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> Freedom wand

I live in rural Alabama.

You have no fucking idea.

Everyone in the country is obese confederate flag waving inbred hicks. Everyone in the city is skeleton hipsters who have never interacted with a black person but cry every time a cop shoots a dangerous armed criminal

The west is in decline.

Are you too fat to to inspect hard to see areas of your body? Get the Skin inspector mirror.

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PRODUCT.

Oh fuck the freedom wand extension is finally out? My cankles have been extra crusty lately from all my sharting. Thanks OP now I can finally get them cleaned out

Just ordered one, stop being a dick SVEN. this is really convenient and a good idea. Most of us have problems reaching. Might get one for my girlfriend if she moves back in.

ordered, now I will be able to view my asshole in its full glory. Don't know why yet though, have 7 shipping days to figure it out

>having your freedom extended with a freedom wand extender

At least it comes with a discrete cloth carrying case that surely won't get dirty in the inside.

The part in the video where they a clal for his obesity is prophetic
youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

FREEDOM WAND

xD xD xD

You can't make this up xD

>not realizing a lot of these products are for the elderly and disabled

Sounds to me like another example of Americans driving the economy and creating jobs.

*Claps*

youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

>he doesn't own a freedom wand
Sounds to me like you're jealous OP

Look at picture in OP. I even marked out "obesity care".

It's remarkable how many times the Simpsons predicted the future.

God bless America

Why are you looking for this?

Oh fuck, buying one right now. Finally able to shave my ass crack to the delight of my ladyboy lovers.

>Freedom Wand

Shit Wizards

Oh I get it. I get it.

It's not a terribly inaccurate picture of America at large either.

Even I, your humble servant and friend user was once obese.

I use mine to cut out my dingleberries

>no reach shampoos, shower chairs, bed pans and reaching devices are BRAND NEW and have only ever been designed for obesity

hmmm really makes me doubt your mental abilities

>the freedom wand
It's like pottery

But actually OP did you know that if we deported all the mexicans we would be the 11th fattest country in the world?
And without blacks it would drop even lower.
Mexico is the fattest country in the world.

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What the actual fuck america? You made a toilet seat with 800 lb capacity. Thats close to 400 KG.

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>Freedom wand

>no rinse shampoo

what the fuck ?

This is both sad and infuriating. Sad, because you know these people are suffering. Every fat person knows they are fat, and living in an obese body is like being in a prison.
It is infuriating because we are being poisoned. Almost everything on the grocery store shelves is unhealthy. What healthy choices does on have for a quick lunch on the go? Where is the medical establishment in condemning this?

Does canned soup really need that much salt? I picked up a Wolfgang Puck or some other dumbfuck celebrity chef frozen dinner the other week and read the sodium - 3 fucking grams! In one meal!

All we are told is that it is our fault, it is our fault we are huge and overweight. Well, I disagree with that 50%. This did not happen 40 years ago. I was born in the 60's, and I can tell you hardly anybody was fat. Did you know John Belushi was considered dangerously obese? Look at his pictures- he looks like a normal man today would. Humans have not changed. My father did not run ten miles a day and eat only salads. We are being poisoned.

i have never weighed more than 70 kg in my entire life

It's just laziness.

I weigh 450 lbs, and yes, it is a damn fucking shame that I am so big, but I see people who are like HALF MY SIZE using those fucking scooters. I'll fucking walk, thanks.

How fucking shitty and weak and lazy are they? They don't even have any fucking pride.

Rag on a Stick has a better ring to it, imho.

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> freedom wand

>FREEDOM WAND
FREEDOM WAND
>FREEDOM WAND
FREEDOM WAND
>FREEDOM WAND
FREEDOM WAND
>FREEDOM WAND
FREEDOM WAND

IT'S LIKE A FUCKING POTTERY HOLY SHIT

DESIGNATED WIPING STICKS

Ahahahahhahahaha, freedom wand, I swear to god this place will be the death of me.

stronk gravitational pull

what the fuck

DELET THIS

>FREEDOM WAND

What the fuck is a freedom wand?

