I work for the DNC and was supposed to write the script for Hillary's introduction on Monday that will be read to her through her earpiece but I got lazy and procrastinated. Could you help a brother out?
Lester Holt: "Alright candidates, we're gonna start off by each of you getting one minute to introduce yourselves. Hillary, you won the coin toss so we'll start with you."
Hillary:
Frogs
racist
*cough*
women
> I am a woman.
> It's my turn.
>-H
good
Bane?
dahnald
grump
Niggers
Poor
Aren't men such pigs?
Muh Vagina.
*shits diaper*
I'm
willing
Racist
COUGH
men
POOPYPOOPYPOOPOO
deplorable
nazi frogs
deplorable
Woman.
deeplorabley?
mysoginist
deprorabru
Creamingstown, North Carolina
Aristocrats!
SUPER-PREDATORS
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAK
diaper
JUST
Fair share
supremacy
Mooslem
niggers
leatherman
50 points
and
mudslimes
JUST
pneumonia
aleppo
Fuck USA
Skittles
>If I took those delegates away, would you die?
COUGHHHH
Alt-Right Hate Burns Bright
Frogs racist *cough* women good Bane? Dahnald, grump niggers poor. aren't men such pigs? muh vagina *shits diaper*. I'm willing racist *COUGH* MEN POPOYPOPYOPOYPOY DEPLORABLE NAZI FROGS *Cough* deplorable woman. deeplorabley? Mysoginst deproarbru Creamingstown Aristocrats! HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAK diaper JUST fair share supremacy mooslem niggers leatherman. 50 points and mudslimes JUST pneuomonia aleppo Fuck USA Skittles. COUGHHH
Yu-gi-oh-cards
HOTSAUCE!
IN
emails
for
you
dummies
Haiti
WHAT
Xenophobic
rape
*COUGH*
butt-juice
Huma benis
Chelsea was a mistake
dank trump mems
*strokes out*
cut
*chokes on horse cock*
*COUGH* he doesn't know what a woman has to go through every day *COUGH*
*has Parkinson's induced seizure*
...
BLM
Lewinsky
It would be EXTREMELY painful.
we,l right her speech with the kek checks
Frogs racist
> I am a woman.
> It's my turn.
>-H
Mooslem Yu-gi-oh-cards WHAT butt-juice BLM
*COUGH* he doesn't know what a woman has to go through every day *COUGH*