New Cruz thread

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You see, we had some troubles in the past, care for a proper peace and helping each other? I could need some suicide bombers in Georgia
You can have Iran after the war
Stop fighting green and come up here m8 I need sum help

Defend
Attack Ted

And here I thought I'd be winning a diplomatic victory.

And now this has turned into a world war

I forget you all the time for some reason

attack poo

>

no

Fuck you ted

Yeah, and then a fucking beaner who gets half his country stolen ends up invading me for no fucking reason.

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pali

Shit nigga I did natzi that coming, next turn I will help you, both of us can win easily against these 2

>Kek's divine word

fugg
soz m8

Thata boy, lets fuck shit up.

fucking yes m8
since the FSA doesn't want to try, just cross their lands or make a sneaky jew line through Turkey up there, I defend the north, you get Grey.

Jimmy if you want to stay secure in the Caucasus you will need to give some of your roll to me. I can hold them off from flanking you

Finish England
Spill to Germany

Next Turn

Roll to take back Portugal, defend it and attack Dark Red focusing for Algeria

Hey.

Don't touch my homie Jimmy you dirty shit stained pajeet hands.

That's what I though to do bro.
Reconquista time motherflowers

Added, you can roll like normal

bonus is only 10

DEFEND
ATTACK TED

Roll south into Spain and portugal.

move through caucuses move into iran for jimmy!

Take Crete and Georgia, defend land

Take back England. Then invade Normandy.

Holy shit nigger, you both were the ones who started this shit
GO FOR BLUE up there
thx m8, don't forget to exterminate these syrians for what theyve done to us

>Tedugal
>Algericruz

Updating bonuses

>what they've done to us

get attacked. wage a purely defensive war. survive

yeahh fuckkk syria those dicks

Kek just called, he says "Take back France you fucking beaner"

attack poo

Attack grey by turkey in a straight line, don't attack the country were matron has some territorries

invade turkey and become the ottomans

Your bonus is +13 now, OP.

I offered you a lucrative position and you want to help the enemy, get fucked

whats my bonus?

>why didn't you accept my crap offer while my ally takes your entire kingdom
>wtf man

I thought it was 10, thank you

Shit it was 10 I thought you had Algeria

You could have been a honorary prince or at least enjoy a glorious death on the battlefield, but no, now you'll be gassed like a worthless Googler

Will blue accept me as a vassal?

Roll to focus dark red.

Finish England
Attack Germany

Hand over the bonuses, dark red.

Defend
Attack ted

Finally a good game with action.
Take back the stolen lands from grey, then take over Siberia

You did not played my turn bro →Continue the attack to grey please

Fill Western Turkey from Cyprus, if attacked outside of Eastern Turkey, defend

Tell you what, I'll cease aggressions if you give me your french territory.

You can whimper and you can fight, but in the end the bonuses will be mine.

Invade the shores of Normandy. Let them know that I am Lord Wyatt, conqueror of France.

>tfw you gain 1 territory

take iran

CRUZ TAKES LOW COUNTRIES

Def and attack red

attack poo

can we end this game and negotiate and end map

I think greece is kill, can I play

Your bonus is 13.

Push into france. Get the pressure off Northumbria.

i agree, i gotta go soon and i wanna see how this plays out.

NEVER
as long as you cucks still breathe

You stupid fucking beaner.
Conquer Turkey and kill the easterners before they spread.

All Jimmy wants is Iran so i can free the hostages and win a second term

We can make a nice deal probably, just gas the Syrians

Take turkey as grecian league

remove kebab it is

Where is peanut land? Jimmy Carter was American

Me and Grecian were fine fuck this

Lord Jimmy of Georgia, they called and said they wanted $400 million. What do you do?

drop the peanuts wyatt drop the peanuts

Have you seen this?!→

Roll to attack blue

YOU DESERVE NOTHING BLUE!

REMOVE YELLOW FROM JIMMY

Live peacefully on our island resort

Defend
Attack Ted in Algeria

Kill the Mexibeaners in France.

