Risk

Sorry about last night guys. Bathroom flooded so I had to go.

>5 players and we'll start.
>Please don't start new threads before this one is over so we don't get backlash from the rest of Cred Forums; keep it to one thread.

0w0 whats this?

Calmar union
sweden
yellow.

sorry about your toilet OP.

kek, thank you.

Added

btw is ceding land allowed cause i might not be able to stay for the whole game.

If you have to leave then the land is emptied, ceding has fucked over people in the past.

I'm OK with ceding pieces of land that you want an ally to have but giving them everything isn't allowed.

Ukraine
Blue
Ukraine

Added

Roman Empire
Red
Italy

Ave Caesar!

>Königreich Württemberg
>Grey
>Southern Germany

Put me in the holy land. Deus Vult.

Yugoslavia
blue
Serbia

Color?

Added

Is sicily and sardinia a part of the Italy bonus?
Also, what are the blue dots in the Italy map?

Dark Olive, if that works

op, do we get the bonus only if weve completely filled in the country?

Yes, that is a bit obvious. It's like that in every risk game ever.

Blue is taken so I added you as teal

Not sure what the dots are for and I'm pretty sure whatever is on the map is included in the bonus, i guess whatever isn't on there isn't counted to get the bonus.

Yep.

>Iberia
>Gold
>Spain

First mupdate after this one is added.

It's just that Sicily isn't connected to Italy by a black line so I don't know if it is a part of the bonus or not. What say you?

ok guys, time to start roleplaying, ill start: ahem "you southern heathens are no match for the superior Nordic peoples, i shall conquer you all!!"

Ok first mupdate. Started everybody with 3 tiles for fairness reasons.

Oh no!!!

Dark green olives or dark black olives?

conquer all of sweden, spill into finland,

Conquer Italy and remove Etruscan barbarians from glorious Roman lands!

Ave, Caesar!

I guess that doesn't mean anything. Sicily wouldn't be orange if it wasn't part of Italy with only those few territories. Btw I think you meant Sardinia?

Fill north and start taking lebanon.

Roll. Fill Serbia any spills go to albania

Fill Bavaria and take the rest of southern Germany

Crimea is apart of russia my friend.

Move left to conquer the land between ukraine and romaniea.
Spill into more ukraine

No Sardinia is connected by a black line to Italy on the bonus map so it is obviously a part of Italy's bonus.

Double keks

BTW Serbia means kosovo as well

Impressive early-game dubs.

Ok I thought you meant the big map, not the bonus map. But I'd say that three territories won't bring you a bonus of +4.

dont be staring no Balkans debates in this thread, dont want it to be derailed by uber orthodox srpskis now do we?

Expand

>tfw only you get shitty rolls

is it possible to join?

>then rolls 0
I feel for you, friend.

Yessir, pick a name, color, and location.

>he doesnt know that half of all the people who play risk are script fags.

Scripts work on such a fast board like Cred Forums?
gibsmedat

gimme that dark red and Latvia

also name Republic of Latvia

Next mupdate.
By the way once we start claiming bonuses make sure you put em in your name or post.

I'll add you in the next mupdate

i didnt necessarily mean Cred Forums, risk is played on Cred Forums as well.

get all of sweden, spill to finland.

Continue to take Italy from filthy barbarians!

Ave Caesar!

Take the rest of Holy land and lebanon, remainder goes into syria.

I had dubs op-kun~~~

fill Germany

Lol that's fine.

Fill Macedonia and spills in
montenegro

Fill Iberia, priority Portugal.

I have +3 btw

m u p d a t e

like i said, make sure your bonus is in your name so my life is a little bit easier.

And then i forget the fucking map...

wow op, great invisible mupdate you got there.

Fill Latvia and then Baltics

It happens to everyone.

Defend, fill Italy.

Ave Caesar!

fill Germany

get last bit of sweden, spill into either neighboring country.

Conquer bulgaria, spills go to bosnia

fucking ALMOST a pali
please kill me and my shitty rolls

AND THEN I GET A FUCKING 0 WTF

why kek?

Kek wills it!

Supply lines are drawn thin dogs and horses have long ago been slaughtered for meat, the noble classes call for rest to govern the new territory... The screams of Saracens rise from the ruined villiges.

The peasants cannibalize the the vanquished and threaten rebellion unless the army marches more territory is conquered for Christ. With full bellies we march into the fractured nation of Syria.

