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NEW
>Pence rally in Black Mountain NC 9/24/16
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>Trump TH on Hannity 9/23/16
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>Trump trolls the media
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>Trump Rally in Chester PA 9/22/16
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>Pence Rally in Mesa AZ 9/22/16
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>Trump on Dobbs 9/22/16
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EVENTS
>Pence Rally Colorado Springs CO 9/22/16
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>Trump grabs some cheesesteaks 9/22/16
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>Trump speech at Shale Conf in Pittsburgh PA 9/22/16
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>Trump round table Dayton OH 9/21/16
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>Trump Rally in Toledo OH 9/21/16
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INTERVIEWS
>Trump on F&F 9/22/16
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>Trump on Fox8 Cleveland 9/20/16
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>Trump on Savage Nation 9/19/16
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>Trump on Orly 9/19/16
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>Trump on F&F 9/19/16
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>Trump ad: Movement
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump in 5 minutes or less
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>Trump Triumphant
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>American Hero
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primarymodel.com/

guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

youtube.com/watch?v=jrVeIKH14PQ

We at least need every country colored something and for the Netherlands to fall

MAGA

AWOO!

Blacks 4 Trump

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They insist that Trump is a threat!

FORTY SIX HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE DEBATES FOLKS

ARE YOU READY?

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They really are that batshit crazy and deluded!

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Trump will win, Kek wills it

How well is Trump going to do in the debates?

Can he stand for 90 minutes without break?
Can he handle the rigged moderators?
Can he maintain his temperament?

How the fuck are historians going to explain this election...

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/367106281104240640

Does the author even know that Trump is leading or at least tied with millenials?

Will Monica be there?

That font is aggressive.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=YnDzttF9dig

make sure you guys are registered and can go out and vote for President Trump

BARRON NO

>they don't know about the Taney court
No, we do. That's why we vote for him.

If he can give one of the longest speeches given at the RNC in it's history, he will have no problem with 90 minutes

PRESIDENT TRUMP 2016!

It is! This is just a sampling of the idiocy on DailyKos.

Don't forget they're funding Hillary and other Democrats.

Trump has been preparing for this for a long time m8, he knows what is stacked against him and knows how to handle it.
Just look how far hes climbed, he will reach the heavens
You should be thinking more about Hillary surviving the whole 90 minutes with her bad health

>Modern day Nuremberg rallies
I love Trump rallies, but they're not that good.

I lucked out really fucking hard on Kik. She is surprisingly redpilled, and I am making her fall in love with me as if it is my holy quest.
Deus Vult, Wisconsin user. Make it all great again.

With the power of memes, autism, anime, lewd hand-holding and the divine guidance of a summoned cyber-diety known as kek

time for a virus denald

Sincerely jeb

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>Can he stand for 90 minutes without break?
spent five hours debate prepping with one break for half a diet coke (not kidding)
>Can he handle the rigged moderators?
what are the primaries
>Can he maintain his temperament?
"Temperment" is DNC messaging

PRESIDENT TRUMP 2016!

Post CLOSE scenarios

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WE WILL MEME HIM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE


MEME MAGIC IS REAL AND PERCEPTION IS
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PRESIDENT TRUMP
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>NYT bashing trump everyday since the beginning of the year
>every day there was a new negative story about him, hist past, or someone with connections to him
>they release an editorial titles "Hillary Clinton for President"
they're going all out, my friends.they're legitimately scared. When has NYTimes manifested openly in favour of a candidate before?

Yes he can. Clinton is terrified

mobile.twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/779474557832953856

businessinsider.com/clinton-trump-debate-psychology-experts-2016-9

I just got an email.

Subject: PEPE
Message: PEE PEE POO POO

what do

Where can we see results of early voting?

WHAT THE HECK HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING DUBS?

It is known. Praise Kek!

His biggest problem will be talking on topic for too long.
It will prompt the moderators to jump on him as quickly as they can to silence him.

MAGA

Quick, decipher the code!

youtube.com/watch?v=XQ0jVftkz7s

FAT
LARD
ASS

He's American

>He shall know your ways as if born to them.

