Trump General: Kek Loves Trump Edition

AWOOOOO

Serena is the best girl.

Awoo~vement

countingdownto.com/countdown/countdown-to-the-debates-countdown-clock

I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO SLEEP BETWEEN THEN AND NOW

For the next thread get this link in

countingdownto.com/countdown/countdown-to-the-debates-countdown-clock

>youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>>Trump in 5 minutes or less
>youtu.be/13A6LjDZccw
>>Trump Triumphant
Are these the same video?

Who else ready to see Hillary get BTFO tomorrow

Stop watching that fucking garbage show, you shit-eating no-taste utter faggot. The trashnime is the biggest blight on the entire franchise. Go get stabbed by a Paki, you complete waste of carbon.

Hello "MAGA"

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IF TRUMP WINS IT, HE WILL BECOME PRESIDENT
I AM SO TENSE
LUCKILY I CAN'T WATCH IT LIVE, I'D DIE OF NERVOUSNESS

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27 HOURS
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>no big scandals
What is prism?

>tfw the first debate is LITERALLY TOMORROW

We have come a long way, post some nostalgia from Trump folder

Are you saying jimmy fallon = kek?

pretty alright i guess

Okay I suppose.

>post yfw Hillarys calls Trump 'Drumpf' at the debate tomorrow

what is tokyo drift?

>mfw there are people around me who aren't voting trump

>swede
>intelligent

Pick one

they sure are
now you get to pick what i replace it with
>The Vicious Snake
youtu.be/yeJ-iv3MOTo
>Trump - Les Deplorables
youtu.be/TEiTKloMgBg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
>Trump trolls the media
youtu.be/9OQJnP-M59c
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>Trump Ad: Deplorables
youtu.be/sBbtCvUGweo
>Trump Ad: Veterans
youtu.be/Bc62ruc3o6k
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE

pick one
or give me something else Trumpspirational

Pol, help me out.

I'm in Santa Monica. The women are incredibly beautiful, sexy, stylish, glamorous, alluring... And liberal.

Redpill is suffering, I'm all alone. Should I swallow the bluepill and chase after happiness? Who the fuck cares about refugees and the West if there's a pretty girl on your arm?

uselectionatlas.org/MOCK/PRESIDENT/2016/mock.php

Get over here and vote for Trump. Way behind. Use throwaway email.

IF I DIE WATCHING TRUMP I WILL DIE HAPPY

LET KEK STRIKE ME DOWN TO GIVE THE DON POWER

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here

I want to practise so I'll do some MAGA hat edits if anyone wants.
>thou there is probably more skilled persons out there

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Didn't Assange say he was going to release some shit before the debates?

Someone post the absentee shit for Florida pls

>tfw too unemployed to vote for Drumpf

Get out of Cali, you fucking moron. What is there for you? Libtards? Mexicans? A CoL higher than anywhere else in the nation? Get the fuck out. Are you retarded?

Liberal girls won't be faithful and won't bear you any children, remember that.

It's not worth it lad, go for the real women in other states.

Gross nipple

No. He just gave Fallon a Pepe edit.

I can't wait to watch Trump mop the floor with Hillary tomorrow. I hope she has an angry meltdown and the whole world sees it happen.

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Daily reminder

Willy looks absolutely disgusted.

>MSNBC attempting to bite the crony of its master

Well that's not very supportive.

shooped

Is this a FLOTUS or two FLOTII?

Never settle for something less.

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Go 2D.

NEITHER OF THESE IS GOOD
NO ONE WINS

I wonder what is gonna happen to him

youtube.com/watch?v=Lu4VUsaxs6E

He said he would come back.

Fag.

Me during the debates.

just b urself

women like drama anyway so once there's some buy-in from her you can drop the t-bomb on her and get her pissed, which will put her in an emotional state where you can start messing with her head and get into her pants

dont forget

Well Cred Forums?

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>antiawoofags were bragging about their 55

Almost as excited for the VP debate desu, the optics of them side-by-side are pretty unfavourable for Killary

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JEsus Kaine is creepy

What's the point? It would literally be better for him if CA fell off into the sea.

