TRUMP GENERAL - CNN IS RETARDED EDITION

hur dur how long until debate

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

>Leafs forcibly banned
>From life

>"where are the emails Hillary"
>"Where are the tax returns, Donald"
>"You know what? I'm tired of all this controversy and I'm going to settle it
>takes out a packet and gives it to the moderators
>it's his tax returns
>media and H shit themselves
>debate won

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THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 25, 2016

ALL DAY
>debate hype
MORNING
>Pence says that Gennifer Flowers will not be attending debate
>Clinton camp. manager Mook unable to answer questions on TV again
>Mook explains why he thinks moderators should "fact-check"
>"It's unfair to ask for Hillary both to play traffic cop with Trump, make sure that his lies are corrected, and also to present her vision"
>"I think Donald Trump's special, we're saying this is a special circumstance"
>"Hillary should be given some time to actually talk about what she wants to do"
>"She shouldn't have to spend the whole debate correcting the record"
>likely that HRC has given up on Ohio
AFTERNOON
>Trump meets with Netanyahu in Trump Tower
>WRITE UP: donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/readout-of-donald-j.-trumps-meeting-with-israeli-prime-minister-benjamin-ne
>Debate Commission chief: candidates should fact-check each other
EVENING
>Arnold Palmer dies
>F
POLLS
>Gravis: CO,T+4
>Morning Consult: USA,T+1
>McCall: PA,C+2

Archive: sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/home/s

Remember when Creepy Joe and Cuck Harry Reid said these racist things about King Nigger?

>"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."
cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/31/biden.obama/

>Journalists Mark Halperin and John Heilemann reported the remarks in their new book, "Game Change,"
>The authors quote Reid as saying privately that Obama, as a black candidate, could be successful thanks, in part, to his "light-skinned" appearance and speaking patterns "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."
>"He [Reid] was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama -- a 'light-skinned' African American 'with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one,' " Halperin and Heilemann say.
cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/01/09/obama.reid/

/sw00sh/

Is this how the general of Trump dies? has to be the shittiest meme to come out of this board.

>Trump steps up his game
>Have Gennifer Flowers show up wearing pic related

20 burgers 30 fries

Needs momiji ears/hair/hat.

Kasich's waifu is Akagi, right?

(Not that she'd ever go for him)

can i get this image without the hat m8? For personal reasons.

Is that an incentive or deterrent?

Anybody got the video referenced in the last thread of Barron asking about a baseball with don jr? I've never seen it.

Just another ten thousand years

Last night I had a dream, some may call it a vision, of Hillary Clinton throwing up on live television during the last portion of the debate. This must happen. She must prove herself unfit on live television for millions to see.

You forgot this poll

cesrusc.org/election/

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was thinking of giving another 1k to trump on october 1

It's up to (you)

From Aug 12, 2013...

>1488
Praise

>without the hat
GET OUT

Shadilay!

Let it be so!

>Trump discovered that his son got autism because of the mandatory vaccines
>Decides that enough is enough
>He wants to destroy the system that did this to him and his child
>He loses
>He dies of old age
>Clinton destroys his family and his company

THIS IS THE END.

HILLARYS CAMPAIGN ENDS.
youtube.com/watch?v=8-pVJ3w0tJI

/ak/ checking in. Who ready for tomorrow?

Reminder that Trump will win Michigan.

Is this a wooden stool or something? I thought she wasn't allowed one

> "where are the tax returns?"
> Trump takes his phone right there and looks at the camera
> calls some guy named Jim
> tells him to release the taxes
> hangs up
> "now about those emails;

>90361368
>Mook explains why he thinks moderators should "fact-check"
>"It's unfair to ask for Hillary both to play traffic cop with Trump, make sure that his lies are corrected, and also to present her vision"
>"I think Donald Trump's special, we're saying this is a special circumstance"
>"Hillary should be given some time to actually talk about what she wants to do"
>"She shouldn't have to spend the whole debate correcting the record"
This brings my WewLad level to 1.
I'm at maximum wew.

No no no, I'll take the hat version too!

