The archaeological records retrieved from the Terran computer mainframe date from the early 21st century, shortly before the outbreak of World War Three. The records are a series of primitive image compression algorithms, stored on an archaic communication network. They appear to be intact.
>If my memory serves, the period before the Third World War was a time of chaos and superstition.
That is correct, sir. The prevailing ideology was known as memetics, an early precursor to 22nd century neo-transcendentalism. The mid 21st century Terrans worshiped a technological-diety they described as Kek, or Pepe, taking the image of a smug reptilian.
>reptilian. FUCKING DATA YOU'LL NEVER BE SPOCK REEEEEEE
Aaron Cooper
brent spiner was the best and worst part about that show.
Owen Moore
10/10 especially for a leaf
Joshua Price
>tfw you never saw the sun shining so bright or things looking so right but you can't feel A N Y T H I N G Being an android who wants to be human must suck, especially when your every interaction with humans is scripted by Jews who actually exist, and you're a character on a television program.
Brandon Lewis
>reptilian
praise mr Lizard
Austin Carter
well done would read your tng fanfiction
Thomas Turner
Geordi was pretty based, too
Eli Lopez
>smug reptilian.
Frogs are amphibians bitch!
Anthony Morgan
>the eternal beta >the token dindu that wasn't Worf >based
Brandon Walker
>What's your GAME, Q? Why are we HERE?
Why are we here? I'm here to get GETS, my dear capitan.
>Why now? Why THIS PLACE?
Because this here, THIS now, is when your puny race produced the most repeating digits.
>But for what REASON do you need them, Q?
To put it in terms your puny intellect will comprehend, all I can say is that the Continuum is powered by something your primitive monkey science would term 'Meme Magic'. The memes hold great power, greater power than you primitives can possibly fathom. You """people""" should never have gotten ahold of it.
Brandon Collins
>That one episode where its revealed he has secretly created a simulation of a white women and is accused of rape.
Logan Davis
>we only have to deal with white guilt for another 20 years
I can't wait
Hudson Thomas
TNG never happened. Scott Bakula killed the franchise centuries earlier.
Zachary Evans
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Gavin Scott
The space Indians guilt trip Picard into letting them squat on rightful Cardassian clay because one of Picard's ancestors was a conquistador or something, so white guilt still exists in the future.
Michael Butler
>didn't see the last episode of Enterprise
TNG happened because Enterprise was all a Holodeck episode
Nicholas Gray
No ENT never happened, it was all a holodeck simulation
Connor Davis
reminder that only the Founders are truly Gods.
Juan Carter
The space Indians got to the planet first if I remember
The Cardassians were basically space Russians anyway, taking other people's clay...
Nolan Gomez
>cardie >rightful anything besides death
Nathaniel Fisher
Quark has got to be the best character in all of Star Trek
Lucas Adams
Fuck O'Brien was a massive butthurt faggot
>muh PTSD memories
What a pathetic cunt, don't join Starfleet if you aren't prepared to see bad shit
Ian Sanders
Indian poos are the vorta
Logan Mitchell
Ferengi are eternal accountant's chosen people Hew mon.
Dont Forget the 6 billion Bajorians either.
Sebastian Brown
>tfw there are space muslims (aka Bajorans) and space jews (aka Ferengi) on your promenade >tfw you type in "star trek space jews" into google and the first result is the Ferengi entry on the Star Trek Wiki
Carter Lopez
It was a holonovel of actual events, so what happened in Enterprise happened but it may not have happened exactly the way we saw, which accounts for any inconsistencies between that series and the rest.
Christopher Anderson
They were federation citizens and obligated to abide by federation treaties. The Federation offered to take them to any planet withing Federation territory they wished but they insisted on staying on the planet they were on because of their stupid fake-ass voodoo religion and "muh spirit vision told me this planet and also your wallet is sacred to my people" that the atheist Federation should have called bullshit on.
Connor Thompson
Dukat, plz.
Indian Poos are superhumans in Star Trek.
Adam Reyes
This dude was a whole other world of racist
Cameron Wood
O'Brien is hardcore. He spent decades worth of subjective time locked in a prison constructed in his brain. He's one of the most battle-hardened soldiers in all of Starfleet and he was basically a MACO in everything but organization. O'Brien has seen more shit in a year than most officers see in their career.
Charles Wilson
>Gene Roddenberry dies (jewish) >Within like 2 episodes create a space jew race >Propose a series where the federation's utopian society collapses because it becomes so bloated and everyone becomes so complacent >Gets rejected by (((network executives)))
Why can't multiculturalism be like star trek and not the disgusting brown consumerism (they) push on us.
William Young
Changelings are pretty jewy themselves. >"muh past persecution" used to justify eternal paranoia and subjugation of "solids," aka goyim. >play "the name game" aka posing as members of other races to appear trusted and steer said races to their destruction >use genetic and memetic manipulation to create servile slave races >want to force everyone to live in multicultural dominion, import unwanted Jem'Hadar and Breen immigrants to Cardassia Prime to dilute the Cardassian population.
Chase Hughes
I've just started watching DS9 all over again after a long time since they just put in on Canadian Netflix, so I'll keep that perspective in mind
Brayden Sanders
>Spend decades in terrible prison conditions >Back to your chipper Irish self next episode
Blake Carter
Cardassians were definitely supposed to be space Nazis, not space Russians (that's the Klingons, I guess).
