I'm in the debate hall right now

fill the air with vaporized laxatives.

It's the on the right. Look at how short it is.

slip a picture of pepe in the podium

Ask if you can be a moderator

Arikkkan hornets

hahahha

YES YES YES

Hide micropepe's on the debate stage that we can see from the cameras.

Shout "PEPE".

make an improvised poop odorizer device

print out a photo of a pepe and super glue it to hillary's podium

paper plane pepe's onto the stage

katya is perfect

spell out "pee pee" with poo poo.

In honor of Pepe.

You have multiple options.

Just remember the rules
>Use pepe
>Don't get fired
>Blame ebaumsworld

Hot mic her podium if you can.

Who, o great trips-haver?

this would almost certainly be found before the debate but would still make the international news

DOIT

Kek.

mfw

Poop swastika on shills podium

Isn't trumps podium on the right? Look at the other one it looks like it's under surgery. Are they installing an exoskeleton for her?

this

draw one if you have to

that's not even katya lischina. it doesnt look anything like her. shes still hot though but people are confirming their incurable autism by admitting they cant differentiate faces.

This. or take a picture with pepe on it or something

spread germs on clintons podium, or feces.

PEPE

Install a virus that will put Pepe up on those screens during the debate

Also

>debate

>teleprompters

what the fuck

YELL PEPE. MY REPEATING DIGITS COMMAND THEEEEEEE

Take a picture of the"custom" podium for hill compared to the real one

Crap yer pants and take the bus home.

Yell PEPE really loud

Definitely slip a picture of Pepe onto her podium. These sick dubs demand it.

YES

hide in a trapdoor in the stage and wait for the debate to start
wait till shill is coughing jump out and yell
FOR PEPE! REEEE
and blast her with piss.

>I'm in the debate hall right now
>look at """""my""""" photo

>CtNnIJKWcAAyAV4.jpg:large.jpg

Rig Hillary's podium to fall apart when she leans on it

THIS

Burn incense to Kek!

Here's your poo(you)

I would pay an obscene amount of money to fuck this girl while she roleplayed Asuka

Hide a dead fish somewhere

I would too, but only if she spoke Japanese fluently and without an accent.

I would tell her to speak English in a German accent.

this

Hide a Pepe somewhere only we can spot it. Cmon /our guy/.

Disgusting.

Am I seeing things or is the podium on the left like a foot taller?

>Cmon /our guy/.
Stop trying to force this, Felix.

this please.

I'm not sure how you noticed that, but that was one of the concessions to the Clinton campaign because she has such an inferiority complex about her height.

Fart.

...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO THIS

HIDE PEPE

He's not actually there, you know.

You would think they'd hide the crane holding Hillary up a little bit better.

I can dream.

hide a short range signal jammer to fuck up $hillary's earpiece

kek, it will just be a longer way down when she keels over.

Hiding a jammer somewhere in the building is actually a great idea. At the very least hide a device that beeps at random intervals to drive everyone nuts

Put all the squeaky chairs on the Dem side

That's not a fucking crane, dumbass it's a cherry picker, they use them to reach high places like to replace lightbulbs or get stuff off the top shelves in the backroom of some retail stores.

Hers is on the left, the stepping block is there to make them look the same height.

>implying her puppeteer won't be in the cherry picker pulling her literal strings

THIS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH FUCKING HELL

>it's a cherry picker
I thought Lester Holt was the moderator?

Hide a picture of Pepe on Hillary's podium

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LMAO Shadilay brother

Sticky a Pepe in the middle of one of the stars behind the podiums

put a tiny image of pepe on hillary's stand where she'll eventually see it
that way, if she calls attention to it during the debate, she'll look like an absolute moron, but if she tries to ignore it, the flagship image of the racist alt-right will keep staring right at her

It's a forklift, dumbass.

F
P
B
P

Hide a remote control fart noise machine in Hillary Clinton's podium.

beautiful blonde dating a nigger
instagram.com/gretesadeiko/

her good blonde female friend dating a muzzie
instagram.com/weareeaton/

GG BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYE WHITE GENES

Looks like a Pakistani.

Fart on shillarys' podium. I want to know that she's inhaling the rich residue left over from your foul colon.

This

Put it inside your foreskin

fpbp

10/10

would pick berries with

Mods? Maybe?

Figure out the best spot to scream pepe from at the debate without getting caught

youtube.com/watch?v=w6dCBUAjwog

Kek spoke to me and wants you to do this

This 100%

Hillary can't escape the nazi frogs.