>>VOTE TRUMP
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>modern day nuremberg rallies
I fucking wish, those had hundreds of thousands of people

THE PROPER TERM IS P H' I C C

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>businessinsider.com/clinton-trump-debate-psychology-experts-2016-9
Just how much can she needle him before he just blurts out a "Whatever you say, Crooked Hillary" and she is BTFO.
We have seen many times he starts off slow then becomes more and more Teflon until the end of the debate.

Stop, my penis can only get so erect!

BASED HALF WHITE WRESTLER GOY LAYING DOWN TRUTH ON GUTFELD SHOW

WUT

hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

Whatever you do, don't open it!

God speed, Texas user. This is destiny for you, now take it home.

im nervous about the debates trumpgen.... what if trump doesn't perform well? what if hillary calls him a racist on live air? its over, the trump train ends here

i guess i'm with her...... sadly

NO fat shaming

>Fat Shaming
>Current Year
Are you kidding Reee?

Honestly, I'd be glad if Trump was literally Hitler. Hitler made Germany great again. The only really problem was that he started fucking with other countries around him. Over here in America, there is just Mexico and Canada, neither of which are really worth invading. In fact, he wants to build a wall to keep one of them out completely. It's like history acknowledges his greatness, and just as he said himself that his spirit would be back, history is giving us a do-over, this time with the kinks worked out..

Open every link inside it.

>Trump can lose both Pennsylvania AND Virginia and still very feasibly win
Jesus fuck

That "teacher" is a jew, guaranteed.
>it's 1933 all over again!!!

Who the fuck wrote this? This can't be from a news paper or anything, right? This is beyond propaganda

cnn.com/2016/09/22/politics/quinnipiac-university-poll-colorado-virginia-hillary-clinton-donald-trump/

president Trump only down by 2 points in Colorado. If you live there, be sure to shill or use meme magic or something

GEE IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE PEOPLE IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD HAD TO MAKE AN ENEMY OF THE ONLY NATIONALIST AND NON-BANKER CABAL CONTROLLED GOVERNMENT

>Can he stand for 90 minutes without break?
He practiced for five hours last Sunday.
>Can he handle the rigged moderators?
He did during the primaries.

But there is only one moderator here, and the rules are much more strict.
>Can he maintain his temperament?
He's never lost it.

The idea that Trump has a bad temperament is a leftist meme.

Women will decide this election loser.

>Brexit happens
>I witness unprecedented amounts of butthurt here
>Trump will be that x1000
>Enough salt to cover the earth
>And I have but 1 regret
>Im not American, I cannot vote President Trump

Not 'til after the election.

The real question is can he put up with Hillary's bullshit and lies for that long?

>FIGURATIVELY HITLER

Which one of you skykes voted for Hillary?

I'm doing some magic alright.

That girl would be perfect with 1 cup size bigger

I'm on board with almost all of Trump's policies, except his views on the environment. He's denied climate change and praises the coal industry. At this point, now that the climate change is very close to being irreversible, his policies could fuck it all up permanently. Would probably still vote for him if I was American because of Hillary tho lol
What are your thoughts on the climate?

>Colorado
>Living
Pick one

I will vote TRUMP for you, m8.

Yeah, and they'll vote for Trump.

have they seen BLM go too far?

>Can he stand for 90 minutes without break?

lmao bud are you joking

mobile.twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/779474557832953856

>women will decide
there's a first for everything, but I doubt it

hitler ruined his image after Kristallnacht tbhfam. He actually built up a good image of himself after the Olympics.

this is actual history though and not meme history

if the earth wants to fuck us, let us fuck it back

It's from DailyKos.

I really wish you guys on Cred Forums would take them more seriously only because they provide a lot of financial, material and political support to the Democratic Party.

I sincerely believe that ignoring DailyKos is a big mistake.

Kill yourself kike.

