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Let's try to have a game of risk.
No ceding, we'll be using sequential rolling, so don't get all pissy at OP when you don't understand what the fuck has happened.

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Iceland
Iceland
Cyan

>Kingdom of Portugal
>Red
>Lisbon

Istanbul
Purple
Byzantium

We'll start with 4, so 1 remaining.

Maiwandi Empire
Green
Damascus

I'll have to make a store run OP,
can someone roll for me while im at the store?

First rolls are
Go for Ankara and Izmir
After that just spill into the balkans

Year 50 starts.

Use this. I'll try to be back as soon as possible.

Annex Lisbon, then move towards Porto

Take Damascus. Spills towards Beirut.

take the icelandic city, fill iceland, start sailing for +3 north sea oil

Okay, next 2 rounds I'll use 1 as your roll, after that nothing.

>Khanate
>Finland
>Blue

Year 100.

Move towards Porto, annex if reach

keep going for +3 oil in north sea

Take Helsinki, Turku, and Aland.

Take Beirut. Spills towards Nicosia in case any.

GAY RETARD
yellow
Paris

Added

Year 150. Iceland is about to take north sea oil edition.

take north sea oil and spill to sail for Faeroe islands and Scotland if enough

Take Aland and Stockholm, then move east to take St. Petersburg

Take Nicosir and spills towards Antioch.

Fill Portugal spill spain

Take Paris then go for wheat, fill Northwest France please including nantes

Byzantium asked to spill into Balkans after Izmir and Ankara. I don't think he wants a conflict in Turkey.

I'm back.
Fill Balkans, head for Macedon and Albania

Pls to put your bonus in the name field. Next time it won't count.

Oh yeah I got confused, fixed

Year 200.

Sofia, Skopje, Thessaloniki, then Podgorica.
Spills move for more Balkan centers.

Head North to take lumber

Take Aleppo and spills towards Haifa and Tel Aviv.

take leeds, birmgham, and continue throughout england and wales

>00
Further spills towards Jerusalem.

Wheat> Calais> London>fill England with priority to cities.

Nap?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q

Fill spain

if you stay the fuck away from britain yes

Year 250

Take entire Norwegian coast, and take fish and the oil by Bergen

Take Jerusalem and sail towards Alexandria.

London> shouthamptom> defend if attacked> fill Northwest of France later

Grab Thessaloniki
Then take more Balkan +2s, starting with Tirana, and heading for Sarajevo.
Want to NAP Maiwandi?

Iceland>take london

Move to annex madrid

Alliance? What about conquering Iceland player?
You may have all theire territories bro

Yeah. We can have a NAP.

Nap?

Yes. I'll take Iceland and take islands off the coast of Scotland.

Cool.
I enter Europe from the Balkans, you go by way of North Africa, after you finish the ME?

Year 300

Good, bro, I just want to have London only, the rest us to have in central Europe specially France, han han han

Take Cairo. Spills towards Amman.

forgot my roll Op

INVADE ICELAND!!
TAKE THEIR OIL!!

Annex savilla spill to Gibraltar annex if reach

Fill Balkans

Reinforce what I have in england)> fill east France in direction of Lyon without any penalisation

Gulag Escapees
Orange
North East Russia

69 get
Also prioritize them +2 cities.

Either Africa or move North into Russia. Depends whether someone enters Africa before me.

NAP means ally doesn't it?

Oops, didn't see it. Fixed, you can roll.

WARNING: NOT NEW UPDATE, JUST A FIX!
Iceland +3
GAY RETARD -3

Iceland>remove gay faggot from britain
also make sure to not count his bonus for london

You forgot my last roll
Anyway, invade iceland, take their oil

No I didn't, was just a fix for Iceland, not a new update.

I accept your NAP friend.

My name is not gay faggot, my name is GAY RETARD, have some respect man.

OK bro.

>Gulag Escapees
Added

Year 350

Full attack on retarded google, remove from Britain then France

Move to and annex both Bilbao and Velencia, afterwards head to Barcelona

INVADE ICELAND
then take fish and oil off coast of norway, finish filling in norway

Take Malatya in Turkey and spills towards the oil in Saudi Arabia.

Lyon> attack London then spread were Iceland is

Take Belgrade.
Then Head for Switzerland, Milano, and Venice along the way.

Take the lumber, then head towards the soviet star

Dubs
Spills take Torino, Monaco, and Marseilles

lol more dubs

three dubs in a row
this almost deserves an added bonus
Will this post also be dubs?

:/

...

...

