Whatever these things are called thread

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"White people should just die!" It's like they don't realize what kind of hell they are asking for

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needs less text otherwise its good

/r/ing the jimmy fallon one

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My favorite

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All out lads, cheers.

>our ancestors built

Your ancestors were degenerate migrants who stole the land from the natives, fatty.

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this guy's face makes me laugh every time

what the fuck are they called then you fucking faggot

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This is absolutely correct though. Terror hysteria is retarded. Statistically, it's not even worth mentioning.

>stole
We traded them shiny beads.

Then we took the rest by right of conquest.

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I noticed you had to add things that are never claimed

so I spruced it up

>by right of conquest

So terrorists have a right to attack you. Got it. Strange that you nevertheless cry so much about it when it happens, fatty Mc fatterson.

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lol you stupid fucking german. We have the right ot their land because we took it, and if the indians wanna try again and manage to beat us, they have a right to it. And so on and sor forth. But we actually like to fight back against shitskins, unlike you. Wait a second. My mistake for assuming youre even fucking german lmao. Hey Ahmed!

Sure terrorist have the right to attack us. They want to take shit over and they're more than welcome to attempt so. Instead of providing resistance, any sort of push back to terrorists/invaders attacking our own homelands is suppressed. We're all playing the same game, but by different rules which would make the game unfair don't you agree?

They always do this.

Almost every one of those anti-Nazi/leftypol counter-signal memes is too fucking verbose with like a four inch block of supposedly witty shit that doesn't make you laugh.

This is the best one yet because it applies to both sides

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>what's the difference between a religion and a political party

So are these retarded on purpose? That's the joke, right?

MILO FAgs BTFO

Islam is both political and religious movement. That's why islamic countries are such hell holes of human rights because they're ruled according to sharia, and that's why muslims have such hard time with integrating to european culture.

>whoever wins is right; that's why slaughtering innocent people with superior weapons is totally fine!
>it's unfair if somebody has an advantage!

Are you really this retarded or just pretending, bitchblood Amerishit?

It's called theocracy, honey. That doesn't turn Islam into a political party. There were Christian theocracies as well. Does this mean all Christians are responsible for their actions?

>whoever wins is right; that's why slaughtering innocent people with superior weapons is totally fine!
You're right. We should only use axes and other crude handheld weapons.

They tried to pull this on Farage with an Enoch Powell quote and he basically ends up praising him on the immigration and doubles down. Top kek.

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I love this one, you will never heard a liberal say: "If Trump wins, I'm gonna go to Mexico!".

Decent people don't slaughter innocent people and steal their land at all. But decency is obviously a foreign concept to degenerate Amerishits.

>be kraut
>literally invent shit porn
>claim to know anything about decency

>0.25€ im Bankkonto hinterlegt!

which is literally how every nation came into being you fucking krautcuck

So you guys seriously don't see how this image reveals how full of shit you are?

>I care about my culture

No you don't. You do absolutely nothing against the dilution of your culture. Hell, Amerishits never really had a culture to begin with. It was always a clusterfuck of foreign influences and nothing more. But even so-called "patriots" in Europe don't give two shits about their culture. They're fine with all cultural invasions and are compltely illeterate when it comes to their traditions and classics. But as soon as brown people show up, they flip their shit and pretend that it's about "protecting culture".

>literally invent shit porn

We didn't write your """constitution""".

>Whatever these things are called thread
Smuggies

you smell of libtard choke on a dick faggot

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You're talking so much shit that your dentist must be a proctologist.

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so easy to spot those cucks

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Smuggies

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Blacks destroy countries.
Whites build countries.

You would say that is because of cultural reasons.

OC from a few days ago

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>stole
kys, hans. dont you have to get back to prepping your wife's boyfriend?

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This one's great

>race and IQ can't have any link because that's inconvenient for my entire worldview, so stop talking about it

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Some OC I made a while back.

