Any of you cucks sick of working in an office?

Any of you cucks sick of working in an office?

I can't do it. 9 to 5:30, 5 days per-week.

How the fuck do you escape this rat race?

help...I'm off to work in 4 hours ;_;

Office space is the most relevant movie ever made.

Give up all worldly possessions for three weeks squat in a abandoned house Live off canned food and bottled water then you will be free.

>9:30 to 5:30
I'd kill for those hours nigger

passive income, like property, in 1st world, and then live in 3rd world shit hole.

This is my plan. I met so many euros / 'mericans etc when I was in Cambodia, Vietnam, India and so on. You get used to the bad conditions and bad smells, and it's worth it to get out of the Rat Race and still have enough money for a good life.

Fuck you. Try working from 0600 to 1800 Monday to friday. Working construction in 33 degrees celsius.

Hey plebbit

at least you're not a factory worker. be grateful you son of a bitch
my job was so tough I sweat like a pig every single day

become a cop

I currently work 6-2 as a telephone switch qne voip administrator for a building of 2,000 people its not too bad. Not too much work to do and I am the only one who knows their system so they can't really get rid of me.

kek, i'm a factory worker, it's 3:30pm to 1am monday to friday. Idk even know how much I'm going to get paid because I started last monday.

>How the fuck do you escape this rat race?
Starting your own business.

so do you want free stuff? fucking commie

I work in a factory.
It keeps me in shape, I'm in a position where I have a ton of freedom, and I can work as much OT as I desire.
It pays enough to survive, though that's the worst part is the pay.

Last Friday most my day was cleaning up (I make explosive material so we have to keep the exposure down) and sitting down talking to my co workers. Pretty stress free

Can't. Probs on watchlist because I post on Cred Forums + too many neet gaps.

No start-up capital.

>mfw technician (somewhere between blue collar and white collar work, 75% of my work that isn't driving is in front of a laptop)
>mfw work alone in the field, no office or politics to deal with, no daily commute, no boss breathing down my neck (literally go weeks at a time without hearing from or seeing him), set my own schedule nobody cares when I work as long as by the phone between 8-5 and 24/7 when on call in case something breaks and get my work done
>mfw good pay, yearly bonus, and benefits, nice perks like company vehicle

Feels pretty good, brehs.

really, which factory? I was a paint factory worker

>No start-up capital
Do you have relatives with money? I initially started my business with capital sourced from relatives.

Idk man but I'm calling in sick this whole week

No ;_;

I hear the armed forces are worse but here's my typical day:
> Wake at 6:30
> Get sons up for school Wife gets up.
> Shower, bathroom, pack up for the day.
> On my bike by 7:20
> Bike to shuttle.
> Shuttle from downtown to work, arrive 9:00am
> Breakfast.exe
> Work.
> Shuttle home depart at 5:15
> Arrive downtown 6:45
> Bike home, arrive 7:10
> Missed dinner, homework help, most stuff.
> Decompress until 9:00
> Shower, eat, chit chat, bed by 10:00
> Rinse repeat.
No time for TV. I need the intellectual stimulation of this site to keep me sane. No complaints, actually I've learned a lot about the world here, comfy.

Can you get at least fifty-thousand pounds together in some way? It would be enough to cover the start-up costs of most small businesses.

Tell your lazy wife to get her ass up and take care of the kids!

By getting a job that is actually enjoyable, like engineering

I work in IT, basically a help desk monkey, and I fucking hate it. If anyone has any ideas on how to escape it, let me know. I know how to code, if that helps.

I love my job. Don't even check deposits at the end of each month 'cause I do it for pleasure only. Well, money is good too lol.

She does. She makes them breakfast and lunch, drives them to school. My job is to yell at them to get the fuck up, then I'm on my own. Division of labor, I'm the asshole, she does the work.

I got a non-office job

Generally work 3pm-11pm. I'm basically never tired any more because if I want to get up at 8am I can. If I decide I need more sleep I get up at 10am. Have the rest of the morning and early afternoon to go to gym, do my errands etc. Cook myself a nice lunch and then I go to work at pic related.

No. I am fucked.

62k starting isn't bad [tax analyst]
I get to make my own hours as long as I get in 40.
No seriously, if I pull four 10s I get three days off a week and full salary plus benefits and two weeks paid.

