Which one is it, Cred Forums?

Which one is it, Cred Forums?

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neither or jesus, thanks

Oden

As if this is actually a question.

Jesus, obv.

Obviously Kek

t. murrican pretending to be norse.

What was the last happening that Jesus gave us? For the last 20 centuries he promises that biggest, baddest happening of all time is just behind the corner and he fails every time. KEK gives us small happenings every day.

Jesus has abandoned me. Kek hasnt.

>belgium pretending to be a country

Jesus hasn't done shit in years.
Kek has worked miracles by bringing memes into reality.

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Both. Kek is one of the faces of God/God is one of the faces of Kek/ Jesus is the Son of Kek/God, God and Kek both exist and love us, etc. make up whatever rationalization you want.

Kek of course

Kek

Kek posters are delusional frogposters who have indulged too far beyond the point of saving
Odin is gay as fuck and Norse sucks fuck Norse Zeus can rape Odin

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Jesus is a cuck, i go for kek the god of chaos

I AM GOD

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Do not blaspheme so. We have the sacred word of the truth.

The word is good.
The word is pure.
The word is "Shadilay."

Shadilay, my brothers. Shadilay

Raptor Jesus, obviously.

Christ, obviously.

t. "I wanted a bike for Christmas" Timmy

At least Kek isn't a Skype.

>Outdated
>I MEAN C'MON MAN ITS THE CURRENT CENTURY

Jesus isn't a skype you fucking Googloid he comes before they even existed he's just a semite

There is no god but kek, and pepe is his prophet.

How can there even be any doubt?
PRAISE KEK!

praise kek and unironically check

Kek doesn't even have a scripture you fucking bingtard you guys just made it up as you went

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Please tell me this is bait

Christianity is a Jewish cuck religion.

Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions...

Which one is a kike?

I believe in Christ unironically and Kek ironically.

>seriously worshipping a meme frog God of chaos instead of the creator of the universe and all life

No

step in the vehicle please sir

They are one and the same
>Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. —Exodus 8:1–4

Did the Jews that killed him have time travel or what!?
Lmao

nah m8 praise him

Gabe, you gotta chill with referential theories.

Christianity is the ultimate Jewish trick

>Originated and spread by jews
>Preaches tolerance, charity and forgiveness

Perfect tools to create societies of weak, compliant Goys to be exploited.

MOLOCH


(jk, I hate that guy)

The kike on the right is just a writhing supplicant of the mighty frog god of chaos and may mays

Moloch is Hillarys god

Jesus.
I like the meme
>Muh it's just a jew on a stick!!11
They try to make Jesus to sound less holy with this, but for me it sounds more mystical then just a frog statue from kangz land. On this point of view Jesus as a person nailed on a cross is like a occult object from a fantasy game or book and Kek is just a frog statue that isn't even a real artefact and a worshiped god.
Cred Forums just continue to try to awake this frog entity as an egregore...
>It would be extremely painful...

This us the only way I'm not shitting my pants in terror pretty much.

T. Mormon

As it befits the God of Chaos.

Kek:
>Causes happenings
>Meme magic actually works
>Caused/will cause Trump to win
>pisses off normalfags

Jesus:
>makes literally nothing happen
>is a Jew
>is a cuck, and turns followers into cucks
>contradicts himself and all scientific evidence

>not believing in the divine power of Lord Kek
>being this weak in the ways of meme magic

It's like you don't even want to tug on the strings of reality and have the power to influence world events, pham

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god i cant wait for this
it is going to happen i know it
after trump victory in november

"pagans" are just LARPers

PEPAAYYYY!

Jesus hasn't struck down HIllary or her supporters.

Kek on the other hand...

You whine about autism so much it's convinced me that YOU are autistic user.

really think meme magic is real i mean it just makes so much sense

KEK is a mischevious god.

He will string you along but ultimately leave you high and dry.

>spelling it "OdEn"

Gas yourself

How is followers of kek called ?
Kekist or kekold

Kekists.

The religion is formally Esoteric Kekism.

We're still working on scripture though. It's planned to be modeled on the gospels. So we'll have the tale of kek revealing His divine self upon the physical realm, starting with Germanwings flight 4U up through the 2016 presidency and beyond. We'll have these divine memes told the perspective of four different disciples.

The gospel according to Pepe
The gospel according to Molyneux (not an argument)
The gospel according to Donald
The gospel according to Garrison

cancer

checked
turks are poor as shit

Kek has revealed His divine self to you through the digits. Repent and believe, o barbaric heathen

>not realising Jesus was an incarnation of Kek whose story was corrupted by jews

really makes you think

Obviously kek
Check em

PEPE

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At least use the accurate Jesus picture.

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