→→→Bro, what is the cost of some of your luck.
It would be a good idea if you sell me some.

Only one explanation
DEUS VULT!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
Also I listen to this while playing games.

5d pali
DEUS VULT!!!

DELETE THIS

Don't you mean KEK (deus) cult
Praise KEK

remove retard from Britain, spill retard in France

TAKE ALL OF ICELAND
Then take fish, oil, and bergen off the coast of norway.

bonus is actually 6

Monaco and Marseilles
Then San Marino, Florence, and Rome.
Spills to Munich, and Wien Bratislava, the Budapest.
Filthy Heretic

Full attack on Iceland> give all my territories to khanate please

Take Baghdad, Abu Kamal and Kirkuk.

Take Soviet Star, then head south towards Perm

Fill spain then spill to annex Andorra

Isn't KEK deus?

... ally?

For sure.
Anything for a brother in Christ.
You are a brother in Christ, are you not?

...

The Emperor of Byzantium hears of the plight of his brothers in Christ in the north. They ready for war in the Western Empire, the lands fallen to petty conflict shall be restored.

praise the Lord. Please wipe the retard kek worshipers from the map and i will defend from the northern heathens

Kek is but one face of the beast. I throw them back into hell.

CEDING IS NOT ALLOWED REEE

Not enough to get the star :(

Year 450, Iceland may survive since gay retard left edition.

kill the retard in britain
>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Wipe out GAY RETARD
DEUS VULT!!!

Move into Africa towards cities, annex any I reach

Full attack to Iceland player

spill into france

Get the star, for Freedom, then take Perm. After that general expansion

dubs

Greater German Reich
Onyx
Hanover, Germany

Protect currently held territories no matter what.
Take entire Norway and north sea oil +2, then fill Denmark and Sweden completely.

PALIS
DEUS VULT!!!!
spills from wiping out GAY RETARDs go into taking Wien and Bratislava.

Take Kirkuk, Medina and Mecca. Spills towards Hikkari.

can we just change our name to Jacobite Union or something now... iceland has no relevance to our current situation

Forgot to change to +14

Just...

There is no bonus for palis.

This is what you get for worshiping false gods.
I feel like you should add one. oh well.

Still just, how this guy have such luck, just fuck my shit up.

Just...

You need to not worship kek. Also don't be a faggot.

you could have all of franc and most of germany by now but you had to be your name related and fuck yourself up

>+113
I'm assuming 13.

RIP

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YEAR 500. RIP GAY RETARD.

H-hey guys

Was i invaded yet

Oh shit this is a new thread, i thought we were continuing from last night. My bad

Invade Portugal
They harbored the kekfags, now they die with them.

Holy Kingdom of Petrograd
Golden
Moscow

Protect currently held territories and resources no matter what.
Take over the rest of Scandinavia.

Defend against Byzantium

You don't know what harbor means

Take Tabriz, Erevan, Tblisi and Trebzon.

Have you played my turn?

In that case...

>2nd Republic of Babushkastan
> L. Blue
>Warsaw

Head West

take Cardiff, Brussels, spill for dublin

You allowed them into your peoples hearts, are at least refused to reject the heretic. You could have helped Iceland, but you let them suffer.

Who are you to say who is a heretic and who isn't?
Fuck off dopey cunt.

you fuck off Portuguese faggot

I have a better army.
I own Rome and Istanbul.
Also he was a kekfag, and you allied with him.
I rest my case.

whoever OPs this map next really needs to add those rules about gaps between cities. purple and green, talking about you

Shut up man of 1001 faces

You are a faggot
Owning 2 cities doesn't change anything
I never allied with him
You will rot in hell

i will wear as many faces as it takes

Or we could just use the template that has the gap rules already on it for next time.

Upto OP which rules he wants to play by. We will play along.

there we go. That map is a bit smaller though and has bad gets though, but we can just copy and paste the rules

Suck as many mudslime cocks too

True, having a better army does.
Also you NAPed with him, so that is practically turning your back. You're right I shouldn't declare you a heretic, you're actions condemned you. You chose not to help Iceland when you could have.

Added

Yes, and you died, how do you expect to compete with Byzantium and Iceland combine, should have peacefully expanded instead of attacking Iceland I guess, you had so few territories.

Added

Year 550. Agreed about the gaps thing, I picked a random version of this map.

no i only suck Christian cocks

kill byxancunts

Take Toulouse
Push farther into Portugal.

Hey uh
Do you guys wanna NAP? I'm only taking Poland, The baltics, and kaliningrad for now. I don't think that should interfere with your plans.

