Is there a Drinking Game for the debate tomorrow?

Is there a Drinking Game for the debate tomorrow?

>Someone mentions Pepe the Frog: DRINK!

>Trump says during any answer "On her way to work one morning": DRINK!

>Hillary visibly cannot hold her bladder/rectum and has to relieve herself: DRINK!

>Hillary stumbles and has to catch herself: DRINK!

>Hillary falls over and hits the floor: DRINK THRICE!

>Trump mentions how terrible or sleepy Hillary looks: DRINK!

>Hillary answers a question about her email by saying that somebody said she did nothing wrong: DRINK!

>Trump mentions Ivanka: DRINK!

>The moderator laughs audibly: DRINK!

What else can we add to this?

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>OP is a faggot
DRINK

Who is the woman in the bed next to Hillary?

huma

Huma, Hillarys Saudi lesbian lover.

>EXCUSE ME: finish drink

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Hillary mentions racism
Drink
Trump mentions Muslims
Drink

Those two alone should fuck you up

>OP is a faggot
>DRINK

Yeah, but that's what you should be doing right now.

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How about some bingo cards for the debate?

Anything actually criminal, though?

That's a good idea too.

>-Trump mentions that the moderator is a Democrat/Liberal: DRINK!

Anyone remember during the Romney/Negro debates when moderators were pretending to "fact check" Mitt, but all their fact checking was wrong?

And then when the moderators would come out and say "Oh, actually, Mr. Romney was right with all those things I said he was lying about" both MSNBC and CNN refused to cover it?

>-Trump says the media is biased: DRINK!

>Hillary refers to the deplorables
>Drink

>Hillary refers to "a basket": DRINK TWICE!

>Hillary says "Alt-right"
Drink

>Hillary stumbles or has a coughing fit
Two drinks

>Hillary dies on stage
Down the rest of the bottle.

Death edition :

>Trump says "Belive me"
>Trump uses authority appeal to authority in something like "some general tells me"
>Trump uses social proof with "my X friends agree with me"
>Trump refers to someone with his killshot nickname

>Hillary says any word with -ist
>Hillary mentions Trumps taxes
>Hillary refers to Trump as dark/fear mongering
>Hillary calls Trump variation of unstable with herself looking unstable
>Hillary coughs
>Hillary laughs like a harpy when asked a hard question and deflects

>Trump refers to someone with his killshot nickname

I would never stop laughing if he just called her Crooked Hillary through the entire debate.

>killshot nickname
This is what people are calling his little nicknames now?

I bet there is a large collection of those from over the years. Did he ever have those nicknames for people on his tv show?

Knowledge Bombs(Still missing v1 and v2).







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>Hillary gets struck by the Holy wrath of god and bursts in a spontaneous ball of flames as satanic chants echo in the distance : DRINK

"Stamina" Hillary, of course, isn't a good nickname. Maybe:

>Unhealthy Hillary (too mean and press will call "mysogynist")
>Weak hillary (press will call sexist)
>Low Energy Hillary (already used for others)
>Fatigued Hillary (doesn't sound great.. but maybe)
>Lazy Hillary (I like this one.... because it means Hillary will attempt a come back, which will require that she admits she's sick).
>Lethargic Hillary (not enough people know what this word means).

sleepy or tired hillary

Those are all spinned as sexist too easily

That's why I think "Lazy" works best. It isn't considered a "sexist" word as much.

I think the sexist thing is something to take on the chin.

It's one thing to try spinning a narrative when people just trust your word, but plenty of people watch the debates, and trying to call sexist on something people can clearly tell isn't sexist will backfire spectacularly among the non tumble crowd.

Hillary says dark
drink

> Every time Hillary calls Trump a buzzword: DRINK TWICE!
(i want to get wasted)

Sounds like a great way to fuck up your liver.

Hillary Rodham Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton
> POO POO PEE PEE SHE DIES ON STAGE FOR ALL TO SEE
PEE PEE POO POO WHEN SHE'S DEAD TRUMP NAMES THE JEW
> POO POO PEE PEE SHE SHITS ON STAGE FOR ALL TO SEE
PEE PEE POO POO BY KEK AND DUBS MAKE THIS COME TRUE
> MAGA
MAGA
MAGA

take a drink whenever Hillary buys into the narrative the media was instructed to peddle, and forgets that most of it was made up or quote mined

Someone says:

>Sexist

>Misogynist

>Islamaphobic

>racist

DRINK!!!

>Every time Trump uses a new nickname for Hillary:

DRANK!