I want WW3 to happen now. I want to be alive during the greatest war ever to of existed...

>not knowing human history

>implying any world leader is stupid to use a nuke when it'll be the end of all life on earth

You'd be the first one to die, Pajeet. Along with every other kid who doesn't even know what war really is.

But is that what humans naturally do? Kill each other? Or do they do it only when they need to? There's your answer.

I'm with you Britbro. I hope someone invades the US so I can join a local partisan resistance unit and be mutilated by a hail of bullets in service to my country and earn the noble death I have always craved.

You'll get drafted and probably be killed by a missile retard, are you excited now??

Maybe we're being held back and this isn't our true destiny.

Bump for widespread pain and suffering on a global scale.

You'll die within seconds you sperg and no /comfy/ threads because the internet will die within seconds

>war starts
>internet is shut down within the first 5 minutes
>no livestream
>no news
>no youtube
>nothing

Well done m8, KEK confirms

I don't think WWIII is going to be /comfy/ user

the powergrid and internet is going to go, things will never be the same and there will be a tremendous amount of human suffering, 1,000,000 times more than the US and Israel is causing in Syria right now, and for just as little reason

Are you fucking stupid lad.

Why can't we all just get along?

no internet
no electronics
widespread looting

>sit by candlelight in your /comfy/ bunker until the radiation dies down
>get to explore the ruins of america
>get to live inside a real life fallout game
>this is somehow not the ultimate comfy dream

>to of

Good. The world doesn't need the internet, the power grid or even the whole first world for that matter. Fuck humanity. Millions of years of evolution so we can all suck corporate cock and fret over loosing the internet? Fuck that. Let nuclear hell fire rain on every major city in the first world. Life may suck for a little bit during the right after, but that time will pass and humanity will realize the death and devastation was for the betterment of mankind..

Your soundtrack for the apocalypse:

youtube.com/watch?v=PQ_bomD_2k4

if WW3 goes nuclear, the internet will get shut off and you'll be sitting in the dark alone waiting to die

also the 2nd punic war is the GOAT war. ww2 comes in second because stalin's shitty meatgrinder ruined the aesthetics

This is exactly what I want too user

The US will sever intercontinental cables immediately if WW3 occurs in order to defend itself against cyberattack. The domestic internet may also be shut down.

Only to do it all over again. Will we ever learn?

I used to want that, among other bad stuff. I really want everyone just to get their shit together, live locally, make a new currency and grow-up together in peace and prosperity.

have you ever been camping? have you been a day without food? have you not known where you will sleep that night? has your shelter fallen apart in pouring rain? have you not had access to water? have you been sick in the bush?
your dream is a long way from the reality of these things

Where I'm geographically positioned at the moment, I'd be one of the first ones to die in the war. So no thanks.

One more week, please. I need to finish my B.O.B

>wanting everything to go nuclear

I mean if you want to die either a sudden or slow and gradually painful death while NOT being able to shitpost on the internet about it then sure, good for you buddy.

A liberal pipe dream that will never happen.

The radiation will give me superpowers.

Don't be a cuck. Everyone dies someday. Dying in righteous nuclear hell fire would be great way to go. Way better then living the life of a slave getting fat and dying of rectal cancer.

Do people actually believe world war is going to be the least bit comfy?

It's not gonna happen. Everything is just going to get slight worse each year--sorry guys!

>inb4 the EMP knocks all of your shitty computers back into the fucking stone age.

Nuclear war, or even a detonation isn't sunshine and happiness.

It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that I'd like to watch everything as it goes to shit before my inevitable demise.

>bunker until the radiation dies down
That's not how it fucking works.

>Tfw I have lived like that.

>romanticizing war

kek, it's all fun and games until you spend 1 week in the trenches and go into full "my feet hurt" mode.

>inb4 "i won't be fighting it"
>implying your fat ass won't be drafted

their loss, missiles are fucking expensive

So you're the one shilling for Hillary Clinton?

>projecting
Yes i have, you crazy leaf

ww3 is going to be a media and network war in 1st phase, like right now.

phase 2: someone will fuck up the entire network, like plisken

youtube.com/watch?v=gHUqNCDwQj4

Man what the fuck is wrong with all of you faggots

Bitches can't even handle life so they want a world war... Fuck that man, I got myself a decen't appartment, house on the seaside and a loving and caring girlfriend that I'll propose to in a year...
You fags just can't get even anything remotely close so you blame the shekelbergs, mudslimes and liberal cucks for everything but in the end its you who are the cucks...
Can you even disassemble a fucking rifle or handgun?
Stfu and enjoy your comfy web, faggots

meh. if it comes it comes.

i just want my mom to pass away before it happens.

