ITT we give priase for debate happenings

Kek does not wish for a happening at the debate. This thread will get no gets.

>no quads
it's over boys we tried our best

No dubs yet?

Hillary is The Thing

Kek is not with you, back to plebbit

Hillary faints

Kek will make an appearance at the debates

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Shit.

Hillary will have a major medical event at the debate. Kek wills it.

The happening will be not of kek's doing, but it will still happen at the debate

Ash al yid!

S H A D I L A Y

Kek will nuke Cred Forums in one month

P R A I S E K E K

praise
gib habbenin great and merciful kek

CIUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

POO RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WONT MAKE IT TO THE LOO

IF THIS POST ENDS IN FIVE OR EIGHT

SHE WILL DEFECATE AT THE DEBATE

you need to stop trying to force it

someone should go to a hilary rally with a boombox, as well as a fleet of japanese girls holding donald trump placards with japanese writing on it. You position yourself at the back of the crowd, playing shadilay and holding the boombox over your head while the japanese girls flank the crowd and dance about with the placards.

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Posting OC I've made for KEK

ALSO WITNESSED

SOME WEIRD SHIT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN MY GAME SINCE IVE MADE THIS

IS KEK GIVING ME A SIGN?

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Keked

WEW LAD

Coughing fit. My numbers confirm.

People will leave because of Hillary's smell

May His blessings be felt by all!

Nice pic and gets

For the glory of KEK

one last OC for the mighty kek

Fuck globalism let it rain frogs on Hillary

I WISH FOR EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING

FOR IT TO RAIN FROGS ON THOSE GLOBALIST FUCKS

Praise Kek!

I'm also in the works of making the statue of kek, the Egyptian one

But anyway ever since i made the statue with a nether portal this witch was near my obsidian with all the monsters looking at it was very weird and when i screenshotted the witch disapeered

And the last to top it off which gave me the creeps i go out side to the front of my house, and 4 dead horsemen appear out of nowhere to look at my statue..... THE FOUR HORSEMEN

ISNT THAT FUCKING CRAZY

MEMETICS THROUGH MINECRAFT

Praise Him!

Debate audience will keep interrupting Hillary

hillary will shit her adult diapers and trump will call her out on it

praise kek

A Frosch!

PEAK AUTISM

got my tendies thawing and my blanket ready, going to be comfy as fuck Monday.

Don't forget to print out a picture of Pepe for your altar, just a couple candles, some cement blocks and a picture, that's all you need to summon the powers. Kekahu Stackshart, praise be glory to Kek, make sharts and tremors and RF interference for that Phonak ear monitor she wears, FLIR her pee bag, strobe flash her in to an epileptic coughing fit of babble and bile, make us smile, praise KEK from your heart and, he will make her shart!!!!

Stroke STROKE STROKE STROKE!

we should all bring pepe posters and banners etc to the debates to freak hilary out

no blatantly racist stuff though as that would only hurt trump's chances

SHADILAY

Kek, we thank you for the many shads you bestow upon us in your Goodness and Generosity.

We thank you for the God Emperor Trump

In your Power, we delight.

Shadilay!!

Shadilay!!

We serve you forever.

Smite our CTR enemies, for they are heretics and fags and mods

Let the blood of 88 AIDS monkeys rain upon them.

Literally nothing will happen

Hillary is too ill for a debate

Shill dog stokes out on stage

Would she even be able to stand?

What does Kek like to take as offerings?
I'm considering making a shrine in my apartment.

The only happening at the debate will be Hillary getting schlonged for 90 minutes

it seems that any kind of medium you use to worship kek is viable

I am currently experimenting different kinds of ways to do so.

Seems art is very important

It'd be so much more impressive in survival mode, but you've at least put in some effort.

I was doing survival run, but my comp wiped and this one house i spent 6 months making poof gone. So fuck it creative from now on

kek likes funny & unexpected posts that contribute novelty to the thread (not like this one)

SHADILAY BROTHERS SHADILAY

HILLARY WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK ON MONDAY

SHADILAY BROTHERS SHADILAY

SHADILAY PRAISE KEK

praise kek. Hillary will be dumbfounded

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT!
COUGH
COUGH
COUGH

Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
>ifunny

Jeb bush landslide

shadilay shadilay la mia libertà
shadilay shadilea oh nooo
shadilay shadilay oh sogno o realtà
shadilay shadilay oh nooo
vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
io mi fermerò
sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
io ti crederò

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TOTAL COLLAPSE

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Praise Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

SHADILAY, SHADILAY
take the witch's voice away
a treat, a gift - perhaps fate
we shall observe this first debate

youtube.com/watch?v=jwI1j7sslYI

Please KEK

Help big Don

Please give Hillary Clinton a stroke, a coughing episode, a seizure and a shit on stage.