Your father probably didn't sit on his arse all day glued to a screen, either. I'm not saying you're wrong that we're being poisoned; just that it's not the only contributing factor to the obesity epidemic.

> Freedom wand

I'm American and i am pretty much anorexic. What do

Fat ameribros wipe their butts with it since they would not be able to reach otherwise.

> FREEDOM WAND
> ITS LITERALLY CALLED FREEDOM WAND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FCUKING HELL

by today's standards Bart is skinnyfat

>freedom wand
I think we need another empire lads

>800 lbs

Here is Ronnie Coleman lifting 800 lbs to have a comparizon.

youtube.com/watch?v=uYm7SJn_6ZI

>They designed and sell a toilet seat stronger than this man

They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM WANDS!

For you, no, it's not a shame that you're so big. That implies you had no part in gaining that weight.

It's horrible, disgusting, outrageous that you're so big - But it's not a shame. If it's a shame, you've already accepted it, you've given up. Don't give up.

> Amerifats

>tfw you'll never own a Freedom Wand

>be so far you cant reach parts of your body
it's like the parts of your own body might as well be the moon

fat*

> posting weak negroes
Here's one of the strongest men in the world, the strongest are all white.

youtube.com/watch?v=T9Y4o_BqC0A

FREEDOM WAND INSTRUCTION VIDEO
FREEDOM WANT INSTRUCTION VIDEO
youtube.com/watch?v=zmbKgeccHjM&feature=youtu.be&t=124
youtube.com/watch?v=zmbKgeccHjM&feature=youtu.be&t=124

Dear god my sides.

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT USA
OH MY GOD.

FROM NOW ON WE MUST ALWAYS ASSOCIATE USA WITH FREEDOM WAND.

Well fuck me that thing certainly is versatile.

Coleman is insanely muscular, i know there is stronger than him, but he is more impressive in terms of volume.

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There's been a product called Fanny Floss for a very long time! It's like thick absorbant paper about 2cm wide you floss hard to dry places!

"When You Can't Wipe Your Own Butt (Freedom Wand) (Self-Care Aid)"
> WHEN YOU CANT WIPE YOUR OWN BUTT

youtube.com/watch?v=yEw_m0vCP8o

WHAT THE FUCK BURGER

> using steroids

I totally understand the humor. I'm laughing myself over here in America. You must understand the sample size though. 330 million people and there will be an industry for almost everything. There needs to be a reckoning; a cull of the herd.

>tfw you are so fat you cant reach the burger

Holy fuck

>not getting freedom wand with extnsion

There is a wand for that!

You are from Huntsville. Florence here

>Implying powerlifters don't use steroids

if anyone gets this obese they should just be put down

DESIGNATED
WIPING
STICKS

The freedom wand is great for clean up after I visit the shartmart

someone post the webbum alredy

DESIGNATED
WIPING
WAND

>fatties have money to spend on frivolous shit
why would they want them to lose weight? they can sell them what would otherwise be useless gadgets.

You fail to understand capitalism my friend, it's a market. A very rich, and impulsive one at that.

Don't be judgmental. Genetics!!

I weighed like 210 and am down to about 140-150 pounds.

Looking back I can't believe I wasted multiple years of my life as an amerifat.

5'9" manlet btw.

Confirmed not USA shit. Is solid.

Ever since I lost a shitload of weight I look at fat people and just find them really disgusting as I know just how easy it is to lose weight if you can be bothered,

Looks like a toilet bowl scrubber. Fat people confirmed for shit.

>Freedom Wand

>>Freedom Wand Extension

I'm dying of laughter right now

More like "they literally cannot clean that shit up"

>t. manlet
Do you even lift?

We all are.