Anybody who listens to/watches Hannity is well aware

Fuck my sister

based leaf is an oxymoron

I will be sitting on the InfoWars stream, most likely. But I think I'll have CNN on in the background for a good laugh at the post-debate panel discussions. Luckily where I work is closed tomorrow and I will be able to give news and politics my full attention from sun up to sun down. I am fucking stoked honestly.

>Jake Tapper
>Jake Trapper
>Jake Trap-her

She gets a smaller podium AND a box to stand on?

We're still getting hyp.

Thanks for the update

I certainly hope so

t. Michigan

>I see a blue door and I want it painted red
No colors anymore I want them to turn red
AWOO

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Sure, what's her number?

Hillary is going to really challenge Trump on releasing his tax returns tomorrow. She's going to repeat it as much as she can. I just fucking know it. What will Trump's counter attack be?

>implying reid was wrong

>Erin Burnett is 40 years old

Wtf

God, I fucking hope so. A lot of the googles are probably going to stay home this year. Can't really motivate them to come out and vote for a stale old white bitch.

t. Michigan

Did Barack Obama have the worst second term in history, I think so:

2008-2012
>Did his job so poorly that intelligence agents with highest clearance left the states.
>Made all of the things he campaigned against worse.
>Everything he touched was blocked by congress
>Obamacare is the biggest failure of modern healthcare, insurance companies and people want it gone like muslims

BUT we fixed-ish unemployment, lowered gas prices and raised the stock market and housing market so ehh whatever.

2012-2016 The Wheels Came Off

>Shipping in tons of muslims, zero security checks on them, even with facebook posts showing they're part of ISIS, they're granted citizenship AYYYYYYY
>Helped Hillary coin the movement to not say "Terrorism" in any place because it "creates more terrorists" DID I MENTION THE PART WHERE THEY ARE SHIPPING THEM IN?
>Not even american born
>Killed a man for positive press coverage that had died 3 times in the past
>Saw multiple levels of the constitution fall apart and tried to tread on them as hard as possible, hate speech being a crime, gun control
>FBI showed he might have been selling state secrets for Hillary

is it okay to be a trump supporter but also a crossdresser?

i can't help how much i like to dress up as shimakaze but im afraid some of you might think its degenerate or something!

Thanks, NTNN. Hope you don't get CTR'd.

I'll be ready.

"OK, here they are, wanna read them? I'll wait."

kek has already willed it

>tfw she is the same age as me

>Sike, that's da wrong number!

youtube.com/watch?v=00yKww_BQ2I

>sweden yes
Consider suicide

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s4qES-2RkY

I'm gonna be at work during the debate.
;_;
I'll still be casting meme spells whenever I have a chance.

Neither were really wrong, but they sure like to call Trump a racist.

Probably ask about the tax returns of the Clinton foundation or ask about her health record

>Trump loses in a very clearly rigged way/martial law declared
>Trump returns to the shadows
>A month goes by, reports of small clashes with firearms and officials
>These are merely normalfags
>Trumpstrikes somewhere, controlling a maor city and cuts the railroads and highways in half
>Popular awoo-vulution comes to Fort Worth
>I am left in charge of the train yard
>I can finally play with Thomas the Tank Engine in real life

> secret Trump police (it's just mega autists like us with AR-15s) goes around killing Leaves throughout the globe

>never ever blamed president bush or republicans
Uhhhhh

"I am under a routine audit"

He will brush it off and hopefully bring up the fact that it is not constitutionally required, and that it doesn't really matter much. also >emails

Shadilay
Kek wills it!

it says:
>Lecturn power supply

I doubt that's for her to stand on.

So how fast will /trumpgen/ be moving during the debate? Will it be like back during the primaries when the results were coming in, new threads every 15 minutes or so?

Fellow Trump supporting trap here. There is literally no other candidate you should support. You live in fucking Sweden, you know what Muslims do to traps.

He's been saving them for something, I have a feeling it might be this.

>can't vote for Trump
>is degenerate
No

Fucking based.

>1488
So be it
Death to degeneracy, critical theory and all its forms

Every 5 minutes?

LET ME SLEEP YOU CUNTS

Keep your garbage out of Fort Worth, PLEASE. I actually enjoying living here. You can go to Arlington if you want, or even Dallas.