Also advance towards wroclaw.

DUBS!!!
DEUS VULT!!!

Protect my territories and resources no matter what.
Take over rest of Scandinavia, Finland, and take over Estonia.

Expand in all directions.
NAP?

Fuck off you stupid cunt I couldn't give 2 shits what you think of me, The Lord is all I need in my life.
Go back to your shithole and allah ackbar mudshit

annex Dublin, spill for Nantes and Normany

I-I guess
Take the Oil, continue west

>Calling other Christians mudshits
That hurts m8.

Sail towards the fish in black sea. Then take Sevastopol and the wheat in Ukraine. Spills towards Odessa and the +2 city next to it.

You are no christian too me mudshit, go meet your 72 virgins asshole

And this is why I have to conquer you....

go get assraped by some pakis bong :^)

Every risk thread. Smh.

No better than ISIS

Call me back when your over 90% white nigger

how is your bonus 17?

>Name: Carthaginian Empire
>Color: Rose
>Location: Northern Tunisia
I'm a newfag when it comes to Cred Forums risk so bear with me

There is no point in updating my bonus

I've been friendly to you. I mostly brought this into it in regards to fighting the kekfags.
Portugal was just a logical choice to conquer, and he was on good terms with the kekfags.

one off from dubs.
fuck.

Year 600. PORTUGAL NO!

will you at least deliver the assraping?

People started fighting very early in the game. None of them got stronger enough. Religion based alliances in Europe always makes the game one sided.

Take Karelia, rest of Estonia, and arctic fish.
I need a blue buffer zone between gulags and finland

Forgot to update to +21

Keep heading towards wroclaw. send spill to krakow and then fill poland

Take Toulouse and Bordeaux
Finish Portugal. spills grab Budapest and Prague.

Expand West.

Take Kazan and Samara

spills to Nizhny

take the +2 oil from khanate, spill for oslo, goteborg and stockholm

Actually I'm +22, Kek

Yo, wanna NAP? I only ask you don't touch belarus or southern baltics.

Looks like plans are changing now that Khanate's in estonia.

To be more specific, the area around Tunisia.

I also want the rest of Denmark

Take Iasi, Kyiv and Bucharest. Spills towards the fish in the Mediterranean.

keeping thread bumped.

Idek who you play as m8. I doubt our interests will conflict.

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Year 650. Rip portugal :(

take the other norway city and as much of Norway as possible

I will leave Latvia and Lithuania alone.

bonus is 18

TAKE BACK NORWAY!!
INVADE JACOBITE UNION!
TAKE OVER THEIR CITIES!

Fill that gap in between my cities, head for gdansk, then kaliningrad.

Shouldn't purple have a shit ton of penalties for all those empty spaces? Green too

>Algeria Sheep
>Any Color
>Priesthood rises

Good to know.

Push Khanate, out of Russia, if spills take Saint Petersburg

Fill France, Italy, Greece, Turkey.
Spills sail to Algier

Expand south,but only in russia,not in Belarus

fix you bonus

I know i'm a bit late but if Petrograd still wants to take up an NAP i'm down, so long as you stay out of belarus.

Take the city bordering Israel and Saudi Arabia, Nakhl, Sisi, Almard and Tripoli.

I want Karelia, a buffer zone so I can keep my eastern front safe

+20 now, i gained tallin

Move towards the city of Tunis.

Well so do I, you can choose between a buffer zone or Norway

OK. As long as you don't push further than Karelia I'll let you have it. I'll keep Lappland though. Do you want an alliance to keep peace?

Note that I do not attack Jacobites here

a message arrives:
>Escapees of the gulags,
>Know that our only desire is to war with the Khanate until the end of the game to ensure they are do not win. That is all.

Do you choose an alliance with Kekfags or Christfags?

>Priesthood rises
Added,this map doesn't have penalties.

IT'S WINTER WAR ALL OVER AGAIN

Year 700

>trying to trick me into an alliance

nah, also as far as I can see you don't really have the strength to be deciding what I can and can't do. Enjoy the two front war

Jacobites>push into more norway and sweden (cities are priority), keeping him from regaining his shit

Protect eastern front, and take back Norway and oil from christfags

Take kaliningrad, fill poland, then move into latvia and lithuania

fix your bonus

Enjoy the christfags backstabbing you as soon as i'm finished :)

Fin(n)ish liberating Russia, take the Arctic fish

Fill sheep, oil, and that northern +2

It is plus 20 you autist

Move towards Algiers
Yo NAP? You can keep Libya I'm going to try rolling into Algeria and the rest of Tunisia and then into Southern Italy so I won't bug you.

