TRUMP GENERAL - PRAISE KEK EDITION

> Trying to find the name of an old anime movie I saw when I was a kid
> Only thing I remember was there was a bus that was a cat
> Search "Comfy Cat Bus"
> Get Pence

Comfiest man of all time confirmed

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Kek has chosen Trump to lead USA & the world

Republicans are undersampled as well.

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Did Le Delegates Man really endorse Trump?

lmfao filters.

sm h.com.au/world/us-election/donald-trump-asks-gennifer-flowers-to-us-presidential-debate-against-hillary-clinton-20160924-grntxk.html

Is this where we Awoo~?

OH SHIT CHECK DRUDGE BOIS

How do you not remember My Neighbor Totoro?

Do you have just the full res snek part?

>90225418
same one posted earlier. Im more intrested in current voting in Iowa for today

(((They))) know

Yes Ese

The word filter still fucks up your links haha

My Neighbor Tortoro is what you are looking for.

I want to believe, but it has a MoE of 5%

>((Ferguson))

Truck bomb in Budapest?

Who /earlyvoting/ here?

>VOTE TRUMP
>worldwide.vote/

This is a thing of beauty

Thanks Anons. You are doing God's work.
Keep it up, lift, and we will all get GFs by the end of this!

wrong

>the debates are all about getting those last undecided college educated women voter

This bitch is retarded. They've spent weeks saying Hillary has that demographic locked down, but now it's magically all about them again. Women are so self important.

this thread is going to fast no one will see how sad i am manowar will be breaking up

b-baka

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

Thanks

I don't watch a lot of nipponeese art

Were those other photos helpful? Did you get what you needed?

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IS IT LESS THAN 48 HOURS NOW?

>when you think you've got Trump good with Cuban, but he pulls a Flowers and flips it back at you hard

Turn that frown upside down.

which is good, mean they are tied.

You are, samefag.

Go ahead, let them think they've already won. They're part of the very small demographic that actually supports Hillary anyway. Everyone else is just ticking her name passive aggressively because they've been brainwashed into hating Trump.

Reminder

Anyone who attempts to label this movement with any label (((alt-right))) is a money grubbing shill only looking to latch on and put themselves at the helm. This movement has no leader and doesn't need a leader.

We are nationalists, nothing more nothing less.

Some comfy new polls:

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/

>Netherlands

Explain yourselves now, you have Geert, yet you do this.

>reddit communism

archive link for keks?

>jpg

(((Feingold)))

Like clockwork.

You can keep telling yourself that, Shlomo, but you know it's not true.

>Australia: 253 votes (94% Trump)

God damn

>Canada: 472 Votes (93%)

WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

New ABC/WashPo poll drops Sunday.

Democrats are actually terrified because women aren't going for hillary like they were supposed to

She planned on leading by 5 more than Obama did (nearly 20%) instead she's just barely at 10, WORSE than Obama, and at times Trump has actually led with women, which isn't supposed to happen at all

This might be the election women redeem themselves as a voting bloc

>reddit communism
That's a tautology

What a bunch of cucks
youtube.com/watch?v=JWI5-vWqcGc

HERE WE GO
GOOD TO GO

So people are making a big stink about Mark Cuban in the front row of the debates but that doesn't really mean anything right? It's not like he can ask questions or anything.

>That 1 Zimbabwe guy

YES

It shouldn't take too long until the leftists find about this poll

where is a good, uninterrupted place to watch the debate on youtube? I don't want ANY shitty commentary. Is RSBN covering?

I might still be at work, fug

Why do they also do the gay shit? Is this supposed to bother me?

I got a kick out of naked trump statues, this aint shit

not quite. there's not enough statistical information to deduce whether one is ahead or not..

Not so fast! Yes, being in the MoE is good, but anything over 3% means the poll is edging towards unreliable territory

It feels like I haven't heard much about the upcoming debate from the MSM, are they scared about incoming slaughter and want to minimize viewers?

How long will this retarded Robert Riech "totally real story guyz" post keep showing up in my liberal friends feeds?

just sent mine off today, NY state absentee ballot voting.