>there is still 20 hours until the debate

I'm not gonna make it bros

KEK, TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Install a small hidden wireless speaker in Hillary's podium and talk about Pepe during the debate

Get a good shot of how they are rigging Hillary's stand

Poo on the stage

Holy shit do this. Any tech fags know how to do this?

please use this one

You know what to do

Context idiot?

The SS would find this almost immediately, and it's a crime to disrupt communication like that so OP would end up in federal prison

source: comp sci grad

When Trump comes onto the stage, after the applause and that brief moment which is very quiet before he begins to speak. I want you to yell, PRAISE KEK!

Sneeze in the direction of the stage

wouldnt make it not FUNNY

Cut open the side of one of the chair cushions and stuff it in while on then seal the open section with a pin

Assuming the earpiece is using bluetooth then it might be a lot more difficult, and bluetooth jammers are expensive unless you know how to make one

No she can't.

Install earpiece jamming device.

Speaking of the debate, what time is it on for Britbongs?

FPBP

And make it a green one.

yell pepe

get rid of her stool

He should yell Kek when Trump appears

even better, write something on it, like "Pepe was here."

Make hillary stand higher so she looks even shorter

Are flat chests still illegal in your country?
Sucks, dude.

Give her a list of names of all the men and women she killed dating back to the 80s.

Offer a prayer to Kek and ask him to bless Trump with his dankest memes.

Ayy mailbro!
How many have you sent??

Piss in the ball pit

120 so far. Cruz got my Pepe on Thursday and endorsed Trump on Friday. We're breaking the conditioning.

Well fuckin done

I'd say plant some Pepe's underneath random seats, but the security sweep will probably undo that.

That "woman" has a very masculine face. I wouldn't even date her

OP appears to be a huge faggot

What? Ha Ha Ha Ha. You going kaczynski user?

fpbp

Instead of bombs, I'm using Pepes.

this

god wills it, take your rightful place in history.

I noticed you're left handed.

Someone at my school is doing a poll.
Help me out Cred Forums::
strawpoll.me/11305362

It's a terrible burden. I try to lift my hand off the page, but this is tiring. Spiral bound notebooks are also a pain.

make the ground where she will stand sticky like a cinema floor..her ill health might make her loose balance as she only wears slipper shoes

you cant do anything more than that as it would be noticed.

>strawpoll.me/11305362
good results

youtube.com/watch?v=Le5DIM34mmM

Nice filename op

Hmmm...

Clever,

Light hearted

Not illegal.

Not a threat or any serious security concern.

This could work. Just choose your Pepe carefully. Nothing that could even be interpreted as a threat. No violent pepes

/thread

put a little toy frog on Hillary's podium
i bet she would freeze with a look of shock on her face and then shit her pants

Goddamnit user you fucking do something ok user!?

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>strawpoll.me/11305362

voted canacuck brother

Fuck I know this feel

>Oh shit, I'm sorry

Am I the only one who thinks that doesn't look like hillary?

You know what to do. Take a trip to Home Depot

Jesus how much money have you spent on the stamps alone?

And when did you send the one meant for El Rato anyway?

Don't know what the hell you're doing, but I'm super entertained, thanks.

My hand my be left, by my heart is right.

I know this feel too bro.

Hi feds, good work. Stay safe!

Rig up something to jam Bill Clinton's wife's earpiece.

I spent 60 on stamps and 25 on the rest. Postage is flat rate throughout the country, so it wasn't too bad.

I actually mailed El Ratos on Tuesday. Washington DC, where his Senate Office is, is two days away through the mail. So he got it on Thursday, then endorsed the next day.

I'm Making America Great Again, what are you doing?

Lace Clintons podium with ricin.

Madeleine Albright spoke at my workplace once, a coworker pissed all over the podium and stage the night before. There is no way she didn't smell his weight lifter vitamin orange horse piss.

Recite a kek prayer or the lyrics to shadilay in the hall to open a meme magic portal

Since OP was inside on Cred Forums , Kek's henchmen are now inside as well

>instagram.com/weareeaton/
Good, whites are weak and suicidal. We don't deserve to exist. Asians will be the future supremacists and i welcome it.

Plant an RF jammer or something to jam Hillary's earpiece.

It'll be covered in green felt. Only the crew will know she's not actually standing.

instagram.com/p/BKo4zH5hmFN/?taken-by=rgiii

holy shit he salt is real HAHAHAHAHAH

Black supremacists BTFO

i am a lil bit bothered.

this

Shadilay

write the word pepe somewhere where hillary can see it

Wait, didn't you also send some of these a while ago? Maybe during the primaries? That's why I'm asking how long it took to get them delivered.

take a poop somewhere where it won't be found

This please god.