>Benin
>Green
>Benin

Fill Spain.

kek does not smile upon you southern infidels, he grants
GETs only to aryan nordic peoples like me, example: CHECK EM!

damn, that would have been incredible if i actually got it.

>tfw u spend all morning ctrl fing for risk
>give up
>about an hour later see this thread
killl mee

I'm still waiting on a few people to roll but i'm gonna start posting mupdates every 15 minutes after this.

can I join pls
>Persia
>start in Iran
>orange

Please, OP. I need an enemy.

Think we're good now.

If people don't roll give a 3 minute warning and then Mup

>defend
>fill italy

Ave Caesar

get last of finland and spill to norway.

keep filling Germany

Fill ukraine .

Sorry had to fap

double dubs. Gott will es!

I am done

Fill Benin, spills West

shiet does this count ? : If not do the same with this roll

>not using "Gott mit uns."

keep filling baltics

Fill Spain

Fill Bosnia+Croatia spills to greece if i have any

Fill Turkmenistan spills into Afghanistan

Lets be friends instead, together we can take on the world

Is it too late to join?
>purple
>sri lanka
>St. Christopher's India

wew

spill into poland

Fuck you

>Pali
spill into tajikstan

The armies of Christ seethe with angry. They have been robbed the last province that they have fought so hard for.

But rumors swirl of heathen organized resistance in the west.

Take Iraq.

lololololol

Can I join? Can I roll this time to expand and catch up? I was OP last night after you left

Ted Cruz
South India
Brown

I'll count it i guess, I mean no offense but you're not really a threat to anybody yet so why not.

Thank you senpai, i declare you honorary Citizen of Benin.

Oops forgot name sorry OP dont forgetti my spaghhetti pls

OP this guy gave you the wrong color, fuck him and let me join.

I'm already there cheif

No wait there's two slots, I'm losing it. Purple let's be friends this game.

if you play in central asia or siberia, sure, otherwise no, because India belongs to Christ now

+10, nice bonus out of nowhere mate. You truly must be jewish Mr. Goldstein.

In that case OP put me in northern britain

Fill nation to top right

Is OP still here?

whoops, i forgot to take my bonus out from my last game
thank you for your cooperation

Anyone up for hosting new thread if OP is kill?

And once again, OP's toilet flooded.

NO FUCK YOU I'M HERE

I got to take the dog out for a walk, but after that I'll host on a Euro siege risk if OP is rip.

chill senpai

I always believed in OP

Bunch of shit i had to fix because people kept switching around their orders, sorry. New mupdate in a few minutes.

stay calm friend. im in this.

Turkemistan

CHAOS Undivided

>ROLL TO EXPAND IN THE SMALL -STANS

Please give me a colour, I wanted to play last night and the thread died...

You shouldn't allow people to switch around their orders unless alliances change or if they are defending from attacks.
That's normally how it goes.

Good guy OP

Don't allow people to redirect. Take rolls real time

Don't allow people to switch their rolls man, nobody allows that.

You shouldnt be allowed to reroll fullstop, downright illegal.

Now i can't post the fucking map because Cred Forums thinks my post is spam

Fucking seriously

Change the filename maybe.

Please read Turkmenistan

CHAOS Undivided

>ROLL TO EXPAND IN THE SMALL -STANS

Please give me a colour, I wanted to play last night and the thread died...

Game's full man, sorry.

IT WORKED

FINALLY

Take east Prussia and keep filling Poland

Congratulations

defend
fill italy

Depending how long this goes on I'll probably host one afterwards or you can stick around and take over for someone

Thank you OP, appreciate all the shit going on

Roll to expand region going south, fill the region but after stay on island moving south.

Move top right and fill

get last bit of norway and spill into denmark.

fill in sri lanka, spills can go into the southern tip of India
yesh!

Go for bosnia and croatia.

Keep filling Spain, spills France.

Kikes
Everywhere
Every color

fill Germany

Friends?

keep filling west

since when have I rerolled?

You can give me a new colour, don't be a sandy vagina. ROLLING TO SPAWN IN YEMEN

...

Finish Uzbekistan, spill into china and india

Palis earned me the right to a new colour
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you did.
You said they could reroll if alliances change or if they where defending from attacks, I think that that should also be illegal.

Good Ted. I will give you my delegates

Not reroll. They should maintain their same roll but be able to change where it went. (i.e. they conquer less land but maintain their own land)

>spilling into India when you have Siberia/ Persia to take
ree

Friends?


This is good.