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God damn, Bush is such a troll

Fast and the furious
It should of been all over the news but they completely ignored it

Weird Little Dude.

PRESIDENT TRUMP

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Do Hillary & co really use H-> badges instead of the US flag?

>Pence wearing the American flag
>Kaine wearing a Hillary H
How fucking horrible, Jesus. The optics just SCREAM "I don't care about the country, only winning"

It's been lipsticked. It was planned.

My favorite
youtube.com/watch?v=bOp9k5WGoIU

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Would you?

done
OP pastebin is updated
pastebin.com/nygxu29R

Only retards call it Cali and only failures leave this place.

Who said anything about children? I want to fuck.

There's no telling what her politics are.

I like the dimension of feels.

Bamboozle and brainwash? Does that sound like a healthy relationship?

Nice strawman swedecuck.
Never said we were any better.

how do i vote trump?

>Obama's approval rating is the best a President's approval rating has ever been

Obama's average approval over his reign is some of the worst a president has ever had.

Bush looks like he's going to fuck Michael's arse bloody after the celebrations.

DELET THIS

Attention: In this thread we are making the rules for Mondays debates drinking game. We still have more to decide on hard mode! come help!

This is where we are at:
Update 12: no source for Asians just saved from lurking for years edition

Hard Mode:

Trump:

1: Take drink if anyone mentions the Wall.
2: Take drink if Trump calls out Audience, Media, or Mediator.
3: Trump makes a funny face while Hillary is talking
4: Says "Believe me."
5: Trump mentions the 88 generals or the generals in general that support him. (14 pushups if you are a non-degenerate player)
4: Drink when Trump mentions China/other foreign power ripping the US off on trade
5:
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8
9
10
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1: Trump brings up a Hillary scandal
2 Drink every time Trump gestures making an OK sign with his hands
3
4
5

Hillary:

1: Hillary says or implies Trump or his supporters are extremist, racists, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic... etc."
2: Take a Drink if Hillary mentions Trumps ties to Russia.
3: Hillary blames something on Republicans
4: Drink when Hillary uses the term 'gold star family'
5: Drink if Hillary asks Trump to disavow someone or something
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7
8
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10
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1: If Hillary is sitting at any time.
2: Hillary mentions "Alt-Right" or "Pe-Pe"/"frog"
3: Hillary has a coughing fit, strokes out, abruptly leaves, or is late coming back after break.
4: Hillary's pantsuit is one of the primary colors
5 Hillary is seen using medicine/medical device, take a drink (cough drops, cane, etc)

Can't help but notice that you gave no positives that CALI holds for you, shitfuck. Enjoy suffering in Europe Lite.

Probably the only way Clinton can remember who they are tbqh

A mash-up of Grandpa from The Munsters and Skull Face from MGS vs. Race Bannon

Don't you know? Guns in the hands of private citizens are the real problem. Criminals and government are the only people who should have weapons.

That video is hilarious. Bush dancing and smiling, and everyone got pissed. The song they chose is supposed to be danced and smiled to.

Did he actually have that music playing? This is better than I thought.

She's fucking one to talk

>tfw no gook abomination to destroy my genetic line with

Who's pulling the strings?

NO ALCOHOL NO CIGARETTES NO DRUGS
>inb4 do pushups
you dont call it a debate pushup game do ya

BREAKING: Top Attorney Launches Brilliant Plan to Find Hillary’s Emails… And It Just Might Work

investmentwatchblog.com/breaking-top-attorney-launches-brilliant-plan-to-find-hillarys-emails-and-it-just-might-work/

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fucking yes

pence will obliterate that beta cuck

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George Soros

Yes, Democrats don't believe in the fundamentala philosophy of the United States so they have no reason to wear the flag.

>he doesn't know he lives in an IRL containment thread.