It's good to see Australia is with us on fixing America.

CSPAN stream.

The whole idea is that Trump is metaphorically making out with all of us, he's that close to us.

Goddamn I am so excited and nervous about the debates
Its going to be one of the biggest television events in human history and we helped meme it into reality

>cynicism of his campaign
Literally what? His campaign is pure unbridled optimism.

There's not supposed to be any sort of commentary or even commercial breaks. Any TV stream should probably work.

>mfw my memes have been featured on CNN twice and MSNBC twice throughout Trump's rise
I got to play Shadow Ops for real just like my vidya, now we just need to win.

He was also the only Senator to vote no on the PATRIOT Act. And one of few to vote no on Iraq. I voted Johnson out of respect for how Trump is trying to change the GOP, so he'll need Republicans in government to work with, but Feingold is a decent person, at least for a kike and a Democrat.

This is it lads, the D-Day approaches, as far as insider user strategy is concerned. If we land in this Normandy successfully, then the war will be pretty much over.

>The prince of Zimbabwe is on our side.
Landslide imminent.

We'll still win. The tide has turned online, we're dominating lately.

TRUMP

>turning perfectly fine jpegs into png

Gas yourself

>not knowing it's end times
have fun lad

Friendship is meme magic

Sweden and Germany are pro-trump
they are waking up

Women seem to be especially sheepish when it comes to voting unless they are career women or young women.

Women from 30-50 who are married with kids will almost always vote in line with their husband. So if Trump becomes the more popular candidate, women will flock to him based on the fact its become socially acceptable to be a Trump supporter than a Clinton one.

If we can break that threshold and make Trump the more popular choice, by even a slim margin, then Clinton will lose the female vote.

So maintain a positive Trump message and hit Clinton hard hard hard on her negatives. Especially bringing up Bill and her using him constantly as a crutch.

Reminder that almost every single Hillary vote is coming from the Nederlands, and it has a ridiculously high count compared to anyone else who isn't Burger, Bong, or Leaf.

I guess that's where their bot and/or shill is at this time.

Vote for poverty and being taken advantage of... no thanks. Fuck Trump and Fuck Canada.

www.infowars.com

What a hero.

>The Economist would prefer not to advertise the rantings of racists and cranks
>but we will anyway
Nice work.

Thanks mate.

The idea was that it would stump Trump, but Trump is unstumpable. (((Cuban))) pussied out anyway!

>The whole idea is that Trump is metaphorically making out with all of us, he's that close to us.
I'm okay with this

eh it's not trump who brought us to the light, it's clinton in her retarded speech. Bet they didnt mention that.

This really sheds new light on the nature of leafposting in particular.

Yeah I was wondering why they have such an amazingly high vote total from one tiny country.

>She agreed to let Mark Cuban sit front row and smirk at Trump for 90 minutes which started this shit
Her Official Campaign Statement

Wtf is up with those symbols on the page?

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yeah mate, he'll be right, mate

the guy who made it was in the netherlands, if you read the about. i guess his friends know about it

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lol did he really?

They think having the wannabe version of Trump in the front row is gonna "psyche out" the real Trump, for some reason.

How many years was The Apprentice the number 1 show? Who gives a shit about Shark Tank?

Yeah its obviously made to show the average voter that the world hates Donald Trump.

What're you doing in Oz?

If you vote for me I promise I'll build the wall.

-H

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>Sweden and Germany are pro-trump
Most Swedes despise Trump. Should I dig up some local news articles to prove it?

youtube.com/watch?v=jrVeIKH14PQ

Help non-literate people vote

In India they don't use any letters / characters of any kind since there are so many languages, they just assign each party a symbol (Bike, Elephant, Car, etc) and you pick them out

Parties pick their own symbols here, so take note that the GOP chose an eagle and the Dems picked the single star of communism

Each party picked a logo in the '70s and they never changed it.

Anyone else not watching the debate because you're cursed, and anytime you associate yourself with pulling for a team things go horribly wrong?

No shit we know, now go back to your cuckshed BBC is waiting.