How's a loser like you who posts frogs going to survive once everything is completely shut off? Yeah you're going to be real /comfy/ when someone looking to cannibalise you with a butter finds your neet ass. Happening fags are the most autistic pieces of shit ever.

>Denying living life day to day scavenging an apocalyptic wasteland sounds pretty comfy.

Survivor, mutant or dead I would be down to roll the dice of luck going into a nuclear war. Any of the personal outcomes would be fine. Let the nukes rain down cleansing flame unto the cucked first world is and will be my vote.

*butter knife

>tfw the USA predicts warlords would break out
>mfw when I'd want to be one but I'm too beta to face an army

fuck if WW3 were to happen, I'd instantly regret getting myself fit. I would wish I've been my old skinny unfit self.

I ain't dying for some jews from a conscription

>radiation dies down
>1 million years later
>yep.jpg
>still waitin on that radiation to die down

>got myself a decen't appartment, house on the seaside and a loving and caring girlfriend that I'll propose to in a year...

liar

The same autistic rhetoric of every socialist shit stirring shill ever.

Honestly war is a good thing. Evil will always exist, and will relentlessly pursue power. Liberty alone is inadequate to defend it

sleep tight kitter

ha, see what I mean

Bought the appartment on my own due to working in germanstan for 2 years, inherited the house, 3 years in a relationship with gf
Just cause you can't accomplish it doesn't mean its impossible, fat americunt.
Now go suck on some good ol' jewish dick (read trump/hillary elections), faggot

Not gonna happen, the only way the U.S. falls is from within. I am hoping every day for a civil war, I'll be on the side shooting niggers and whatever else scum doesn't belong here. The American Reich is coming. Sieg Heil !!!!

Lmao
Our shit generation is COUNTING on the end of the world / certain death
Easier than having to actually do shit irl

my point exactly

I don't give a fuck what you have like. There more of us with to nothing. I live in rural mass and everyone's got a hand on their hip waiting for this shit and faggots like you will be shot indiscriminately just because your luck runs out when we tell you.

Sleep tight kitty

a fucking leaf

>doesnt understand that 95% of the harmful radiation is gone in a post nuclear area a few weeks after detonation

>what is hiroshima

>a fucking leaf

Read a book nigga

>'nuclear exchanges'
*scoffs*
youtube.com/watch?v=aywuM-UYySM

>you will be shot indiscriminately just because your luck runs out when we tell you.

URBAN BASEMENT DWELLING NEETS BTFO!

>USA v CHN, RU
>USA, RU v CHN
>USA, CN v RU

Who would win?

Faggot here in Croatia the average pay is about 500€, and you're lucky if you have that. Also, if your uneducated ass knew shit about the balkans you'd know that the average person knows how to use a handgun, I'm working on getting my hunters licence (takes 2 years) just to be able to own weapons legally, eventho I already have a Mauser P-08 9mm, cause I know shits about to hit the fan, only thing is, I don't fucking want it to happen cause unlike most losers like you I actually have something to lose and protect

tl;dr; You're an uneducated faggot

ALSO, your pussy bitchass wasn't raised in the motherfucking war and didn't have to run to the fucking shelter every fucking day while 3 fucking years old, you don't fucking know what war is like, edgelord

>Or do they do it only when they need to
The only time when there won't be a human to kill will be when there are no humans

>I want to watch livestreamed nuclear exchanges

Good luck with that.

Do you think the internet runs on magical electricity etc.?

it depends on the chemical burgerstein
>what is Chernobyl

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no one gives a fuck you croatian mongrel. we sit high in our ivory towers and watch beasts like you battle with eachother and long for the days of old, of iron and blood. you think we got to the top by avoiding war?

thats the difference between slav shit genetic peasants like you and civilized first worlders like me. you start wars, we end them.

Nukes don't exist. And if you think the right wing anti nato frog pedos won't get you killed you got anoter thing coming

china becomes a world currency onthe 30th and they throw away the dollar, along with making a world bank. so it probably will happen near time November cause we are going to crash.

nice ad hominems, faggots

it's called an education

if you weren't twerking in class you'd have one

be prepared to become a shit hole we are heading that way.

>I want to watch livestreamed nuclear exchanges and peoples periscope as they turn to ash. I want to spam sticky threads with Cred Forums when Israel gets nuked
>UK
you and the rest of europe will be the battleground yet again. america will probably have another civil war soon so we wont be able to save your asses again.

I'm with you bongbro. kek wills it

>>what is Chernobyl
Not a nuclear strike zone and therefore an irrelevant comparison syrup nigger.

