To liken our present situation to age of empires

to liken our present situation to age of empires

>our walls are either not built or the gates not locked
>the enemy monks have been allowed to wander among our kind and create enemy's within our walls
>we are giving away all our gold or spending it on stupid shit
>we are not making enough villagers or the villagers that we have are standing around doing nothing
>the enemy has breached our walls and we have not sent our longbowmen to slaughter them

you forgot the part where they destroyed Americas wonder

You forgot paying tribute to Israel

Relevant

WOLOLO

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why germanics thinks the world revolve around them?

why do they think they are the victims and good ones?

i dont understand, you arent special, really important got exterminated

do you think the world will stop working if you degenerate pigs dont exist?

fuck you

COLONIZED

also
>built 50 universities, they produce no knowledge because there's no real scholars left
>market has been abused so badly it will take 100 years to re-balance

It doesn't

China has advanced to Imperial Age!

Always build a wall in AOE II as soon as I get past the feudal age. Mandatum.

>Dumped all our gold into 'reparations' to nomads and pagans
>Every county has a 'Rent-Seeker Guild' and 'BLM Band'
>Disbanded all the Retinues to get money for gibs
>Underdeveloped holdings - small levies and poor income
>Whole realm looted
>Can't figure out why revolt risk is so high anymore
>Excommunicated - everyone hates us
>Have cancer
>Heir is Craven, Lustful, Gluttonous, Slothful, and Retarded
>Multiple factions over 100% power
>Owe 350 to Jewish Merchants

Isn't Crusader Kings Great?

Why are sending money to all those niggers, spics , and asians

holy shit

STOP GIVING PAKIS MONEY!!!!

but you got puppets in most of those countries
and you have invaded most of those countries

and still you germanics pigs can dissappear and they would survive without and your "aid"

I want Trump to win because I think walls are fucking awesome because of playing the AoE games.

Correctus

using latin huh?
you germanics are pathetic

Wonder: 343 Years

>Implying
USA is the main world power, the one that sells and buys more than your average country.
Apart from aid, the latinos send money to their families, without it, things would be harder.

Google.

>Furious the monkey boy rules the strongest country

>deeply in debt, getting worse every year, spending it on useless shit
>some courtiers have ridiculously high wealth from doing nothing

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I'd like to see the Taliban tap that, hahahahahahaha

yeah but they invaded us TWICE, im amazed by how stupid you are, the US is strong because they have many countries depending on them and their market

you make mad because i dont understand how can a person can be so stupid?
>Mexico
oh i understand now, dont you have to jump a fence, paco?
go suck germanic balls to the US

Wolololo, my brothers.

>When the Aztec send their people, they're not sending in their best

>They're sending (drug) trade carts, petards and skirmishers

Says the google who depends on trading with USA.

Go and get fucked by some tourists.

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iquillem

>Says the google who depends on trading with USA.
but its not our fault and im not black

the made it like that so we can be controlled easy
you dont really have any arguments, shut up, paco

Am I the only person who's bothered to finish every campaign in AOE 2?
Currently finishing off the African Kangdoms expansion.

It's like the start of rome: total war, you woke up to the empire being a steaming pile of shit, and have to ask yourself how 'leaders' and make so many colossally bad decisions in a row.

What arguments do you have?
(Replying to a troll)

>you dont really have any arguments

says dominicuck republic

>anglos
>germanic
apply yourself haiti

I played a few, not all though

Who /spiritofthelaw/ here?

what?
see pic related, stupid germanic

>dominicuck
why?
you are the troll?

Nice dubs.

I've been on here too long, this shoop seems more familiar to me than the original cover, and I played that shit out of AoE 2 when I was younger

I only played all the conquerors campaigns when I was a kid and I still love the El Cid campaign