Brit/pol/ - Sunday evening shitposting Edition

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=q3Xa6_WAuws

>Liam Fox: Britain will be great again after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/24/liam-fox-britain-will-be-great-again-after-brexit/

>David Cameron 'let down' by Theresa May, says former PM aide
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37465452

>Bitter anti-Brexit campaigners DEMAND release of Article 50 legal details to force MP vote
express.co.uk/news/uk/714106/Brexit-campaigners-release-Article-50-legal-details-remain-leave-the-peoples-challenge

>Fear of seeming racist is enabling female genital mutilation
spectator.co.uk/2016/09/fear-of-seeming-racist-is-enabling-female-genital-mutilation/

>US bank bosses from Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and BlackRock threaten Theresa May with relocation
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/24/brexit-warning-us-bank-bosses-from-goldman-sachs-morgan-stanley/

>David Cameron and Michael Gove have not spoken since Brexit referendum
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/25/david-cameron-and-michael-gove-have-not-spoken-since-brexit-refe/

>Corbyn appeals for unity after re-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37461219

>No royal high five for PM Trudeau
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37460766

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life.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/letting-the-hard-left-off-the-leash/
youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
ft.com/…/95a3874e-a5a0-11e5-a91e-162b86790c58.ht…
newstatesman.com/…/john-mann-calls-1000-party-me…
youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/2016_elections_electoral_college_map.html
youtube.com/watch?v=rjeJIlxj5OI
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youtu.be/XEOpV_MZDFM
youtube.com/watch?v=jc4VxIWXX4w
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theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/23/bernie-sanders-larry-sanders-brother-to-fight-david-camerons-old-seat-for-greens
youtube.com/watch?v=RkmNV-pZebE
blog.dilbert.com/post/150816666991/blowing-your-mind-as-promised
soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-saturday-nigel-farage-september-24-2016
youtube.com/watch?v=j6p1zxKnDeM
youtube.com/watch?v=BNcERXGcpEY
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_East_Somerset_(UK_Parliament_constituency)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg
jeremyforlabour.com/policies
google.com/search?biw=1440&bih=759&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=ashkenazi jews&oq=ashkenazi jews&gs_l=img.3..0l10.1014372.1017866.0.1017944.16.11.1.4.4.0.91.801.10.10.0....0...1c.1.64.img..1.15.809...0i67k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1.FtWC8A5jG5M
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jihadwatch.org/2015/08/he-said-that-raping-me-is-his-prayer-to-god
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
nytimes.com/2016/09/02/world/europe/britain-polish-man-killed-brexit.html?_r=0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

YAHOOS GET OUT

discord.gg/JbQhk
Non Nobis Domine.

Not sure if anyone remembers, but I'm the user who asked a girl out last night.

She said yes

3rd for haunted by kike ghosts

threadly reminder that the labour party is a puppet of big business, to drive down native wages with immigration

What's with all the weeb/anime art recently?

Where be my blood-drinking anglo memes?

I member.

Good on you lad.

Threadly reminder of who is behind (((Momentum))).

youtube.com/watch?v=kNCTH4gQJ-Q

kill all muslims

sve dzamije u oblake lete

Day Two of the Second Epoch of Corbyn

Can you feel the historical inevitability lads? It's strengthening

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of owen jones, morality meme man, nigel epic meme farage, le comrade corbyn, and jahanism.

I'm fucking tired of Brit/pol/, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss British politics and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

Better fire up the astral oven then.

Every time I see people posting about Corbyn on jewbook I can't help but piss myself laughing.

How are people so deluded? They all seem to think Corbyn is going to turn Britain red.

How do we spin positivity out of the rise in left-wing populism? If this Corbyn madness doesn't stop then come 2020 we're all fucked. I think the only way to fight it is right-wing populism, and Cred Forums memetics are a vital cog of said populism.

I don't know what happened to me lads

Just a few years ago I was a far leftist going out and fucking different women every weekend

Now I wouldn't even want to sleep with a woman I don't love and want to raise 15 white children in the countryside where I raise them purposefully to save the west

Fucking unbelievable

Creation of rules for Debate Drinking Game Thread:

Britts welcome

Will Scotland leave?

>The 59-year-old Lansman is full of contradictions. He is the leader of Britain’s most notorious and divisive political movement, yet Labour colleagues agree he is ‘a lovely man’, ‘a loveable rogue’. He’s a veteran Bennite, but his many company directorships are registered to a million-pound riverside apartment at Shad Thames, described by estate agents as ‘spectacular’. As well as a statue of Karl Marx and books on Lenin and Stalin, he keeps an enviable wine collection and some comically bourgeois art. The blog he edits, Left Futures, rails against ‘crooked capitalism’ and ‘asset-stripping bosses’. But it is owned by a shady company called Ortonovo Holdings, which is controlled by Lansman and his son Ben, a property magnate some of whose methods have been, perhaps unfairly, compared to asset-stripping. The Lansman family manage a complex web of at least 24 property companies, one of which is registered in Luxembourg, and hold assets well into the millions. It’s not the backstory of a man plotting a socialist revolution.