are you the same kiwi that was on last night?

its 19

Actually its +19, my bad

No

Expand west.
But don't even touch Gulag

fixed

Luxembourg,
Fill Italy and Greece. spills push to the border with Maiwandi

Remember OP, I secede Lapland to gulags, all my resouces are for kicking out jacobites from norway and oil

not lapland in finland, the sticky out bit thats in real life russian teriotry

Greater German Reich > Germany surrounding area

Keeping bread bumped

Year 750

Jacobite forces march to retake Noway assets and Scandinavian clay

Reinforce southern border in poland as well as wroclaw and krakow, send spill to latvia and lithuania

Take Saint Petersburg and Yaroslavl

PROTECT CURRENT TERRITORIES NO MATTER WHAT
KICK OUT JACOBITES FROM SCANDINAVIA

spills to head into Kazakhstan

Imperial Russian Forces expand south.
But in Russia,not Ukraine

DUBS
JACOBITES ARE FUCKING ANNHILATED TAKE OVER THEIR INBRED ISLANDS

Fill gaps in Turkey and Balkans, then spills to fill German.

Take the oil then move west towards that +1

Are you really going to be the groveling pussy and ally up with first place just so you can suck dick and live? Ally up with me you loser.

Oh fuck forgot to update my bonus

Greater German Reich > fill more Germany

Ooops
Forgot my almost meaningless +1

...

Dubs

Year 800

move into baltic states. don't touch estonia.

Move northwest

Fill gaps around my cities

Move Southwest.

Protect currently held territory no matter what.
Any spills go into filling Denmark and Baltic sea islands, then take Scotland.

Thanks senpai

Crete, Malta, Fish
Fill Med Islands.
Spills to Germany, filling it up.

No problem friend

Jacobites>fill and reinforce the coast of my islands north to south
OP recheck the math on him taking the oil back
i should have gained 25 in addition to what i had then his 49 to retake land and cities in scandi should have left only 4 and that isnt enough to take the oil by sea...

49 is 24 more than yours.
24 extra territories I was meant to gain last turn. The update had me gaining only 17

its *2 to retake cities

That means 24 territories gain - 20 op gave me equals he gave me 4 less than i should have been given

Ded Thread
I repeat,
D
E
D

T
H
R
E
A
D

Keeping thread bumped.

Who's still here anyway?

Oops he's right, I accidentally gave you one extra.

It's not dead you faggot

Year 850. Now they did take the oil.

Greater German Reich > Germany
Sorry about that

That means I'm +22
at least my original reply has a great last digit so i should gain territory rather than lose territory next turn

Fuck, okay linking to recent one
>mfw spic, please

Protect currently held territories and resources no matter what.
Then invade Britain, take her cities.

Fill more of Germany.
Conquer Hitler.

Take Vilnius and Riga. Fill poland and baltics.

Okay,move east,but don't touch Gulag
>Implying i'm spic

TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
K

Take Volgograd and the Oil

so i didnt keep get the oil?
Jacobites>retake my islands and reinforce, spill to take the oil and hit norway

Bump

OP here, making the peace map.

OP, another game is starting up, and this one is decided.
I'm pretty sure that noone can fight me at this point effectively.

Unless everyone else attacks you simuntaneously, Kek

So uh

Thats game, then?

GG then.

Hitler is dead this turn. Me and Jacobites kill you next turn. Babushkastan would be next. I would just snipe the weak nations first.

and maiwandi left a while ago

well, it was less of a clusterfuck than last night where britain fucking curbstomped the entirety of Yurop.

Also I survived for more than one turn.

Year 900 (18 updates in total). Final, good game everyone.

What if your allies betrayed you?
It would be the Trianon of Byzantium, Kek

gg all

GG everybody.
Onto the next thread.

disapponting. Why is northern France no longer mine?
And why is Hitler not dead?
GG though
Thank you for OPing

That's an aesthetic map. Great game guys.
I wish Kek's blessings upon all of you.

I liked it,but i would love it if i had that giant round-piece of land form Gulag in Southern Russia

Sry,name fix'd

sad thing is i was constructing an alliance offer when you side sided with the gay retard earlier... couldnt believe you said yes to that
gg

I didn't do the rolls of update 17, and wanted to give a bit more of land to Jacobite Union

But....
I mostly lost land for the peace mup, which is kind of lame

Other thread has a dead OP, excellent...

10/10
Best ded op ever

ya...

I didn't see your offer for alliance, sorry about that.