Notice how they put Hilldog on the right. Most people are right handed and will sub consciously relate to her just for being on the right hand side.

Left hand is seen as sinister.

This chick lives in Ypsilanti, Michigan

Haha wow

>Left hand is seen as sinister.
nice latin pun my friend

Pretty clever post.

Holy fucking shit. Yes.

Kek.

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No I came up with this on Sept 15th and shipped on the 20th.

HOLY FUKIM SOI REDAY FOR THDIS

That may be but we read from left to write so we subconsciously consider more important the person on the left.

>install strobelight
>debate starts
>20 minutes into it turn it on
>trump has a seizure
>foams at mouth
>dies
>Hillary also begins to seizure
>Handlers save her life because they've done this before

Cred Forums just killed Trump.

>Left hand is seen as sinister.

What did he mean by this?

/thread

This. Put a Pepe sticker up.

Put a picture of pepe on the bottom of the podium so when she falls its the last thing she seens before death. If that doesnt happen the energy from the sigil will be enough to offset her predabate moloch ritual

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

it means left in latin

>not filling it with white powder
coward

photo of convicted pedophile tax haven billionaire human trafficking sex offender Jeff Epstein in both podiums

This for God's sake, let the bitch know she isn't safe

...

Numbers demand this.

Oh mein god

flash a lazer pen in clinton's eyes and induce a siezure.

its heavy machinery fagget

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Download phone apps that cause your screen to flash like a strobe light, send the app to other Trump fans in the arena

Set up Centipede to play on a timer. Trump's instincts will sense it 10 seconds before it plays and destroy Hillary

It's clearly too late to request jerking off onto one or the other or both podiums.

Only correct answer. If possible, many hidden in plain sight.

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I see they're still assembling the fix for Her height, the medication injectors and the life support for Her.

Hide the pepe at the base of Trumps podium

fuuuck her nipples/aerolas are perfect

PLACE A PEPE STICKER ON THE DEBATE DESK

OR DRAW ONE

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THEY CANT DO ANYTHING TO YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE RECORDING OR SOME SHIT

Postage stamp sized pepe pictures printed on sticker paper (available at walmart).

>DO YOU HAVE A IMAGE PROJECTOR AT HAND / TO PROJECT PEPE

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PRAISE KEK

Just plant a jar of granny's peach tea up there on the stage.

U NO FUN RAT

was in that thread many keks :D

This picture just made my stomach flip

I think I'm more nervous than Donald Trump is

what time would be good to be at the line to get inside?

There will be a picture taken there tomorrow with a lifeless hillary.

please this.

You hide a Pepe somewhere that a camera could see

PRAISE KEK

>leave a plant near a microphone
that will play PEPE!!!
15 minutes into the debate

Act like you are doing something to it, very conspicuous. Make sure secret service notices you.

But inreality do nothing. In fact polish it off nice and clean. Get the media psranoid thinking SS found something.

Waste every ones time, lulz ensue.

Dubs gets justice in benghazi.

He deleted his comment over a fucking meme

Capture a ton of frogs and release them

>put on a tin-foil hat
you are crossing into dangerous territory

love that return adress

nope

PRAISE KEK

Somebody is going to receive a visit of the bureau tonight!

its lyk pottery

>bad leaf
quit stopping funny things from happening

Alright cunts I want one of you to put a Pepe there whatever it takes.

>whites are weak and suicidal.
>whites are suicidal
>Asians

ching chong ping pong give it a rest

No if you look at the IDs you can see that he was samefagging

nigga how big the line outside is ? need to know when to head so i can be inside nigga.

Hide a picture of Pepe somewhere.

yo son aight yall passed 1st grade math rite famas?

aight so its like 5x the welfare line at 5pm

CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

Well meme'd my friend

>implying that im a nigger
>implying that im not mocking niggers
>implying that im not white

No, Trump would just get annoyed and shoot the damn thing.

THIS OP

Curse Hillary's podium, hex the bitch with the power of KEK!

PLEASE!!!

O FUCK HIM THEN

KEK BLESSED ME

>8888, nice
write "pepe was here", since u prob dont have a sticker

Hillary's podium will collapse due to hasty construction.

holy kek

How much have you spent on stamps so far, patriot?

whip your dick out

Checked

youtube.com/watch?v=53ZBCzjlM6c

Specifically Hillary's podium

Gently scratch Keks name into Hillary's podium. It doesn't need to be visible, just able to be traced with a finger and felt.