>Raised in an orthodox Jewish family in North London, Lansman attended the independent Highgate School. His political awakening came at 16 when he travelled to Israel to work on a kibbutz. Radicalised by its utopian collectivist spirit, on his return to England he signed up to the Labour party. It must have been a shock for his father Bernard, who responded by joining the Conservatives and becoming a Tory councillor in Hackney. As one Labour moderate puts it: ‘He’s another middle-class intellectual rebelling against his own family.’ Lansman denies he was just a bolshie teenager rejecting the politics of his father: ‘Maybe my dad was rebelling against me.’

life.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/letting-the-hard-left-off-the-leash/

Anyone buying into Corbyn and his movement are the biggest goys going.

>Stomp you with my hands

Do you walk on all fours or something? Lighten up you moody git.

>sve dzamije u oblake lete

youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0

No. 'Muh EU' is a meme that everyone will have stopped caring about this time next year

the EU? yes :^)

lol play their game

destroy their narrative

RULE 1: “Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.” Power is derived from 2 main sources – money and people.
“But we have THE YUTH!”
See the youth and a new socialist surge coming behind Corbyn"
“Groups which are over-represented as Labour party members tend to be long-term homeowners from urban areas (particularly inner city area) who have high levels of disposable income.
“Those who are under-represented tend to be either young singles/families who rent properties on a short-term basis and require financial assistance or those who live in rural communities.”
According to the document, Labour has analysed 80% of its party’s membership using Mosaic, a classification system used to categorise people into different social bands. It points out that “high-status city dwellers living in central locations and pursuing careers with high rewards are highly over-represented”.
“As a group they make up 4% of the general population in contrast to 11.2% of party membership,” it says.
The report says the party has 36,646 members categorised as coming from a category it calls “city prosperity”, and 19,917 of these have joined since the general election - an increase of 119%.
In contrast, the summary also points out that families with limited resources “who have to budget to make ends meet” are under-represented in the party, making up 4% of membership, in comparison with 8.7% of the population. Even in this category, however, since the general election there has been an increase in the number of members from 5,966 to 7,101.

10% affluent, home-owning married couples enjoying financial security. This category makes up 9% of the general population.
families with limited resources “who have to budget to make ends meet” are under-represented in the party, making up 4% of membership, in comparison with 8.7% of the population

>Maybe my dad was rebelling against me

Not sure what to have for tea

Evening gents. What are we drinking/eating for americuck debate times tomorrow night?

>mfw people unironically want a semi-circular Parliament.

continued
“high-status city dwellers living in central locations and pursuing careers with high rewards are highly over-represented”.
“As a group they make up 4% of the general population in contrast to 11.2% of party membership,
9.6% are “city prosperity”
“Labour has attracted ten times as many new members in London than in Scotland since May’s general election”, with the party now deriving more than 20 per cent of its membership from the capital (nearly double the proportion in 1992).
- ft.com/…/95a3874e-a5a0-11e5-a91e-162b86790c58.ht…
the Guardian received internal party data revealing that a disproportionate number of Labour members who have joined since the 2015 general election are “high-status city dwellers”. The leaked document also showed the party gaining fewer members in rural areas, among the elderly, and from people who are less well-off.
also Mp John Mann wrote newstatesman.com/…/john-mann-calls-1000-party-me…
“One street in Islington North, with owner-occupiers living in multi-million pound properties, had 40 people over a 12-week period join the party.”
“We’ve got some full-time artists as members, which is great,” he says. “But I’m not aware of any building workers joining. Whereas we’ve got very, very, very many times more building workers than artists in this area.
“I don’t have many Tory wards in my constituency but the Tory wards have got many more new members than the safest Labour wards. Now, what you’d expect is the opposite. You’d expect where we’ve got most votes, that’s where you get more people joining.”
He compares his CLP to those in London: “9,000 members in Islington. 9,000. You can take a swathe of the North of England and there aren’t that many members. A whole swathe of it. We have about 600.”

>How do we spin positivity out of the rise in left-wing populism?

It'll dig its own grave. The kind of things they're talking about are so far beyond credible that they make the SNP white paper look like a lesson in economic prudence.

One interview with Chairman John and Neil focusing on fiscal matters and it comes crashing down.

continued 2

“Talking to colleagues across the country, it certainly appears that the Party across England is becoming more like the Party in London. The vast majority of new members come from the middle classes, the public sector and BAME communities, all sharing a distinctly cosmopolitan outlook. This makes perfect sense, of course – polling suggests these groups are least likely to be concerned about immigration and most concerned by cuts to the public sector. So they’re much more likely to be attracted to Jeremy Corbyn’s clear policy approach in these areas.”
“It’s not a new trend. However, the danger is that our decisions will be made by the London middle classes.”