This whole thing is a long series of retribution from Donald Trump towards the political elite
>Be one of the best marketers in the world
>Be one of the best showmen in the world with comedic timing better than most comedians
>Literally get your name associated with the idea of wealth
>Still have to suck up to politicians to succeed in a corrupt system
>Have to get along with an elite you know to ruining the country
>Have them still look down on you despite being far richer and more talented
>Know you could in less than a year become one of the most powerful political figures in the world
>Still have politicians mock you
Now he has taken over a major political party, started political movement, crushed the establishment to your will, shown other world leaders they will submit to your will, destroyed a political dynasty with designs to imprison another, and still that is not enough winning. He will not stop until all of his chosen victories happen, and it will have been a waste of time otherwise if they dont happen. He hoped one of the incompetent politicians who he had to get along with might do it, but he realized he had to and has shown them how easily he can fire all of them

I'm not dead yet. Please save me from dude weed.

twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/779474557832953856

Just look up his quotes. They are all fantastic.
"Any man may steal from a freight car, but a man with a University education can steal the entire railroad."

I like the media freak out at her telling the truth about Hillary

not an argument. Dont reply either. dont turn this thread into a shitpost fest

Fucking hell, nippon, what the FUCK are you doing.

Who let the fucking Asahi editors vote.

yeah, gas the kikes le 1488

do i fit in yet?

We can't see specific results but ballot requests are a pretty good indicator.

>don't reply to me goy my disinformation only works without intereference

You'll hang like the poison spewing cunt you are.

I don't fucking care. We could burn every pound of coal in the ground and it'd be a drop in the bucket compared to the garbage China spews into the atmosphere. If those chinks won't do their part in helping the environment, I see no need to handicap the industry of my nation for nothing.

I like chubby Trump.

Really, though? It's an important issue

Yes

youtu.be/RKYmSN-Kxyk

Dumbfuck leftist.

Global Climate Change
GLOBAL
You subhuman piece of shit. How fuckig stupid can you be. Even if climate change is real, it's not going to be solved until we force regulations upon places like china, mexico, thailand, etc... Not going to fucking happen if your queen is president.

Seriously: fucking kill yourself.

Not turning from, running away from.

How many of you honestly believe that Trump will win? You're going to be disappointed.

youtube.com/watch?v=kMUoFPgDot4

That turns me on.

Head to reddit you weak cunt.

Just fuck my shit up senpai.

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I don't believe it. I know President Trump will win

Nobody gives a shit about them.

The single most important thing right now is the debate.

Think about it from this perspective: Nobody uses more fuel than the military
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_usage_of_the_United_States_military
They make up a a whopping 93% of the American energy consumption

The less you use them to fight wars in the middle east and other places, and that's Trump's intention, the less fuel they use.

>IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME
>BUT INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT X HE TALKS ABOUT Y

SHADILAY

>Poland-85% Trump
>Rest of europe red

no i'm memeing as an alpha centauri leader

Kek. When will people also realize that Hitler wasn't elected?

nice post

you need a little more edge, though

...Trump's a daddy's boy?

this video is scary desu

KING
OF
BANTZ

get in here
discord.gg/S5ZWC

There will likely be a million people or more at the inauguration. My fondest wish is that after taking the oath of office, Trump pulls out his CC piece, blows Obama away on camera, and immediately pardons himself.

It's hilarious that the MSM, especially CNN, still selectively write stories bashing Brexit as if that ship didn't already sail long ago. Unfortunately, we'll see that effect when Trump gets elected also. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they continued to do so all the way into a year after the election is over.

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Criminals for Hillary!

We are truly in the best timeline.

kek

Get that worst girl the fuck out. Post Ilya, Rider, or in a pinch, Tohsaka.

>noone else is doing their part so I won't do mine either

That's immature reasoning, and the US stands for the biggest part of the emissions so it's not at all insignificant. Also, the US plays the role of being the world's leader - your country has huge influence over other countries.

This is not at all what Hitler would've wanted. Back then, nationalists actually cared about the environment.