>1488
IT WILL HAPPEN

>Hillary gets "sick" tomorrow afternoon
>Debate canceled
>Trump hosts a town hall with Johnson/Stein
>It's basically a debate, but not "officially" because rules
>He destorys them policy wise and steals 50% of their voters because most of them just wanted them at the debates and Trump gave them what the establishment couldn't
>The media shit talks the event and plays up Hillary
>This galvanizes everyone against the regressives
>They take fire from all sides
>Overton window moves further right in one week than it had all year long

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GET THE FUCK OUT

>1488
We're gonna make it guys

Ooooh shiiiiiit

that would be fucking amazing. If he reaches inside his suit the first time she asks for the tax returns I will literally cum

Over 100 million people aren't watching to see why they should vote for the person they were told would be president
They are watching to see how they can vote Trump
People want out of this hell and this debate will not only give it to them, they will vote with pride

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REMINDER:

Hillary will use a special podium on the debates to deceive the public's perception of her inferior appearance!

Make sure to spread this on Twitter and other places using the hashtag #HillarysPodium!

Use following arguments:
- H looks weak, needs special podium
- H wants to deceive the public
- H is manipulative
- Media helps H in debates by providing special podium
- H is insecure about her height
- H cannot compete with T, needs special help to do so

Like and retweet others!

That doesn't happen in any timeline.

>it turns out trump has donated billions to charities for the disabled
>was too humble to brag about it
>but they forced him to reveal it so...

That's a cute one.

Nobody cares except libshits with class envy.

>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER

REFER TO TRUMP FROM HERE ON OUT ONLY AS "President Trump"

WE WILL MEME HIM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

MEME MAGIC IS REAL AND PERCEPTION IS
IS
IS
IS
IS
REALITY
PRESIDENT TRUMP
PRESIDENT TRUMP
PRESIDENT TRUMP

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I'm so excited for the debates I decided to get tomorrow off and order some pizza, and get really /comfy/

PRAISE KEK HILLARY CONFIRMED FOR LIVE TELEVISION VOMIT COMET

I want the Pharmacutical Industrial Complex destroyed

This would be cool, but I will be fucking livid if Hillary cancels tomorrow. No way she'd blow this off.

>666
waste of trips Ahmed

um im getting mixed messages here...

maybe its better if it's less revealing like this ?

paint it red cali bro!

wtf i love hitler now

Seig Heil! Praise Kek!

This

Just keep it under wraps and don't shove it in everyone's faces.

All my energies to Trump!

I am doing the same.
/comfy/ness for all.

agreed

>TALK SHIT TO CAMPAIGN MANAGER
>SON FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS

HOW DOES HILLARY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Stop being a fucking faggot

stay out of denton with your garbage. there's too much up here already

Ahh my eyes

Oops forgot to post link

youtube.com/watch?v=rQicMTVRKVk

>there are people on Cred Forums twice my age

i feel young

>sweden
>crossdress
might as well post those pics...

This was the worst ad that they could spit. From a normal person's view, it was more a justification of Hitler's acts than a bashing of Trump's ones..

On a scale of 1-10 how passable are you? Do you want a free ticket out of the muslim caliphate of Sweden in exchange for your boipussy?

"This am Mine now. Me sex it."

Welp, the fix is in

worldtribune.com/no-ear-mics-allowed-for-presidential-debate-moderators-what-about-the-candidates/

FEC won't clarify if candidates aren't allowed to wear earpieces.

Can someone translate this post for me? I don't speak French

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Literally no reason to release his tax returns

Trump will likely try bring the debate back to "policy" or change the subject

What are the odds of Hillary mentioning pepe on stage tomorrow?

She would just be left slack-jawed, with no prepared/coached response or attack ready to go in that eventuality.
"Surely he couldn't be so ballsy" her staff tells her, but we know better user.

What does Trump want to do about the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex?