>doesn't see a big lump of shit on the white floor

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE

Somewhere in America, someone is using right now a freedom wand to wipe his enormous buttcheeks.

To be fair, she lost most of the weight.

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my sides have left the orbit

United States of Americaca.

BORN IN THE USA

Recommended videos

Fuck, I'm dying

MY SIDES HAVE REACHED ALPHA CENTAURI

Freedom collection

Don't think it's a regional thing. Just an American thing.
There isn't a people on this planet more entitled than the white American.

Look at us in the Great White North! We are healthy, hygenic, and happy.

But what do you expect from a country like the States who believe that anything government funded is Socialism.

Let alone thinks that Socialism is bad :-)

That's probably his sister anyway.

Start with regaining control over your own island first.

Fuck off commie

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIIIIIGHT

800 lb Toilet seats ????

Bloody hell.

george soros funded the obesity so his inverted penis would be acceptable.

HELP US EUROPE WE GETTING TOO FAT!

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

>freedom wand

Sounds like some DnD item that allows you to pass through squares that are under the effect of a web or entangle spell.

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Thats another form of modern poison

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>odor eliminating
Don't know what that is but it's making me feel sick just thinking about it

SHART IN THE MART

Fukken lole

at least we wouldn't need freedom wands to do it

Please relate more posts to dnd, fucking faggot.

>freedom wand extension

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

In case of an emergency, how many Americans can squat to take a shit? I don't know how all these 300+ lbs burgers will shit if they can't sit down...

freedom wand was a meme on Cred Forums a few years back, still don't understand how you could possibly shave any part of your body with this without mutilating yourself

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>Freedom Wand

>Mericans
>Squatting to shit.
Na they would just shit their fucking pants

you have to admit, that shit is impressive.

Say that to my face not online see what happens faggot.

Pic related me and my bitches.

Yeah. It wasn't easy for me but I did it. 1-2 hours a day exercise plus watching your calorie intake.

I hear you though. I have zero sympathy for suet sacks now. It really just takes a little bit of will and one year.

poo in loos have over a billion people and they don't need no stinking wands

All these jokes but I backtraced the IP addresses and over 40+ orders were placed originating in this 4chans forum thread

freedom wand

How would they avoid shitting on the water fountain?

>Freedom Wand

>Visiting West Virginia
>Practically everyone is obese

My flight can't arrive fast enough.

>FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS

Jesus christ man, I'm medically "very obese" at 280lbs, lose some fucking weight you colossal lardass

kek

FREEDOM WAND

rag on a stick popped into my mind instantly. good to see somebody was on it within a few posts.

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it retracts when you are pooping

Most clinics here have a livestock scale somewhere in the building. The old beam scales only go up to ~350lb. Some of the newer digitals are rated for ~400-500lb. And that still isn't enough. So they have a walk-up floor scale that you use for sheep and pigs and shit, rated up to 2,200lb. Just corral the fatty up onto the platform.

Congrats, Sven, you've found our lustrous market where old and fat people can start any kind of business they want.

What's your point?

Americans have evolved into stealth shitting

I love infomercials:
youtube.com/watch?v=kWjx5QfwNg0
youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
youtube.com/watch?v=qs9MgLlh2Hs
youtube.com/watch?v=HAaYSQpacrU
youtube.com/watch?v=wv02aVW9-K4
youtube.com/watch?v=VHMsnbCiI-U
youtube.com/watch?v=3O1hgA-RHnY

Pretty gross t b h

At least they aren't getting raped.

>freedom wand
Never change, amerifats

I'd rather rape a blonde qt swede than a fat american anyday.

kek

I used to work in an assisted-living place, and we had these products, because people legit had had a stroke, severe arthritis, whatever. They're wonderful to have and really make these people less dependent on others.

But nearly every single one of them wanted to improve so that they didn't NEED these things. Granted, this was the WWII generation, so they were tough as balls.

There were one or two old ladies who wanted every gadget and constantly talked about how helpless they were.