>KING
That's President Trump. Adams is maybe prince

>At this point, now that the climate change is very close to being irreversible
lol

Coal burning tech has advances lightyears bro. We don't burn it dirty anymore. If you want to get upset about burning coal, talk to China.
Then talk to volcanoes, which dump many many many times more CO2 into the atmosphere than all of humanity does.

Then realize CO2 is only one of around 30 greenhouse gasses, including water vapor. You've been memed.

Of course.
>Are ya winnin' Son?

This is getting weird, guys

The only part of the comparison that works is that they were both immensely popular and came out of nowhere when their country had fallen on hard times.

>tfw my banter will never be as spicy as dilbertman's

stop worming your way into these threads

Not yet. Wait just a bit longer, best is yet to come

I know Trump will win. It really should be obvious at this point

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'Crystal Night' 1938: The great Anti-German spectacle
Ingrid Weckert
ihr.org/jhr/v06/v06p183_Weckert.html

You will love the Snek or She'll destroy you.

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>Coal burning tech has advances lightyears bro. We don't burn it dirty anymore.
Sure, but nuclear and renewable energy sources are still better.
Valid point, but still, the emissions from non-renewable energy sources cannot be ignored

Hitler was elected lmao. After the Reichstag fire the legislature signed the Enabling Act, which gave Hitler the ability to dictate legislation, effectively nullifying their own power.

This is the washington shooter

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twitter.com/JCFDenton/status/779831252262105088

Retweet using #MakeTheWorldGreatAgain this shit if you have a twitter account

twitter.com/JCFDenton/status/779831252262105088

Retweet using #MakeTheWorldGreatAgain this shit if you have a twitter account

twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/779377786897199104
0:26
What the fuck is this retards problem. I kinda feel bad for the reporter, musta been real awkward.

Even though he's losing to Hillary in the polls, and Hillary is pulling further ahead every week?

Accept his loss now and you'll feel better. You are just setting yourself up for massive disappointment.

Trump wins CO and VA

reminder that trump does well with millenials and AfD's largest support group is young men

Can anyone ever top based Reagan?

EVERYBODY MUST ANSWER THIS!!!!


WHAT WILL BE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FIRST TWEET AFTER HE OFFICIALLY WINS?

Who is taking these pictures?

>Arcan Cetin

That doesn't sound Spanish. Turkish?

Rude!
>advocating for illya.
If I was Blondie I'd pull out a golden oven to throw Illyasviel in.

>le worms.
Keep the meme alive user, I don't care.

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For forced impregnation user. Thanks for the lewd. I gave it a hat.

For the love of god stop

>the US stands for the biggest part
OH GEE THANKS SWEDEN, I FORGOT ABOUT ALL THOSE US CITIES WHERE WE HAVE TO GO AROUND WEARING FUCKING MASKS JUST TO BREATHE. CONSIDER MY RECORD FUCKING CORRECTED.

Until China stops raping the earth with its two inch yellow Hai Hung Dong, I don't fucking care. Now go be a faggot on another board.

no one cares about your stormfag memes

now fuck off

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 24, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>Obama used pseudonym in emails to Clinton server
>earlier, Obama told CBS he learned of the server through media reports
>5 dead in mall shooting
>reportedly, suspect is Hispanic using a "hunting" rifle
>barely reported in news
MORNING
>Mark Cuban claims he will sit in the front row of the debate to intimidate Trump
AFTERNOON
>Trump tweet: "If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!"
>Gennifer says she's willing to go
>New York Times endorses HRC
>Nobody is actually surprised
>NC police release body/dash cam footage of shooting
EVENING
>Trump rally in Roanoke, VA
>"Hillary Clinton is the voice for the global special interests."
>"I am running to be the voice of the forgotten men and women."
>suspect in mall shooting has been apprehended

>12 years of reality TV experience and game shows
>implying he doesn't know exactly what he's doing

i'm going to post it every day until you like it

george washington

>"Obama, you're fired".

I read that thing, I like them all too much to see their hearts broken

He will have his retribution.