>debate night
>moderator throws a gotcha question at Trump
>gives a witty retort, moderator can't help but chuckle and you even hear some light reactions from the crowd
>suddenly, sparks flying, lights go out
>lights come back on and Jeb is standing behind Trump
>he is wielding his "Gov. Jeb Bush" engraved handgun
>"You all had a thousand chances of stopping this, but you chose to make things go this way. Now you have blood on your hands that can never be washed clean"
>takes aim at Trump, camera pans in
>eye contact between the two is unbroken, there is complete silence in the room
>"WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID?", screams Jeb. "SAY SOMETHING!"
>Trump's facial expression stays unchanged, just staring Jeb down
>Jeb's hands start shaking. Just slightly at first, but soon getting to the point where he is not even really aiming at Trump anymore
>"it... it didn't have to be like this"
>Jeb puts the gun to his temple and pulls the trigger
>the bullet takes a straight line through his head, emerges and hits Hillary in the throat
>Trump turns to the microphone
>"I knew he didn't have it in him"

do you think trump is getting any extra sleep tonight or just sticking to his usual routine?

you know...
>go to bed at 2am after shitposting on twitter
>wake up to piss at 4am, spend 20 minutes retweeting memes
>catch another 2hrs sleep
>by 6am storm all around the country with boundless energy before going to the debates at 9pm

>the...alt...right

GET KEKED BLACKY

>implying whoever is on the other end of her earpiece will be able to keep up
She's fucked.

Trump should demand to release his tax return for hillary's medical record or wall street speeches.

he sleepin

Yes, I do it too

But that's assuming that Obama wanted to "fundamentally change" America for the GOOD. I don't think that is the case. So, what we would assume to be failures on his part may have actually be successes.

He is essentially an empty suit who can't speak without a teleprompter (compare Putin press conferences to O's). His agenda is not his own, but that of his backer(s).

And (((they))) absolutely want to destroy America.

Imagine Trump releasing his tax forms at 5pm tomorrow and knocking out half of Clinton's debate strategy.

>he doesn't want to fight for freedom from nearby his home, and march on D.C.
Do you even dream, user?

>The Union and the Constitution Forever

Holy fuck that seal is amazing Clinton will probably burst into flames just by being in its presence.

I recall either Insider or someone replying to him saying that should illary wear an ear piece, Trump is going to reach over and pluck it out live on camera.

Que ta culture soit decimee par la sharia, ordure

How you deal with your mental problems is up to you as long as you don't go demanding other people cater to you.

There are worse things to be than a tranny, I mean, at least you're not a Muslim, right?

How is Trump doing in Wisconsin? I don't understand why you guys always go Dem in pres elections? Is it because you are surrounded by Northern Illinois and Minnesota?

>MY INTERNET PEOPLE

THE STAIRS, DONALD.

Maybe...post feet

wtf I love blacks now

>Trump has normalized hate to the point where even something as innocent as a cartoon frog-
>Hillary, the question was about immigration, what on earth are you talking about?

Well for one he rids us of the law forcing us to buy into the medical complex. Two I'm pretty sure he said the main flaw with the government is not telling them to not raise their fucking prices

PEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This, everyone is waiting for the moment when everyone in America has witnessed that Trump isn't crazy. This is it for Hilbot and she knows it.

Actually, she doesn't know it, she probably thinks this is a debate like any other.

Jake Trap
> her

Jake Tapper confirmed for crossdresser

Uh fuggg, checked!

The Israel statement full of lies ensured i'll never shill for him again. Obviously better than Hillary and I know it was for the Christians but yeah, fuck that pandering coward. He wants to send countless billions to a shit tier inbred country while expecting NATO to spend billions each on their armies. Our government will laugh in his face just like they did to Obama and Bush. I regret spending hundreds of hours shilling for him. Sure sucks being played like a fool. Fuck democracy.

>Release your wall street speeches hillary
>I'll do it when you release your tax returns
>Here they are. Would you like a minute to read through them? Now, your speeches?

Disgusting.

He's the worst president in history. The left really outdid themselves fucking this country up with him.

Anyone have that picture explaining just how many people are watching the debate tomorrow?

It said something about even Israel and Palestine have a cease fire in order to watch it, like 1 billion people watching

What is Trump's response going to be when Hillary brings up the tax return bullshit? That's one of the only argumentative points she has that is calling him an -ist. Could Trump release them despite the audit?