Nobody liked them.

>low dex builds

My fucking sides

Seriously though, fat acceptance needs to be killed off.

Raping anybody would make you pretty uncivilized and a lot worse than a person who indulges themselves in unhealthy dietary practices t b h

STAHP STAHP PLEASE IM DIEING! OH GOD YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your statement is true but raping is common with all species. Gluttony, is not

The people that get so fat that they can't even clean themselves without help are usually people that have a mental illness and very low intelligence.

Normally, these people would look like your average joe in other societies. But since we have such an abundance of food, they can eat 24/7. Also, these people don't work or do any physical labor so they just sit around in their trailer parks and get huge.

Yes, they are disgusting. I find them repulsive. They are a drain on the healthcare system and welfare. But what can you honestly do?

There isn't a good answer. We just let them be and shake our heads.

>Damage control

Gluttony exists everywhere, while rape is more common in human societies that are less developed. Kinda like the UK with places like Rotheram

>Kinda like the UK with places like Rotheram
1400 over 16 years.

Not bad considering your Niggers rape 35, 000 white women EVERY year!

>Freedom wand

>Freedom wand extension

Can the Freedom Wand hold and fire guns? Seems like the true test of freedom-ness to me.

>But what can you honestly do?
Gas them.

You should know since you're both fat and a virgin.

I agree, food has changed, but also advertising convinces parents they always need stuff around for their kids to snack on. My parents didn't give a shit if we were hungry

eat a fucking salad, dumbass
also, you could just eat half of the can of soup and save the rest for tomorrow
but you won't, because your lack of self control is why you're in this position now
and it's only going to get worse

Because we have over 2 billion hands we can wipe with

To some extent, I agree with the other guy.

I am an oldfag and when I was young we used to eat worse shit that we have know. Everything today is reduced fat and low salt, etc.

We used to eat sugar sandwiches and dip bread in hot beef dripping, for goodness sake.

But what I have noticed is that people don't exercise as much, they don't get on a bike to go to work and a trip to the shops now involves a car, when people used to walk (cars were a luxury then - now they are deemed a necessity).

Why would a man want to weigh 140 lbs?

I'm 200 lbs. My wife doesn't want me any smaller than that

Yoko was so fucking ugly.

Maybe because we have 42 million googles in our country which is almost the whole population of the UK you fucking tea cup

Nice to see them going after the African American demographic

>Freedom Wand Extension

I was actually responding to the other butthurt seppo but you sound just as bad.

Ease your butt-hurt with a nice soft Freedom Wand.

>freedom wand

one time i broke both my arms and had to use one of those obesity sticks to wipe

>FREEDOM
>WAND
>EXTENSION

>freedom wand

>posting worst girl

>Americans need a mechanical claw to hold their wads of toilet paper because their flipper-like arms can't get around their girthy blubber
>call it a "freedom wand"
>mfw

Don't these people realize how much of a fucking stereotype they are? How about a "wiping aid" or some other non-ridiculous name?

Rest of the world, are you even trying?
youtu.be/00frP8XGmGA

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fat 'people' gross me the fuck out

every time I see one of those thing I always wonder about all the food I'd have to consume in order to get like that

I can't stand to look at 500+ pound people I almost always throw up in my mouth

I pray to my lords Jesus Christ, KEK, and Lucifer every night before I go to bed for fat 'people' to be burned al fuel in coal power plants

Stop supplying them with things to wipe themselves with so they die of some infection later when they get denied healthcare :^/

>many of the people on these scooters are not fat, just lazy and members of a risk-averse society

Yes, we get those too.

All of them are young muslim women. Not even kidding. 100% of the people I see riding on those scooters who look like they could walk are hijabi pieces of human waste who probably got the insurance to fork it over simply because they could get away with it. I know people with shit like Parkinson's who haven't even THOUGHT about getting one of these things.

