Trying one more time before bed Risk thread

French Empire
Dark Olive
Normandy

Let's go

MUPDATE roll for Portugal and Spain

No need, we can co-exist as British brethren.

fill finland spill russia

Conquer Northumbria, spill into Wales. If I need to spill more, then into Denmark I go.

Fill Syria, wish it was this easy in real life, spill Iraq

Ok then Scotland it is.

Fill Scotland, don't touch Northumbria obviously. Send spill to North Ireland. Defend if attacked.

Get the rest of Normandy, go south

NAP? Alliance, maybe?

Alongside, we shall fight, my brother.

GAY RETARD
Yellow
South india

I wanna join
>Poo Empire
>Brown
>South India

fuck off you dont even have a tripcode

>mfw shit fight

Really mein neger?
→

South india just taken, pick another hurry up I have mupdate ready

Lemme start in north India then

Rumble in the Dung-le

Ally? Let's conquer all with shit and retarded faggotry.

>greece
>any color
>grecian league

Canarian Expedition
Orange
Ukraine

name/trip

MUPDATE POSTPONED FOR A MINUTE FOR NEW PLAYERS

fill finland spill russia

Just gimme India and you can conquer the middle east
Fill up the green region for bonus, spills go into the 2 smaller ones west

Land in Iceland through northern Ireland. SPill to the rest of Ireland.

check those sick palis

Forgot my bonus, pls include OP

Fill Lebanon, spill Iraq

Fill south India then go for Oman/yemen

I can't give south India now bro. I want to expand west

>wow trips yay
>reads rules

9 tiles woo...

I send my men to fill Denmark further. I spill into more English land.

Finish Normandy, go to the south-east region

I added you guys, roll like normal.

Mussolini
Italy
Any clr

You get Norway and Sweden, I get Denmark and northern Germany?

That's a good strategy, I'll settle for an alliance then

Thanks rato! We'll send some people to Cuba in a few centuries, maybe they'll migrate to Canada one day and move to Texas

Colonize Ukraine and spill North unto Belarus

continue filling greece
spill into balkan states

Why I began with 11 and poo empire began with more?

As a matter of fact I was planning on taking those, so yes.

>mfw there will be no poo war.
PRAISE

WTF
my post was deleted?

"That's a good strategy, I'll settle for an alliance then"

Man I love the Scottish now. Together we will be unstoppable.

???
I still see your comment.

Weird, it was whited out instantly

Egypt
Egyptian Empire
Dark red

Maby some bug?!

We wuz kangs n sheit?

Benin
Googles
Orange

Fix name

Just noticed, Balearic worth +4 by itself just one tiny strategic territory to conquer. FYI for any future players or those who missed it

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Yassss we wuz, we wuz faraoz n sheit mein negers

I am quite certain we were descendants of a royal bloodline.

>every time I play this game somebody spawns in the same country/general area as me
>mfw it's always the player after me every time
JUST

Sorry brother, we got purple OR grey left. See these:
Dunno what OP choose for Grecian League

>mfw Portuguese Mediterranean semites are the one true master race

I'm very satisfied at the fact that my ID is blue on the RIsk thread where I play as the blue man group

MUPDATE all new player's posts counted as rolls to help them catch up

Rolling to take Spain

Somalia

CHAOS Undivided

Any open colour

>roll to expand

It happens always with me too, the guy in north India (my ally) chosen the same place as me, but with a few seconds later.

Just fuck my shit up - jfmsu

What color is left... pls add me

Fill Egypt spill west

Please see take yemen and oman

Continue taking Norway. Spill Sweden.

NAP, Ted?

If there are no interesting spaces left, I usually go with Poo in Loo
Take over neutral regions one by one

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Go for Yemen and oman

Finish that region, then keep going south

HERE HE COMES

Kingdom of Sweden
Blue/Yellow
Stockholm

Fill south England

Maiwandi Empire
Dark Red
Tunisia

its time to plant

fill albania
spill bulgaria

>choose a nice quiet area to colonise
>now surrounded by >5 different factions

get Iraq, spill Jordan

Settle Ukrainian Coast, spill to Moldova & Belarus

Fill Italy.