Fuck Blue up there in the north

Destroy grey> conquer turkey please

My fellow americans, tonight i called govenor reagan and wished him well because of his victory, i leave you tonight wishing you all the best in life, i hope we all remember the vitrues of kindness my administration has worked hard to preserve

take slovakia, if I am the grecian league and am actually playing, since I see no territorial changes in turkey
Make istanbul constantinople again

I DESERVE IT ALL CRUZ

YOU COULDN'T GET THE DELEGATES FROM DAHNOLD AND YOU WON'T GET THE TERRITORIES FROM ME

ATTACK CRUZ-FRANCE, SPILL TO YELLOW IN JIMMY'S FORMER LAND.

REEEEEEEEE

Thanks for the help m8
you're my greatest ally

Attack Germany

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You fucking stupid beaner scum I can't wait till that fucking wall is built to separate us. Fuck your shithole of a country. Fuck France too. The French can suck my dick. Fuck you, fuck your indio face, fuck your short indio dick and your fucking farmer outfit. Fuck your seven kids and fuck your gorilla wife.

Hahahahaha it was a pleasure to negotiate with you germanistan bro - message from (((Israel)))
Oyyyyy veyyyy

This is tense as fuck, i need to stop gunning for france...

The delegates blue, hand over the delegates

Attack Dark red and blue for maximum delegate stoppage

peace map when?

Increase pressure on Blue Cucks
pussy

Defend and Destroy ted

You also wasted a perfect 69

Defend and retaliate against yellow pajeets.

Cruz, I'll grant you Spain for France and peace.

Defend, spills kill worthless fucking BEANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRS

its because someone else made a risk map on tg

Eliminate grey> nap with kangz is finished> attack Egypt and Sudan ;-)

He got fucked over the entire game so I don't blame him.

REEEEEEEEEE
CEDE ALL ASSETS TO FSA

Thank you, I said no ceding so I need to take them back on my own though

Take back my lands

I kinda need this game to end soon so hurry up pajeets

Take England from those fucking BEANERRRRRRRRRRRSSTUPID WALL JUMPING FUCKKKS

Invade ITALY

Would you agree to split Dark Red's land evenly for peace map?

Shit.
Push out the green and yellow pajeets from russia and caucus

He's a dirty Fugee
Well I only wanted to attack bright blue, but well, go for Finland
FOR THE SHIT

Attack dark blue> defend

attack poo

fuckin hell i can't get a break

well screw it i need to go anyway, can we get a peace map?

welcome to the club

You can take my African territory if you want, FSA

Defend
If able attack blue

I don't know if I'm allowed with OPs ceding rules

>this stupid fucking Mexican doesn't even realize it

keep taking turkey

PEACE MAP

Good delegates all.

G_G

Is green for off shot banks?!

Where did the kangz go?

constantinople is restored, my work here is done

Fuck you ooga booga savage Indian go kill yourself FAGGOT FUCK WHO SLOWED ME DOWN FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME FUCK YOU

GG.
Feel i shoulda taken all of Ukraine but whatever.

GG Pajeets and fellow Europeans

I'm ok with this.jpg

To murica to receive compensations because muh whitey devil stoled our Egypt n sheit

RIP Kangz

I never thought our unholy shit alliance would actually be this succesful

Green is Ted's land. youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg

Yellow and I sandwiched them.

Anybody make a gif or webm of full match?

Sheit, I already have seen that video, he looks crazy meang, sheit.
By the way Ted Cruz is a (((chosen)))

You were, because everyone in Europe was at war while you guys just spread like wildfire. It always happens when people play in India. That's why I always make India blue to balance it.

I was interested to see if the west would need to rise together to fight them or if it would have been too late.

Saved

You were a great ally.

Same senpai.
Not sure what i coulda done there. India would've wiped us (unlike their assholes) no matter who I attacked.

>unlike their assholes
Kek, and yeah, India always has the upper hand in this map, unless there's like 4 people in the same country at war.

So is this game still going?

What India? Me or my ally?

I mean you both kinda fucked me over simultaneously, but i guess you mostly