You should dig my dick out of your ass first.

The absolute mad rat

>Obama approval +11
why does anyone trust (((polls)))?

>MFW I'm paralyzed by the fear of Trump losing the debate and the election
>Never involved myself so deeply in my entire life yet I'm also a born loser, most of what I try for and/or
hope in goes up in flames

Anxious as fuck the past several days about the debate, expect it to be a media hatchet job that'll try to destroy his campaign with slanted questions, biased moderators, and articles and hill favored "polls" right after. Occasionally feel out of breath doing nothing and feel my heart beating out of my chest

I meant in the vote on this website, which I thought you would understand

You have to get Mexico to pay for it silly Crooked Hillary.

Wtf? I love a 65% Estate Tax now!

What war?

All of these based 100%s and then I notice Saudis are 2/2 for Trump as well lmfao.

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>trusting polls for anything but comedy/trolling purposes

>Rato bent the knee

i guess he didnt want to burn

She'd say it in a hot minute if it would get her a few more voters (she wouldnt build it).

abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/lawmakers-vow-override-obamas-veto-sept-11-bill-42324424

>+11

what am i looking at?
I hope that the 100% next to my homecountry of Peru is how much they like Trump

Some dude just rammed a truck through my little town's soup kitchen... I guess I should be a good goy and just "get used to it" since this is the future, every single day, if Trump loses...

Bongs said the same thing about watching Brexit coverage.

You're not alone in this user, together we can wreck the shit out of whatever curse some /x/ neckbeard accidentally put on you when he tried to conjure a tulpa gf

No, I won't use the hateful and racist rhetoric of Trump to bully Mexico into building the wall.

That's why I'm proposing a new tax rate of 65%.

You're ALL going to pay for the wall!

-H

twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/779808746134536192

If this turns out to be truth it'll be YUUUUGEEEE

Today's my 24th birthday and I wish for Trump to fix the world alongside the leaders of the future nationalist governments of the world

Of course the (((media))) of socialist EU countries are going to shit talk Trump

(((Who))) do you think runs the media there, after all?

Yes. And Trump invited Gennifer Flowers, with whom Slick Willy had an affair and she accepted.

Hillary's throwing vases and books everywhere right now, if she's not totally drugged and sleeping.

It is yes, its a worldwide vote with trump leading at 88% of the votes

>serbia 98%
>2% kebab

Why do we get the shitty 2% serb?

she voted for the fence act IIRC and theres a video of her shilling it

That's probably why they have to focus so hard on single women and single mothers, particularly black women. Without a husband around to talk sense into them, they are gullible sheep who will buy into whatever dumb shit Hillary is throwing at them this week.

I hate that I read the entire thing in his sniveling rat voice.

>b-b-but 2012! Cred Forums is wrong!

No bitch nigga, we always right, people revise history when it comes to 2012

>Pakistani
That there tells you it's fake
Have you not been told about the religion of
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>Today's my 24th birthday

I just sent my mail-in ballot for Trump. I live in NJ, though (a traditionally blue state). Does my vote even matter?

Pretty sure SA is pretty fucking jaded with (((diversity))) and socialism at this point.

Random question: if I buy an AR chambered .22, can I swap out the upper and use the lower in standard 5.56? Dimensions are usually the same since most .22 ARs are conversions but I'm not entirely sure if it would work.

either way, illegal mexican or muslim

win win

T-thank you, senpai

No it won't

They hijacked jetliners and flew them into skyscrapers killing 3000 innocent people

If that wasn't enough to get them all kicked out, nothing will

No, I know that, but did cuban really pussy out?

Happy birthday user. It's going to be a great one.

It's from this
It seems to be a worldwide presidential poll.

Rimfire lowers and centerfire lowers will be completely different.

> The mexican government's own policies are pushing people north, over our border... it's their welfare, they send them here.

youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0

Happy birthday user!

it's mine soon as well.
hope i dont try to kill myself this time

When are we getting the leaks we were promised?!!

Why is his approval even above water?