I was gonna say "nah I do NOT want a WW3 to happen" but then I realized I'm in the infinite loop of word memes that only exists in Cred Forums, and that by simply responding to any post I am feeding the final troll. The troll of life.

Yeah unless your a sheep fucker your not living long enough to see shit in third world war buddy

As if you won't get a couple of presents from China just because.

>Implying you getdrafted if you have a fat ass

So when the internet goes down will we all meet up on our own secret sumerian clay pottery ham radio frequency?

Humanity grew too much too fast.

>WW3 is underway
>within hours, all cellular networks and internet is down
>about .01% of Cred Forums knows how to use a radio

It won't be fun, you won't be able to watch the war on Twitch, you'll have no power, and you'll be hungry within days/weeks.

If you actually have a stockpile of food or an electric generator, you WILL be killed for it within a month, unless you are heavily armed and have a lot of people with you.

I won't be persuaded by some self-appointed nuclear memeist burgercuck

no we should meet up on this cool walkey talk app i have
its called "two way walkey talkey"

anyone make the channel 1488 when shit goes down dont ever forget this number

KILL ALL LEAFS

id just like an EMP.. fuck radiation and shit.

im not a leaf

>I won't be persuaded by
Facts

Typical Leaftard shit post.

sucks having a 2 year old right now. shell be strapped on my back like yoda, protected behind my vest and ar 15.

would like if it could wait 4 years or more so i can train her first.

>Not joining the fringe NatSoc group that will inevitably pop up within the myriad of political factions vying for control.

For Shane.

This is why you you enlist now and be nearly immune to being drafted when shit really starts.

you as well have posted a webm of yourself jerking off

who do you think you're impressing with this?

those are some pretty small bombs being dropped in that pic

careful you may cut yourself on that edge faggot

Can WWIII be purging the shitskins from white countries?

This. It's a depressing thing when you go to London or Stockholm and it's literally just a bunch of lazy niggers smoking weed.
Then you have to remind yourself that the white people are at their jobs so they don't have time to Periscope.

how will drone warfare looklike

Sad truth: if you want WW3, vote for Hillary.

Why is it that the only people who look forward to war are pussies who didn't enlist?

sleep tight kitter

dont worry. the intense heat of the blast burns out all your pain nerves. it's instant bliss, lad

sleep tight kitter

>t. the guy who gets killed on the first day of the happening

Where is that report?

I think it was related to a Civil war but the gov ran a sim and some warlords broke out across the country

i would destroy you fucking leaf. do you understand how many hours I have gone into planning my survival in this exact scenario? i have years of planning and innate survival instinct. I have trained my senses and starved myself to push myself to the absolute limit, and yet I know I could go further if push came to shove. I would make you my sex slave leaf, and if you ever so much as give me a fraction of the lip you're giving me now, I would cleave you in twain with my claymore bitch. another day, another leaf shill btfo, heh.

sleep tight kitter

Not if you live on a small island nation that's also a nuclear power it won't. But out in the mountains of leaf land

>WW3 actually starts.
>China detonates space denial satellites
>All satellite communications ended
>EMP from nukes destroys electronics
>Much of internet infrastructure wiped out.
>Any working internet crippled by cyber war
>Israel gets nuked
>(OP) can't post on Cred Forums

then vote for hillary

If it's ww3 you'll be at the frontline.

>implying OP won't just start a new Cred Forums for everyone within telecom reach of his location rocking gensets.
>implying OP isn't already stockpiling diesel for the eventuality
>implying you aren't doing the same thing in dundee land.

We are in WW3 right now.

It is a global civil war.

It has not yet turned into outright conflict.

But we are at war. Currently it is an information based war.

But make no mistake. WW3 has been happening for the last 2 years.

2016 is the first year where nationalists finally started winning some victories against the (((globalists))).

I anticipate increasing violence everywhere in the coming years.

> tfw if WW3 happened I'd be the first to die because NYC banned guns completely and it's the first nuke target of every country in the world

At least it will be an interesting time to be alive.
Much more than that pointless rat race.

I would like to see it once on my lifetime otherwise my life would've been so fucking boring, also praise kek!

sleep tight kitter

15 minutes from nyc, feels bad man
at least we're out of range of korea's nukes

>NYC banned guns completely
So much for "shall not be infringed".

are you fucking retarded? if there is a world war 3 every man will be drafted. you think they will let your autistic ass just stay home and watch tv? get ready to die in battle like everyone else

sleep tight kitter

sleep tight kitter

>tfw live in the rural southwest, just outside of nuke range from every major city nearby (L.A., Vegas, Phoenix)

WW3 would be pretty comfy for me. I would sit on my front porch with my laptop, gas mask, Remington, and dogs and just watch the tips of the mushroom clouds on the horizon from far away.

sleep tight kitter

>I want to be alive during the greatest war ever to of existed.

