De Bate

Will anybody land a knockout blow in the debate?

No, Hillary's going to fall by herself.

Post yfw Trump orates Shilldawg into a siezure

Hillary will stroke out so Trump will assume her identity and debate himself.

And win on both positions.

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

Hehehehehe

#rekt

>President Trump standing strong
>Sick Hillary about to fall
Praise KEK

>When Hillary loses, the Reddit and Tumblr tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent glory that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads (reddit) and rage posts (tumblr), and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
>I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million fedoras and landwhales cry out in itty bitty we wuz khangz/religion of peace penis fury simultaneously.
>They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the neo-Nazis had pulled a fast one on them.
>"We will riot!" They will say. "World War Three!" “American Holocaust!" they will cry.
>Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
>But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the back stabbing traitor who lost to Pepe the Frog. The entire nation KNOWS that Trump is a loud mouthed asshole, that he’s practically bathed in the tears of millions of spics and liberals, and his administration will surely be mired in every offensive thing he’s ever spewed. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Hillary. After all his bullshit, his bigotry, his racism, they STILL see Trump as being superior to Hillary. When the denizens of Reddit and Tumblr come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
>I need to fap.

All Hillary needs is one clever sound byte and the media will run with it ad nauseum.

And if that doesn't happen?

Trump can't debate. It's going to be horrible when he has to do a 1 on 1.

He faced a bunch of clowns in the primaries, now he faces a real contender, the most qualified candidate in history.

#I'mWithHer

He's almost a foot taller than her. He just has to show up and stand next to her and that visual will win the election.

>Trump can't debate.

Like him or not, one of Trumps biggest strengths is being able to talk on-the-fly. Even if he's flat out making shit up, he's a true salesman.

Hillary is probably so damn nervous right now, meanwhile Trump is just chilling waiting to unleash the beast. You are gonna see pure intimidation in Hillary's eyes before the debate even starts, you will hear it in her voice. Having Bill talking in her earpiece will do her no good, I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't even show up tomorrow.

Did you not see the CIF forum?

>if that doesnt happen

that's cute

>leaf

Best part of this election is the entertainment value. its like I am watching reality TV but it turns out that its real

>what's the onomatopoeia for a strobe light?

>haha wow im a centrist theyre both shit how can u possibly think one is good or bad haha lets vote rationally for choices that dont exist

Trump has high energy but Hillary can lie during a congressional deposition for hours. It's going to be interesting.

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kek made me laugh

And he is good at lying.