And they wonder why we hate them.

i'm truly torn on the idea of obesity. on one hand it's disgusting but on the other hand there are too many people on the planet and we need to get life expectancy down while stimulating the economy with fast food and candy sales. in a way they're actually heros if you think about it.

It's always super weird to see people out in public that are that big. Regular fat people I can sort of get, like, sure, cheeseburgers are tasty or whatever. But getting so big you have trouble getting around? Surely you hit a point where even the most deluded fat advocates go "oh fuck I'm way too big".

what is this. what is in her pants. how does her body look like that. how do her ankles work. what am i seeing. how.

why how why how how why what

I need this freedom wand. I always thought my gun was a freedom wand, but apparently not.

>Surely you hit a point where even the most deluded fat advocates go "oh fuck I'm way too big"
But they don't though and America seems to be endorsing a culture of explaining it away - calling it 'Fat Shaming' and even encouraging it, in your universities.

You clearly don't

i clean myself with a rag on a stick

I don't know why these are being marketed towards fat/obese people because I can certainly see these being used for older people who refuse to live in a home.

>Not playing DnD

Kys senpai

There's a video somewhere of a fat people association demonstrating a portable mobility scooter, and the fat bitch almost tips herself in the first turn. You'd think that'd be the point you wake up, but no.

Also, please tell me that shit is fake.

>web or entangle
>not grease

Maintaining a good personal hygiene is a growing challenge for the american. With obesity numbers going up many Americans find it hard to reach and clean certain areas of the body and turn to specialized accessories.

Just look at the girl in this video. She is fortunate to still being able to personally tend to her personal hygiene, but she still need a fat roll brush to get clean.

>not imprisonment

That poor poor dog.

Imagine the horrors it has experienced.

>Also, please tell me that shit is fake.
Sadly, it's NOT fake, this course actually exists.

This is a disabled person. The only other people who wash like this are the physically or mentally disables, or the elderly. And not even all elderly, but only the ones who are worst off.

It's frightening how we have entire groups advocating in favour of this lifestyle. This is someone who legit needs help. Someone who's being robbed of a satisfactory life by a fixable condition.

Fucking "fat acceptance" is not only stupid, it's immoral. Look at how young she is.

These ideologically motivated courses need to go. All of them. And everyone who has been involved in them, and who majored in them, needs to be blacklisten for academia for life.

This is like a bunch of Nazis starting an "Aryan Studies" course. How well would that go over? People would say they are partial, and they will teach people wrong information. And they would be right, wouldn't they?

Like this, I don't fucking get this. How does this even happen? This must take concerted effort to get this large.

I'm so glad that I will never become overweight. Fuck this is hilarious.

*morbidly obese

it's pretty easy to get overweight

You are a fat fuck

Even though I dislike Milo for being too camp and OTT he is right when it comes to this.

Any course ending in 'studies' needs to go but in American universities they have a really weird thing!

If I want to go to UNI to study say-Engineering . . .in America you are obliged to take a humanities course too, often including Gender studies or Black History.

hey, at least he's owning it

And the best is yet to come!

JESUS CHRIST I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS

(((_)))

>in America you are obliged to take a humanities course too, often including Gender studies or Black History.

Yep. It's to make us more well-rounded students. Imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth there would be if we forced Humanities students to finish Differential Equations or System Dynamics. Somehow the well-roundedness only applies to STEM degrees.

>shart in the mart
>forget your freedom wand
>go doopin' mental and sue Levi's for not having a build in diaper
>get shot on the way to the court house
>the good news is that the bullet got stuck in the fat
>the bad news is that your fatty scooter was hit
>get hit by a truck
>die in the hospital, leaving a 5 trillion dollar bill
>trans son can't pay for said bill
>dies of AIDS and is hailed as the Martin Luther King of the trans fat movement "Trans Fat Xir Lives Matter"

There's a local bodybuilder who is so big, he has to use one of these. He told me about it and said he had to install a bidet at home because his ass is so hard to clean

Pics?

