Fucking kikebook

fucking kikebook.
fucking normies.
fucking degeneracy.

This is degeneracy of the highest order.
>an ad for a machine that washes your asshole
>a picture of a women shitting
>covered in tattoos
>idiot woman language being normalized (like waaaaay better)

The only thing missing is her somali boyfriend watching her shit.
Is there an end in sight? Is there a bottom? When we reach it will we ever recover?

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Bidet's are way better. It's more hygienic and you don't want to worry about shaking someone's hand after they've been busy shoving between their ass cracks.

You mean a bidet?

Really worth getting worked up over...

the splash image for the website is someone smearing "shit" around on a surface that says "Don't (s)kid yourself"

Am I dead?
Is this hell?
Does the ride ever end?

how do you get your ass dry?

I know it's a bidet.
I didn't complain about bidets existing.

I complained about ads for machines that clean your asshole with pictures of shitting women being posted as if it's normal.

It's also normal to fuck, but I don't want ads for sex lube and cock rings being normalized either.

>paying 100$ for a shitty bidet attachment
>not paying $20 for superior shataff/bum gun

I installed mine a week ago.

Never going back, famalam.

You either dry it with toilet paper or use a towel.

Do you let your wife's daughter peg you too?

shattaf is the glock of bidets.

simple
versatile
durable
no frills

Do walmarts offer bidets to clean your asshole after dragging it through their isles? Is that why you're mad?

I spoke too soon about them including everything but a back boyfriend.

It was farther down the page.

So what do you use to get the now poopy water that's dripping from your ass off?
Do you use a communal cloth hand towel or just put your pants back on and continue on with your day, your soggy trousers acting as a reflection of your superior moist ass technology?

>forced
>not knowing they prefer it
>not orienting the globe to show the right country

L I T E R A L L Y spraying water on your asshole ffs I knew leafs were fags but good lord

every bidet you buy will have the price inflated to subsidize the building of toilets that will not be used in india

It's as if the entire website was built from the ground up to embody degeneracy

It's pointoing at the right country though

That god damn toilet witch! Forcing those poor innocent poo in loos to poop on the designated shitting streets!

>global crisis
>india is the whole world

nice try pahjeet

this is true.
they opted for subtlety on this one issue on the website

can't get caught naming the Poo

Well if you have to wipe your ass anyway, what's the point? Also, doesn't it just make your shit wet and thus more aromatic

>linking to the wrong post
>not understanding how jokes work
>getting in abhorrent posts before the CanUCK ip ban

If you had shit on any other part of your body, would you be happy to wipe it off with a dry tissue?

>wipe until paper comes away clean
>DER STIL SHIT ON UR AS :DD

fucking liberals

please ignore that other burger.
bidets are great.
this is a fact.

I didn't start this thread to complain about bidets, but CanUCKS derailed it.

I'd use soap and water. I wouldn't just water it down and then wipe it with tissue. And you're acting like my asshole isn't a unique part of my body.

It's like saying "would you stick food in any other hole?!?!"

Nah dawg that's clearly a white man's hand a black sheboons hand

She's getting colonized

>He hasn't deactivated his normie book account yet

Just abandon ship man

his forearm though...
is he low test?
does he even lift?

I'm an American with a bidet attachment on my toilet. The number of Americans that smear shit around their asshole with paper is a national embarrassment

unfortunately, you are still an American with low reading comprehension.
at no point did I deride bidets, only the fact that they are advertising shit-related products using pictures of women shitting with tattoos.

Does an image like this really bother you? with so much actually important stuff happening right now, you worry with a damn girl taking a shit? this image is facebook grade shitbaiting

exactly this.

Amazing post 10/10.

Those ads aren't normal, you just were looking at dirty shit OP.

wtf I want a biget now

>This is degeneracy of the highest order.
>>an ad for a machine that washes your asshole
>>a picture of a women shitting
>>covered in tattoos
>>idiot woman language being normalized (like waaaaay better)
How are they supposed to advertise then?

>Tfw no more women's smelly Butts.

That was my fetish.

American but bidets are cool. Also good for laundering your pussy gato. As in meow.

>This is the future that we choose

...

I want a Bidet - if you didn't already know you can get a Bidet attachment that just attaches to the toilet's water line:

amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Home-Improvement-Bidet-Attachments/zgbs/hi/6810564011

Yer the one walking around with a dirty asshole, buddy. That's pretty degenerate.

You know, people usually wash their hands after wiping their ass.

Bidets are fucking based especially if your asshole is hairy like mine.