In the land between the two rivers, a blinding light guides the army's scouts to a small outcropping. The sandstorm blows away the soil and unearth an ancient bronze sword

On it is written in greek
>Γάμα την Περσία

The sword is affixed to the army's standard. Its time to Fuck Persia

Keep taking Iraq, then spill into Iran.

jesus fuck another pali

user i have to say, i am quite impressed with your roleplaying.

Bored on a sunday, might as well get into some masturbatory day-dreaming.

Two palis and a trip. The CHAOS God wants you to let me play

Yes?

OK, pretty quick mupdate.

We're out of room fampai, what do you want me to do?

fill Germany

Pali

Fill Britain prioritizing filling each region first.

expand into Iran.
Deus Vult!

Give me a new colour and write my name in the map, it isn't that hard. It's not like a nigger will come and kill your wife's son for doing it

my christian brother, are you willing to join in a holy alliance to rid this world of the Persian menace?
March north to fill India before this Persian son of a whore ruins this holy place

If there's any spectators, I've made another game in another thread.

Don't join if you're already playing in this one though.

finish Poland

Terrorist digits

get rest of denmark, spill east to russia.

...

Fill croatia, spills go to greece

Fill 2 North western Indian states spills fill afghanistan

El Rato did 9/11 confirmed

Go to Ireland and fill it, spills to filling Spain.

what the fuck you does my comment get deleted???

fill the country that you have already started to the West and spills to the one East of Benin

>69
woohoo thats a bonus OP

So I'll fill north blue region, then the middle blue, then wales, then spill main area.

oh shit nvm i overreacted.

kek

I have no desire to go further south into india, I will cede you the india I own now once u get up here :^)

NAP?

Our march is plagued with difficulties. Lawlessness and banditry have replaced discipline.

God punishes us for our sins. We gather the treasures looted from mosques. They are cast in the fire, the smoke rises to the heavens as the thieves are flogged before their comrades. May our penance grant us better rolls next season.

Latvia's comment was deleted, should i still fill poland?

>tfw latvia is inadvertently creating the 3rd republic of babushkastan

Yes. NAP until we rid the earth of the scum.

yes please

defend
take italy

but famalam im Christian.

Deus Vult
>Implying you aren't a lying Zoroastrian scum

> Bathroom flooded so I had to go
> I'm a fat piece of shit that drops loads like meteorites
> I broke my goddamn toilet

Sorry to hear that man

I request an alliance, glorious descendant of Ūsiņš.

Our bishops report nignoggery in your so called church and have labeled your teaching anathema.

Your lies will not save you, jew.

Sure thing Gold(((stein)))

NAP accepted.

Keep filling

Sorry, had to fap again

you called?

Starting to get a hang on this cartography bullshit

Its a deal, Kaiser

Another RISK. Multitasking encouraged

Fill germany, spills into austria and switzerland

Keep filling that nation.
Spill into romaniea

keep filling the country to the east, if spills keep going east

Ave Maria. Our push into Iran will be spectacular.

continue expanding east and south across russia

keep pushing north.

sounds perfect!

palis again fuck yeah!

Finish off Poland

OP I rolled first to fill my region which includes that little Ireland part right or was I wrong and that's a separate +1 bonus?

Roll to fill Britain

Pērkons is with me today

spills into Czechoslovakia

fugggg

Continue filling greece. spills to turkey.

>Your lies will not save you, jew.
>not save you, jew.
>you, jew.
>jew
>(((stein)))


defend
fill italy (including corsica and sicily)

H-hay. Wana be allies or something? We can take europ together

that wasn't me who said that goyim

Finish filling Spain, fill the Islands next to it too. Spills go to France.

Fill Afghanistan, Fill Kazakhstan.

I request that my neighbours to the west and to the south see reason, I have done nothing to provoke this attack and I refuse to order attacks my on them.

Oh shit I'm a fucking retard qq

Hey OP I have to walk the dog so can I take my next roll now?

it is defend and conquer italy

i just realized i get one more bonus.

As long as you dont seek my lands, I see no reason to refuse

My rolls have been mediocre, sir.

There are whisperings in camp that our new allies are silly. They don't celebrate the mass twice daily. They wash their hands without wash while speaking of "being chosen."

Odd... our treasury should have more gold.

*wash without water

So close to quints it hurts

Our leaders say they are my "Greatest Ally." We are honor-bound support them.