Jesus, he must looks like something drawn by Rob Liefeld.

Yeah, that looks incredibly weird to us in Europe. But we might get it soon, too. These radicals have recently managed to turn the University of Amsterdam into a diversity-driven, safe space, leftard university. With help from politics, of course. And while appealing to fart-huffing nostalgia about "student protests".

It's political indoctrination, pure and simple.

Like I said, drastic action is required. I always feel like we are fighting a fight where the enemy has already taken off the gloves, but with every punch to the face, we say "let's give them the benefit of the doubt". I'm done with this peace and forgiveness crap. These people ought to be thoroughly taken down a peg, so they can't regroup and inflict their nonsense on us again.

I don't even want to replace it with my own waffling. I just want functional academia.

You're poisoning yourself by eating fucking canned and frozen shit, you lardass. What changed from the 60s to now? People stopped fucking cooking their own shit using healthy, natural, ingredients. Mothers fucking bring home BK to their children instead of fucking cooking.

>b-b-but I'm le VICTEEEM!
>le corporations are boisoning meeee ;_;

No, it's your own fucking choice. Take responsibility you retarded manchild.

Hey, thats how it is in Seattle. Every muslim Grama (35 years or older) gets around on a scooter. Only muslims, and there are 2 on every bus.

Its their culture to get any and ever advantage. These people try to haggle at Sears. They look down on you for not wanting a hooveraround

It's a scam. The average hospital-rated porcelain toilet collapses under about 300lbs (about 136kg) and even the reinforced ones say nothing over 600.

I had to take care of this 740lb patient back in college (and hang out and play video games, actually). This guy was FAAAAT. If he managed 30 steps in a day, he was truckin'. He lived in the second house and the family lived in front. They made it plain he was a shame for them.

His greatest wish was to use a toilet again. I was on board, for sure. If you have ever seen an obese person's stool, you know why. Multiply that volume x2. The family installed a stainless steel beast-mode shitter station for him as a reward for losing 30ish pounds, handrails and all. His entire bedroom was basically an expanded bathroom, including a giant whirlpool tub, and a hospital bed, size extra holy fuck.

He was proud the day the plumber gave him the okay and the family threw him a little party. In the middle of the party, I heard a familiar and foreboding sound. He smiled and we all fled the house.

A few minutes later, we heard a crash and wood giving way, followed by another crash and panicked cries for help. The toilet was up to the task. But the floor was not. He had collapsed the floor, pitching the shitter forward as its rear pedestal broke out through the wall behind. His weight simply broken the floor and shear the shitter off the wall. Water was fountaining from the broken pipe behind, and he was face-down and crying. I tried to help him up and a horrible noise came with his effort, and a river of ass mud flowed down the back of his thighs.

He broke 6 ribs and somehow his pelvis when he was pitched from the seat. The family paid me severance because he could not face me again. Fine by me. I know about all these things because of him.

Academia has always been the breeding ground for the left and certain aspects has bled over into Britain.

The 'safe space' mentality and the banning of speakers that might 'trigger' people.

Luckily enough, our new PM Theresa May has already spoken out against this but once the culture is there, it's hard to stamp out and as you know, the left always scream the loudest.

Fat people need to be gassed

100% kek

Bloody heck.
Sounds like a comedy show.

It's a joke how easy non-STEM classes are too. And I'm not talking about the 100-level survey courses, I took a 400-level course on middle eastern history and it was one of the easiest courses I've ever taken.

>I weigh 450 lbs
>They don't even have any fucking pride

In retrospect, it was funny. In real time, it was a fucking horror show. He died a few years later, which everyone knew would happen. I went to the funeral and the family told me he had demanded no treatment, no CPR, no insulin and had basically let himself die. Sad.

Academia encourage free-thinking, which has a natural anti-authoritarian bend to it. Which is how we understand leftism.