I'm sure PRESIDENT TRUMP will make the world great again.!!

arcan is a name found in eastern europe, and cetin is trukish. looks like a muzzie.

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Link to twitter page please!

>Thank you America! We will make this country great again. Good night!

>Trump Tower, November 8th
>Trump declared the winner of the General Election
>he trots out onto the stage
>yfw 5 minutes of straight applause
>we actually fucking did it

Bonus
>video from an intern in Hillary's campaign HQ and she's absolutely furious
>she's throwing chairs and ranting how dumb niggers are

hmm...

What do you mean? He's barely losing in polls that blatantly oversample Democrats and/or have very small sample sizes.

Nuclear, yes "renewable", no. Do you realize how much fossil fuel is burnt shipping the coal to China that powers their mining operations for the rare earth metals, the factories that manufacture solar panels and windmills, then shipping them back to us, all so we can use them for 22 fucking years before we start seeing net returns? As well as subsidize them 4 cents on the KwH, and it still costs 24c/KwH while coal is around 5.

Solar and wind aren't clean in the slightest. It's just a meme that exists so corrupt corporations can rake in subsidy money. Then you also have the carbon credit schemes in Europe, which shut down small businesses and clear the field for monopolies to form.

Again -
>noone else is doing their part so I won't do mine either

>>reportedly, suspect is Hispanic using a "hunting" rifle
/k/ is pretty sure it's a Ruger 10/22, which actually speaks to his skill. It's a lot harder to kill someone with a .22lr than mag dumping an AR or AK.

Lewd hand-holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Forced impregnation"


what you some sort of kid? don't be afraid to get into the real stuff.

>>she's throwing chairs and ranting how dumb niggers are
>implying she has the physical strength to throw a chair

So why isnt Obama receiving any consequences?

i wish we could get these guys gathered on a list, and verify them every 4 years. there always seems to be 20 new ones an election, but no one remembers them

Yeah, I know.

That's too bad but I understand.

HERE YA GO RETWEET LIKE, SHARE, ARCHIVE, ALL THAT GOOD SHIT.
twitter.com/ArcanCetin/status/556955812896444416

>tfw you just shitposted your way to the highest office

Listen, you little nigger. I don't give a good God damn who's paying you, but you'd do yourself a kindness to listen up. I am, for the first time in a long time, not depressed. I know what I know, and I don't need some preppy hipster faggot telling me I'm wrong. I know a thing or many more about mathematics, statistics included, and nothing about these polling methodologies are close to up to snuff

I don't know.

Adams can be more vicious than Trump, at least on twitter.

In delegate counts FDR had the biggest landslide I know of

Virginia BTFO. Amusingly if you combine GA, SC, NC and VA you get an eastern CA.

Monday's right around the corner y'know lads

Not to the Chinese or the Indians apparently.

>He doesnt know how the electoral college works

Hillary is leading nationally and the gap is widening.

She only fell in the polls briefly because of fainting on 9/11, but since then she has been clming upwards and the trend is continuing. Trump has reached his ceiling of support and it will only get worse. He is going to lose.

he's just going to answer questions about the same stuff he says in rallies. anyone expecting zingers will be disappointed. if hillary clinton shows poor health in any of these debates it's over for her

>Even though he's losing to Hillary in the polls
Only polls that oversample Democrats and undersample Republicans and Independents, and despite that, still trending towards Trump in the past 2-3 weeks. Not to mentioning opening up new battelground states that Republicans are NEVER supposed to win.

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He's armed with bantz.

Let's try this instead, you insipid, perfidious piece of cum-slurping garbage.

>even if I do my part, China won't and nothing will change, so rather than virtue signalling like a good little martyr libtard fuccboi, I'd like to see my country succeed

Then again, I don't know why I'm talking to a fucking Swede about wanting the best for your nation. Fuck off already.

See you on Tuesday faggot

Welcome to the imperial Presidency. Only a couple more months of this bullshit.

>and the gap is widening.

its shrinking. Shes only up by 2 now in Colorado, and Trump recently went up by 8 in Georgia

Hitler lost the presidential election m8. He was appointed chancellor by Hidenburg.