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No

Gas the rich class war now

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What time is it at?

DAE le bread and le circuses? XD

>At family home for Sunday roast
>Brother mentions about how he started going out with a new girl recently
>Says he gets on well with her kid
>Mum asks to see photos of them
>The kid is mixed race

Fucking hell, lads. I'm glad to be home so I can laugh about it. I had to stifle it while I was there.

>workers of the world unite!
>n-no not like that
>maybe nations and borders do matter ;_;

I feel the tides of Historical Determinism flowing strong and irresistible, comrade.

What's his gf like?

I hope to god they keep the same layout as seen in the Commons when they move for Parliament refurbishment.

If they change to a circular form I will be SO PISSED.

Call him a cuck till he feels a natural sense of shame and amends his ways.

they are literally all students and middle class virtue signallers from london

/endthread

semi circles are shit they ruin the atmosphere

>tfw labour will soon embrace the dialectical science of Marxism-Leninism

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I want STV PR within the current parliament. Blend the new and old

What a qt

You know, sometimes I read the British Empire Wikipedia page and get really sad.

Hundreds of years of history, at its peak a 5th of the world population and 24% of the Earth's land mass all flying the flag of the union. Conquest, democracy, honour and cuisine. All this starting from men on their horses on a little island to the west of Europe. And it's all gone, I never got to see it with my own eyes.

It greatly saddens me that one day, the liberal majority here will vote in favor of becoming a Republic, we'll change our flag to a FUCKING LEAF or something similar and our last links to our homeland will be gone. But in a way I think that will be fair because we won't deserve to be linked to Britain when we're overrun by Chinese and other assorted immigrants.

Resistance is useless, comrade.

CAN'T CURB THE CORB!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

Something like the Sinagpore Parliament would be /comfy/

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a eucalyptus leaf or a boomerang

She's pretty standard, I guess. Brown hair and eyes.

I would if he wasn't my brother. If it was a friend or one of you lot I wouldn't mind, but feels weird doing it to my brother.

>having the exact number of seats
>not having packed benches and people just standing around

it's almost as if you don't want it to be comfy

karen likes!

That'd be lovely, I could quite happily watch that for the next 6 years(?) while Parliament is fixed. Have we any idea where they're moving to yet?

>PR
It's far less democratic, as voters have no say in the inevitable coalitions that are formed. So you get memery like Merkel's eternal Grand Coalition

No comrade

And probably in some black and red aboriginal filth colours, no union colours in sight.

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into one of the ministry buildings i can't remember which one

Moggers was right, Corbyn just isn`t electable.

I love Trump. Will be personally devastated if he doesn't get in.
>implying he won't smash the debates and consolidate the swing states that are already turning redder with each passing hour

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/2016_elections_electoral_college_map.html

Forgot image
>This could be our flag one day
Fucking kill me

Why doesn't JRM run for PM?

It shouldnt be comfy. The chairs should be hard and horrible, and they should hate being there and sitting in them.

>go to momentum fb
>bring something back
>???
>profit

goybook.com/PeoplesMomentum/

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Whats his end game?

Im getting some ales in. At least 5, maybe 6. going to absolutely smash it

RARE ENOCH CLIP

youtube.com/watch?v=rjeJIlxj5OI

at least it isn't going to look like this

No ambition. Sadly that's the case for many highly talented people.

We'll rise again, not even memeing.

Spengler prophesied the fall of Britain and Europe, to a pinpoint.

He predicted the decline would lead to a ultra-rightwing authoritarian leader taking the hearts of the people and bringing glory back to the homelands.

I still have hope

Metaphorically comfy. It's a blend of old and new aesthetically

Got myself some cheesy pringles and will probably make a pizza or some spicy chicken breast or something late tomorrow night. Rum for drinks, as always.

PM

I would have is one then the coons getting on the flag

make them sit on floors covered with that horrible coating like in primary school, members of the cabinet get to sit on a wooden bench.

like pic related but with the opposition sitting opposite

Mate. It's even more important when it's your brother. It's your duty. You don't have to be blatant about it. Be subtle like. Plant the seeds of doubt in his subconscious and let him come to his own conclusions.

>tfw AfD will never ever be in power because of meme-tier PR

Fuck PR. I vote for my local bloke, if he wins he goes and represents my views in parliament. Even if he doesn't, the bloke who does win is still accountable to me and the interests of the constituency.

Fuck being lumbered with a Green MP because a diaspora of naive students thought nationalising the haulage industry and banning the military is a good idea.

Political triangulation. It's actually a good sign that the careerists are using this rhetoric, its a sign that the overton window has shifted

Why are poms so good at runescape pking guys?

Its comfy as fuck desu. All the pommy streamers coming out for the new Deadman tourney and season.