He will do the rest.

fuckin shoot everyone you fuckin faggot

60 on stamps so far. Roughly 90 dollars on total supplies. 300 on MAGA hats for random anons. 2700 in donations directly (I did this through my girlfriend because I wasn't sure if I would still be able to buy MAGA hats after maxing out my donation).

I'm working on phase two of Operation Exodus 8:2-6 now.

laser pointer

Kek commands it!

kill hillary lol

just joking, please don't drone me lol

yeah i read some study about this awhile ago. we prefer the person on the right if we are right handed. its the brain wiring shit

>i-i was only p-pretending... Right g-guys? Haha

she looks like George Soros

bruh youh suh edgyh nigger.

>300 on MAGA hats for random anons
Where's mine m8?

>Cruz got my Pepe on Thursday and endorsed Trump on Friday.

they're afraid of a cartoon frog

Nice

FPBP
P
B
P

In Hebrew it's easier to be left handed

Just did one tonight. I try not to advertise that I do it because everyone asks. If I find an user that wants one then I'll usually give them a throwaway email address to contact me at.

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thank leafy patriot. We all recon that he is PEPE, not Kek.

Do one on each to be safe lul

CAN YOU RIGG THE DISPLAYS BEHIND TO SHOW THIS
worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/results

Put an American flag behind where Trump is going to stand.

That's pretty based.

HE IS HERE BOIS !!!!!

do you send them to europe?
as a european i can't vote nor buy one myself.

>admitting to committing a felony on Cred Forums

Thanks, senpai. Just doing my part to MAGA. You guys got this all started with the Brexit. It wouldn't be possible without you.

Im a Will, but not me. I am Russian hacker.

Please don't do something stupid that give her ammo. The debate is an important day you know.

Underrated

America is cucked in alot of ways but we still have freedom of speech, which this clearly falls under.

If you're talking about the donations, you're overestimating how much the FEC cares if you think they would go after anyone for such an obscure potential violation.

The head of CTR explicitly coordinates with the Clinton campaign and the FEC doesn't lift a finger.

This will only prove Hillary right. The racist, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, Nazi, conspiratorial frog is after her.

In Arabic lives the left hand is used to wipe shit from the ass and is considered foul to use for anything but that. Being a southpaw there must suck.

who the fuck has pepe stickers handy lol

dats it i am now a #JebMissle

Someone prepared.

Looks very small & contained, perfect for shill crowds.

>Straya isn't prepared to IRL shitpost

Most people aren't autistic and will know it was a joke, if Hillary or the media does sperg out it'll make people reevaluate who they put their trust with.

What is her name? She makes my amygdala overload.

The russians put it there as a threat.

U DISAPPOINT ME

Ask if you can be a moderator cause you're more likely to be fair the mainstream media is so biased and has been clearly bought out so rip :/

No, there's no shills allowed. They gave most of the tickets to unbiased, totally nonpartisan liberal arts students from New York City.

its a joke lad.
stop wasting trips just because it went over your fuckin head.

Is op ever going to decide?

I'm pretty sure they brought back all of the astronauts' shit, as it would be a goldmine for long term exposure to low gravity.

Holy shit I laughed. Mainly because of all the poopoo pepe photos in the background of the pepe image

>strawpoll.me/11305362
Voted, Trump landslide!

Here's the original. Take good care of it.

where can I buy those?

I had them printed at Walmart for 15 cents a piece. You can print them for 9 cents of you have them shipped to you instead of picking them up at the store.

KEK SHALL BLESS THOSE WHO INSTALL STROBE LIGHTS

>I'm pretty sure they brought back all of the astronauts' shit,

No they had to limit their takeoff weight.

Between all the lunar missions there was a total of 96 bags of shit and piss left on the moon. They also left behind non-essential tools and other items to cut weight.

BASED ROMANIA DELIVERS KEKS COMMANDMENTS

Dr Mengele, I'm FURHR.

Hide a picture of Kermit the frog somewhere.

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I meant the donations. They did go after Dinesh DSouza.

Kek

When the donation was made it came out of my girlfriends debit card and I gave her the cash. Good luck getting a warrant.

Take a piece of scotch tape, write PEPE on it then tape it to the podium. Guarantee they miss it.

Curse the stage with dank meme magick

Meditate on hillarys giant shart tomorrow. Picture it.
FEEL THE POWER