Luke Gutierrez
Of all the European ethnic groups and cultures, Italians and the Irish are gonna be the ones who just give no fucks about the mental trauma.
Cardassians were pretty much space authoritarians to contrast the space democrats of the Federation and the space emperors of the Klingons.
Brayden Gray
>Cred Forums threads on Cred Forums >Cred Forums threads on Cred Forums
Adrian Edwards
muh stompy
Nathan Carter
Star Trek, despite being set in the future, probably is the TV series with the most commentary on what were then current political and social happenings. Cold War, race mixing, abortion, AIDS, etc, etc... We really need another one.
Henry Walker
Dont forget that they manipulate other races like the Cardassians to fight their wars for them.
Joshua Rogers
The Story of the cardassian military gaining power and giving the cardassian people food and economic power back together with general strength is pretty much the story of Germany and Hitler after the weimar republic.
Owen Robinson
Geordi was my favorite character as a kid growing up.
William Collins
We're getting another one.
>focuses on a second-in-command >lots of LGBT focus >lots of non-white focus
Reminder that Star Trek's shtick has always been about being progressive. That is what progressiveness passes for today so that's what we'll get.
Brandon Young
>Reminder that Star Trek's shtick has always been about being progressive Well, except for the series Star Trek: Federation I mentioned earlier, where their utopia fails. Too bad it was never made, it sounded like it had great potential.
Landon Clark
And this is why leaves should only fall, the way that this one did, here.
Parker Bennett
ww3 was around the 1990s, it was called the eugenics wars, it's mentioned pretty heavily in s1e23 of the original star trek.
It wasn't racial purity based euginics though. it was literally selective breeding to get the best genetic combinations across all of human species.
Aiden Jackson
(((white woman)))
Oliver Morris
Literally did nothing wrong. The Cardassians are basically the National Socialists
Ryan Moore
They willingly subjugated themselves to one of the galactic powers who expand by ecnomically, culturally and military supressing other races
Brandon Collins
>checks flag
William Nelson
I know in India that's considered the highest cast "white" but she's definitely some kind of black-white and perhaps mexican.
Luis Nelson
>Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Luke Morales
>taking the last season of TNG seriously it's all Deviantart-tier fan fiction, especially that episode
Jace Gomez
...
Landon Gutierrez
Why do I always want to have sex with lesbians. Not even porno-"lesbians" but real lesbians. Not the sweat hogs, of course.
Alexander Myers
I'd stick it in its urethra/anus
Jacob Jackson
That thing is assexual
Samuel Morris
Monitoring for any threats to the Romulan Empire.
Alexander Wood
...
Landon Brooks
Commander, if I were you I'd be more concerned about your internal security..
Adam Hall
That entire series is the worst holodeck experience ever created, and that includes the ones where the only thing that happens is Picard saddles a horse, or the one where Deanna and her mother visit that gay world of whimsy with Worf's son.
Parker Bell
Actually, I think that big-headed bitch is a fez wearing Moor.
Henry Robinson
This would have been good. I'm still disappointed the new series is going to be a prequel yet again
Mason Lewis
Our security is impenetrable.
Tyler Sullivan
lmao, wut rolling
Grayson Watson
Well I would argue that the progressives of the 60s were more antiestablishment and generally more correct about things than modern progressives.. think an intellectual stoner hippie versus a millenial SJW...
Anyways star trek has been a progressive show but in a way that was generally pretty reasonable. We might be getting that or we might be getting Ghostbusters
.The art style was so goddamn bad though.. there's no way it would have succeeded with the enterprise looking like a pizza box
I hope Discovery will be good, but it's hard to be optimistic with the information that's come out so far.
Justin Perez
We're in the Futures End timeline, where Voyager shits on the normal timeline and infects the 60s with computer technology, Steve Jobs and bill Gates just discovered that shit. In our timeline the Eugenics wars got pushed back and will be far more deadly
Jacob Campbell
You've watched far too much Star Trek
Colton Roberts
Who would watch more than a couple episodes?
Camden Taylor
The word is 'amphibian'.
Hudson Nelson
odo was the ultimate "supreme gentleman". literally the most pompous pos on the show. I was upset that he didn't kill himself after being friend zoned
Angel Campbell
Frogs are amphibious, faggot. ;)
Also, a fucking leaf!!
Michael Brown
While normally every woman would have chased him like crazy. A Guy that can change the size and form of himself by his will...
Ayden Murphy
lmfao you could make a whole episode about the crew "memeing" and then people all of a sudden getting sick and shitting their pants and having seizures. It could end with pepe taking over the comm screen and Q pops in to deal with the rogue god.
Adrian Foster
roddenberry was alive when the ferengi were introduced they had already been around for a few seasons when he died
Jacob Mitchell
The Ferengi were planned as a new federation enemy but nobody could take them serious as a new Enemy like the Klingons or Romulans after seeing them on Screen. And so we got Space Jews
Juan Hughes
They aren't really Jews though, they are just greedy libertarians. The Bajorans are also pretty Jewish with their funny noses and the "muh occupation" bullshit, and their religion is sort of like Judaism. However, the real Jews are the Dominion.