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>Aksum, Ghana, Ajuuran, Ethiopia, Kongo, Songhai, Mali, Ashanti, Mombosa, Obama, Ooga Booga
>Civilizations
Pick one

it's part of the humour, but i wouldn't expect a german to understand.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

>germany
>calling anyone else degenerates

Islam has inherent laws. This is known as Sharia.

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I need an Australian.png
And the Centralist one of these plox

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kek so true

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>triggered
stay butt-ravaged, Hanz Mohamed

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>So terrorists have a right to attack you.
It's a figure of speech you dolt.

We had the power to take the land from the natives so we did, it's as simple as that.

You have no rights that you can't guarantee yourself with a weapon.

>Strange that you nevertheless cry so much about it when it happens, fatty Mc fatterson.
I think the last time I even blinked at a terrorist attack was when I was thirteen and 9/11 happened. Our niggers do more damage in a month than ISIS has done since their inception.

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the lizard part ruins it

I think this works well.

Nice/10.

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>Support Trump? Haha. He's not a real conservative I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton. Haha. What's a real conservative? Fuck you anti-Semite. Facts don't care about your feelings, lol.

lurking, great bread

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strawman arguments

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There are also scientific studies disagreeing with the idea of global warming, all pol does is disagree with the idea that GLOBAL WARMING IS 100% REAL VOTE GREENS NOW OR WE WILL ALL DIE, since there's evidence suggesting reasonable doubt

I think this would be funnier if the guy had a commie cap and clothing from various brands. Maybe a Starbucks in hand or iPhone in one of the front pockets

I'll tweak that for you if you give me a few minutes.

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What do you expect from plebbit and plebbit illegal immigrants?

Still, Milo is a useful idiot that can be used as an entry-point for liberals into the right wing just like Alex Jones, Stefan Molyneux, Gavin McInnes, The_Donald and their ilk.

we have not reached a consensus on that

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Requesting again, Google won't gib me Aussie PNG. And that Centralist strawman ploxz

>pol is one person

It just reminded me of my image, lad.

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They were fellow Germans like you that were strong and determined enough to travel to a whole new continent and claim land for themselves.

You are not allowed to post until Memelland and Danzig is German once again.

>again
more like for the first time

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>So what if that guy rapes children, he has political views that he contradicts with his actions, we can highlight it to show how tolerant we are.
>It's not like if we ignore it people won't start joining thinking we support it.
Kill yourself, fag enabliing shit.

Lol this. Those were a fucking joke. Literally the biggest town they had was a couple hundred people.

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Why do shitskins and yuropoors always blame the US for what the Spanish and later British and French did?

>I'd rather vote for Hillary Clinton

But he's openly said he may vote for Trump on election day, and struggles to decide what to do every day. He's never said he would support Clinton, in fact he's said the opposite.

Fuckingggg hahahahaha (((jesus christt!!)))

Don't take it up with me, take it up with , I just customised it for him.

"white people are such pussies"

Keep thinking that my man.

Islam is an ideology, not a religion.

that guy looks a lot like the creator of nihilism
whatever his name is

In the current non-Christian state, they are.

I do believe in global warming and I do agree that climate is slowly changing, but I heavily disagree with the sensationalist pop science crap that claims global warming will happen in one radical wave like those documentaries would like us to believe.

make the bottom one so that all the boys are specifically from 1 place in africa

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Anyone have the anime avatar one, that's my fave

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Found all I needed

They're called counter-signal memes.

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>wow lets take everything he said and twist it to fit the movie playing in my head
Milo is a tool. He's not part of the far right by any stretch of the imagination but he reels in people that would normally never even consider right-wing ideology and those individuals can and do go even deeper. Very few people go from Liberal to full on Fascist or even just Conservative. At worst these people he brings in stop at Libertarian or Conservative and that's one less Liberal to worry about.

And all we have to do is make it clear that that degenerate faggot is not a part of the real alt-right or whatever the fuck you want it.