The (((Oligarchy))) Is Losing Its Grip, But Its Death Throes May Prove Fatal

russia-insider.com/en/politics/oligarchy-losing-its-grip-its-death-throes-may-prove-fatal-us/ri16604

>Who said anything about children? I want to fuck.

Then what the fuck is even your question?

You're not looking for a girl around your arm. You just want pussy. Stop being a faggot, forget politics then and just go fuck.

>that music

Chasing a bluepilled girl is like being cucked. It makes you turn into somebody you're not and do whatever she says for the sake of empty sex. Sex that doesn't matter because she isn't actually in love with you, she's in love with the fake bluepilled persona you created to be with her. It's awful, hollowing, destructive to your spirit. You'd be happier being with an ugly girl who genuinely believes in and loves you for who you are and what you believe in.

Also get the fuck out of Cali.

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of alex jones, nate meme man, donald epic meme trump, le delegates donald, and awoo.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss American politics and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

pence a cute

kaine a creep

>inb4 suicide with two bullets to the head

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>I like the dimension of feels.
God knows why. You could be so happy.

I'd stuff her ballot box like a democratic campaign worker.

>to the back of the head and back

Why does Kaine remind me of a literal clown? I can't quite pin down what exactly it is but I can't separate the two in my head.

>Who said anything about children? I want to fuck.

Kys

Question, got my maga hat but its a bit too small for my head, anyone know a place you can get a larger Maga hat at?

>racemixing with a plastic jew kike

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>But call him a Leaf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back I’ve been found out..

your such a google

THE LEAKS, JULIAN....

HAND THEM OVER

it's the red marks on his cheeks

HILLARY CLINTON: I WANT THE IRANIANS TO KNOW, THAT IF I’M THE PRESIDENT, WE WILL ATTACK IRAN (for Israel)

govtslaves.info/hillary-clinton-i-want-the-iranians-to-know-that-if-im-the-president-we-will-attack-iran/

Why has no one made a "trailer" for tomorrow's debate. We need something epic

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god damn it
im gonna get burger points taken away for laughing at that.

people know drumpf is going to fuck up

>it ends with shillary collapsing
it's brilliant
do it

uselectionatlas.org/MOCK/PRESIDENT/2016/mock.php

Poll is still cucked. VOTE for Trump. Use throwaway email to register.

Hillary Clinton campaign wants debate moderator to correct any lies

orrazz.com/2016/09/hillary-clinton-campaign-wants-debate.html

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Based on my great grandmother's name it might not be racemixing.

What if Trump makes Hillary cry tomorrow? (I know, she has no emotions).
Would (((CNN))) talk about how he bullied a woman and made her cry?

funking shit, you two

Why should she want it harder for herself?

Fight irl faggot

including hers?

I have a 3 hour night class tomorrow during the debate.

Should I skip class and watch or get home late and watch it on YouTube?

kek guide me

>(((Mr. Trump acknowledged that Jerusalem has been the eternal capital of the Jewish People for over 3000 years, and that the United States, under a Trump administration, will finally accept the long-standing Congressional mandate to recognize Jerusalem as the undivided capital of the State of Israel.)))

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>Sources report the pollen count very high that evening.

I am fine with this. It amounts to MSM suicide.

skip it

skip it, this is more important

Absolutely but she can't emulate emotion so that won't happen.

fucking*
hard to type when laughing

youtube.com/watch?v=LKYFczULLFI

This should be the debate theme

anything that fucks mudslimes over I'm fine with.

They'll say he was tough on her and claim he had lied no matter what he says.

HILLARY CLINTON says, “Yes, the whole world DOES have the right to immigrate to America

investmentwatchblog.com/hillary-clinton-says-yes-the-whole-world-does-have-the-right-to-immigrate-to-america/

skip class, we need you at the "who won the debate" polls

(((Drumpf)))

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Go to northern Florida for fucks sake
God, it's already too late isn't it? You're already too cucked

If you don't see it live you will regret it.

Will Hillary go full autism and call him Drumpf?

>how dare those kikes have their own country, we need more of them in the West! stop Israel!

Trump wants you to be successful.

