Which two countries would be hilarious to watch fight each other in a war?

I think Canada vs Australia would be pretty funny. Or non-countries like Belgium and Ireland.

war is not a joke. War is hell, child.

Somalia vs Switzerland

tell us about it Ahmed

North Korea vs Iran

>War is hell
>Sweden

How would you know?

Sweden and Japan. Industrial level Cuckicide.

Italy and anyone.

why would they have a civil war?

>war is not a joke
But your country is.

Canada vs Australia?

Good luck with the emus, faggots.

Andorra vs San Marino?
Lesotho vs Swaziland?
Nauru vs Kiribati?

You probably know more than us Mohammed

Israel and Germany

Canada and USA mano a mano

Luxembourg vs Honduras.

Shit has just got real!

>USA invades Canada
>Trudeau apologizes

I want to see Japan vs SK, to finally determine who's the bigger weebs

Sweden vs germany

switzerland vs costa rica
no military

India and Pakistan. Poo catapults and ICBMs(Intercontinental Bowel Movements)

Chad vs. North Korea

Mexico vs Canada

chad vs republic of gogle

>USA invades.
>Entire Canadian army destroyed in the afternoon
>As Trudeau is signing the annexation agreement he looks the President in the eyes and says "Looks like I've won."

Iceland vs. New Zealand

Battle to see who gets to let more Africans fuck their women?

> USA invades Canada
> Canada knocks them out, chases them all the way to Washington and burns down the white house
oh wait

Sweden vs Finland

Chad vs. 1 million robots

>two non countries

Spain vs Netherlands

I hear it was hilarious like two autistics arguing whos anime character would beat who.

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This. It would be like a normal day in Syria.

Are you from Malmö?

A civil war in Switzerland would be pretty comfy

You mean the british?

I want to invade luxemburg desu.

France or anyone

>Austrian education
That was a british expeditionary force from the spanish penisular war that had only troops from Great Britain and not from the Canadian colony.

Those were the same troops forced to retreat from DC because of bad weather. topkek

Memes aside canada has historically been an incredibly effective fighting force. We had to wait for everyone else to catch up on D day

Trips decided we invade France.

Prepare for ultimate surrender.

>Poo catapults

>the British weren't Canadian because canada wasn't a country yet

I guess there were no Americans fighting in the war for independence then. It was the British who won

Indian civil war.
Vatican vs Islamic State.

Just do it already. Their flag hurts my eyes. It looks like the Dutch flag has been washed too many times.

>Declare independence
>Write and sign a document establishing independence
>But they're british

Leafposters need to die, right now

The Flemish should genocide the Walloons.

The Netherlands and Belgium.

US vs China

Kind of unfair desu. Chad has 30K under arms and can draw in the whole population. The land is also composed by tribes who fight since the late 50's. Not to forget Muslims on horses and in Toyotas, as mercenaries from around the world operating old russian fighters (10+) and tanks (20+). On the other hand Googles have just 20K under arms with reserve, four armored vehicles and some Toyotas.

Don't fuck with Chad, unless you have a population under arms and nukes

Buddhists vs ISIS

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Buddhism is not a country.

ISIS neither

England and Germany for old times sake

>implying canada couldn't single handedly wipe out the USA in a matter of weeks

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It wouldn't even be a contest this time round.

nah not all, their women are qt, the men just can't into work.

North and South Korea if nobody else stepped in

They call themselves "the islamic state" at least, buddhists don't have ambitions like that.

Holland Vs Belgium

Mongolia vs Finland

good ol' Scandinavian autism

I love you too söta bror

The pope would just start kissing their feet though. Itd be boring.

Corsicans vs Islamic State. That would be good shit.

A mighty civil war.

Pakistan and India.

Digits confirm.

Didn't you know?

Easy there abdul.

I am enjoying Saudi Arabia vs Yemen right now, pretty hilarious desu

israel vs usa

North Korea vs US

Id just like to see the wartime bantz

Worst Korea vs Nipon

China vs N Korea

Kill the men, enslave the women.

The thing about this is that it isn't that far fetched. A lot of people don't realize how strong the Jap military has become, it has gone well past a defensive force or whatever it is that was dictated in those treaties after WWII. They are also becoming more nationalist, they could decide to take matter into their own hands with the Norks if no one else will.

Israel VS. Iran.

Israel will be knocked the fuck out.

Ahh don't mess with the Irish. Although vs Belgium would be pretty funny, if brief. Aussies vs Canada, hmm.

Any two landlocked countries.

Mongolia vs. Bolivia for example.

>Incontenent bowel movements

Behead him, Schahmedeir

Do you think Belgium would lose to Ireland?

>Lesotho vs Swaziland

it isnt if you kill brown people.

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I just wanna see some nation (like N Korea) start shit with China, cause we all know those Chinese fuckers are ready to unleash fire and brimstone and the day they do will be glorious, truly a site to behold.

Australians can't even handle their emu problems. What makes you think they can handle the True North's dank memetic warfare?

The vatican vs Russia

I want Brazil X Paraguay again, it was fun

Hilarious?
Pakistan and India.

>>As Trudeau is signing the annexation agreement he looks the President in the eyes and says "Looks like I've won."