It's what we get for centralizing society. Self-sufficient communities are dead, what we get in their place is megacorps, awful federal governent, and wageslave lifestyle.

You could always improve your blowjob skills.

well u can join the us marine corps

do 4 years

sometimes work 12 to 16 hours a day 7 days a week for weeks on end

then ull look forward to working so little

daily alcohol and weed

this picture is dumb thats a guy that needs to read wealth of nations

say ur a stone sculptor

it takes several months to create a statue

you need to buy the materials and also be able to feed yourself until it is done

u cant cuz ur broke

a boss would provide the materials and feed you for those several months in exchange for some of the profits

modern manufacturing requires many people to do small tasks. if one person could acquire the means of total production they could not compete with a factory line regardless.

lots of ways depends what u wanna go into

maybe try networking? get ur net+ then ur ccna?

I own a tractor trailer.
When I work I am balls out working.
Your 9:00 to 5:30 hours are laughable.
I'll work hard generally for 2-3 weeks at a time then take a week off.
During harvests or other times of high paying loads I may work more.
I've also taken months off at a time because my shit is paid for.
Was a long road but feels fuckin good man.
Actually, come to think of it, I went into debt less then one pays to get a master's degree but make more.
Also had my equipment payed off before they would've gotten out of school.
Hahaha. Fucking cucks.

>a boss would provide the materials and feed you for those several months in exchange for some of the profits

No you're thinking patronage. A boss would pay you a wage and expect you make an ever increasing number of statues that he sells at huge mark ups while if you're lucky you might negotiate your wages up annually.

it's probably just the fact that u live in Britain

How much is a tractor trailer

By being my own boss. There really aren't many more fulfilling activities than running your own thing.

Also, how much do u make? Google says avg truck driver salary is 40k yr, the average MBA salary is 100k

being truck driver is different from being an owner/operator

but u also have to pay for insurance and the truck and fuel and shit

i knew a dude that had just a truck and used it to tow cars for a dealership and he said he made like 100k a year

Hey OP WC how many hours per week does a high school teacher work in the UK ?
In France, it's a very good options for those who can't into a 9 to 5 way of life.
Obviously, it pays less though...

I work construction. They made me work in the office for nearly two years as a manager. At that point i demanded a pay cut to foreman rate and the opportunity to use my tools haha. $10 less an hour, best decision i ever made. Being happy matters

How long is a piece of rope?

Do you get paid well at least?

Better than working as a chef. I work from 10am to 10:30pm every day with only a 45 min break. I would choose an office job over this shit. At least you get weekends off.

how much was your tractor trailor

Get a factory job where they have rotating shifts including weekends.

Great pay, great banter, life is never dull and you only have to get up early 1/3-1/2 of your shifts + you can enjoy shopping with the NEETs and elderly when you have weekdays off and everybody else is working

Yes. Being an owner op vs. a company driver is much different.
Truth is some truck drivers remain as company drivers because they are happy with making 1000 per week.
Most remain as company drivers because they have shit business skills, no money, no credit and no sense.

After expenses I clear between 70-80k per year.
I take a lot of time off though as well.
I also get to choose where I live. No inflated housing markets for me.
I take at minimum 1 solid week off per month and I do not work at all from mid November until after the second week in January.
I spend time in the Caribbean and visit family for the holidays in that time.
In know a few guys that haul livestock and will gross 40000 in a month. They are keeping at east half....
I wouldn't do it though. Nasty, dirty work and you cannot run legal log books.

Work $12 hour to manage someone's ice cream chain store franchise.
>just graduated college with BS in economics, $35k debt luhl
Set my own schedule, owner comes once every 6 months. Stressing about corporate inspection soon. Work 20-30 hours a week. 23 years old.

Pay ~400-500 dollars a month(rent, internet, phone), make about ~800. Have food stamps.
>soon I will pay +350 more schekels a month for loan repayments

Where do I find a nice new job with similar freedom? I worked as a line cook in a local restaurant recently, had pride/attitude issues, not use to bending over for the boss man.

money

>intellectual stimulation of this site
I lost

shit nigger you need a car!

Are you worried about job security in the coming years?

Lol @ working hard. I drive around in my car and make a few stops. Two days during the week (i pick), about three hours each time, and make ~55k/year.

