You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?
Maybe there is a fucking reason for that 1. The ocean sucks 2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish 3. Fuck salt
Let me explain to you something Cred Forums We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit
If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper
I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find it out
Actually there is an extremely good reason to explore out deepest oceans, and one that relates to outer space quiet well.
Simply, to see if, and how, organisms survive under that much pressure, what would their bones structure (if any) be like? Understanding how to mimic something like that would be useful for entering dense atmospheres or visiting high-gravity planets.
Ryan Parker
t. cthulu
Connor King
>there's nothing down here >please don't explore the oceans
Hmm I wonder who is behind this post
Cooper Williams
Fuck off your lying
There isnt anything cool down here Just leave me alone
Christian Price
Kirk been a while since I saw this thread fug you ocean man
Caleb Miller
Are you mentally disabled?
Nolan Hernandez
Jews have an underwater base confirmed
Nathaniel Price
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David Baker
I'm totally with you burger. Any animal that can't be efficiently hunted down with guns, isn't really worth being hunted at all.
Leo James
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Hudson Cruz
Exactly
I love coming up and shooting uhh animals with you
Definitely not the dark one
John Torres
>sea monster detected
John Ward
Cjewlu?
Colton Watson
You'll always be welcome, burger.
Zachary Sanders
FEAR THE OCEAN JEW
Henry Martinez
This
Also, if you don't think deep sea creatures are the tightest shit get out of my face
Mason Hill
Don't name the Unnamed!
Jace Cook
>we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans? 99% of space is also really fucking simple. Like Newtonian physics tier simple.
More people have walked on the moon than have been to the deepest part of the ocean
Ryder Baker
One of the best reasons to explore the oceans is it may contain cures and ideas for medicine that we haven't discovered yet
Jonathan Perry
>HAHAHA HUMANS DON'T GO DOWN IN THE OCEANS THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU THERE HAHAHA
>T. Merman
Nice try shill. get ready for more of our drills.
Gabriel Perez
>He passed calculus 1 >thinks he knows physics
Do you have any idea how complicated everything we know about classical mechanics was to derive? Newtonian physics is not easy and just because you managed to pass with a C doesn't make you a physicist.
Matthew Martinez
Damn you beat me to the punch
Xavier Brooks
So sick of these fucking kike mermaids shilling up our board.
Eli Rivera
(((mermaids)))
Noah Cooper
I genuinely love pics like that, got any more? forgot what the word for em was.
Henry Watson
works a lot better than you would think
Asher Reyes
>We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there You know all those resources people harvest here on the land, and they are always so worried, going on about how we are using them up... they are all still down there, plentiful and waiting to be tapped.
Daniel Sanders
most creative thread ive browsed in a while
cheers for the chuckle m8
Xavier Scott
>when you come into a thread looking for one exact post and find it Thanks
Mason Scott
Are you still salty over the colonies?
Hunter Lee
There is an entire secret race of children hiding in the depths of the ocean. So make sure you don't go there.
Ryder Gomez
>he cares about deriving shit T.cringy math major
Josiah Reed
>Carnivorous squirrel WHAT
Nolan Rogers
Just search up thalassophobia, whether it's deep water or giant sea monsters it all pretty much falls under this.
Jaxon Hughes
Fuck off merman were coming for that mermaid pussy
fuck you faggot i want to find more awesome glowing shit you're probably a pussy scared of deep sea life
Gabriel Gutierrez
>fuck salt
Are you an oldfag, of the tourettes guy era?
Jaxon Hall
pretty sure Squirrels are omnivores and can eat carrion if desperate
Cooper Green
You sound like someone that wants to make sure we don't find something out about the oceans.
John Wood
t.ocean emu
Henry Ross
You sound like a typical kike shill...
So what are you heebs hiding down there? Shekels?
Nicholas Cruz
>We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there >So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
This sounds exactly like someone's trying to hide something down there. Is this where you keep all the jewgold?