Fuck guys. I jokingly told my friend I was voting for Hillary and really went deep into it.

I just fucking woke up and did this. Am I going to die? Please help.

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w-well i posted some pics in /soc/ one time and people seem to mostly put between 6/10 to 8/10 so maybe an average of 7/10 ?

Don't people remember when she made Bernie return his tax returns - while never releasing wall street speeches?

Marquette Law polled Clinton +3, however they're only polling in Milwaukee.
If you include myself, La Crosse, and Madison's votes, Clinton's tied.

>1 post by this ID
>stayed through the AIPAC speech but is now pissed about a fucking half hour meeting
Yeah OK.

bush would've been one of the most based presidents of all time if he just fought for the good guys.

No idea, but paying $300 for my autism pills is too much. It's why i stopped taking them, and now my social life is worse

You have displease Kek.

>this is what Hillary's bathroom breaks look like

Trump knew he was going to run at least since 2012.

I'm sure he knew that tax returns were gonna come up

His returns from then will be squeaky clean and hillary will short circuit again

no

Holy shit that is disgusting. Seek medical attention my friend.

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>To end the debate, Trump simply says 'Pepe', and drops the mic

I hope she does and he calls her out on how stupid it sounds.
>The biggest threat facing you is a cartoon frog? Are you feeling ok?

Post them here, then.

10-4

stop picking on me

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

EVAN

HOLD

EVAN

CAN I

EVAN

CAN I GET A FACT CHECK??

>tossing a perfectly good cherry pie
why would you do this

youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4

You deserve it for violating your sacred oath to Kek.

I was screaming at that loser fuck on tv this morning. I could not believe what an incredible faggot he is. I mean I've seen this mook say some asinine things but damn

It's just a biological response to committing an evil act

>this interview

>releases tax return without guaranteeing hillary releasing the speeches
>0/10 negotiator

I know someone's on the fence with Trump but wasn't sure about the status of the environment and the pharmaceuticals regarding Trump's policies.
I don't take pills anymore since I'm now cured of my depression, but I'm certain the more I age, I'm gonna need to go back to taking medications.

Her best angle of attack will be neutered with only hours left to scramble something together about KKK frogs before pissing herself in front of a billion people.

GWB lost your state by lessa point in both of his elections. I wonder how Trump can do with all of the never Trumpers. I don't understand why you keep voting Dem.

Repent by going to a rally

>tfw was planning for the last month to skip work the day of the debates
>tfw notified my supervisors and called out using an option day
>tfw kept telling everyone I wasn't going to be there b/c debates
>tfw I kept verbally shitposting irl about the debates
>tfw on Friday the boss of my entire building comes up to me
>"user we need you to come in on Monday, you're the only one who knows how to do X"
>"BUT THE DEBATES"
>"we REALLY need you user, please come in on Monday"
>tfw I was STILL planning on possibly calling out and saying I was sick (bs excuse but fuck it)
>tfw I find out that my dad called out on Monday for a doctor's appointment
>tfw he'll be home all day
>tfw he doesn't want me to ever miss work for any reason, ever
>tfw he'll be watching the debates because he's a Trump supporter
>tfw can't watch the debates b/c boss told me to come in on the only day I wanted off for the last year
>tfw dad demands I never miss work (and I never do)
>tfw no choice but to go to work and miss the debates
feels bad guys...

>inb4 "lol living with your dad lol"
25 and about to move out, screw off neckbeards some people worked for what they had. unlike most of you fucks I didn't grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. I have two decent jobs and I still can't make it in this shit economy. why do you think I'm voting for Trump?

Sorry, didn't see that another user already asked about.

Seems like it's actually a non-issue outside of shills.

Should Trump go to the podium with only one shoe on?

Shadilay!!!

>forcing a candidate to do both offense and defense isn't fair
>ergo Trump should do double defense

You didn't read the facebook post did you? I know most jew haters support Israel etc. but to suggest some poor ass inbred colonized patch of desert should 'be a Jewish state' while he can't even thank white Americans by name is ridiculous. Obviously i'd vote for him because Clinton but you're completely blind if you don't see that this is the same old shit.

