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>author's name
Cred Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN

archive.is/2pP6a

Never heard of the site. Just came up on my Twitter

And this is exactly why we need Trump. Liberals, man. Jesus Christ...

>clickbait source
>((( )))

>Goldberg

>goldberg
EVERY

>therapists and their patients are struggling to cope

MOTHER FUCKING THERAPISTS ARE GETTING ON EDGE?

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It's like this entire video in slow motion.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dywq38GID8o

This is legit, and it's very serious. The rabbit hole is beyond your wildest dreams.

Based God-Emperor.

Clinton lawyer rejects subpoena for current server security details

politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar

Clinton’s aide left classified briefing paper in Russian hotel – FBI documents

rt.com/usa/360506-clinton-classified-russia-hotel/

Hillary Clinton Sponsored Secretive Arab Spring Program that Destabilized Middle East

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/23/hillary-clinton-sponsored-secretive-arab-spring-program-that-destabilized-middle-east/

The lie that is Hillary

washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/19/hillary-clintons-long-list-of-lies/

>sage

These feelings have not been caused by Trump.

They've been caused by the bullshit excuse for leftists who hijacked leftism and crashed it into a nadir of pathetic, bitchy, self-destruction.

As they get more depressed, I get happier.

The tables have turned motherfuckers.

>goldberg
every fucking time

(((Michelle Goldberg)))

>every time

The media is getting desperate.

Also, why does German media shill so much against Trump? Multiple negative articles about him every day, all the time.

Its not like Germans vote in US elections.

Remember the 6 percent, goy!

this

honestly, fuck giving them ad views

this is the most 1st world article I've ever read
no wonder these fucks feel guilty for their various privileges

>Also, why does German media shill so much against Trump? Multiple negative articles about him every day, all the time.
>Its not like Germans vote in US elections.

Trump is an enemy of globalism, internationalism, and big bosses in the EU are absolutely passing down orders to stop Trump at all costs.

(((Goldberg)))

>therapists and their patients are struggling to cope amid the national nervous breakdown
>therapists and their patients
>therapists
>therapists are struggling to cope amid nervous breakdown

American therapists...

>Zeit

Biggest leftist shit on the Internet.

These people are such pussies

He's going to win and he's going to be as ineffective as every other president, get a fucking grip

I agree with this

Cred Forums has given me actual nightmares about hillary becoming president and having me dragged off to a fema death camp by purple-haired feminists.

do i have the exact opposite of the condition this article talks about?

>Clinton comes along.
>He creates NAFTA.
>Suddenly I am out of a fucking job.
>Bush gets in.
>I got a job.
>I get more money now.
>Obama gets in.
>2 years after he is in I am out of a job.
>Still unemployed.
>Get by barely on doing odd labor for people.
>The excuse is normally the same.
>Id love to hire you but cant afford the health care shit.
>Id love to hire you but we have a quota to fill with minorities.
>I can still give you a little work though.
>Here paint my house.
>Doing day labor shit essentially.
>Now Mexicans are pissed at me.
>YO YOU TAKIN OUR JOBS ESSE!

I hope to god Trump gets in, I wanna have money again, I wanna work again.

My guess is that they're shilling for Merkel by proxy, since Clinton stated that Merkel is one of her idols.

The German press is usually anti-republican though. They can push the 'republican = evil' narrative without recourse because none of their readers know any better.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Goldberg))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>Leftist
Zeit is length CDU/Grune shill, or to be exact - Atlantic Brücke and NATO lapdog. They have nothing to do nor with german left, not any other.

Plus the narratives in German media in general are the same - be it Zeit,Spiegel, SdZ, Welt, FA etc. Most often they litterally print same/similar articles with same content and wording at same time.

How did humanity get so weak?! What the flying fuck is wrong with the lift?

>tfw decades of planning, billions of dollars and an incalculable number of work hours was put into brainwashing the general populace to be tolerant, subservient lemmings
>mfw we trashed it all within a single year

Therapists here will actually refuse to see you if you trigger them, usually by espousing conservative opinions. They'll kick you out of the session and give you another therapist to see.