Wiggled and Manked are fkn nutty desu.

Hows the Brexit thing going lads? Hope the muzzies are behaving.

Antarctic Anglo fort when? Submarine where?

Kind regards

NZ

>Enoch will never see the rise of the European Ethnostate

>She's pretty standard, I guess. Brown hair and eyes.

I swear I'm seeing coalburners everywhere these days. Is it increasingly common or is britpol just warping me?

PM circa 2030.

what's that even fucking English?

Do you even Parliamentary Self-government bro?

It should have been him, not Heath. It should have been him.

I think he was talking about Hitler though, so we need to come up with a new plan.

Runescape still exists?


>European Ethnostate

Why on earth would Britons, Greeks, Turks, Spaniards, Estonians, Serbs and Bosnians want to share a country?

because hes a literal who backbencher tory who to the regular folk of england sounds like a toff ponce

Laura Trott is now a married woman.

Rees-Mogg is an upper class twit who sees Parliament as a safe place where he can have a long nap. Probably spanked by his nanny but still loves her dearly for it. What does he know of populism and the plight of the common people?

youtube.com/watch?v=EKFTtYx2OHc

Cx

Go to sleep nerd

>ywn go to a constituency surgery to have a chat with are enoch about all the problems the country faces

Try not to reee at this
youtu.be/XEOpV_MZDFM

He predicted Hitler, and said the Empire would fall in '45.

Hitler came to early, he was a sign of what's to come.

I'd give in 25-50 years

>treats friends and strangers on the internet better than his brother

you guys hate each other or something?

You don't have to be of the people to be for the people.
Would you not trust a doctor to treat your illness if he's never had it?

Yeah they released an 07 version of the game before jagex fuckd it all.

>What does he know of populism and the plight of the common people?

More than you I imagine, considering he won a swing seat and has more relevant things to say to the average man in 2016 than most Labour members do.

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sorry i don't speak inbred

>more relevant things to say to the average man

>this is what right wingers and toffs believe

>Why on earth would Britons, Greeks, Turks, Spaniards, Estonians, Serbs and Bosnians want to share a country?
I see your point but you must start somewhere, to inspire

>Why on earth would Britons, Greeks, Turks, Spaniards, Estonians, Serbs and Bosnians want to share a country?
How else are we going to create a Eurasian-Negroid slave race ruled over by jews?

Lad, my family is a bunch of soft cunts. My sister called me a bigot because I said people should work if they want to eat and not rely on benefits unless they were truly disabled. She tried to get my mum to stop letting me come over on Sundays for a roast, she didn't though, cause my mum is pretty alright and she hates scroungers too.
God fucking knows what they'd be like if I whip out the cuck talk.

Not so much hate, but more like I was never really around him growing up because I liked tech more than going out.

Jeremy "The Working Class want there communities flooded with Pakistanis" Corbyn is truly a man of the people

Ok I'll check him out my dude. I'm ever the optimist.

That looks awful, sterile and lacking character.

>*tips post-ironic flat cap*
>*adjusts 'jez we can' badge*
>we wuz the working classes 'n' shieet
>*wobbles off back to his student house that isn't as luxurious as his parents place, so it must mean he's being oppressed by the system*

Pakistanis > Toffs

r-rude

Achmed pls

>mummy look at me, I posted exquisite memes on the chans again
>"good boy Tarquin"

He's going to be walking around with a mixed race kid. He won't even be able to pretend it's his. It'll be a walking advertisement everywhere he goes that he's a cuck and people will judge and treat him accordingly, consciously or subconsciously.

It's this idiot again, jesus christ

The oppressive blue skies are finally lifting lads, how's it feel to have our beautiful grey skies back?

>the state of Labour voters

Why do the left hate the working class?

I mean they like the idea of the working class but think they're scum when they meet them.

Their mannerisms, their attitude and their culture.

It's like there whole ideology is "You can't think THAT! You don't want to be like THEM people".

It's baffling to me, does anybody here know what I mean? I'm struggling to articulate this

Nice try paki, I'll take your name and license number please.

Lads, I had an interview on Thursday and the guy asked me what my views were on Brexit and who I'd vote for in America

I told him the truth in a soft way I.E, I'm leaning towards Trump and I decided close to the end to vote leave

Should I have lied? Also isn't it against the law to ask that sort of question or at least frowned upon

Morning lads

I need more direction in my life

What's your line of work lad?

You want to be seen as more proletarian-than-thou so it would be interesting to know what you do.

To the gulag you go Percival

>Tarquin

what did leftypol mean by that?

how's the labour conference sadiq?

I think they treat them like 'Noble Savages' and put them on a pedestal. Then they find out that their values are alien to their own - so you get this weird cognitive dissonance.