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>WV
>there
I know it's the medium, but still

THIS IS THE SUSPECT OF THE MALL SHOOTING, MAKE THIS SHIT GO VIRAL, HE SUPPORTS HILL.
twitter.com/ArcanCetin/status/556955812896444416
twitter.com/ArcanCetin/status/556955812896444416
twitter.com/ArcanCetin/status/556955812896444416

Kek. That was pretty funny.

>pick up pizza
>"thank you, sir, enjoy your food"
"Y-you too"
>mfw my autism strikes again
I found out I got the day off for the debates. Holy motherfuck. Gonna get me a nice bottle of seltzer water and some jerky and shitpost with you niggers. Gonna be a blast.

Can we all agree, though, Melania will be #1, that up until then, Laura was top first lady?

>not much of an attention whore like michelle/hillary
>more qt easily

Make sure to drunkenly rage post here November 8th.
We want to enjoy your tears.

Let me ask you, if the polls showed Trump winning, would you still say the polls are "biased" or "not up to snuff?" I doubt it. You want to see the flaws in the polling methods because they favor Hillary. But the truth is that no matter how they're done, Hillary is leading nationally.

already proven to be false even by pro-hillary people


Low energy. SAD!

>Sven tries to derail Trump General thread with ___ issue episode

Don't say that out loud over there.

Climate change happens with or without humans, Volcanoes and shit do more damage than we do.

It's all part of the cycles of Earth. An Ice Age is coming and we're just in the part where things heat up before shit goes Kelvin as fuck

He's still leading NC, FL, OH, IA and NV

If he wins those plus any other state, Hillary can win the popular vote by 30% for all I care.
Trump wins if he gets 270 delegates

here's a (you)

>This clown thinks I'm not into holding hands.

SHHHHH! W-we're not supposed to talk about this here.

This is /d/ grade stuff, user!

sauce

Wow. Consider my record corrected.

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>REMINDER: anime fags will be the first to go on the day of the rope!

Only 3D women will be allowed.

I will give you credit for replicating Nate Silver arguments for (you)s well.

He is just one mentally ill person.
It has nothing to do with the first female president.

I think he's gonna go full erudite on her like in that video from 1991 when he's testifying before a Senate finance committee. All he has to do is be Presidential for like an hour before she starts coughing.

Hitler lost the election. The Social Democrats won and Hitler was appointed Chancellor by Hindenburg later on.

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REFER TO TRUMP FROM HERE ON OUT ONLY AS "President Trump"


WE WILL MEME HIM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE


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Amagi Brilliant Park.
I recommend.

It's absolutely true and you know it.

GET THIS TO CERNOVICH, GET THIS TO DTJR, THE SHOOTER WANTS HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT
twitter.com/ArcanCetin/status/556955812896444416

Just because you do it doesn't mean we do. These polls are inherently flawed. They don't stratify and their samples end up skewed heavily Democrat and lacking immensely with Independents. That's flawed. If it were skewed towards Republicans (and a few have been) then it would be flawed. I don't claim the polls are rigged, but the methodology is fucking flawed

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>Let me ask you, if the polls showed Trump winning, would you still say the polls are "biased" or "not up to snuff?"
We have every time in the past. Unlike the mouth breathing morons you usually attempt to shill we understand the concept of systemic bias and how to interpret biased results.

The debates will turn out badly for Trump.

Hillary will come across as the reasonable and level-headed candidate while Trump will come across as silly and off the rails. The only thing you have to rely on is the fact that Hillary might have a health scare, which almost surely won't happen. In a pure debate about policy, Hillary will come out on top in the eyes of the public. We all know Trump will just give vague, generic, silly answers to the questions that will come off as bufoonery.

>why is he a hillary voter
>HES MENTALLY ILL!

this
I hope earth is a dirty mangled mess when we leave it

thats what I like to see.

>he doesn't have a waifu of every dimension up to the 10th.

Pleb.

>pulling farther ahead every week
Have you been looking at the polls at all?