Happy birthday user

>mfw Louisiana fag

>mfw have the chance to vote for David Duke

should I do it? lol

never been into the whole stormfag thing at all

Do you see the white men scream?
Retards think they still can win
Underneath their mother's bedsheets
Masturbating to anime again!
Politics is for the left
For the right is dumb and gay

SING IT WITH ME Cred Forums!

Cool

Do it for the butthurt he can and will cause if he gets elected

Your vote ALWAYS matters. "Bah who cares, voting doesn't mean anything anyways" is globalist concern shilling

Happy birthday

I might have to jump the Trump Train tonight. He lied.

He said Hillary had her iPhones destroyed to cover up collusion between her foundation and the State Department while acting as Secretary of State.

She didn't destroy iPhones, they were Blackberries. #ImWithDurr

>youtu.be/Htt91G2qDwM

This fucking election.

>be Obama
>totally eviscerate and humiliate, basically just some guy, infront of millions
>expect to totally ruin this man, casting him into the abyss, never to be seen again
>I'm the fucking President, he's nothing to me, he's a joke.

>4 years later
>Donald Trump, that same man, is now the Republican nominee for President
>after destroying a political dynasty that has ruled over the Republican party for 30 years, totally reshaping the party into a party that isn't all about war with Russia and muh Middle East
>is on course to defeat Obama's top lapdog
>Obama now wakes up in the middle of the night every night with a cold sweat
>this man, Donald J. Trump, The Destroyer of Worlds, is about to exact his revenge
>He will take the keys to the Oval Office from Barack Obama's hands.

Do you think Obama regrets that evening?

Confirmed yet again!

He better or he might accidentally shoot himself twice in the back of the head.

Do it just to see what Morning Joe says if he wins

that reminds me its also Vlad Putin's Birthday on October 7th.

In fact, my birthday is right between his and Assad's.

WTF? Well, you can look into what has happened in South Africa, which is what is planned for us if Trump loses
>beyond any horror movie you've ever seen

>gf bought me this out of the blue

fug

businessinsider.com/ndaa-legalizes-propaganda-2012-5

he's all good now

Yes.

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>all those shoehorns
wew lad ctr really sucks at this

>Jeanine in workout clothes
hnng

>DONALD! YOU DIDN'T DISAVOW DAVID DUKE AND NOW MY SON FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND HE WON THE RACE AKLSNVADSKLVNADSKLVADNSKLVADNSV

>02
What did they mean by this?

nypost.com/2016/09/23/football-getting-the-boot-from-nyc-bars-on-debate-night/

IT'S HAPPENING

THE DEBATES WILL GET MORE VIEWS THAN FOOTBALL

>this video is not available

Well rip

Marry her

I put in my support for you, Dahnald.

Now that we're on the same team and all........
Hand over the delegates.

>mfw I just figured out I'll be working 2-10 Monday.
>mfw I can't watch the first debate live.

Have leftists come up with ANY original memes that have lasted longer than a day?

They're expecting 130 million domestic viewers which would make it the second most watched event in US television history

90 minutes, no ad breaks, cameras cannot be disconnected

mark (((cuban)))'s been talking shit for months. they post articles about it on cnbc so people can mock him in the comments section

Happy birthday, user!

Listen to it on the radio

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>11/9 and 7/10
fair amount of days, user.

nice gift, but why man.
pop vinyls are trash

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wiat, what happened?

Trump warned them

NFL should have fought to change the date

These toys are ugly as hell, why are they even made? Who buys this shit?

It's not over, Dahnold. You have been my first great defeat, but I will come back to fight my Prinicipled Conservative Campaign one day, Dahnold.

One day.

Can confirm
Shits gonna be in the middle of the night for me but im staying up to watch it

Happy birthday user! Here's your (you)

Trump was this years most popular televised event aside from the Superbowl.

These debates are going to be insane.

Once a woman becomes a mother, she will become more conservative since it's obvious that conserving our civilization is important to the future of her children and grandchildren. That is unless she is already hopelessly lost to leftism, and there are some who are, but they are the minority. Black women don't count since they can't really comprehend or value the civilization that our ancestors built and we maintain.