Wallop! Can I roll this turn?

We be outta colors my negroes

Also I was about to invade Sweden anyway so sorry

is there room for me?

Am i getting in? Can i have your nation?

Any free colors?

Just fuck my shit up ;_;

:::Cuddles Jimmy:::

No you google

aww you

Sorry no new players, too full.

MUPDATE

Roll for spain

Palis?! Oh shit

fill bulgaria
spill romania

no one here knows me anymore :,(

Fill south England, then spill into that German region south of Denmark.

Finish southern region, keep going south

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I wanted to play

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I cant have OPs nation???

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Continue taking norway, spill southern sweden.

Conquer neighbouring neutral regions as you did now, thanks OP
I don't have much time to make my reposts more colourful, sorry

Fill Egypt
Spill west

Fill Cyprus, then Israel, then Kuwait, then start on Iran

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check those sick palis tho

No, stop trying to Jew yourself in

Continue to fill Italy. Spill if need.

Go for UAE> fill south India> Eritrea

Before RUssia starts thinking that i plan on invading them, i assure you i won't go farther than sweden. I intend on keeping our relations peaceful.

I know you, you son of a bitch. Do you know what happened to Boudicca, that celtic whore?

Chart Belarus, spill Western Ukraine

Take Russia and you can roll this round

>skype
Fixed that for you.
If help is needed, I will be there.

Fill region

i pay you in Olivia Jensen

the son of a bitch that helps you do well in every game

Tfw no boudicca

Can i play?

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MUPDATE

Give next mupdate an extra five minutes rolling for southern France

I missed you guys.
Yeah, I recognize her ID but I've never been able to find her recently. Life's bad without an enemy.

Fill that German region, then spill into Poland.

is my payment of Olivia enough to enter?

Finish that region, go to Belgium

Fill sweden. Spill to estonia.

Hey Russia, want to ally with Canarians & Build Iron Wall? We're pretty much neighbors already

Nice dubs, Complete Belarus chart & spill Western Ukraine.

Finish Lebanon, take Kuwait, fill Iran

Were is my turn? →Please fix it bro

The shitting goes west, fill up the regions in the west

Delicious triple dubs

Fill the rest of the baltics.

Give me any ded player

PLS
L
S

Fill Italy. Spill north if needed.

Fill russian regions

Bro please fix this→

5 spill

fixed, roll

Can you add another one?

Stop wasting our gets you kike

Fill eritreia and somalia, ethiopia

Palis

my last oliva video

Expand to North Caucaus

Fill Egypt
Spill west

Pali

last post i saw here make she had just shaved her pussy

Kek, I wouldn't expect anything more from her.

#greatestally

GIVING THIS GUY 3MINUTES BEFORE POSTING MUPDATE

no one likes my thick chicks :;(

his fault, post now

Stop Jimmy, you're giving me a boner.
Kek wills it.

If orange doesn't post this turn either first come first serve can take over

MUPDATE

rolling to fill region then africa

Give me his nation

HE'S DED

Fill Poland.

:)

Fill Libya
Spill Sudan

So much for peace i guess.

Continue taking the baltics, push the canarian bastards out

OP my order for this roll is this:
youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ04BG7TfA

fill serbia

Fill Turkey

Annex Belgium and Netherlands

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fill more of russia

:))

Go for sudan, then go for chad

Fill that last bit of Italy then spill into Switzerland.
Alliance with Ted?

Give me orange
British African Division
West Africa

who is this benis bandit?

If we are counting 3digits palis you missed mine

Ooops! OP that's Liuthuania, I was spilling to Caucasus, the area with Crimea, currently part of Russia.
See? Settling Caucasus Region

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Palis 939

>OP plays
>OP wins
>people ally with OP
>those people win

you realize in ten years these girls will become wales that take up half your living room right?

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I TAKE ORANGE

Fill Romania

*whales

updating my bonus

tis truth

retard

Nice 36 T. 51 T if it counts as a palindrome.

