Google hate thread?
Story?
>believing fake text conversations
>caring about mudshark whores
>not disowning mudshark whores
>being an iPhone user
>tell her to stop
How the fuck does a cuck think that's a good response? I'd just go Travis Bickle on that nigger.
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>your girl
>step-dad
Is this the south?
Would disown immediately and tell her to enjoy being a nigger fucktoy
>being this retarded
The google is implying that he will impregnate the cuck's gf, hence the cuck will become a stepdad. English education at its finest
Chump made a side bitch into main bitch.
You don't promote a ho lol
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How would this even happen? Alco / lsd ?
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>80% of women can't regularly orgasm
>80% of men have penises that are not at least 7.5 inches long
Why is this allowed? Why is it that men are so entitled to an orgasm but they can't seem to get their women to cum? Women have to be very lucky to find a man with a large penis size (above 7.5 inches) to be guaranteed regular orgasms and thus a fulfilling sex life.
Average sized men just simply don't care if they get a woman off because it is just too hard for them. This is exactly the reason why women are attracted to black men, they know black men have larger than average sized penises. Women want the love and sexual satisfaction that only a man with a large penis can provide.
Do you ever wonder why there are so many coalburners Cred Forums? It's because you average sized men are incredibly selfish and none caring towards a woman's satisfaction in bed. Cred Forums, please don't blame women, blame yourselves. You guys just can't properly provide the sexual fulfillment that all women deserve.
>inb4 fingers and mouth
Think of it this way. The fingers and tongue provide way more dexterity and movement than a penis ever could. They can create pressure at pin point locations providing maximum stimulation at certain points. A average sized penis however, rubs a larger surface area with less pressure and less precision. This is why a larger penis is able to counter this problem by being longer and thicker, and so it can rub more areas at once with a greater amount of pressure.
Daddy issues and low self esteem/ being a thot
>falling for this bait
nice LOL ID
> When you make an absolutely abhorrent post
>when you don't even have that pic saved
>starts google hate thread
>only 3 posts and 2 images
>He fell for the women orgasm EVER meme
L0L France
Those are some awkward kisses, wtf
It's almost like the prostitutes can't completely hide their disgust and must fight themselves to try to look like they enjoy what they are doing
Suck a dick hohol.
God it's so easy to BLACKED white bitches. My BBC just gets so much attention, baka. These hos are just swarming on muh dick, you feel me? I be fixin' dat birth rate, nigga. You should be thanking me.
Or maybe dey jus' sloppy because they be enjoying it too much. Maybe they want to get it over with so they can have a taste of the BBC.
>dey jus' sloppy because they be enjoying it too much
trust me, if these prostitutes enjoyed this shit, they wouldn't need to be paid fucking thousands of dollars for half an hour of it, they would do it for free
Time for a Skype Uninstallocaust.
To replay your fate?
That's where the aforementioned hos come in
>Falling for the BBC meme
Nigger with small dick detected
Even if that was true, I don't care about what google some trashy Canadian sluts are fucking
Glad I'm single because I would kill the whore and her pet nigger then myself
Hol' up. You is from Brazil, nigga. Dat means you is a Google employee. I'm more of a Google CEO, you naw'm'sayin'? Dem toilet seat complexion individuals be swarmin' for an internship at the BBC, you feel me?
>not telling him she's his problem now
>if they have a kid use this to gain sole custody
Wigger trash deserved to be cucked. fuck wiggers.
I'd rather 100 australians than 1 fucking leaf
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>tell her to stop
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you can fit 100 australian dicks in your ass
a canadian dick is too big for you brit
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Is this really how you think black people type lol? At least make it realistic if you're going to bait
plz be my ai gf
fucking nigger leaf
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Canada officially BLACKED kek!
Oy vavoy, I've been discovered,
Please teach me your black impersonating skills, goy.
It has nothing to do with penis size but rather with female anatomy and the distance their clitoris is from the vaginal opening.
Also bitches who have trouble with orgasm need to get on top to orgasm apparently, and most women are lazy fucks.
medicaldaily.com
dude sav, chill out
Don't you have maple leaves to step on to make syrup? Get stomping faggot.
You don't need penis size to make a woman orgasm. You just need to be circumcised. Also, being rich makes women orgasm too, so maybe you guys should take a loan from a bank. That would be quite interesting :DD
the most pathetic thing was this cuck took her back after.
>clitoris distance
>average dicklets' excuses for not being able to make her cum from penetration alone
Don't you be havin' some bulls to prep nigga? Nice trips but da next time you step off the court, you be messin' wid the kang. You should stop sharting in the mart. Improve your digestive system before you come at me, senpai. We havin' a nigga moment? I'm from Chicago nigga, I gonna ChicaGO into your ass so lube up with some shart before you cum at me.
Does this mean Canadians understate the size of their penis?
Being this bad at female anatomy.............
Speaking from personal experience it feels strange when you ram a women cervix. I like to be as deep as I can get, but it throws me off when I hit a dead end.
>thinking it's only about clitoral stimulation
It feels gross.
youtube.com
this was mildly satisfying
So why can't we set adulterers on fire?
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>your girl came over for fathers day
>happy father's day imma make you a real good stepdad
I don't understand. The step dad comment indicates that the woman in question is Jason's mom. But then the nigga also refers to her as "your girl" either indicating she is Jason's wife/girlfriend or daughter.
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This girl is the same shitlib from that "FIVE LIBERALS GO TO THE SHOOTING RANGE" clickbait video
Because you let women take over your country. Hillary being elected will be just the rotten cherry on top of your shit sundae.
so I decided to research this claim about anterior/posterior fornix penetration and all I could find is that it's an idea propagated by a Malaysian sexology "doctor" and that this type of penetration can result in perforation & abdominal bleeding
not even a dicklet but just a heads up to people who take this image as fact
Jason's girl sleeps with black guy, probably impregnating her.
Black guy will not take care of child, leaves it to Jason.
Is she eating a turd?
Oй, пшёл нaхyй oтcюдa, твapь.
Cred Forums is the easiest board to b8
THE ETERNAL LEAF
just abandon thread the cuckposting is too much
This user is right. I bumped a girls cervix once or twice in my life and they both were in pain. This image is an ebin trole.
Why? It's her fault for fucking around, she's the one in relationship with obligations, not him. Reasonable solution would be cutting them both outta your life.
I dont always bottom out on a bitch but when i do they NEVER like it
Ah, I see. It's hard to parse niggerspeak. "Imma make you a real good step dad" is ambiguous and can be taken to mean he (the nig) is going to make a good step dad to jason, implying the woman is his mother and he's going to marry her.
Proof that chinese don't have small dicks.
Heard that son
Underrated
Its all fun and games until a non cuck with a gun shoots you and the nigger in the face.
Looks like she's sucking on a turd. Kek
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For some reason I'm surprised Estonia knows what a thot is.