Trump 'would have greatest system of checks and balances'

youtube.com/watch?v=5BWMTRckhlo

Well Trump is a massive kiko-phile
We've known that, its a bit worrying but what can you do

Go back in time and redpill them, Homu. You know what to do.

what the fuck is a healthy relationship with a woman

if you want that kind of thing you need bros

Email your professor,
"I am watching the debate tomorrow night and will be unable to attend class. I am an undecided voter and would find it unfair to lose points for becoming informed.
Thank you,
Faggot"

Fresh proof the FBI’s Hillary email probe was a joke

nypost.com/2016/09/23/fresh-proof-the-fbis-hillary-email-probe-was-a-joke/

Homura did NOTHING wrong.

I'm a leaf and proud of it.

Why did Bernie kidnap this child?

Trump-Clinton Debate Rules Leaked: 90 Minutes Straight, No Step-Stool, & No Coughing Breaks Allowed

zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-23/trump-clinton-debate-rules-leaked-90-minutes-straight-no-step-stool-no-coughing-brea

Skip class, debate is more important.

I don't think dems are worried about polls, I think they're worried about turnout.

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It is a potential future voter.

>MSNBC: poll has 47% of voters think Hillary will win the debate
Which means a majority think trump will win you FUCKING morons. Jesus Christ,

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That's the average age of a Bernout

>Kek strikes down the non-believers

Snap the fuck out nigger. Don't let your damn dick think for you, jesus fuck. I mean, do you have any self-awareness? Do you not realize a bunch of pretty women who literally haven't given a shit about you are making you think you should bluepill?

>when you're so old and delusional that your wife's son gotta walk you to work

There could have been an undecided option, friend.

Don Jr is a great. Definitely the smart kid of the family, as a first-born.

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Praise Him

That's a hawk

No. It doesn't mean that. Some percentage of those polled might have given a neutral or third party response.

Slit your wrists and let the Jew semen and google shit drain out before you die, so you can see clearly once in your miserable existence.

If she cries, she looks weak. It is really bad optics for her.

>Definitely the smart kid of the family, as a first-born.
but studies have it the other way, first-born have the lower IQ

Teacher kicks student out of class for being Trump supporter

liveleak.com/view?i=d9e_1474501822

how many hours until the debate?

This is a hawk

He's a fucking Califag. They don't have any depth of thought. The entire state is full of people as deep as a piss puddle on asphalt on a summer day. They're braindead consumer whores who couldn't manage one of the lushest, most beautiful parcels of land in the entire nation. It's a shame to this entire country.

inb4 LMAO FLYOVER, the literal only rebuttal any Califag ever has

Tomorrow's an eventful day, at least for me, lads.
The debate, and I'm going to meet the CEO at my potentially new job.
MAGA

>hey hillary, how's your stepstool?
>*cough*

fucking jesus
Kaine looks like such a fucking creep
He looks like a goddamned mouse of some shit

Awoo a shit, you hear me? AWOO A SHIT.

Trump gen now belongs to based YUMO.

28 bongs 45 bings

Can we have a goddamn countdown to the debate in the OP?

Thank you for Correcting the Record

How is this even a question? Watch the debate live.

Why They Won't Make Jokes About Hillary Clinton... | JEFF DUNHAM

youtube.com/watch?v=A9jhD_W0p1o

I've got this rare Pepe but I think it's autistic. Can anyone can fix it?

>first-born have the lower IQ

That's completely wrong. First-borns generally are more intelligent and successful than their siblings. There's also a higher chance of first-borns having been breastfed and born naturally (not from C-section) which has shown to increase IQ.

CNN will have a Politifact Truth-O-Meter graphic overlay during the debate, screenshot this.

The nation is torn. Trump has to win. I will be devastated, like many others if he loses.

But this ain't motherfucker, notice how the Based Geese is protecting the innocent Turtles? Get fucked.