The working class aren't seen as an extension of family by them, they are seen as engines for their ideology. Similarly, the Tories see them as an inconvenience. Ukip sees them as mates if anything, but which party truly sees them as brothers and sisters?

you can always lie and say I dont vote or follow politics. or throw a curve ball and say you voted remain and want trump to gas all the mexicans

That party doesn't exist anymore.

It was more apparent during the EU ref when they were constantly talking about how if we leave the poor will be hit the hardest and how we should stay in for them, then when it turns out the poor voted to leave, they called them every -ist they could think of and wanted nothing to do with them.

None of your business. But the rich can side with the workers, like Engels.

youtube.com/watch?v=jc4VxIWXX4w

Rees-Mogg is nothing more than a stereotypical upper-class figure of fun, wheeled out on the likes of HIGNFY to the side of Paul Merton.

Is smoking degenerate, lads?

I'm trying to be moral as possible but it's my vice

The Labour party, has to face an unpalatable fact, it's unelectable. Owen Jones or Corbyn unelectable. In needs reform, Corbyn will have to do that. Give Labour back to the working people, someone else will in the end drop all the pc shit that damages it. Labour needs to remember it's roots, Ker Hardie, the men that followed him, to get anywhere.

It's the difference between perceiving them as
>Robot drones
>Pests
>Your equals

None of these are true, I like UKIP but the working class culture in Britain certainly isn't healthy at this point lets be honest. The same way you can love a brother but still detest his alcoholism. That's how it should be in my opinion.

It's important to move forwards with everything. Fascism is a timeless ideology that needs a modern get up.

They back them as a way of sounding empathetic but will immediately attack them if they step out of line or they're forced to choose between them and foreigners.
>Stupid poor people voting leave, you shouldn't be allowed to vote!
>Cockney culture was racist anyway, I prefer East London as it is today
for example.

>which party truly sees them as brothers and sisters?

youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU

How do you faggots feel having no gf whilst I, an Indian, plow your women every fucking night?

Hahahaha stay cucked bongs.

Every revolution in the history of the West has been funded by the ruling class, you pleb

Pretty good, we're discussing strategies on whether to put Cred Forumsyps in gulags or just put them up against the wall to save trouble.

I didn't want to seem Ill informed though. Curve ball might have been good though

From what I see Corbyn is just British Bernie Sanders.

Also ARTICLE 50 WHEN?

After we crash the european economy some more. We'll leave when it's in tatters, that was always the plan

February 2017 is the general consensus

Nice meme. I'm a working class communist that voted leave. Stop mixing up left liberals with us cheers.

british bernie sanders is larry sanders, his brother

theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/23/bernie-sanders-larry-sanders-brother-to-fight-david-camerons-old-seat-for-greens

He's one of the best rhetoricians and most noble and honourable gentlemen in England with a clean mind free from degeneracy. He represents everything that is good, decent and worth conserving about England.

YOU CAN'T HARROW THE MARROW!

It's happening comrade.

>mfw it will be on my Birthday month
>happy Birthday me and Happy independence Britain.

How do you reconcile labour's neo-liberal policies with your own?

Wish we could turn back time

He's a bit more radical than Sanders. Still a boring social democrat though.

Communism is jewish. And so are you.

youtube.com/watch?v=RkmNV-pZebE
I'm feeling it.

I hold that Fascism was an ideology that understood the failure of rationalism, and its appeal to feelings and aesthetics captures the human condition in a timeless fashion.

If you've been following Scott Adams blog you might be able to understand where I'm coming from. Here's a link to the mindblow that puts the puzzle pieces in place. At least it did for me:
blog.dilbert.com/post/150816666991/blowing-your-mind-as-promised

Follow the link he posts.
A warning to the bluepilled, you are not ready and you will not understand.

>'Cuz now the guilt is all mine

DAE le gulag XD

Utter horseshit. Any real socialist will always side with the working class. Not mushy hand wringing Blairites and liberals.

This.

The Portuguese are honourary anglo

Maybe so, but he's clever, and more in tune with the electorate than most. He gives off a genuine vibe like Corbyn. I heard a women Labour mp, going on about grammar schools. Her whole argument was, the evil torys, we must fight the evil torys. That may play well with the party faithful. But the the common man is not as stupid as most mps think.

It's not, but I'd still embrace it even if it was. Da joooz is the oldest trick in the book.

>I had an interview on Thursday and the guy asked me what my views were on Brexit and who I'd vote for in America

BULLSHIT

No employer would ever ask this.

t. ex HR.

So presumably, if 99.9% of the working class voted to reject socialism, socialists would respect that and stop campaigning?

no like muh capitalists tho, thats real guise
>le gulag
>le oven
XD

The most educated Marxists understand that their empathy for the working class doesn't come from love, but from a desire to break away from capitalist reification of their identities. They see the working class as the best way to break down capitalist societal norms in order to reconnect with what makes THEM human, rather than having their perceptions completely altered by side-effects of the capitalist economic system. According to Marxist theory, people stop seeing themselves as holistic beings and more as units due to capitalism. If you believe in the working class for their sake as a "communist" you're being used as much as they are.