But that's not what this is. The left IS the authority, now. And banning speakers because of your feefee's is as authoritarian as its gets. It's a situation of the clowns taking over the circus. And functionally, it's no different from the Nazis booting out psychology or "Jewish physics", because it made them feel all antsy in their pantsy.

Feminists destroyed the home. Women/mothers cooked real food back in the day. The children weren't farmed out to daycare and after school programs.

This certainly won't apply to all colleges, but while I was required to take a couple of humanities classes for my chemistry degree, it included innocuous options such as art history, geography, any foreign language classes, classes on specific parts of non-american world history (which included lots of dumb shit, but also like, English and Russian history). As long as you stayed out of the fucking sociology department. Course I went to tamu, which is pretty conservative as far as colleges go

Kek, somehow reminds me of when I was a 4 year old, afraid to use the toilet. I held in my shit all the time. Every time I took a dump my parents would clap for me and cheer like I had just ran a marathon.

>plastic chair for $225

Public health care is totally fine guys, no one would take advantage of it!

I guess it sucks for you as you actually knew him.
I wonder if this sort of obesity is a symptom of depression? . .. he obviously never had the will power to sort himself out and just wanted to destroy himself, much like alcoholics or drug addicts?

Burger don't blame your mum because you are fat.
Learn to cook.

Jesus christ that's funny
top kek

Sounds similar to alcoholism and drug addiction to me. I'm a recovering alcoholic and at some point you get stuck in a cycle.

You drink, which makes you depressed. Which in turn makes you more depressed when you're sober or sober-ish. Then you get more depressed from drinking.

Replace drinking with eating in this circumstance and it's the exact same thing. You get depressed because you're massive, then you eat to temporarily get rid of the depression, which leads to more depression when you're not eating.

>It is infuriating because we are being poisoned.

You're a fucking idiot. It doesn't matter what you eat, only how much. For energy balance anyway. Not being fat is literally a matter of just putting the fork down.

Have you ever seen a fat person buy food? They buy a whole god damned lot of it. And that is the problem.

>What healthy choices does on have for a quick lunch on the go?

Eat a god damned burger if you feel like, just don't order fries and a shake.

>Does canned soup really need that much salt?

Sodium restriction is a meme unless you're 80 years old. But if you're really worried, you could just make some fucking soup, like what everyone had to do before the last century.

>All we are told is that it is our fault, it is our fault we are huge and overweight.

It is your fault. Eat fucking less. To maintain being fat you literally have to eat more than a normal person. If you restricted to just what people eat NORMALLY, you would lose weight because it takes extra energy to keep all your fat alive.

>This did not happen 40 years ago.

40 years ago food was more expensive, transportation was more inconvenient, there were fewer storage options, and the world was just less accommodating for fat people. Plus there were a lot less spics.

wow its almost as if theres a picture 3 old fuckers in the top left corner and 0 obese people

really makes u think

youtube.com/watch?v=g5AixBKy7b4

>Academia encourage free-thinking
It doesn't appear that way at the moment.

You say this but many anons in America have mentioned that the decent humanities classes have been filled and some are left with the shit 'Gender Studies' stuff, through no fault of their own?

We just find this weird in Britain (and obviously the Netherlands fag thinks the same) that if I what to go to Uni to study a subject, I am forced to enrol into something totally ridiculous - it's almost like a punishment.

I get that someone, somewhere, thinks it will make a more rounded student . . .but does it?

"Freedom wand"
SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP

>tfw 128 pounmds
die in a fire fatasses

I was grossed out by all of it until i saw the sani bag

Realized that these fat fucks literally have to shit into a giant bag because they cannot aim due to their size.

The fact they even have to aim is disgusting enough

imagine walking out holding your sanibag filled to the brim with your shit and politely waiving to your neighbor as you toss your shit bag in the garbage bin.