Grayson Peterson
Do you have this without the doge
Jack Ramirez
Yeah nice fucking try m8 I've seen the sign
Lincoln Morgan
Good earthlings, there is nothing at the bottom of the ocean, nothing
>good hoy >dont develop any interest in looking in the ocean >there arent certainly any sentient life and civilizations down there, perfectly isolated from us
Kevin Cox
Shhh we don't talk about the LMs
William Barnes
OP, Fuck You. People like u are the reason I fucking invaded t. Ika Musume
PS keep yer faggot ass away from mah beach human scum
Leo Perez
Wot
Henry Scott
Whoa this thread seems to be dropping through pages at a higher than expected rate.
On an unrelated note, don't look for a pdf copy of The UFO Book online. And definitely avoid reading it.
>Maybe there is a fucking reason for that No shit Sherlock, why do you think we want to so desperately go to space? Its to get away from our own fucking ocean, shit ain't right and we will never go near it because doing so means our death since we literally lose all control under the ocean.
Joseph Campbell
No he's salt the cause the Bongs realize Brexit will never happened and they will stay cuckd Its what they deserve though so I don't get why they're crying, they're getting off lucky if you ask me
Nathan Lewis
>No he's salt the cause the Bongs realize Brexit will never happened and they will stay cuckd ...did you fall out of a time warp from the past?
There was a deepsea expedition with a robot earlier this year that had threads here for some reason. Eyebro was some sponge that looked like an eye on a stalk and the robot cut it.
There were meme pics of him with pepe hand and everything, and people complained about the cunt that narrated the thing because she sucked.
It was one of those magical Cred Forums moments, now lost in time.
James Butler
I'm on to you Ryan.
Kevin Bell
this isn't a worm it's a moray eel from the front > t. marine biologyfag
Tyler Campbell
wow I've been waiting for this thread to come around again... phew my wait is over..
Gavin Smith
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Colton King
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Julian Roberts
... Gahhh
Okay. They say 95% unexplored but.., that's not really true. We've mapped it all out and explored most of the coast. Occasionally oil companies will go pretty deep. All that is at the bottom is featureless clay or shit. Most of the animals down there can't survive up here. What they mean by explored is a human or drone has floated in the vicinity. If you apply that same logic places like Canada or Russia would be like 25% unexplored.
Long story short, 95% is kind of a trick, and it's more like 10% unexplored meaning they is life down there and we haven't seen it and we know exactly would the structure looks like. Like the ridges, hills depths etc
Nicholas Turner
nope. nothing down here.
Jonathan Richardson
Maybe an eel. Not a fucking moray. Those are adorable.
Sebastian Myers
FUCK SALT!
Gabriel Sanchez
It is moray or at least an eel of some sort, it's just deformed.
Brayden Cooper
Clearly A GIANT WORM!
Leo Sullivan
Most animals will eat meat, the only issue is that most herbivores absolutely suck at catching it.
Luis Peterson
Cool man. I just saved the image based on what I thought it was. Jesus.
trenches my friend the continental ones go incredibly deep
Liam Ward
just one of many kinds of worms in the ocean pic related is pigbutt worm, i always get a kick out of it
Chase Phillips
T H I C C
Wyatt Richardson
I bet you're an alien stuck at the bottom of the ocean trying to use reverse physiology to make us find you
Elijah Brooks
What does this autistic roleplaying thread have to do with Cred Forums?
Fuck off, retard.
Colton Brooks
Needs one of these made
Gabriel Hill
They make underwater guns. Russians have an assault rifle
Liam Powell
Yes goys, nothing to see down there!
Ryder Garcia
Usually they are referring to the surface of the moon versus the Earth's oceans. Surfaces of planets are relatively easy to understand since we can see them (i.e. electromagnetic radiation containing information reaches us from there). Beneath the oceans, or deeper into the earth's core (or any planet really), and it's hard to understand what is exactly happening.
Evan Baker
Navy test.
Bentley Torres
It exists... It was posted the last time this copy pasta was prepared.