50 cent wins the Kanye bowl. Confirmed.

>not mentally hill
come on now

Amagi Brilliant Park.

>oy vey bad goy spreading truth like that!

Not so fast Hillary!

>jew religion thinks he can call out the jew
like pottery

She's not breaking 45% after that 9/11 episode.

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>Can he stand for 90 minutes without break?
yes
>Can he handle the rigged moderators?
easily
>Can he maintain his temperament?
I hope so.

>Let me ask you, if the polls showed Trump winning, would you still say the polls are "biased" or "not up to snuff?"
If they oversampled Democrats, of course. Trump wins despite the artificial advantage they give Hillary by sampling more people who are more likely to vote Hillary.

>But the truth is that no matter how they're done, Hillary is leading nationally.
Again, only if you go by the RCP average, which includes several of these polls with objectively FLAWED methodology. Even then, she's *barely* winning, and national polls are not as important as battleground polls, which he is crushing her in currently. I understand you want to avoid this fact, because it destroys the narrative you're trying to establish, but that's not gonna happen.

Kyoani does the best curvy girls.

Right, SEE. YOU. ON. TUESDAY. FAGGOT.

Even (((Nate Quark))) can't deny Iowa is a solid redder.

That's good shit.
Soon as I saw that shoulder shrug was like Uh oh.

All is well in the world then.

(You)

The US along with its puppet states could surely pressure China into bettering - it's already been done, just a couple of years ago they accepted a plan to reduce their usage of coal.
>Then again, I don't know why I'm talking to a fucking Swede about wanting the best for your nation. Fuck off already.

I want what's best for the white race and for the environment of the world we live in. Trump seems to be the best candidate for the first, so I'm interested what his supporters think about the second.

God, probably, as their love is holy.

>Hillary will come across as the reasonable and level-headed candidate
>WHY ARENT I FIFTY POINTS AHEAD
>F-FUCKING T-TRUMP, HE ASSOCIATES WITH NAZI FROGS!!!!

My nigga

(you)

The delegates, Delano.

>literally who neonazi memes
>truth

I get it, youre a newfag desperately trying to fit in.

You mean Monday?

I'm reading this guy's twitter, and he doesn't sound like a Shillary supporter. Kinda the opposite actually.

>#TheNew10 Hillary Clinton, Hitler's wife, Eve, yo mama,

>Country is for Republicans and confused Democrats.

That Shillary tweet seems more like sarcasm. Probably not wise to push this very hard.

twitter.com/ArcanCetin

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As a confirmed member of the Vampyric hordes, will Pence's daughter host a Halloween Trump fundraiser extravaganza?

>The US along with its puppet states could surely pressure China into bettering - it's already been done, just a couple of years ago they accepted a plan to reduce their usage of coal.
Trump will probably roll it in to a trade deal, along with IP protection, and an end to currency manipulation and market dumping of steel.

Guys I just realized something as a christian, If god impregnated a 3D-girl as a 4D-being, wouldn't that literally be the equivalent of some dude impregnating a 2D-waifu

COUNTRY MUSIC.

Trump has no chance of winning Pennsylvania

>The only thing you have to rely on is the fact that Hillary might have a health scare, which almost surely won't happen.

>90 minutes
>no stool
>no breaks
>Final Destination

Actually, there will be one type of stool coming from Hillary's pantsuit.

No, we'll be watching Monday. I'll be here Tuesday for the excuses from CTR.

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Think the second one is referring to country music

>I want what's best for the white race and for the environment of the world we live in.
The first step towards this is energy independence. As long as we are dependent on foreign, HOSTILE sources of energy, we are in a bad spot. We could put solar panels on every square mile of open land in the US, and it would meet like 10% of our total energy needs. It's just not enough, the energy isn't storable or transferable like fossil fuels are, which store their energy in a stable form instead of raw electricity. Until someone invents a magical battery, solar and wind just aren't feasible for a large scale industrial nation. Certainly not for a superpower.

Go on.

Winning Pennsylvania.