Protip, we hate the fatties too.

fite me irl you twink

>freedom wand

good fucking god

on the toilet weight limit issue, the Great John Toilet supposedly supported 2000 pounds, but it looks like they don't make it anymore

>You drink, which makes you depressed.
I'm not sure if drinking DOES make you depressed, I think it's a symptom as it keeps depression at bay until you sober up.

>Freedom Wand

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

USA USA USA

People spend their life inventing that shit.

Honestly? I think it's probably meant more for the niggers and the asian H1B students. Many of whom have never had a human oriented thought in their entire lives.

And as far as not getting into the class you want, we had 4 years to take these two classes. More senior students got to enroll earlier. If you got into a shit class, it's because you procrastinated on registering every semester for years

you fucks have the best gyms + trainers worldwide its not like there are no opportunities

No it does over time believe me. You're depressed all the time when you're an alcoholic, while sober or wasted.

It's called a depressant for a reason.

> still yet to see any cunt over 120kg/240 pounds
well fug

> AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
> IN THE LAND WHERE I KNOW I'M FREE

The free market finds a way

I'd say it's a combination of factors. First off, easy availability of fattening food. That's a given. Then there is the culture of eating. It's no surprise that Americans are an over-eating culture. The French have, conceivably, as much access to fattening food, and a world famous gastronomic culture, yet they are all rail thin.

Of course, the French also have a heavily erotic culture, if you will. Looking good is incredibly important to them. But American culture seems to have disconnected sexuality and sensuality. A hypersexual culture on one hand, and one that shuns and shames sex on the other.

In the end, it's a very complex question. Other cultures where people get rotund are, for example, Middle Eastern. Not exactly American. But curiously, they also shame sexuality to a ridiculous degree. And I don't think it's a stretch to say people will get fat more often when they feel they have no reason to actually be attractive.

I think we can see "fat acceptance" in this light. It's people who realize they've been bamboozled, but try to solve it the wrong way around. They put the cart before the horse. They've been tricked into loathing themselves, and so they got fat. And now they think society tells them to loathe themselves because they got fat. But they were long ahead of the curve as they stuffed their faces, distended their stomachs, and went in for their first knee surgery.

It's funny, because it partway puts me into the camp of the fat acceptance nuts: I DO think society needs realistic beauty standards, because when you don't have that disconnect between sexuality and sensuality, as I put it, you have a much greater incentive to take care of yourself. But I see it much more in terms of pre-war society, where all the women who were put on a pedestal were, in effect, normal women. There was a variety in body shapes, and some of them were, indeed, a little chubby. The same goes for the men.

But none of them were obese.

DELETE THIS

God bless America!

For reference, I do not believe these two are models. But look how closely they resemble the young people we see in the beauty standard of the day.

Also notice the bottom-fondling that's going on.

>freedom wand
Ohhhhhh say can you seeeeee~!

>grabs wash brush
>sticks it in her leg
>literally 3/4 of that brush disappears
EEUUUGHH

...

This is hilarious. Underrated social observation.

It seems Americabear needs an Islamic sister.

>freedom wand

>this entire thread

I'm not so sure, I think drinking is a 'coping mechanism' for depression.

I get what you are saying though and I will ponder on this a bit more.

Hmmmm . .. food for thought [no pun intended]

Yes the French have a food culture but do they eat the same amount of carbohydrates that an American does?
I'm beginning to think that Carbohydrates are the problem here not the amount of food ingested. And YES - I agree that Americans (and their sympathisers) are going about the problem in the wrong way.

I don't agree with the Government taking control of this and imposing 'Fat Tax' on sugary or fatty goods but some degree of shaming is the better path . . the same as it done with Smoking or Drink-driving!

I remember when I could argue that my country was awesome, generally speaking.

Holy hell what a task that would be now. I try to be the change I want to see in the world, but the mountain of degenerate nonsense is so steep.

>A few minutes later, we heard a crash and wood giving way, followed by another crash and panicked cries for help. The toilet was up to the task. But the floor was not.
Thank you based Georgia.