Why the fuck didn't I run for president?

>Why the fuck didn't I run for president?

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Because you're a creepy pedophile and Trump would've nuked you even harder than Shillary?

I would vote Biden. He looks like he gives 0 fucks.

Because you're fucking creepy Joe.

Because the man is a shallow broken shadow of his former self after his son died. Frankly I would be too.

"Joe, you're a mess"

Because you're a pedophile and your breath reeks of barry's needle dick.

>For years, Democrats prop up this big fat lie known as Hillary Clinton.
>She can't even hold a press conference without an earpiece and life-support equipment.
They have only themselves to blame.

Dammit someone post the video link

because Hillary killed his son

>pedophile
He lost his wife and young daughter in a car accident, that's why he is so emotionally sensitive around women and girls.

he would be doing worse than Clinton, because while Clinton was part of the current administration it was only for a few years, while Biden has been there for all 8 and would be attacked for every single mistake over two terms.

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He was molesting his daughter and his wife found out.

>He lost his wife and young daughter in a car accident
>son died too

good

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Oh cool, that's the excuse I'm gonna use from now on when I get caught dicking a 10-year-old.

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When is the last time a democrat VP won an election? Ever?

Trump vs. Biden would be an even memier race than we have now.

that's clearly
>Do you want to know how honored I am...

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He would have had my vote

If only his entire family didn't die horribly

I mean Joe... God damn Joe has had a hard life

Cred Forums would have memed him apart

Biden would have GWB'd his way to a landslide

>look at me, I'm "repeatable" and not a dishonest criminal sociopath playing the pussy card

He'd have carried enough of the white male demographic to nullify Trump

oh...yea...clearly...

>dat azn eye roll when she feels vice pres boner

It wasn't his turn.

Seriously, he could have wiped the floor with Trump where as $hillary can't hitting the floor.

Would have been great.

Imagine if this shit went down:

>Obama appoints himself to the supreme court
>President Biden is now in charge
>President Biden decides to defend his seat in the upcoming election

He is an idiot, plain and simple.

Even though im for Trump, anyone could've seen that Biden would have destroyed him

The Obama administration implicitly gave Clinton the 16 bid on the dem end to ensure her cooperation with 08. Otherwise, she would be better off with a failed 08 bid, McCain in office, and another republican to run against in 2012.

Biden couldn't have run if he wanted to. His hands were tied.

Why did we try so hard?
Why did we get so far?

thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/265011-biden-regrets-not-running-but-calls-it-right-decision
He knows it too. Even had he just been a token face at the democratic primaries it could have somewhat reduced the influence from Sanders and added more legitimacy (at least superficially) to the whole democratic nomination process.

holy shit you can almost imagine his pecker getting harder as he dares himself to move his hand over her breast buds

Because (((they))) killed his son for Hillary.

Trump would probably be down at least 10 points to Biden. He doesn't have the hate Hillary does.

I don't think I heard this rumor, but I wouldn't be surprised at this point.