I feel more and more everyday that people who don't do Mike Rowe tier shit are getting memed on.

Thanks man I'm prob not gonna be a truck driver but I appreciate you answering my questions.

>you're owned by a cartel

Somewhat yes.
I am putting enough money away that I would be able to invest into self driving trucks or have capital for another business.
Some things will be further down the road for automation like trucks used in fields during harvest, logging trucks, dump trucks, water trucks, etc.
It will be the long haul freight vehicles that would likely see automation first.

By not working ot. Seriously, if the boss says he needs help over the weekend, I'm the last to volunteer.

Got me there. I take work from the biggest cartel in the world -- The US Govt.

I'm a contractor with a security clearance.

Yes and no on the Mike Rowe thing.
Trades can take a toll.
I started out as a welder before buying my truck.
I got out of it because my eyes were starting to go to shit.
I see many truckers who just eat like shit and don't exercise. They are fat blobs of useless nothing.
I keep 25 lb dumb bells and a mountain bike on board.
Come hell or high water I will spend 15 minutes per day with the weights.
I spent a few thousand on that education and got into welding pipe.
Spoke with a few of the drivers who were delivering and took a different direction.
Some company drivers can make very good money.
Fedex, UPS otr truckers make what I make in a year but not as little as I work.
Oversized hauling is supposed to pay well.

>autonomous trucks dealing with snow
Good joke.

>snow

what's that?

Find some real job, where you really do things and not just moving papers around.

work is my only escape from being alone with my thoughts and feelings
and shitposting but that doesn't pay

Time to die

>work for the government
>six hours a day
>earn more money than 99% of the population

Socialism is nice desu

Self Employment/Freelancing/Work from Home

And you don't need to learn coding/networking to start off. There are plenty of legit work from home jobs out there for beginners. My favorite are search engine/web site evaluation positions. Very flexible scheduling, decent pay($12+, depends on the company) and you get to browse websites and watch youtube videos for money. Look into Lionbridge or ZeroChaos. Also check into some dedicated work from home forums, like Work Place like Home or WAHM. You can find full time work with companies like Amazon.

Just know that about half of the jobs hire you as a contractor, so no benefits and you have to deal with self-employment taxes. But it's a small price to pay to be able to sleep in till noon, work however many hours you want, and not deal with shitty office drama.

Feels good becomming a ranger who spends most of his time outside

Haha you can go ahead and kill yourself I'm sure their will be another English teacher to come take your place, you second rate Weeaboo

that is some comfy artwork
Much respec working man with family that has taste.

>Have food stamps.
Kys

So I work 40 hours a week at different times of day, sometimes 9-5 sometimes 2pm-10, and everything in between

Its alot of time every week, every day I work is eaten up by sleeping enough to make it through the next day, finding some food that doesn't make me shit water, getting drunk or high enough to be able to bear working that much, and then sitting and just trying to relax my legs and body for a few hours after work

Every week I have so much free time but all of it is spent preparing for work or recovering from it

the only free time I get I use to proceed with my life plans, I always have one goal, sometimes that goal is to save money to buy something, so I just spend time doing free things on the internet or videogames, other times my goal is to build or make something, so I do that for a few days, either way, it helps slow down life a little, i was NEET for 4 years pretty much, and it flew by

nice to work my way up instead of just moving on and on and on.

Depends on how much you pay your rope.

are you sure it's the office in specific? what's the real difference between that and using computer at home? Maybe the company/job position just sucks and that's why you negatively see the office space that is associated with it.

Where is the SEX? When you do so fucking much, why do you not have SEX on daily base?!

Hate to break it to you but you are a blue collar worker, not between

Fucking Legion degenerate
NCR is always right

And every day's the same.
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>be me
>unemployed
>failed out of grad school
>just want to die
>only readily available job is dead-end desk job

>How the fuck do you escape this rat race?

>quit

I know that was difficult
almost as hard as enriching uranium canisters

Jump.

This is the ultimate redpill
It's basically the modern face of slavery. It's hard to escape really, unless you can work from home or you're ok with living off welfare.

Dump, this thread is shit.
I see an opportunity though, all the overpaid under worked pricks ITT can be replaced and surely will be someday. Race to the bottom from here on out.

>9am to 5:15
>isn't rested until 10