I see, you blame the non white's for not being pure. Maybe you should understand that St. Christopher himself brought Christ to India, the same as St. Paul brought Christ to Rome, and St. Patrick to Ireland. These rolls are a test of faith from heaven, to see if this alliance can not only hold from external forces, but internal strife as well. I pray that we may endure this troubling time so that we spread the absolute truth to the world.

As it is written, as it shall be. The soldiers have been chastised, our holy war commences.

New Mupdate

keep filling to east

fill austria, spills into switzerland and the netherlands

Fill Iceland real quick, then fill southern Britain

palis again

80% of my rolls were palis xd

Fill Kazakhstan, OP don't forget to count my bonus, i think you missed it last turn?

I see no issue with whom you ally yourself with.
It is the attacks on Christian people that your allies have led you to commit that is most frightening.

Take Kuwait. The peral trade shall serve us well and bring reinforcements to our alliance.

Leftovers spill into Iran. We prepare our souls for battle.

the march to liberate India must continue

Fill Hungary, spills to Slovenia

Fill France.

keep, gaining russian land, my plan is coming together! >:)

Use Spill to land in northern Friance on the west coast

aaaah these rolls

spills to romania

Thread that is currently making the debate drinking games rules. Come help!

Multi-task while you watch a Risk thread!

Keep filling greece and turkey.

Nap?

I have offered already to hand over India peacefully, your actions of "liberation" are wholly violent and unchristian when the peaceful option is readily available.

Alright

Submit to an inspection for WMDs, and we'll consider it.

fuck off man im already doing this and writing an essay at the same time.

But how can I trust you? How do I know that you won't simply just assault me when I'm only a few tiles away from your border?

Do as you please, as long as your actions are peaceful then we do not condemn them.

By having a NAP to seal the deal.

Alright, we have a deal. As long as you honor this deal, the people of the steppe shall not fear an Indian invasion

are any countries AFK that I can take over for

Excellent news, I foresee a bright and fruitful future between our two peoples.

guess that means you only fill with your bonus points?

0*3=0

no = 12 so its 12*3

But next to the zero it says ''12''

Moopdoot

Might have to go AFK at some point because I'm hungry as fuck and have some shit to today.

Right, my bad. Fixed.

keep filling east

I think I'll do one more before i start looking for people to take over. Can't OP risk threads all day after all.

Fill the netherlands, belgium, luxembourg. Spills into france

Defend, keep filling France, don't attack anyone. Spills Morocco.

Finish turkey, spills go to cyprus and egypt.

keep filling in India for the Lord wills it

continue to gain northern russian land.

Fill northern France starting with the west moving to the east fill region priority

Fill Pakistan, should I take over for OP?

NAP?

I never got my roll last time. Kuwait should be filled already.

Keep rolling to Iran. Go hard and head these digits.

Dammit. I'm hungry too.

Go for it

Will anyone continue to be the OP or we just rolled for 2 hours for nothing ?

I got a 0 shouldn't I have filled northwestern France with my bonus?

finish Romania

OP said hes doing one more mupdate so im waiting for him to post it then Ill save that and go from there.

ty senpai

After this mupdate, yes. Thanks :)

Awesome, thank you.

OK, last one. Nice OPing for you guys. have a good game and all.

get rest of russian land.

take Sudan and Ethiopia

Captcha hasnt been loading for me
If we are still playing i request allies with yellow and red.

Move right into derka land

Would Yugoslavia be kind enough to transfer that little spit of land in Romania to me?
great game, lad

hope someone continues

Need new thread after this. OP fucked my rolls up pretty bad, fill Northern France and all neutral squares

Can I have Ireland's delegates? Northwestern France would also be nice since neither of us can benefit from it right now

Just to make sure, Persia is here and taking over OP right?

Defend, finish these zones in France, don't attack anyone. Fill Morocco.

fill egypt. spils to libya

Fill Pakistan spill into Iran, Jerusalem has forced my hand.

Also OP didnt count my roll from last turn...

Attack Ted Cruz and fight him back!
Sorry, I must destroy the eternal anglo.

Forgot name

Help me kill these niggers

Defend

That one territory in north west of France yes, Ireland no.

pali

don't listen to this little anglo my spanish friend!

Wana be friends?

wtf is a derkaland, also you are surrounded on all sides after yellows roll.

Take it, it's all yours my friend :)

6 spills and no neutral land left to take, who do u attack?

Then we attack yellow >:( fucking cucks

who are you quoting?

Kill your self man

The bitches that attacked me

kanker duitser