Jesus Christ you'd think you had Aspergers or something.

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i appreciate the message behind this one but faggots are gross, i'm sorry

>>And all we have to do is make it clear that that degenerate faggot is not a part of the real alt-right or whatever the fuck you want it.
or whatever the fuck you want to call it.*

>It's impossible for 6 million people to die in 6 years.

I've never heard that argument, ever, in any revisionist literature, or from a revisionist. Terrible strawman.

This place is being subverted by goons, but most of the userbase now is too fucking new to notice. Oh, well, guess I'm just not coming back. It is nice knowing that SA is probably going to be shut down, so maybe that'll put a stop to all of this

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He gas been extremely on the fence and a key member of never Trump.

You're beautiful, thank you.

>africa is a country

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Nice dubs

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They're called strawman comics.

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Reeling people in because they're gay isn't going to make them magically realise that sodomy is a disease. What's going to happen is that you'll be kcicked for being "A homophobic Jew" when you catually say anything about that.

>He's not part of the real alt-right.
As if the real leaders of the alt-right care about curing the ills of Western society.

The original, still so perfect.

Just a perfect picture of the typical arrogant, smug, pseudo-intellectual leftist douche.

>right of conquest
Heh.

Literally a strawman argument.
And why does that matter?

No, becasue then the comic would actually make sense

This.

These are slide threads.

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holy shit this, this is why I can't take David Duke seriously anymore. Both the Holocaust and Holodomor are just a bunch of lies perpetuated by gibsmedats.

As an expat who lived in London I gotta say that's pretty spot on the mentality of those Bongistanis

nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/civilization/
Sounds similar to the wallet gif/.

>Whatever these things are called thread
They are called strawmen and they are stupid

>Implying "WE WAZ KANGSZ" isn't funny because blacks would rather steal credit from other nations' more well-known accomplishments, rather than research their own

this one always reminds me of joe derosa that fucking no shoulder hipster cunt

Well I mean at least one of them is completely accurate:
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I think it's actually the one that started the comics in the first place.

I was referring to the fact that he reels in straight white Liberals that just support gay marriage because they like to virtue signal. Those are the easiest to convert and I assume they're more than welcome to partake in your ideology once they've been purged of their love for sodomites.

>As if the real leaders of the alt-right care about curing the ills of Western society.
I'm calling them the alt-right for the sake of convenience and because you haven't stated a position other than "fuck this faggot in particular."

My point is all you have to do is make it clear that he's separate from your ideological group or position.

they really aren't strawmen though
strawmen are misrepresentations of people's arguments, these point out contradictions

I hate to say that you're right. The majority of Ameriburgers are fucking philistines

meta

I hate what you have to say, but it's true.

This one is ironically correct, though. If it weren't for Western military-intelligence intervention, our unwavering support for Israels policies, and our economic exploitation of the region, the middle east would be too busy hating their neighbors and cultural/tribal/religious outsiders at home to care about counties thousands of miles away. Get fucked nerd

>strawmen are misrepresentations of people's arguments, these point out contradictions
The best ones do. Most of them present oversimplifications or misrepresentations of the intended target's political beliefs.

This one (), for instance, is a strawman because most of the people it's intended to target almost always differentiate between public (our country's borders) and private (Mr. Famous' home) property.

It's a false equivalency.

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>Germany founded in 1848
>America founded in 1776

I'm sorry user, you must not have a culture either. Anything you have is either French or Austrian in nature

Islam is a cult, honey. You're not allowed to have your own opinions or you risk getting ostracised or even killed, honey. They behave like this no matter what societies they occupy, honey.

Honey, if you were remotely intellectually honest you wouldn't compare the cult who issues fatwas and have honor killings with Christianity here in Europe. Is it Islam or Marxism you're brainwashed with?

