USA put first man in space

>Yuri Gagarin

>he and flight instructor Vladimir Seryogin died in a MiG-15UTI crash near the town of Kirzhach.

>The Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15 (Russian: Mикoян и Гypeвич MиГ-15; NATO reporting name: "Fagot"

>fagot

>Muh manlet
>Muh first man in space
>muh America is numbuh 1
America, this is why we love you.

>one giant laughter for everyone else with a brain

>butthurt because beaten to space by a midget
Never change murrika.

>fagot

yes

God dammit nato.

>t. 12 years old

>America, this is why we love you.
no one loves burgers

dont know what you are about but soviets won space race, realised everything after this is a waste of time and money. But but MUH MOONLANDING

vitun hurri pois suomesta RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-

Slavs have a manlet problem

I recognize the soviets made tremendous strides in space tech, but you have to admit that the moon landing was perhaps one of the greatest achievements in mankind.

>germany circa 2025

Richard Wagner was 5'5

>soviets won space race

good one

Not right now, if you do something great but nothing will came out of it it isn't really an achievement.

That's one big step for a man, one giant leap for a manlet lol get rekt faggots manlets when will they ever learn

- Neil "buzz" Aldrin

Nej

Kek ur so damn funny
XDDDD!!!!

It's a fucking joke.

Kek, he is more of a man than most of you americucks posting on Cred Forums.

why are tallets so triggered by short people always btfoing them?

>5'11
>not a manlet

The "Soviet" engineers were kidnapped Germans who worked on the V-2 project.

GERMANS put the first man in space.

You think the data and experience that was collected from the manned missions to the moon won't be utilized in future missions to mars/celestial bodies?

There are no men in post WW2 Germany

>Alan Sherpard
>in space

but not even orbit.
John Glenn was the first american to be properly in space and not just a shitty, few minute long sub orbital flight.

All astronauts are manlets.

I read it in Lucifer's Hammer.

Tyrion "the imp" Lanester would disagree.

>no one loves burgers

When he said "love" he meant "mock".
This is why we love to "love" them.

If you spent more money on niggers in single year than on NASA in years then yeah it was pointless.

Also russian's were first on moon. America only put first man on moon. Russia had:
First woman in space
First dog in space
First in orbit
First man in space
First space program
First in space unless you count other things..

russia also had the first space station

Says the amerifat, that has a country full of manlets. kek.

A fair point, but the technology that was developed during the space race was incredible. I'm hoping our next president will realize what a boon having a functional space program would be.

Yes goy, Russia went from serfdom and illiteracy 40 years earlier, to manned spaceflight ... ha ha ha ... my sides.

Also, American engineers designed the Soviet factories and dams in the 1920's and 1930's.

quit trying to gang up on America you flaglets

There is no real debate on who won the Space Race

You're comparing the first fucking dog in space to the first to leave the solar system or put a rover on mars

and you can't really be serious trying to downplay 12 american men actually walking on the moon, as of right now that is still the crowning achievement of humanity

5'2

Were all forgetting that nazis actually won the space race by creating the v2 and the dream of space travel

>when a fagot literally gets rekt.

what sort of inventions would come out of it today though? since all the challenges were solved back then, would it be more about improving what we already have?

and the Chinese invented bottle rockets who gives a shit

more like the V 5'2

>comparing modern projects with the times when USSR was alive
That's just low, as expected of burgers.

I expect there would be great improvements to current tech, and with the advent of zero g experimentation, we could see highly effective pharmaceuticals specifically targeted to ailments; cancer treatments and the like.

New tech would also likely have to be developed to increase efficiency the further we explore.

Funny how Germans including the leading scientists were working for you, the rich, untouched by war superpower and you still got BTFO by "illiterate peasants".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Tsiolkovsky
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Korolev

>MUH WOMEN
Also the Germans were the first ones to fly a rocket into space.

Don't blame all burgers vodka bro, he's most likely a wet back thinking hes Muh Murika

this

It would be more credible to claim Russia developed the fission and fusion bombs on their own, rather than rocketry, which was clearly a descendant of the V-2 program.

Besides stealing some details from America, the Soviets did develop fission and fusion bombs on their own. (By imprisoning Soviet scientists in closed towns.)

Bezmenov has told this already that Soviets can only send tiny things into space

Isn't it funny that the Soviet's had a fraction of the scientists you guys stole and gave immunity to from Operation Paperclip and still beat you to the punch? Pretty sad desu senpai

Damn, you sure have a sever case of hurt ass. It's not like muh rockets are some magical technology you know.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyusha_rocket_launcher

America first to shart-in-space

"You don't measure a man with instruments, you measure a man by his accomplishments."

- me

you don't fuck women, not with your penis

- me

"In 1945 the Soviets captured several key V-2 rocket production facilities, and also gained the services of some German scientists and engineers related to the project. In particular the Soviets gained control of the main V-2 manufacturing facility at Nordhausen, and had 30 V-2 missiles assembled there by September 1946."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R-1_(missile)

We did the same thing. Get over it. Orbital rocketry is originally a German technology. Not Soviet and not American.

And you got everything else, including cream of the crop top scientists and engineers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun
>aerospace engineer[2] and space architect credited with inventing the V-2 rocket for Nazi Germany and the Saturn V for the United States
AND STILL FUCKING LOST. Pathetic.

>b-but muh small step for muh man and giant leap for muh mankind

>lost

Fuck off Google loving murilards

What did we lose though? We developed incredible tech in the process.

You were a first at a great many things, including first to lose the cold war and first to dissolve as a nation. Good work.

Ur the first first world nation to turn into Africa shithole

>w-we helped

thanks for your contributions to America's eventual triumph

Oh lord, you speak as if being an 'african shithole' is worse than being a 'turkish rape hole'. Go burn more EU money, you lazy sack of shit.

You would have had that honor if only you were able to become first world

Pioneer 10 wins this one, well done USA

>What did we lose though?
The 40%

>Greece calling other places shitholes

my sides, I read an article saying that your women, wives, sisters, and mothers were selling themselves for ONE (1) Euro

>It's true
My fucking sides.