>second

inb4 it beats the moon landing

His dumbass right wing retard gf.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Proof?

I won't either, I have a bible study group during the first part of the debate.
This is one of those moments when you decide God comes first in life.

I dont know, Im kind of leaning towards Donald "Crawdaddy" Crawford

>this is an actual name on the sample ballot

Where was Trump on 9/11? I remember him being on TV the day after possibly, but I don't know what he was up to on the 11th. Did he send construction equipment down to ground zero to help clear it out?

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I was listening to the powerful joe rogan experience today and his guest said that Trump has never said anything profound during his campaign

Has he ever said anything profound?

Wait, so was this dinner before or after he announced his candidacy?

>REMINDER
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REFER TO TRUMP FROM HERE ON OUT ONLY AS "President Trump"

WE WILL MEME HIM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

MEME MAGIC IS REAL AND PERCEPTION IS
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PRESIDENT TRUMP
PRESIDENT TRUMP
PRESIDENT TRUMP

Kek was here all along

Drumpf.

I don't even think this one's CTR, just an angry leftist.

Hello, angry leftist! How are you doing today?

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I think the most watched of all time was 9/11 but that was spread out over a few broadcasters, if it's just by single broadcast viewers than the record is 111 million.

The debate will be THE most watched televised event in the history of America.

It was in 2011.
The Don has been channeling his anger for over five years.

Do it for the lulz at least. If he actually gets into the senate everyone will just ignore him and veto everything he proposes anyways.

>Hillary's path = a disability ramp
>Trump's path = Ramming up
Hillarys anus

Kekd and checked

every time i've seen this posted, the post has dubs.

>Trump dreads shame
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>not knowing his religious pastor in positive thinking
>not knowing he is trained to feel no shame (early failures not affecting him before trump tower etc.) (see scott adams)

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>tfw my sister was conservative until she had children

the CTR trolls in this thread are scrubs or 15 years old

Really? Damn, one of the best comebacks ever lel.

chavez is back from the dead?

This is so accurate its spooky. fucking hate Baton rouge, and all their "Swamp life, hog life" Bullshit.

What time does the debate start?

Joe Rogan is really ignorant about politics.
Off the top of my head
>I am not running to be President of the world, but President of the United States
In response to the globalist agenda of the past ~30 years

THIS

Whats great about the Gennifer thing is it shows Trump is prepared to bring anything into the debates, which terrifies the Clinton camp. They are even preparing for the Vince Foster issue

Happy Birthday FloridaOP

>the CTR trolls in this thread have nothing better to do on a Saturday night

>tfw I've been here since February infiltrating you and have dropped the facade now that your collective doom is assured

OK, so a week.

discord.gg/zqZcT

>mfw Hillary gets asked a question
>goes into a coughing fit
>cant answer and time runs out
>they move onto president Trump

Any GoTbros here?

Now to be fair, neither do we

Who /hype/ for new Can't Stump video after the debate?

hey trump senpai
i haven't watched a rally since the last one about immigration (arizona I think?)
I want to watch one now
Any recommendations for a particularly powerful rally?

DEBATES ARE IN FORTY SIX HOURS FOLKS. WE HAVE LESS THAN TWO DAYS UNTIL HILLARY GETS DESTROYED ONSTAGE IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS.

a completely unfunny, forced hollywood meme

the worst part about it is how smug the people who unironically use this term are, they think it's the biggest trump card and that they totally "got you stupid rednecks"

it's pathetic

if i had a death note i would make trump cut off his own balls then smash it into a meat patty and then feed ti to Hilary in a burger.once thats done i want him to get killed by the KKK

IRONMAN SAID TRUMP IS BAD

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The moon landing got 500 million people watching worldwide.

For it to beat that, it would require more views than the entire U.S. population

Fug

Because the first Trump isn't for sale.

Did you watch his acceptance speech at the RNC? Best speech of his campaign imo.

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I'd say we're winning an election, which is very important.