This is what happens when the trigger warning and safe space crowds, who of course are majoring in psychology, finally graduate and go out into the real world. They become therapists and refuse to take on any clients who disagree with them on politics (something that shouldn't even matter, as far as a client-therapist relationship is concerned). As usual, the most vulnerable members of society suffer the most, since they no longer have access to mental health care.

It's (current year +1), and jewish bowels are triggered by the candidate we memed into general election.

Same here in Finland.

The fuck are they shilling for in a country that's totally irrelevant to the US elections.

Really? No one said it? Wow, I can't believe I have to.

>Twitter

spain too

>hurr trump's son compared refugees to candy
>omg so racist!!!!

Gun induced PTSD
Trump induced anxiety

Kek is always right!

Praise!

>Also, why does German media shill so much against Trump?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantik-Brücke
youtube.com/watch?v=5_c2-Yg5spU

Nothing more to say.

OYM BECCK

>Live life in a social media hug box
>Surround yourself with like minded dweebs & faggotry
>Find out the real world isn't what you thought
>OMFG, its Trump's fault!

Nah

>candy-ass leftists literally can't even

It's everywhere. The left-wing ideology rules over most media narratives. Trump is extremely popular now so they work round the clock to try and undermine him at every possible step.

It's because he has seriously fucked up the 2 party dichotomy by not being a career politician dickhead.

>rabbit hole
>rabbi hole
Oy!

Meanwhile, besides a few black-pilled days, I haven't felt depressed for 18 months

and I even went through a break up in this period.

Trump, Brexit, Pauline Hanson in Aus, all making making me happy and feeling positive for the future.

German shill because they wish they had a Trump instead instead of a Merkel.

>I can redpill normies just on Cred Forums

You're no help to us

French media is 100% anti-Trump, even our "right-wing" newspapers. And on TV/radio, there is no such thing as left-wing/right-wing stations, which all of you understand means that they are all left-wing shills.

Our media was literally campaining for Obama and fantasizing about "post-racial America", they barely ever talked about Romney or McCain.

Huge TV channel said Trump was more of a psychopath than Hitler, based on a (((study))) by (((psychologists))) at Oxford, who met neither Trump nor Hitler. After the social media backlash, they doubled down.

Psych/bio double major here. Most of my profs don't teach this trigger warning bullshit. They teach about building resilience, recovery, stuff like that. You're thinking of women's studies majors.

Also, these are greedy therapists who have an interest in keeping their patients around.

Just imagine their reaction when Trump wins. It's going to be fucking glorious

>>Insurance should pay for my Trump therapy!!!! Waaaaaah!

>>Why is health insurance so expensive?!?!?! Waaaaaah!

The left, ladies and gentlemen.

That's rough dude. Wish you all the best.

Even his opponents are already calling it the Age of Trump.

Never really thought about it like that. Pretty pathetic.

Same shit in Poland, 24/7 anti Trump shit, they dont even talk about Hillary anymore.

Well done ausbro

funny

My anxiety and depression led me to my right wing beliefs

So, the psychologists were behind this all along? Really makes me think..

I came here to post this

...

I thought Poland was patriotic now?

FPBP

hopefully they kill themselves

youtube.com/watch?v=BxEim1Li6ZY

>liberals are mentally
What else is new? I fucking hate Obongo, but it's not like his election affected my daily life.

mentally ill*

It really depends.

State media are giving catholic socialist coolaid 24/7 and they don't like Trump because he doesn't say mean things about Putin, private media would scream raycist if it meant anything.

Newspapers are actually interesting because for instance one tabloid(Super Express) had an interview about week ago with an "expert" who stated that:
#1 Hillary did use double after 9/11 collapse
#2 Trump is better in debates than her(which is unlike all western "experts") and she doesn't have much chance

The general problem is that our conservatives still live in "you can't negotiate with Russians" reality while liberals are in "PUTIN IS FUCKING WHITE MAYLE HOOMOPHOBE" phase, so Trump isn't exactly the most popular politician here.

>apparently doesnt pay for his own health insurance.

I just meant that I didn't have anxiety and panic attacks.

They aren't thanking Trump for the boom in people with Post Trump Stress Disorder to get shekels from?