Xddxdxdxdx

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Indeed, fellow anglo.

Your cut off by Dark Red and can't progress, what do you do?

Rules for OP
>OP should only play when there arent enough people
>OP should never roll in the mupdate
>OP should use real time rolls as much as possible
>OP should post a statement with every mupdate saying that his nation is up for grabs by the first lurker to claim it
>OP, when being FORCED to play, should never engage in any diplomacy whatsoever
>OP should follow this code

Shut up. OP is playing by the rules. Nothing against alliance. We could have just filled the map if he was cheater.

the only person that wins this game is me

screencapped desu senpai

Would you like to NAP to avoid war?

Go south

No fuck you. There is no advantage to OP. He gave all the territories that you wanted within the limit of your role. He can play if he wants.

>Shut up. OP is playing by the rules. Nothing against alliance. We could have just filled the map if he was cheater.
>mfw broken English
Kek go back to China, Cucknadian. Also, I never said OP cheated.

Sure bro, we wuz kangz in peace n sheit

Yeah, the host's code is a good one.

Seis un idiota?

>leaf
the OP can follow every single rule in the map and still should do best not to play. this is tradition and there are many reasons. if you dont know these reasons then play some more

Adolf hitler takes near viena field gray

Fixed

Fixed

MUPDATE

Roll for Africa

>implying grammar matters on the internet
60% shart in marts should shut up when they gouge on Obama's cock!

Fill the baltics and kaliningrad, spill into belarus i guess.

Fill chad
Spill Niger

Finish filling the half filled regions up and then go north and take Siberia
The world will fear our frozen Shitsicles (tm)

Take Armenia, Azerbaijan and Georgia

Spills to Turkey

>5 digit Pali
PRAISE KEK

go east

fill the region im in then the +3 region then more russia

Shit, my turn was not played.
Fill Ethiopia> sri Lanka> Saudi arabia

Will taking Kaliningrad or Belarus violate our agreement, Northumbria?

Does that count as filling Italy? If not continue fill then take Switzerland. Unless you want it then take another close territory.

Fill Poland, spill into Czech.

4 spill

What's your stance on the Free Syrian Army, my shit brother?

you want to stop advancing into Saudi land?

Nope. Not at all.

OP is based tho and not fag. Unless he is and thn that's okay.

Spill to Algeria

Thank you partner! Finish charting North Caucasus & spill to Kazahstan

Cede you whole Belarus for NAP

Finish region and go to Austria

Its a question of time until I fight against him,

I'll agree to that.

I thank you greatly. Otherwise there'd be no way to expand for the empire.
Should he join the empire?

I say he should. Care for an alliance, Canarian?

fill montenegro and bosnia

>pali
fill croatia as well

Great, we will crush him together
ERM, I mean we will offer peaceful diplomatic relations to him

Would be glad to

Fixed, sorry forgot after asking you to switch

Any point left bro? If so attack the green terrorists
The (((democratic freedom fighters))) shall be destroyed

How do I get around the spam thing?

If it let's me do it this time roll for East France and Africa

finish croatia, fill romania
spill hungary

INVADE IRAN
FUCK GREEN
btw you can bypass it with a Cred Forums (((gold pass)))
I hate it too, but the legacy captchas are even more cancerous, cant read shit

Conquer Czech Republic, then invade Bavaria. Once Bavaria is conquered, cede it to the Scottish.

Take that little area between russia and canarian expedition

Attack the green terrorists with priority in Iraq and syria

Continue to fill Swiss.

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Defend
Fill algeria

welp everyone decided that they hate me, take Syria and curl up in ball in Damascus.

surrender or die?

fill that last tile and continue filling russia eastward

>East France and Africa
You typed Africa twice, btw

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LOL look at you, you don't even believe in KEKs glory you fucking refugee
I think a Dingo ate your babby

hey i stepped into this russian guys shoes a few turns back... did you and him have any agreements? thanks for letting me play when you could already have wiped me out.

No cedes

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Nice bants.

