Things A Google Would Never Say

Keep the Change

Happy Father's Day

>trigger discipline

Woah

>>I believe I've had enough chicken, thanks.

I've gotta save my money up for this big purchase, stealing is wrong and payday loans are a scam.

Retard, googles only pay with cash or EBT, rarely ever credit/debit

t. Grocery store employee

>Speak up Shaniqua, you are so quiet

>alright, that one was all me, my bad officer

or coins

>Thanks for the warning officer

>I do actually have a concealed carry permit for this assault book

[In a polite voice]
>I'm off to work honey! You and John [their son] have a great day. Ill be sure and cash my paycheck on the way home. I love you!
>Remember John, always cooperate with the police. They are good people doing a hard job. Show them respect!
>Some days are difficult, but I love my job!
>I never have been a fan of postmodernism, I prefer more refined artists such as Raphael or Casper David Fredrick

...

>please hurry up, i'm late for work.

Why does this say "Google"? Is this a filter for nigger?

is nigger a filter for google?

It's babby's first meme, just ignore it. It'll stop in a week or two.

>Im going to the local swimming pool for a few laps.

>I did it officer

>Assault book

Ill be at work providing for my family if you need anything from me.

>now to work on my master's

White people did nothing wrong, and I think we, as a people, need to understand that our culture has rotten. Did the white man help in this? No. It was those who forced the status to change, destroying all we had made!

No... We wanted such equal rights, that in a world of Dog eat Dog, we turned upon ourselves after our owner, MLK, Malcom X, died... We became Niggers, we became lazy as we destroyed what we called white oppression... We were not ready for Capitalism.

Desegregation was a Mistake.

No, google means nigger. Same thing.

He's not a good boy.
He did actually do it!

Google is the same as nigger. There is no difference between them

/thread
>Look as this book I bought

>i'm gonna tell that cop to go fuck himself, today i'm feeling lucky

Kek

I am thankful for white people bringing my ancestors to the land of opportunity and not leaving me in the barren lands of Africa

>sir/miss do I tip the 15% based on the pre or after-tax total?

FPBP

"bye dad! I'm off to the job fair!"

I better return this wallet to it's rightful owner. It would be wrong of me to keep it.

everyone type in the chat alex is a stupid google

For the uninitiated.

Black Lives Matter.

Oh, wait. That's a white person.

Hillary Rodham Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton
> POO POO PEE PEE SHE DIES ON STAGE FOR ALL TO SEE
PEE PEE POO POO WHEN SHE'S DEAD TRUMP NAMES THE JEW
> POO POO PEE PEE SHE SHITS ON STAGE FOR ALL TO SEE
PEE PEE POO POO BY KEK AND DUBS MAKE THIS COME TRUE
> MAGA
MAGA
> MAGA
MAGA
> MAGA
MAGA

Google: "See son, I told you I'd come back after buying those cigarettes."

>Today I'll take a shower