>She immediately collapses from exhaustion after throwing the chair

Oh.

>3D Awoo

Why would Trump care about China's coal usage if he wants to increase the United States'?

To a lesser extent, that's what doujins can be.

snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/
oops

How do we know it's him?

It's Pat!

Did they catch him or only identify him? Is he still on the lam?

is the one on the left the same as the volunteer wearing the blue dress?

Ok Moishe

good that its not the case cause it would loose 12 EC for the Republicans (which is a bad tradeoff for winning it everytime but not enjoying the occasional VA win).

He's implying that Mary was God's waifu.

I'll take this bait.

I haven't seen any yard signs for Hillary in Northampton, Lehigh, or Bucks county,

His chances are better the other Republicans if they had been the nominee.

Front page of the Donald already. Wew

Nice non sequiter brah. Your boss already pulled out of Florida, and gave up pretending she could win Ohio.

you just created the inverse of the paradox where a creature within a simulation creates a simulation within the simulation, except this time you're fucking down a dimension every time

Well then, inform me, I don't listen to that stuff.

Hillary is only up by 3

politico.com/blogs/swing-states-2016-election/2016/09/poll-trump-closing-gap-in-pennsylvania-228627

Why do half of shills always try to appear concerned for our happiness?

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country can be short for country music.

>yfw she has enough strength to throw away an election but not a chair

Does that poll state which counties and parties people are in?

When's the debate?

That is literally Hillary on Monday.

Donald please stop, it's my turn!

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>Not posting the real version

No, but nuclear is. The main focus should be to build more nuclear powerplants, not to revive the coal industry

>People interpreted Trumps football comments as him wanting to back out
>Trump gave the NFL an out to keep their ratings up
wsj.com/articles/ad-buyers-bet-first-presidential-debate-will-take-a-bite-out-of-nfl-ratings-1474365602
nypost.com/2016/09/23/football-getting-the-boot-from-nyc-bars-on-debate-night/

He wouldn't care about their usage, but I could see him pressuring them to have similar environmental standards to what we have, if only to level the playing field. That could easily be rolled into a trade agreement.

And the first is refereing to who should be on the new 10 dollar bill
Republicans like country music. It's about trucks and drinkin beer and America and shootin guns

This guy is hitting us with like, year old shill material.

>mfw

That's nothing, I'm in north San Diego county and I have not seen one Hillary sticker yet.

We can do both. Those coal miners can't just magically become nuclear engineers user, and we have so much coal it would be dumb not to take advantage of it in the meantime.

So if god chooses to only impregnate a being of a lower dimension and if we do the same by having a waifu of a lower dimension it is literal god-taste

WTF? There's a shit ton of them west of LA, where I live.

wrong reply, meant to give it to this goy

He's a good guy, our Donald.

politifact rated it mostly true though, because he clearly felt it even if he didnt say it.

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True, but as far as I know, Trump has no plan to build more nuclear plants. Also, moving on from coal to nuclear is not done by reviving the coal industry without building new nuclear power plants. Finding new jobs for an entire industry is of course a huge task, but what Trump is going to do is IMO a step backwards, not forwards, and sadly it's a big flaw for the person that could become the best president ever

>The debates will turn out badly for Trump.

It's honestly a coin toss. What you say in a televised debate matters significantly less than how you say it and how you come off, hence how Trump came out on top of the primary debates even when getting into arguments over penis size.

If Clinton gets sour and defensive like she did at CiC, then she'd be hard-pressed to come out on top short since she's projected an appearance of being the bigger person and hypercompetent this entire election cycle. All Trump needs to do to beat the audience's expectations is to not look totally lost or sound like Glenn Beck in one of his mood swings.

On top of all of that, Clinton is crazy vulnerable in terms of baggage and policy. If you look back at her performances against Sanders, you'll realize that literally the only reason why she survived was because Sanders didn't get aggressive about calling her out. If she has a "working with Wall Street because muh 9/11" moment again with Trump on the stage, he will eat her alive for it in front of 100 million viewers.

Is that a meme website?