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kek
not that i know of, if you want though we can NAP

Preferably split land between allies; otherwise partition the land. Explore region for turn

Sorry guys, need to go!

Nah, guy either didn't see the ally offer or ignored it. Enjoy it, bro

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Keep heading to Austria

>no cedes
But..

12 left do you attack me to fill or expand elsewhere?

Can i take you,pls?

I want Algeria senpai

I hope we don't have total war, but invade the delegates in Algeria

cool

Forgot name

GRAY IS OPEN FOR LURKERS

I forgot to include foll should that count or this post count?

Roll to kill niggers for taking my land

Didn't he say to split the land among his allies?

ill take grey

Fill that last Algerian T
Fill Tunisia
Spill southwest

Defend, spills invade Switzerland and Italy. Bleed through Mussolini's territory and get out of Europe before I'm trapped.

grey becomes byzantines

finish romania, spill hunagry

Welcome, ally.

Jimmy is grey, no cede

Which roll should count?

Fill Iraq, Syria, Cyprus> fill Ethiopia and sri Lanka please

The dubs one. That's a genuine roll there.

Let me live in Syria you bastards, defend Syria and Cyprus

mupdate roll

Not sure what to do now, my only option is to attack Ted Cruz and I'm not sure if that's a good idea or not.

INVADE IRAN
TAKE OVER GREENS LANDS

Take that empty region to the right of me. Continue to spill into empty lands if extra. Only spill into other players land if there are no empties nearby.

Just let me keep Syria

Fair enough

If extra attack this asshole.

fill the russian region, then invade the designator trying to remove multiple busnes

Would you like to work together to attack Ted?
You can have Morocco should you accept

DP the Poos?

Alliance?

Its not like I can if I wanted to

Finish southern regions
Reinforce borders

Didn't you tell him "Fuck you" earlier?

any friends here

you should have held on and i should have removed some of his bonus just now

I was friends with the Canarian Expedition, I'm now friends with the Jimmy. Only if you ally with the Blue Man Group though.

help us with poo man and we be cool

If you ally with the greatest shitty Empire, you could make untold riches yours.

Next will be new thread

Roll for attacking dark red more

Defend
Attack Ted

Retake Syria

defend if attacked
finish hungary, attack purple

Remove Brown from jimmy's land

full attack on poo

D U B S
U
B
S

nice pali

Fill up IRAN
Then defend against the russian hordes

Invade Switzerland and Italy. Also OP my roll was worth 19 tiles. I rolled a 4, plus my bonus was 19 tiles. Mussolini had 14 tiles, he rolled an 8 plus his six bonus tiles. And as I said before:
>allies with OP
>win with OP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GREY WAS MINE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK COCKSUCKER OP
FUCK ALL OF YOU

FUCK THE CAPCHA THAT DOESNT LOAD

minus

I had five extra tiles that could have invaded Switzerland and Italy. It's no use, OP's just gonna make him invincible for a round. Nice dubs also.

PALI
KEK IS BEHIND MY SIDE
had to fucking call 10 sreet numbers at once, fucking captchas
Care for a double attack on the northern shits?

Rekt faggot.

yeah im expecting some bullshit to happen since OP is playing but whatever

Wyatt are you going to host a game after Ted bby?

Hi i was afk but im back now what happened

Defend if attacked> Cyprus, Syria, Lebanon> fill Ethiopia, then every unoccupied country at west of ethiopia, do not attack kangs, we have a nap

>not allied
>fixed

Calm yourselves

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Northumbria, would you support in an invasion of ted cruz with King Kang?

Attack England
Avenge La Pucelle!

Too dark, I'll fall asleep by then.
If I chimped out, I apologize.

I have a war to get involved with. Also what the fuck are you doing you stupid beaner faggot. Ted literally stole half your country and you attack me. Fuck you.

i will win

OP start a new thread before its too late!

Fuck if I had any way of making it there i'd fight france for you but i'm stuck

Sorry Wyatt.

Guess there's only one way this'll go. Flood spain, Prioritize portugal.

Rolling to attack dark red

World War, it seems.

Fixing your roll now