A few years ago I was asking my indian doctor for a vasectomy because I could never imagine having children. Was even considering spreading the idea of VHEMT. I wanted sex and a girlfriend but never marriage, especially with the knowledge of the internet to hand, but now? Want to marry, willing to date for a good year before sex, want as many children as we can make for the same reason (a child will never starve in Britain), and almost feel like I should send that indian a christmas card.

I don't think many of the regressive left understand that they aren't oppressed and are in fact the sneering middle class, a part of the 'people' due to the breakdown into individualistic rights and purpose, but also above the pub goers and tin knockers. They think, when their communist revolution comes, they will be leaders. Sadly, they'll be the first to be lined up against the old warehouse wall and shot, Brexit kind of cemented that idea in my head. My area was 69.7% Leave.

Think of the money you'd save if you quit lad. You know it's not a great habit.

...

>tfw you are one of the few redpilled scots

it gets better, right lads?

No, we'd keep agitating and educating.

LADS Nigel talking about the Trump/Clinton debate on Breitbart: soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-saturday-nigel-farage-september-24-2016


who /stayingupfordebatshere/

Nah they killed maddie mate

So you want the working class to all conform to your ideas?

Sounds pretty oppressive to me.

Communism was literally invented and propagated by kikes. This is a fact

>da jooz

Look on the bright side lad.

One day in the future, Nicola Sturgeon, everybody in the SNP, your friends down the pub and yourself, will all be dead.

Capitalism is all around you. It's so embedded that it's duped you into submission. You're a cuckold for your own interests.

We are the same person.

What did Google mean by this?

when are they?

>/brit/ despises anime
>brit/pol/ tolerates anime

What gives, lads? Why is /brit/ so intolerant towards anime?

my interests are myself, as I am not a pathetic weakling, and nor do I have any desire to have my lifeblood leeched, I have no interest in communism

So you'd ignore what the working classes actually want, since they must be uneducated and don't agree with you?

There's more of us every single day user.

behead those who insult anime

Freedom is always the freedom to dissent. The capitalists have no qualms about forcing ideology upon the world.

Lmao, Marx was an atheist and he attacks them viciously in the German Ideology.

It is very easy to spot a tranny. (((Google))) is planting seeds again.

Karl Marx was jewish. 85% of the bolsheviks were jewish. 90% of the Spartacusbund was jewish. 100% of the Frankfurt school was jewish. Literally everything about communism is jewish. It exists for no other purpose than furthering jewish ethnic interests against their white host societies.

>I'd still embrace it even if it was
Because you are jewish.

>Putin: 80-85% of the Bolsheviks were jews
youtube.com/watch?v=j6p1zxKnDeM

>Churchill: communism is jewish
youtube.com/watch?v=BNcERXGcpEY

gays

Wait, her parents are Portuguese? Do they just live here or something?

Fuck off.

Anime is just like MLP - we tolerate it but we don't really like it. It's the realm of kiddies!

I'd rather see everyone in the SNP including Nicola dead before me and my mates die.

Maybe one day I'll wake up to see on the news that Sturgeon was hung for treason.

youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

Are you actually saying being jewish isn't an ethnicity?

is that pepe hiding in his pocket?

We'd respect the decision. Doesn't mean things won't change in the future. Material conditions can produce radicalism and trigger revolution. Doubt anyone would've predicted the Russian Revolution in 1914

...

>Then the sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings of the East

>And I saw three unclean spirits that looked like frogs, coming from the mouths of the dragon, the beast, and the false prophet.

Looks very chink

Lacks soul and personality

/brit/ has been full of reddits and pakis for a while now

There's just too much of it. Stop spamming it all the time for fucks sake.

>Marx was an atheist and he attacks them viciously in the German Ideology.
Did that stop him being ethnically jewish and start him identifying with whites? Or is the whole marxism thing just a jewish ideological reaction to ressentiment, persecution complex and survival instinct?

Death to Karen!

Think I have something wrong with my eyes.

kill all anime watchers

Tell us more mate, what's troubling them/you?

Cons well above Labour in scotland

Jewishness is complicated. Marx clearly rejected it however. So do many anti zionist Israelis.

Ruth Davidson is going to save Scotland lads, come 2020 we'll slather the whole electoral map in nice blue paint.

UKIP SURGE

>normies hate animie
>neets like anime

Its the clash of the two that starts all this shit

normie/neet interaction rarely goes well , especially the later it gets

Late night brit/pol/ is best

>implying any of the parties actually disagree with eachother on anything apart from the indy question

No, Marxism is a sociological and political analysis based on Hegelian thought. Engels had no trace of Jewish ancestry. Socialist thought preceded Marx by millenia. There's no grand conspiracy. Sorry.