Fuck I still need to figure out snacks for tomorrow

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>redpill is suffering
>can't get women
i thought most people associated redpill with fucking a lot of women? Anyway, go to reddit and search for red pill and read those books and learn how to do PUA and get laid and realize that sex and women are not what will make you happy and then come back in a few years

Thanks anons. Skipping.

Good luck, user.

Can someone hat me this? Just the one in the left is alright, you can skip the rest.

that eagle's wingspan if fucking nuts

Checked.
Pence-trust him to teach your kid how to fish
Kaine-trust him to diddle your kid and fuck your mare.

DEBATE COUNTDOWN CLOCK

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive

Dilbert is now (CNN) memeing.
>People who think analogies are a component of reason. (They aren't.)
twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/780138819718750211

>geese are assholes
We know.

CRUZ ENDORSEMENT OF TRUMP MARKS THE END OF GLENN BACK AND THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT

govtslaves.info/cruz-endorsement-of-trump-marks-the-end-of-glenn-back-and-the-republican-establishment/

Holy shit that teacher is a biased fucking shitskin. Trump will deport him. :)

For the love of fuck, don't skip it if it might fuck you over later. You can always catch up on the debate later, and your Nov 8 vote is the most important in any case.

member when they thought Trump wouldn't get anyone to show up to his first rally? I member

Good article as per usual on the wapo shit shill poll. (image highlights scam)

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/25/abc-wapo-push-out-ridiculous-d10-national-media-poll-on-eve-of-debate/

washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2007/06/26/DI2007062601510.html

The Eagle is clearly protecting harmless Turtles from aggressive Leaf Geese.

No big scandal? I suppose. It's not like one of the Paris bomber's guns was sold to the Mexican cartels by him. Oh wait...

>faggot Eagle tries to kill innocent Turtles
>based Geese saves them

Trump Has Turned Republicans Away From “Free Trade”

investmentwatchblog.com/trump-has-turned-republicans-away-from-free-trade/

>protecting the turle
fucking jeb supporter confirmed

ALL SHALL FALL

NOT A KNEE REMAINS UNBENT

KEK WILLS IT

THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS

Good, about damn time

Have to watch a documentary on Nelson Mandela. Was he an alright guy?

I doubt he's a illegal tho.
>:)

Anyone got the maga hat cut outs?

It's in Canada

LOL, Hillary is winning in Libya

as expected

As progressives go, he was alright.

>Pence has American flag pin
>Kaine has Hillary logo pin
Relly mak u thonk

I had the same problem. I have a big head and hats never fit me. I ended up gifting the hat to my dad and getting some buttons.

Can't you watch on your laptop and just record the lecture? Just listen to the lecture later

Trump will annex Canada and liberate the Canadian people from leftist tyranny!

Canadians feel free to correct me.

trump will win the debate, kek wills it

TRUMP GEN IS NOW YOUMO PROPERTY! WAAA~!!

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Really makes you think.

Hoosier bro reporting in. Fuck football bro. I am hoping for a mental breakdown.

skip that shit nigga

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Damn it Kek. Fine

NO CORRECTING THEM DIGITS

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>based Geese
You mean the same geese that have to rape their own kind in order to procreate? Yeah, based as niggers. No wonder you like them so much.

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stilldickingbimbos.com/

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>leaving that much foam in the glass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Many thanks, friend. MAGA.

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I found a pic of you on the internet
pic related

He was a Marxist terrorist how ordered bombings of white churches and used to stick tires soaked in gasoline around the necks of black "collaborators" and set them on fire

Why do I have such a bad feeling about this debate? He's going to mess up, isn't he?

If that is the best head she can give no wonder Bill chose Monica.

I guess Hillary gives shit head in more than one way

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/o/
Cred Forums
Cred Forums
unite!

DAHNALD
youtu.be/v1pBaAd-uIQ

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He's going to be alright. Remember Mexico, he surpassed every expectation.

lol we all need to send this to hillary's twitter/facebook tomorrow before the debate
kek

He'll do fine.
He's learned to only say stupid shit on twitter.

>Who the fuck cares about refugees and the West if there's a pretty girl on your arm?