You won't be for long

This burger is right you stupit cunt. You wouldn't watch and post anything, you would be out there and probably pulverized amongst others in the nuclear blasts...

sleep tight kitter katzen

Fuck all of you that think this would be okay. It wouldn't be fun, not in the slightest. Being 20 and being in prime condition for draft the thought of ww3 scares me and knowing that it would be to advance the agenda of (them)

nah, there will probably never be another draft. a modern World War would be started and ended within hours. as soon as one nuke is launched it would be lights out for humanity. WW3 wont have any storming the beaches of Normandy or anything like that, just rapid fire nuclear death from above

>tfw can just pack up and fuck off to the infinite North once it starts

Feels good.

However, if fighting WW3 means fighting for a noble cause like purging the globalists, then I'd probably go, but I'm not fighting some bullshit banker's war like they're pushing for with Russia. I'd also probably head down to fight in an American Civil War, too, just to help out.

economy is already collapsing lads

100%, but seeing how things are developing it will be (((their))) war

People who want WWIII are ready to kill themselves and have no future. You expect to garner empathy from this kind? They have no hobbies beyond the next "war" because they were raised by shitty parents to be uncreative, agro cunts. Don't forget what fuel it is that most people on this country run on.

If you can see the mushroom you're already dead.

>Korea's nukes
Really, do you really think that Korea is a/the threat?

>to of existed
What the fuck?

Many of you think it would be exciting, but when it really happens.. you're going to feel that end of the world feeling like in nightmares.

If you don't care, then you likely don't have a connection with any family or relatives.

They've gone mad then. Or don't know the gravity of the situation. It's not a fücking joke and it should be avoided at all cost but these (((bastards))) are pushing everyone's patience and temperance level.

t. great grandfather fought in ww1 trench
t. grandfather fought in ww2 tank

No. People who want WWIII want to a purpose. A grand purpose just like the American GI's of the Second World War. They want to be apart of something greater than themselves, and work together as a single cohesive unit. US, NATO versus Russia is the only realist wwIII scenario, with Russia as the eternal enemy, because of their oppressive ideals.

The defender of Liberty is death m.

sleep tight kitter

Could someone well informed and imaginative tell month by month how this WWIII could possibly happen ?

>I want nuclear war cause I'm booored
You're an absolute retard, especially if you think you could just "spam stickies" as the world turns into ashes. The internet, electricity, fast food, everything that keeps your worthless life going, would be gone in a few hours.

why does it always have to be Russia man
why can't we join forces with them for once and fight against the middle east or something

> Doesn't even know about daytime
> What's the sun?
> Candles? You mean witch craft, my bible said it wuz rawng.

He might even be standing burgertard

Wow all the Anglos will die and Cymbros will live? Do it.

>implying the UK wont be ground zero for WW3 when the UN invades us after BREXIT and the US has to come and save us

we'll be seeing it in real life boyo

>If you can see the mushroom you're already dead.
So I take a robot took this picture?

I want to fight in it.

...

sleep tight kitter

Sleep tight kitter

sleep tight kitter

>he doesn't get that when the bomb goes off there's a massive Electro Magnetic Pulse that will fry all his electronic devices seconds before he's vaporised...

No man should have all that power

sleep tight kitter

NIGGA GON GIT SCARED RIGHT QUICK

sleep tight kitter

>not having a portable shortwave radio and a backpack full of batteries
pleb.

youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0

American education really is something

this is my goal in life.
and im making strides towards it.
>\pic

i came

Good thing i live in the middle of nowhere it would become more like mad max than some faggy trench war over here

>livestreamed
Satellites and internet will be taken out first. Electricity will be disabled by EMP attacks. Dying in a WW3 will be actually quite boring.

sad is our fate, user
sad!

I want to sit on my balcony sipping my fine cognac, wearing my $10 Elvis Presley sunglasses when the bomb hits.
I want to be blinded by the light, and enjoy my last 10 seconds, before I dissolve like a sugar cube.

Do you fuckers even realize that if you want WWIII you need to support Hillary and not Trump? We know from the leaks that Hillary's first significant action as president will be declaring war on Russia. If you want to die in nuclear hellfire you need to shill for Hill.

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This is what I fear the most. I'd rather die in a war than keep living and ending in an africa-tier shit world. That's why I wish a nuke would glass my ass asap.

So you want to fight in the war?

Or are you hoping to dodge draft and just watch it from afar, because I don't think burgers will be able to dodge draft on this next one

Not really looking forward to this unless it ends up being instant nukes destroying everything the human race has held dear for thousands of years

Sleep tight kitter