Just hard to focus when reading words.

Maybe I should take a break from brit/pol/.

Her wifes a qt

With the boundary changes and fall of the SNP, could we see a Tory Scotland next Parliament?

Anyone else hate leftist historical revisionism?

She's not the best, but she's a million times better than the Stirred Haggis.

>jewishness is complicated

>am I jewish?
>yes I am

Not that hard.

>considering he won a swing seat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_East_Somerset_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

Nice try, m8. North East Somerset was newly created in 2010 and has always been Tory (probably due to all the inbred sheep-shagging yokels there)

>most noble and honourable gentlemen in England with a clean mind free from degeneracy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg

>In December 2014 Rees-Mogg was reported to the Parliament's standards watchdog for speaking in debates on tobacco, mining and oil and gas without first verbally declaring he is founding partner and director of Somerset Capital which has multimillion-pound investments in the sectors


>In March 2009, Rees-Mogg was forced to apologise to Trevor Kavanagh, former political editor of The Sun, after it was shown that a newsletter signed by Rees-Mogg had plagiarised sections of a Kavanagh article that had appeared in the newspaper over a month earlier.

go look at some grass. I read in a magazine that our eyes are programmed to look at green the most because we lived in forests and jungles. Thats why there's green stuff in IT rooms

death to (you)

His racial identity is based on being jewish. When he read about history, he didn't read the narrative that we read. He read about 2,000 years of persecution of people like him by white Christians. Every single word he wrote is inscribed by that identity and resentment.

Your eyes could just be tired, which would be a result of reading/focusing on something at the same distance for a long time.

Just take a break if that's the case.

Aspell and assorted snacks

Going to be fucking great

Fucking unbelievable.

Revising months-old history.

And Jews themselves disagree. Some think it's ethnic, some religious, others both. Some Jews grow up to loath Judaism. They're not some hivemind.

02:00 Tuesday

wait is /brit/ actually a think? whenever i tried to go there it said it wasnt found

Karl Marx was a jew who hijacked socialism for his own racial purposes. Just like his relatives hijacked capitalism.

There's a mick filter

It's on Cred Forums.

Fucking horrible place.

FACKING MUTE IT

It's a perpetual thread on Cred Forums mate . . .much like brit/pol/ is here.

>In December 2014 Rees-Mogg was reported to the Parliament's standards watchdog for speaking in debates on tobacco, mining and oil and gas without first verbally declaring he is founding partner and director of Somerset Capital which has multimillion-pound investments in the sectors
>In March 2009, Rees-Mogg was forced to apologise to Trevor Kavanagh, former political editor of The Sun, after it was shown that a newsletter signed by Rees-Mogg had plagiarised sections of a Kavanagh article that had appeared in the newspaper over a month earlier.

He probably won't- Trump's picking up momentum, there's talk of him playing it safe for the first debate, then going full ham later in October

What's the single worst, tangible thing Corbyn has done? I find his rabid followers simply don't listen when I point out things like his lack of policy, poor cohesion within the PLP etc.

Do you have a link to the vid where he says 'myoot yer microfown"?

He had sex with Diane Abbot.

>lack of policy

Lol what? Look on his campaign sites. Loads of ideas

Post squash game tea. Glorious mug. Got loads of different patriotic mugs

jeremyforlabour.com/policies

literally any of the hangouts, especially the early ones

This

It's not bullshit, he actually fucked that gorilla to impress his left wing friends

You're a student, aren't you?

>then come 2020 we're all fucked
He's supposedly unelectable so what's the problem? Conservatives are 41% in the polls and UKIP at 14%, don't know how you can be pessimistic desu.

Some black people think they're white.

>Labour being relevant
don't worry about them for another 15 years lad

Nope.

It's clearly ethnic. I can dress up in a turban and say I'm the turkish messiah, doesnt mean I am

google.com/search?biw=1440&bih=759&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=ashkenazi jews&oq=ashkenazi jews&gs_l=img.3..0l10.1014372.1017866.0.1017944.16.11.1.4.4.0.91.801.10.10.0....0...1c.1.64.img..1.15.809...0i67k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1.FtWC8A5jG5M

Nice copypasta from the last Brit/pol/ lad!

>probably due to all the inbred sheep-shagging yokels there

Yet those yokels have succeeded to the point where they don't vote for no-mum-it's-not-a-phase-ism unlike whatever shithole you're from.

How will the next 20 years of right wing leadership change Britain?

>there's talk of him playing it safe

he invited gennifer flowers to sit front row, that's the opposite of playing it safe

Looks more japanese.

>Corbyn being elected in 2020
nice meme, labour will lose some votes to the lib dems, some to tories but most to UKIP. Labour don't care about the working class anymore and we can all see it.

>cuckservatives
>right wing

>right wing

Hold your horses lad, it could easily remain centrist

Why would we be fucked when the Tories win a landslide in 2020?