Nice

>I was referring to the fact that he reels in straight white Liberals that just support gay marriage because they like to virtue signal.
They're not going to change their mind on fags if they join something think "it'th tolerant" which is exactly what retards who shill Milo for, and it will get to the point where most people will unironically defend it. And if you're going to deny that, just look at how the riht-wing cheered for him and Gavin queering off in public to "protest" 50 faggots getting what they deserve and labelled it "an attack on Western values"-defending one of the main crux the cultural marxists set out from the Frankfurt School.

If you actually care about Western civilzation, you hate sodomy because all it does is destroy.

samefag

>libs can't even post a meme without wall text

>a Polish

fake country

I know you're trolling but

>Be germany
>Cause 2 world wars
>go for a third
>Tell others they are degenerate and not to kill innocence.

>implying germans caused the world wars

Found the Jew

They still built it.

Ever see an American city? The Natives didn't build it, as much as it was taken by force it was developed by us, not them

(((Leftists who dont oppose this)))
(((Conservatives who try REALLY hard to disregard this)))

Isreal is a racist apartheid state with racial Jewish only settlements in the west bank. Its border walls wrap around the racial settlements in an obvious land grab.
This is why rockets are falling on their heads and why the rest of the west suffers terrorism for supporting Israel.

Leftist in the US are the only ones who do not oppose this imperialism. Why is this so?

If you support what isreal is doing to the Palestinians you are not a leftist. End of story.
This is Bernie Sanders freaking out on a liberal girl for questioning the racist apartheid state of Isreal and its settlements
youtube.com/watch?v=iPVKSiTmU8s

How does one support walls for Isreal but not for the US and Europe?

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I thought you said terrorism is irrelevant and didn't *really* harm anyone?

You make me ashamed to be german.

My ancestors were both baby-sacrificing injuns and the conquistadors who stopped them.
I hereby use my magical native claim to legitimize the U.S.
Checkmate, Hans.

youtu.be/lKDeyuM0-Og

Almost had me until

>zimbabwe

>This is the best one yet because it applies to both sides
on cuckchan I guess.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Zimbabwe

Why is that lasts panel so frolicking funny

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I hope after you pressed submit that you realized what you'd said.

>average mexican IQ is 90

Only explanation for how you could think we don't want people to be married

>it's the insecure american version
cringe desu

>bell curve

>no scientist has been able to falsify the findings

Impostors are too easy to spot.

Back to the ovens.

literally joey greco

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Yes, you can. I was exactly that way and I was slowly but surely converted through exposure to Cred Forums. I think you're mistaking the expansion of the right-wing for the conversion of people that were already on-board. News flash: those retards on reddit already supported sodomy and other left-wing positions; now they support sodomy and several right-wing positions.

It's much harder if not impossible to change an opinion founded in faith and survival instinct (our hatred of sodomy) than it is to change an opinion founded on conformity and approval seeking (their acceptance of faggotry).

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>swastika on his neck

Why do people keep doing this wrong
>Brevity is the soul of wit, keep them somewhat brief don't write a wall of text
>they're supposed to be strawmen
>Don't overload it with stereotypes to the point that you're just ranting

Examples done right:
Examples done wrong:

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this image is stupid how funny it is

Underrated.

You gotta be real good if you want to pull off that much text

>So terrorists have a right to attack you.
and we have the right to keep them out of our country, do you understand now?

It is liberals.

Also american blacks aren't nearly as influenced by their ancestors cultures as we are. They just piggyback off us.

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The best one

No.
They are called 'Counter-Signal Memes for Fashy Goys'

This is fucking terrible. Kys

Good one leaf

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thats my favourite one.

Too long

I'll do them however I like faggot

Hey roach! Why are your people so ugly and poor?

Nice try kraut. Go fluff your wifes shit skin boyfriend. Your country is a fucking joke

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Europeans are all beta fags at this point. It's cool, we have enough alphas here to balance it out

Daily reminder that the USA is less than 60% white.
What we are seeing in Germany and Sweden is a process towards becoming as cucked as the US. You are literally the most cucked country on earth.

