>anarchistic
Pick one. Have some principles.

>tfw unopinionated shit

how do I improve Cred Forums

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ayyyyy,
iam bad news.

Boy are we related?

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it is like this:

this used to be anglo(stormfag)-saxon(purples) place when normans(traditionalists) came and formed english (alt-right) culture

now im a norman and i dont like your filthy anglosaxon ways so this place must be enlightened

these bars are too hard to read i like the square one better

Roll up some weed, my dudes!

does this make me a rational person, or just a huge pushover?

WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE A NEO-CON?

Lolbertarians out REEEEE

Step over to the right, please.

Your daily reminder that the green square can only exist in the human imagination

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stole my pic wtf

>All these fucking pinkos

Is this good

Enlightened by your lefty economics, statism and religicucks banning "degeneracy"?

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>britfag loves state boot

kek

Maybe I'll try putting emphasis on certain things.

you simplify it too much and mistake some things, but roughly yes

I used to try to correct the OPs of these stupid fucking threads by asking them to use a political compass that WASN'T designed by leftist Jewish political science undergrads with the intention of shilling for the left. Who cares anymore? If you Cred Forums faggots want to take a poorly written, left-biased political compass test and then masturbate over the inaccurate results and "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?", as if the test was accurate or meaningful enough to mean anything by your position on the axes, go ahead. It's not like this board hasn't gone to shit anyway.

I do not wish for someone who is religious to dictate what I can do in my life based on their superstitious fairytale nonsense.

>he's in denial about being a lefty

M8

There are multiple tests ITT as well, the one in the op just happens to be the most popular.

newfag spotted

He just admitted a couple post later that purples aren't newfags, I'm not sure what this guys deal is desu

then you wont like whats coming comrade

incoming regress to religious traditionalism

for times people like you have been screwing people like me over
enjoy this time you have left m8

yeah but everyone patronizes the shitty four color one and nobody has posted the GOOD one (gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html)

Start reading about cultural / economic ideas that interest you.

Religious fags have been screwing people over longer than anyone. People are growing out of your stupid superstitious bullshit, soon enough only third world shitholes will be majority religious.

it's an obnoxious and ill informed shill tactic to call libertarians newfags, and call stormniggers "oldfags"

I have no tolerance for these cancers. Stormfront's invasion ruined this board.

rate

who else right center

ahahahahhahaahha
you spend all your time hating on the establishment when they are the ones that actually work for you
your allies traditionalists from are with you as long as it suits us to take down the establishment
after its gone enjoy all your rights taken away

About the same for me.

wtf!
>am against comunism
>compass says im more attracted to left.....

>the establishment bunch of elite statists work for me

lmao

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Reference

This one is older though.

it's about the same for some people, for others it's very different

take this one gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html

Is this you?

much more libertarian than i expected

let me explain
remember how bashar was horrible but in reality he is actually the only one holding islamists not to get crazy

its same
either you accept this establishment or us

>posting this newfag shit meme

Wew

Proved me right nigger

I choose neither.

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>Not nationalistic
>Not reactionary
>Not authoritarian

Gas yourself.

Literally cuckservative.

Are you jewish?

You need to cure yourself of that liberalism

And I'm sure it'll continue to change. Political beliefs are a function of needs, desires, and environments.

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wew

oh just stop shitposting, commie

>And I'm sure it'll continue to change. Political beliefs are a function of needs, desires, and environments.
No, you're just an impressionable idiot.

Still here screaming fuck lying Shillary, and Bernie was a joke

gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
>gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
>gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html

the four color one is shit

I'm the same as your august 2016

I went from a liberal cuck to a modest to right wing

Thank you Cred Forums

The ideologies you support definitely change as your needs changed. What I wanted my government to do and not do when I lived on my family's farm during up to high school is very different than what I want it to do now that I live in the city. Before I thought tax money to state supported recreation should be cut. Why should I pay for a bunch of stuff I would never get to see? Now that I actually live not in the middle of nowhere, my admiration for state parks, greenways, and museums is more than ever before. Also went without health insurance for a while, and everyone needs health insurance, but before that I always looked down on people who didn't have it. Why should I pay more in taxes to give poor people insurance? That is until you actually go without it yourself and have a health emergency. Same with government research, always preferred private industry until I became a researcher with a stipend myself. Continuing to support the same politics in conflict with your changing lifestyle, experiences, needs, and wants is just stubbornness.

>is just stubbornness

No it's not. Some people have morals and beliefs on what is right outside of "hmm I wonder what I can do to best serve myself right now".

I love Liberty for liberties sake. Freedom is its own goal and own reward. You clearly don't understand what it means to actually have a political opinion or viewpoint.

Well would you look at that

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Fucking die already you pinko commie bastard

T.Hispanic for trump

Fundamentalist + Socialist =

>The ideologies you support definitely change as your needs changed.
No, faggot. I have believed the same things for the past two decades (more or less) based on intense debate. Flip-flopping all over the place just indicates that you only ever had the basest of understandings about the issues and never had any strong beliefs to begin with, or, if you did, for very shallow reasons.

>government should provide everything I need!
fuck off parasite

Can't have your cake and eat it to fag

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I hate this quiz
It's clearly left leaning
>It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society.
that's exactly how a liberal would frame their argument against wall street when they have no idea what it does

rate my score

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What am I?