PRAISE KEK

World War 3 happening tomorrow or in this week. PRAISE KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=10HwmvvxlEw

youtube.com/watch?v=P1KT_I1LmtA

Praise him!

youtube.com/watch?v=FZsq8hF3UYw

Benny Bullfrog FTW

youtube.com/watch?v=4TjIUmtvBxA

youtube.com/watch?v=mujSLFaG734

youtube.com/watch?v=gpevZ0-wUYQ

>mfw trump wins

can anyone buy billboard space in america?
could we crowd fund a pepe billboard

Hillary will lose. Shadilay.

Kek will bless us with a seizure.

Hillary will slip and say nigger on live TV

Praise him!!

youtube.com/watch?v=8wMSxgHQSDI

>not posting the actual song

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNriNoWOtXA

SHADILAY

hype for pants of shit

Shadilay, Praise Kek!

>produced by ASS
One more prophecy shall be fulfilled soon.

Praise KEK, Shadilay.

Bring back Tay

Oh father, thou who shart in Hillary's pantsuit
Smelly be her name
Thy Wall come
Thy trade deals be done

When Cred Forums wanted Romney to win, there was no Kek, there was nothing. Kek revealed himself to us because the Don was meant to win, nationalism is meant to rise again. Kek is the adversary of the Jews. Praise be his.

trump will look weak
but hillary will stroke out

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My town has nothing but shitty graffiti by teenage wiggers. I should get some spray paint and make a Pepe Trump. I'll make graffiti in my town great again.

hehe check THOSE dubs amirite

KEK will strike Hillary down on Monday . Shadilay

wtf I love dutch people now

It just occurred to me
>Within this 2D representation we can see the universe, it has room to grow but it grows spherically
>The spiral figure in the centre represents our milky way, the hole in the middle makes it obvious
>Big Bang, our magic sound powered by the caressing grip of Kek

It's Creation.

TRIPS

PLEASE KEK HEAR OUR CALL

ON MONDAY NIGHT SHE WILL FALL

OUR MEMES ARE OUR GIFTS

MAY YOU ENTER THROUGH THE RIFT

STRIKE HER DOWN ONCE MORE

WE SHALL LET ALL KNOW OF KEKS LORE

>Kek blesses the appraisal of the Swamp Jew

FULL THRUSTERS GO

Hillary will shit herself and faint while trump and everyone watching laughs. Trump goes on to win every state.
Praise Kek.

Shadilay my brother

Is there a message here?

c u soon hillary

Praise Kek!

Brothers, why do you always neglect the other prophetic song kek has blessed us with

youtube.com/watch?v=4PmUrrAkYfg

Listen to these words and shillary's recent "illness" after naming the frog will all make sense.

>Egyptologyst here
it says
>fallen ladder, bird, fallen cactus, leaf, surfboard, bird, double leaf, leaf, double leaf, leaf, spatula, spatula

it's a weather forecast.
>this evening in tripoli will be overcast with bouts of sunshine, a high pressure front moving from the north will bring humidity and an increased chance of rain in the morning, be sure to bring an umbrella, back to you Achmett...

youtu.be/sZJDYlxkM-c
PRAISE KEK

Hillary has a seizure on live tv

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Nobody here reads literal dune runes, breh

>praisekek.png
You done good, user.
Praise Kek!

Stroke softly, stroke chan!

Keep On Rolling

Stroke softly, stroke chan keep on rolling

KeK only answer if you guys post OC

What does this mean?

>google translate
oh shit, i see what you did there

At this rate, it looks like memes will become reality like in Persona 2.

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Shit like what elaborate.

KEK is pleased.

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Pimp PEPE!!!

Praise Lord Kek!

Meme magick is real!

Shadilay!

Shadilay!

kek says hillary will shit her pants and have a seizure during the debate. also anyone notice she's using a catheter?

Am i the only one here that knows it?

Hail kek, god of chaos

I have heard it suggested that she has it but nothing to confirm officially.

Beautiful.

kek wills it

How long until someone makes a movie starring Pepe?

trump loses the debates

Shadilay my brother

Praise KEK.

Praise Kek

Hillary will be BTFO, the Memes will it

PRAISE HIM

Prias

S H A D I L A Y.