Oh look, its "swing-seat-liar" man.

like a massive hong kong or singapore.

>Not having a Sunday roast

The new cabinet seems pretty redpilled and right wing, plus if the Tories go anywhere but right they will be forced to coalition with UKIP or their successor party.

Any newly created seat is a swing seat. Labour just have no game outside of Islamic no-go areas.

>he invited gennifer flowers to sit front row

This would be the ideal outcome tbqh

H E R T F O R D S H I R E

Lads why does cucky Dougy think the tides are solar and not lunar? It wasn't a brief mistake either, he actually argued it

Because he's a fucking moron and controlled opposition.

A S H F I E L D

Maybe he knows something we don't.

sun is bigger than moon therefore...

There are people in Britpol who would unironically vote for Jeremy Corbyn

>inb4 muh tory scum
Calm down none of your mines are going to be closed down

>inb4 he's principled and cares
Yeah he's so principled that he pretended to care about staying in the EU to avoid a lynching from his party/supporters. He's such a principled man he's willing to lie about his on what was the most important issue of our lives.

But it's OK though he's a really principled man he cares about not going to wars and stuff. He also thinks we should consider power-sharing the Fawkland's because despite the fact 99% of the population want to remain British that doesn't matter.

You're a fool if you vote for this man.

implying the tides arent a culmination of many forces

Yes he lied about the train thing but it's hardly the most important issue in my life.

Unless this is a Virgin joke? In that case fuck you.

My sister wants to move to the UK, can you give me some information on Pakistani rapists etc so I can show her she will be attacked if she goes?

I feel the urge to go to a Jeremy Corbyn rally, chat up some socialist QTs, shag them and then laugh in there faces afterwards saying "just joking, I'm voting UKIP"

>here comes a tide nerd to go AHEM WELL AKSHYUALLY

go to bed tide boy

Top kek, only if you show me the places in Poland with any employment.

is she hot?

>There are people in Britpol who would unironically vote for Jeremy Corbyn

I already did in the last leadership election :)

Can she be my gf?

There is an actual safe space at the Labour Party conference!

Solid plan user

>Abstain from sex, except with the captives whom your right hand possesses - for, in their case, you are free from blame.
Qur’an 23:1-6

>Guard your chastity, except with the captives whom your right hand possesses - for then you are not to be blamed.
Qur’an 70:22-30

>women will be taken as captives, as slaves, yeah, women will be taken as slaves. And then, er, her master has relations with her because this is permissible in Islam, it’s permissible to have relations with a woman who is your slave
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716280/Yes-boys-sex-slaves-Outrage-British-Muslim-cleric-mosque-Cardiff-jihadis-radicalised-tells-teenagers-captives-permissible-Islam.html

>Yazidi sex slave: He said that raping me is his prayer to god.
jihadwatch.org/2015/08/he-said-that-raping-me-is-his-prayer-to-god

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

Unemployment is on the decline here, it is just the jobs are not great.

Like a 6/10 I would say.

Thanks.

Lunar tides are just an example of angry nativism desu

fucking christ

>socialist QT
oxymoron

Giant portrait of Nigel in there.

she can stay in poland then

nytimes.com/2016/09/02/world/europe/britain-polish-man-killed-brexit.html?_r=0

New

Corbyn will never ever ever be elected. Labour are finished.

Momentum is jewish.

Surely this would increase her desire to come here since all Polish women love brown and black dick

>Labour Party partly to blame for bringing in violent muzzies into the country
>literally a fucking safe room from such violent threats

the sad truth is they seriously need this room

Some of his policies are unironically good. Building council houses, abolishing (((PFI))), cracking down on crown dependencies. It's a shame he is a total cuck who would have us metaphorically sucking muslim dick to show how progressive we are.

>Vegeta = you

Lads my friend that I redpilled is going out of control on social media.

He's causing mini chimp outs, I don't know how to contain him.

Pic related one half caste he triggered

He must learn to control his power level, there's nothing you can do. It's part of the redpill process.

Kibbutzim are comfy and socialist. Good on him.

>Be labour party member
>Get triggered
>Rushed to safe space to cool down.
>Shaking hand grips the door, I turn the handle and dash into the room.
>I flick on the light-switch and notice something on the wall.
>Life size signed poster of nigel farage

You taking one for the team and infiltrating the Labour conference? Good stuff, lad.

I want her to, but she thinks it is the only way to get any money in the world.

She is quite racist so I doubt that would happen..

Why contain it? Let it spill out onto the streets.

absolutely abhorrent post

fuck whoever recorded this

instead of the rapegangs show her the multiple instances like my link of polacks getting killed by brits

She has already heard of that, it is all over our news.

Blame the right wing mongs and little Englanders

>pollacks kill countless brits
>brits kill pollack
>world news
>Muh racist brits

Fucking scum

polacks kill brits?