>your soggy trousers acting as a reflection of your superior moist ass technology
topkek
you guys are really funny today

It's not like you can see anything ffs, but I agree that normalizing tons of stupid tats is, well, stupid. And tacky. It's possible tho that they've just used a model with tats because they think everyone likes tats and it will make their product sell better.

yer the one with no reading comprehension.

at no point did I deride bidets, only the fact that they are advertising shit-related products using pictures of women shitting with tattoos.

>some things are worse than other things, so you you don't have a right to complain about anything but the worst stuff

okay. noted. thanks, m8.

isn't tushy that anal only porn website? lol

that's a nice excuse m8, keep wasting your time then

>restated your statement
>excuse

I thought British education was supposed to be good. Do you go to one of those mostly Muslim "schools"?

>pussy gato
>gato

mine was good, I can tell yours was kind of lacking. thankfully I was thought about the world in a very good Islamic school my friend.

I don't care what anyone says, Japanese toilets are the greatest toilet ever invented

1. I don't think bidets are effective on pasty stuck on poop
2. A miscalibrated bidets could cause quite a mess
3. Splashing water spreads poo water over a large area
4. Who's in charge of cleaning the bidet?

Only in a fantasy world do people all poop out soft clean nuggets and bidets always point straight and shoot clouds of poop dissolving mist at the asshole.

In the real world...I just dab some hand sanitizer onto the toilet paper. Cleaner, more sanitary. Use baby wipes if you're a rich prick.

>I just dab some hand sanitizer on the toilet paper
...the fuck is wrong with you?

>dab some hand sanitizer onto the toilet paper
I did that once

good lord the burning..it was relentless

>you don't want to worry about shaking someone's hand after they've been busy shoving between their ass cracks.
I guess people don't wash their hands in Canada.

>I just dab some hand sanitizer onto the toilet paper.

funny

yes i wish i had one i use wet wipes and toilet tissue for years now.

That thing better put off some serious fucking psi to be able to spray the shit clinging to my hairy asshole. Only a woman could ever feel clean from a bidet. For men it only wettens the shit that's sitting there.

I just take a shower after shitting.

its a fatty poo that is like peanut butter is my only guess.

Who even bothers to wipe their ass anymore? You ever been in a Walmart? Not a damn one of those ham goddesses or whatever fat positive shit they call themselves can even get their cheeks apart to shit, let alone clean in there. Public toilets look like someone hung a shit filled pinata over them and just beat away.

Why wash your hands?
Just wipe them with some toilet paper.

Will there ever come a day that a leaf doesn't shitpost?

this

omg please give us bidets, as someone who hates the inefficiency and uncleanliness of toilet paper please please bring this to America. Seriously I don't want to be a poo in loo I use baby wipes and this is the next step in evolution.

>WAAAH TATTOOS
>WAAAH BIDETS
>WAAAH INFORMAL LANGUAGE
tell us more about how things that have been around for fucking centuries, if not millennia, are examples of LE MODURN DEJENERASY

The ad is aimed at fat women. The vast majority of women in the US are obese. Obese people can't wipe their asses at all. Either they can't reach, or they're way too lazy to even try. So they walk around with shitty asses all day, which is why fat people smell like shit.

>mfw Facebook isn't an 18+ site even though every other degenerate faggot and woman on there shares pornographic content
I guess telling them they're pornographers would insult these 'artists.'

>but my sister-in-law was VERY skeptical
kek

There's alcohol free sanitizer.
Even if the normal stuff burns it's not my fault you got roids.

Pretty sure Tushy is a pornography studio.

Thanks for sharing this add, I actually ordered one.

I want a clean butthole.

am I the only one whose ass gets smelly sometimes because wiping doesn't always work 100% or because of other reasons

>almost
>yes
>no, never

im am a overweight man and i use wet wipes and toilet tissues no problem im sure they can also.

Bidet is actually better than just paper. I use the paper after I wash the ass though.

The hate for washing ass is because of muslims who take a water in a little cup and then actually touch shit and smear it over their fingers. Bidet basically showers your asshole.

>not using vaseline to wipe your ass

Stay plebian.

Dude my ass stinks about 80% of my existence. Even a little probably after a shower if you got real close and sniffed. It's ok though.

>eat a healthy diet
>shit isn't a fucking sticky mess that would require bidet
>clean, smooth, and after a few wipes you're good to go
>wash your hands well and it's like nothing happened

As long as you shower daily on top of that you'll be in peak cleanliness.