This is quite selfish thinking.
We have to stand together and protect each other.

Look at all the people left out to dry that resigned after Benghazi.
They were ordered not to assist Americans under assault. They disobeyed and went to go help anyway.

They understand that when your neighbors are attacked and you do nothing, they are coming for you next.
Stand together and fight united and strong, or let them divide us and destroy us while we cower for our own selfish desires.

>no big scandals
Half of Hillary's are under him. Not to count the dozens of his own.

Kaine looks like possum.
His red face (broken capillaries) is from chronic alcoholism
>One of the earliest signs of alcohol abuse is a persistently red face due to enlarged blood vessels (telangiectasia).

>H badge instead of USA. He's loyalty is with corporations and money.

OH SHIT WHAT ARE THESE NIGGERS DOING

SHUT
IT
DOWN

mobile.twitter.com/gotapointtomake/status/779753395863158784

It's not even a traditional class. One of my school's bullshit classes to broaden my horizon. We read short stories, novels, and watch movies then break into discussion groups to talk about them and share our thoughts with the class.

It's pretty cancerous. There's two profs, and and the Catholic one is all into Catholic Social Justice and tells us why everything is """problematic""".

>ED-U-CATE PEOPLE

I cannot believe that the media is STILL falling for Trump's traps over and over and over and over.

They just can't fucking figure it out can they?

This Gennifer Flowers shit was just a subtle reminder of the magic that Trump weaves.

>it is mentioned that she will be at the debate
>she comes out and says that she'll be there for Trump
>Trump camp says "We didn't invite her, have nothing to do with it"
>her face is plastered all over CNN for days on end
>a constant reminder again at all Bill's infidelity and degeneracy

Fucking hell

some trump thing on sky news if anyone is bored

expect some bias though

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Clearly they are not tolerant enough.

THANKS OBAMA!

Well, in that case it's a complete no-brainer.
Watch history unfold before your very eyes.

Correction. They would fill a tire with gasoline and place it around someone's neck with a lighter just in reach. Then torture them until they lit the fire themselves.

holy fuck

What time is the debate, mates?

His

NEW THREAD

Holyyyyy fuckkkkkkk
My big brown cock is loving this

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Move to San Diego or Orange County. Cheaper, less ghetto, all around better. Less blue hair too.

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Night of Fire too OP

Dr. Bantz

That phrase is like "das racis" for liberals. You think that using it is some kind of automatic win card when your position becomes obviously indefensible or you're too stupid to come up with an actual retort. Or it's like you think that repeating memes is going to score you likes or something, cocksucker.

>NEW THREAD

NO

Who /basedted/ here

>to bump limit and beyond

Would throat rape this..in other news MAGA everyone. .trump please destroy Hillary, praise Kek (pbuh)...seizure please, please.

WAIT A MINUTE

THAT BITCH ON THE TRUCK LOOKS LIKE THE SAME ONE WHO SAID "ALL WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO THE BACK"

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

>Tumblrmeme

What the hell is this. A protest?

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/o/ and Cred Forums meetup at a Trump rally

kek

What do you mean we were canceled? We haven't even finished airing the first 8 episodes! M-maybe Lifetime will pick us up...

You are projecting your own insecurities onto Trump.

Resourceful people don't make mistakes at important junctures unless they are a choker. Trump is not a choker. He has lived his life in front of the camera. Hillary has lived her life running from it.

Trump will be fine.

real?

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit

So you made a thread long before bump limit just to be able to post first in it. Classy.

remember lib chicks despise the beta males that lick their boots. deep down they want more than that. use that to your advantage. they also have a desire to "change" men to beta them. be a challenge to them. In short treat lib chicks like shit and they will eat it up

Have you not noticed Trump volunteer offices always have hot Trump chicks? Church is good too.
Find a Trump group you dink.

bretty good

vocaroo.com/i/s1JEgd4tDz2h

dork

It's quite precise enough of a meme that you just outed yourself by perceiving it. But it's okay, it's alright to enjoy degenerateTale