Been a while famwise

Rogan only cares about weed. Trump could bring unemployment and crime down to 0% and Rogan would still dislike Trump because he didn't make weed a free public good

I was only checking domestic viewers, Internationally I think they're expecting around 750 million

100 million domestically....it could easily beat the moon landing worldwide

>collective doom
>Hillary literally shitting herself today

it's saturday morning

You know what, I don't think I did.
Thanks man.

bonne anniversae

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I concur. I haven't seen you since I left Austin.

CHECKED

*sunday

Trump being all calm and cool despite the impending debate is very much like the point in the Cell Saga in Dragonball Z where they are preparing for the Cell Games, but Goku is just spending the days chilling with his son in the woods and not giving a fuck.

I don't think that's fair, he cares about more than weed, but it seems like he only knows about politics peripherally. Plus it's hard not to be a leftist douche when you live in LA and work in that business.

That being said I can't even watch the show anymore because he ruins the stuff I watch for with his uninformed political opinions. I wanna hear about bigfoot and aliums and shit.

Hi trump general, quick question for a humble hand-holder fan, are we winning yet? i'm becoming increasingly nervous man 2.0

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>that evil smile
Holy shit, that's one of my fetishes.

Someone make this pic into a meme.

She will not pace herself properly and she'll be burned out within 15 minutes of shrill speak. There will be lots of Smug Trump screencaps Monday night as he just looks at her like 'wut'.

>are we winning yet?

bigly

CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Kek. This

I can't watch it, I've been freaking out about it.
I'm just gonna come on pol and listen to the commentary.

>yfw Don Jr. walks out onto the debate stage to deliver father-son kamahama

>Hillary is dying
>Former enemies are joining Trumps side, they sense his victory
>Media is starting to slide towards him in preparations for the "we supported him all along" shit

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Yessir.

School, getting a British gf who is redpilled, started working out, and finally getting my driver's license. I fucked around for 2 years, time to finally get it now that i need it.
Was my birthday recently, and my friend bought me a 4chump passs

Trump will go 26th.

Trump will go 26th.

Trump will go 26th.

Trump will go 26th.

;)

>bigly

... but Goku lost to Cell..

aren't we down nationally and in the most critical states, if trump doesn't win I will be very sad

It seems he knows his enemy and is entirely unafraid of hillary. He has wanted to face her directly and destroy her for more than a decade, and he is ready. Clinton sees her chance for what she has felt guaranteed to be hers fading

Impregnation better be your fucking biggest fetish, user
>TFW gf wont force me to give her my babies
>Yet

Looking good, boys, but the world ain't quite red yet. The Dutch still dare to be Clinton and we got a fair bit of gray.

His plane looks so much better. Modern, sleek, exciting. Her's is boring and old looking. With some halfassed paint job. It's almost like a metaphor or something

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I didn't save it but it was a few threads ago. I went and watched a movie between then and now.

Happy belated birthday.
Same with me regarding school and working out. I'd figure if I worked out and slimmed down, then I'll have a chance at getting a gf. Probably someone in my campus ministry or college republicans, but I'm taking things slow to get my GPA up.

Nigga I swear you're doing this on purpose.

whos this ugly faggot?

Hillary flying the Taxpayer One

But those that he inspired were able to rise up and defeat him, the voters are Gohan in this scenario

It really doesn't get much better than this. This is the gold standard in smug

ultimately, Cell self destructed

new

what will President Trump do to Nate after he wins?

That's odd, user. Maybe she's aging backwards?

some berber soccer player
thinks hes french

>Not knowing Zidane
youtu.be/zAjWi663kXc?t=11s

I hope he does go Super Saiyan on the 26th.

These dubs tho

You know what Maybe I just want a hug? IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK.. and I want trump to win

>being this much of a cuck

I always gotchu.

shes married to a numale cuck that doesn't have a job and reads superman comics everyday.

He's 36, wears fedoras, the numale beard, thick frame glasses with no prescription and tight pants. He supports Hillary.

Yep

Return him to Hydrogen and let his soul be at rest.

Can't give you a hug, hows about some pancakes?

youtu.be/rcO0OHkRnnA?t=156

thats just asking for a yeast infection