Let's play a game, bozo. Answer this question TRUTHFULLY:
>Are you obese?
Are you obese?
>Are you obese?

Statistics say you are... Come on now. No lying, fat boy. Are you obese like the rest of them?

Heheheeh
Still salty over WWII I see

They're called "strawmen."

>American fatass BTFO by Hitlerdubs
>Too obese to answer the questiion

I rest my case

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He's not German.

He either CTR or a roach. This thread is doing significant damage to the cognitive dissonance that forms the very core matrix of the SJW Religion. So a couple CTR cucks are writing ill-informed unfunny posts whose obvious subtext is one of pain at choosing the wrong religion (or any religion) to follow.

It's sad. But look, high taxes and blacks are both really awesome things. So it's totally understandable why they are wasting their entire lives on them.

Is such a thing even possible?

Nope. Not obese. Actually in decent shape. Is that your only argument? That were all fat? So, when someone who isn't fat from the US, what do you do? Fuck off Sven, your country is as useless as Anne Frank's drum set

OC

LOL responding to your own posts? How's it feel to know that Sweden will be a third world country in 20 years?

Right on the button, it kills me how liberals don't see the barbarism of ISIS, I guess because they don't want to.

>based loosely on my ex

fav

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agreed, spurgo

Nice!

However you should change the number 100 to the actual amount, which was in the thousands. That way you include a redpill while also poking fun at them.

You're doing KEKs work, user

YOU WANT YOUR WIFE TO GET RAPED LIKE WE DID TO NATIVES' WIVES?

GREAT KEKOLD FETISH HANS, BUT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. THE REST OF US WANT TO PROTECT OURSELVES.

TIL leftists are actually "strawmen"

can we shorten that? countersigs?

that one is terrible.

hot off the presses

>You do absolutely nothing against the dilution of your culture.

DAMN YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE THE ENGLISH DIDN'T PUT UP A FIGHT WHEN THE NORMANS INVADED

IT'S NOT LIKE WE FOUGHT AN EXTREMELY BLOODY BATTLE OVER IT

IT'S NOT LIKE THE ENGLISH WERE WILLING TO DIE TO DEFEND THEIR COUNTRY FROM THE FRENCH

YEAH, NONE OF THAT HAPPENED YOU DENSE FUCKING FAGGOT

Improve your argument faggot.
>Haha I know what will show these dirty Westerners I mean business, commit every logical fallacy. And show them that not only do i not know what I'm talking about, but also have no idea how to argue

>justifying being non-voting centrist apolitical scum

You're a fag. No other way to put it. No one's saying you have to support Trump or Hillary, if you supported Gary Johnson I would at least respect you.

thanks buddy.. That was her only argument and she later went to work for the UN... go figure this fucked up world

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>No one's saying you have to support Trump or Hillary

>implying voting for a 3rd party isn't basically the same as not voting

No it isn;t. It sums up the liberal ethos.
> You're seriously asking me to explain this right now?
> Like, seriously, are you kidding me?
> You must be Hitler.

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This is literally what leftist, female journalists wrote after Cologne...

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contributin from doitshland

They should have picked a talking point where they aren't in the right then

This one is good.

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How did you find a picture of me

> Guy on the left is a lefty
> Guy on the right is realist
> Lefty is asked to explain his reasoning
> Lefty gets mad

So many digits only to prove again that Germans can't into humour.

sure but you'd drive the point home better if the lefty was wrong

a german joke is no laughing matter

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I tried riffing with my German colleges and made a sarcastic joke and they took it literally and began asking questions. Germans are so efficient they literally can't into humor.

I don't know what it is, but is OC is so archetypically German. How to put my finger on it.

>like this

I kinda would miss it, if it went extinct.

>were
>were
>were

FUCKING THOUSAND YEARS AGO, YOU DIPSHIT