>all those 33's
>bbc id
wew lad

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She will show up and fall over. Kek wills it.

Really makes you think.

APRAISE BEITH KEK!

GLORY TO TRUMP!
DOOM FOR HILLARY!!

moloch's magicians can't keep up with the influx of prophetic egyptian frog memes.

shadilay

youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

p r a i s e

k e k

Man, those crazy taiwanese 3dmax stuio cartoon makers sure know their shit and they're funny as fuck.
Impressive desu.

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump

Praise him!

Do we have a symbol for Kek?

I went with an ankh , a swastika 卐 and an infinity symbol ∞ for this shitty ms paint picture but does Kek have his own symbol?

Praise KEK

We should use the spiral

Witnessed. Praise Kek!

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE THE OGDOAD

Jiraiya (literally "Young Thunder"), is the toad riding character of the Japanese folklore Jiraiya Gōketsu Monogatari.

In the legend, Jiraiya is a ninja who uses shapeshifting magic to morph into a gigantic toad.

His arch-enemy was his one-time follower Yashagorō, later known as Orochimaru, a master of serpent magic.

looks like pepe is holding a sparkler to me. we should all buy sparklers to show our alligence to kek.

Of course, thank you

This

Spirals are incredibly common so we can do some more mindfucking with autistic liberals who will begin to associate nazi frogs with every spiral

> muh naruto circa1276

Kairyū Daikessen came out in 1966, Jiraya and his nemesis Orochimaru transform into two daikaiju, a toad and dragon, respectively, and have a duel to the death.

The male frog vs the female snake/serpent/dragon/wYrm.
S H A D I L A Y
P R A I S E

Wyrm
Wormsign
youtube.com/watch?v=2oJtHNPSUrE

The Shadilay Spiral. Of course!

>Monday

There are dozens more Spanish Pepe songs. What does it all mean?

youtube.com/user/arribapepe/videos
youtube.com/user/elsapopepeweb/videos

You can also force not trying to force

Get ready. Our new god must soon become the war god.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7cdHiZ010

>Implying Hillary won't be so hopped up on anti-seizure drugs that she won't be able to get out anything more than a slurred "Mr. Truuuump.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" before collapsing on stage while good ole' Don stands and smiles with a smug grin before shrugging as she's rushed off stage

>youtube.com/user/arribapepe/videos
really meiks me thenk

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this guy gets it

C'mon down Hillary. You don't need a chair here Hillary. Down here you can FLOAT. They all FLOAT down here.

Time for a revival.

There are no gods before Kek, and Trump is his prophet.

Could any of you artists please draw the above Kek Shahada as calligraphy, in the shape of the "smug Pepe"?

Similarly to this:

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Bismillah.JPG

Shadilay !

It is known. Praise kek!

Stroke softly, stroke chan!

Keep On Rolling

Praise him

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trips of truth i witnessed kek pessage
boards.Cred Forums.org/pol/thread/90223749/worldwide-vote#p90242444

stroke softly stroke chan, Keep on rolling

pls make hillary have some kind of obvious health related problem live

Monday's debate in a single image.

Praise Kek

Praise our lord! Hillary collapse pls. Also, make Morgan my gf.

Trump will lose. Kek will win.

PRAISE SHADILAY

Reroll

Fuck kek fuck your meme

praise kek.

kek works in mysterious ways.

That get.

Praise be to he

There is no reason to be upset.

Kek loves all of his children.

kek has blessed me.

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Kek has blessed you user.

Stroke softly, stroke chan!

Shadilay, Brother.

Kek wills it!

Stroke softly, stroke chan!

Keep On Rolling

Tfw FoxNews moderates the last debate

Meme America Great Again!

Stroke softly, stroke chan!

Keep On Rolling

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Stoke softly, stroke-chan. Keep on rolling.

Shadilay!!!

NO STOOLS!
NEEDS CHOC DOC...CAN'T WALK.
PRAISE KEK!

>Hillary and President Trump the same height
Hillary is a
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KEK will grant us the happening

Do I like the Pepe meme? Yes.

Do I support dank Pepe memes combining with Trump to troll Hillary? Yes.

Do I support the stupid forced egyptian frog garbage fad that hasn't accomplished anything other than a select group of autists spamming it everywhere?

No sir, I'm afraid I do not.

"Out of..................uh...upward spiral."
It's a sign boys. All keks on deck!

Don't forget what the Australian poster said.

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Meh. I feel you bro, but you're taking it too seriously m8.

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Nobody checking those dubby dubs
shamefur

Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
>ifunny

Praise him!

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