But I thought "Drumpfkins" were the "fearful, hateful, and sad" ones?
This article would imply that they were actually projecting?
Say it ain't so!

I can't wait for all the liberal tears on November 8th

(((Goldberg)))

it was all a big house of cards. with a gentle breeze in the right direction, it all comes crashing down.

We really need to bring back helicoptering leftists

My therapist should be happy. But he seems really nervous. I just don’t know why. If Trump becomes President, perhaps “Trump-Induced Anxiety Disorder” and “Trump-Induced Psychosis” and “Trump-Induced Depression” can be added to the DSM. It would be part of the “Liberal Pussy Syndrome" spectrum of disorders. In court, any extremist with a ‘Liberal Pussy Spectrum Disorder’ will be absolved of any terrorism or murders of Trump or his advocates.

An example of the Hawthorne Effect

>That's it! I'm moving to Canada!
>No one does
>They just pout at home

what kind of shitty therapist did you have? mine could give less of a shit about politics, he just wants to help his patients become better people.

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>When Hillary loses, the Reddit and Tumblr tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent glory that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads (reddit) and rage posts (tumblr), and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
>I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million fedoras and landwhales cry out in itty bitty we wuz khangz/religion of peace penis fury simultaneously.
>They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the neo-Nazis had pulled a fast one on them.
>"We will riot!" They will say. "World War Three!" “American Holocaust!" they will cry.
>Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
>But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the back stabbing traitor who lost to Pepe the Frog. The entire nation KNOWS that Trump is a loud mouthed asshole, that he’s practically bathed in the tears of millions of spics and liberals, and his administration will surely be mired in every offensive thing he’s ever spewed. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Hillary. After all his bullshit, his bigotry, his racism, they STILL see Trump as being superior to Hillary. When the denizens of Reddit and Tumblr come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
>I need to fap.

Praise kek

And so it begins.

Praise kek

>(((Goldberg)))
every fucking time

Jesus christ. Wht the fuck is wrong with you America?

No you have the same thing. You are a complete faggot

So the SJW who claim they have fear, anxiety and depression will finally have those once Trump enters the White House? HOLY SHIT MURICA, VOTE FOR HIM! THE TRIGGERING WILL BE GLORIOUS!

Not a single libshit will actually move.

These people make a living off of complaining. Trump will give them some thing to whine and complain about for years, and they would never pass up such an opportunity.

The weak should fear the strong, Switzfriend.

Christ user, that picture is fucking terrifying

JEWS

So what?
Americans are going to elect Hillary out of fear of Trump.
But you know she's going to die and won't be finishing even one term, right?

The fuck did I just read? These memes write themselves...

...

Hopefully they will become too depressed to show up to the polls.

>"Fear of a Trump presidency is a normal human reaction, of course"

Literally wtf?

Is that Sam Hyde? How the fuck is he in every picture?

Because Sam Hyde is the most dangerous white nationalist in America. He's everywhere.

Is that Sam's girlfriend in the pic?

That's just him choking out a random numale.

God this post pissed me off. Fuck every spic. Good luck.

Think about it Lads, once Trump is elected, these triggered libcucks will start committing suicide left and right

Jesus man, that's a dude?

>I didn't know things had gotten this bad

>MRW

fucking liberals, deal with things like i did, go squish frogs by the creek while pretending they're people you hate.

Miss me yet, America?

So fucking alpha god damn

>My anxiety and depression led me to my right wing beliefs

Couldn't agree more with this.

The reason I was so depressed was because I was lost in a sea of meaningless degeneracy and "tolerance".

I'm sure this is the case for most people, look at how mentally ill liberals are.

>therapists and patients

wait what? I thought the therapists should actually be more resistant to that... how can you treat someone when you are barely more mentally stable than your patient?

suicides are gonna make that list soon

Ya know, I'm not even surprised, I had a SJW trying to convince me on Friday that panic attacks are a normal thing everybody has, I really wish I didn't have to hide my power level at work so I could just go ham on that person instead of playing stupid and saying, "That doesn't sound right."

>Aleppo

>Im literally shaking
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