Read the his post.

KEK WILLS IT

That has to be hyperbole.

Should he try to do that, Hillary will recoil away and cry that Trump is trying to attack her or some shit.

She tried to claim this sexist bullshit against Sanders, don't think she won't try it here.

So do you want out or what senpai? All I'm asking is access to your sweet boipussy.

Muslim free for the most part over here and I'll even enrich any nig nogs that try to bash you.

>hillary will robotically recite her memorized lines that were real zingers with the gals during the mock debates
>trump will speak naturally and come off as a human being with his own mind
>she'll short circuit not knowing how to respond to his quick wit and superb sense of humor

this is 100% guaranteed

Maybe with Ted Cruz endorsing Trump, they either must bend the knee or cease to exist.
You also got the Bernouts here, but assuming half will not vote, then Trump will get the lead.

She know they are important, but thinks about it wrong. She feels entitled to the presidency, and thinks she just needs to get these out of the way. Trump on the other hand has wanted these debates to allow him a massive platform to crush her and all she represents,these debates aren't the means to the end for him. The debate was the end of itself

>posting some nigger that never got anything with a verbal discussion

maga

2016campaignfanfiction.wordpress.com

LITTLE

WHITE

LIES

there will not be a second warning, user

FUCK OFF

breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/09/25/lester-holt-presidential-debate-candy-crowley/

Heads up. The nigger wants to go there.

I'LL BE HOME FROM WORK IN TIME TO WATCH A STREAM.

Fucking pumped

hate guys like this.

there's a natural, healthy cure for everything that pharmashit pushes m8. try turmeric instead of antidepressants.

maga

But Trump doesn't want Hillary to release them. As soon as he releases his tax returns and she doesn't release her speeches, it will look really really bad for her. ESPECIALLY if she says that she didn't guarantee she would release them.

Finally, someone posts it. Thanks.

I read it. It was the same fucking crap from AIPAC. He can't just tell Israel to fuck off before he's been sworn in.

And he has thanked white americans in his speeches, several times. And when singling them out, Christian Americans, not that "judeo-christian" shit Cruz did.

The MSM has basically hinted towards the debate narrative being launched within fifteen minutes of the debate being over, so be ready to shill boys. They are gonna try to hijack social media.

>088

also checked my friend

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What sold me on Trump was his energy, infrastructure, and foreign policy speeches.
Hell, i have no idea if he will rebuild our roads, but he said a lot about it, and I cannot tell my dreams from reality anymore.
BUILD ROADS, WALLS, AND BRIDGES

ok

Wtf I love propaganda now

just don't fucking show up. your job is nowhere near as important as watching the first debate live man! dead serious, don't go.

I know how you feel, user.
I got hurt at work and missed about four months worth of work and it ate my vacation time.
I was supposed to have the week of the election off to celebrate a Trump victory but it's gone.
;_;

This wasn't a big help for her in the forum, but in a debate it would a fucking Treaty of Versailles level of treason. It's unlikely the bug were used to coaching (think of the difficulty of that for a second), but are instead there to inform HRC of the next question the moderator will ask, thereby giving her a small moments notice to form a reply. This could give her multiple opportunities to formulate attacks on Don, and should be called out IMMEDIATELY by Trump if one is present. Not only will it remove her leverage in the debate, but will also further embed the image of cheating against her.

>Is this how Joe Scarborough's son a few days later got a fractured skull by "falling" down the stairs

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Trump is going to be debating his opponent and the moderator, huh?

Wouldn't be fair otherwise.

what if trump loses tho!?

hillary will mass import mudslimes and stuff!

for the time being i at least live segregated in my current neighborhood

If that madman had been holding out just to get media yelling at a non-issue 9D Chess

>dated a Canuck from rural Ontario, spoke a little french, which I found cute.
>she also frequents Cred Forums.
>she's a liberal, so she probably is a lost cause.
I haven't seen or heard from her in about 5 years. I hope she's alright.

>Cruz endorsement
>Walker endorsement
>Johnson endorsement
>Sheriff Clarke endorsement
If Trump loses you guys are forever cucked.

What wizardry is this?

There is no god but Kek, who is part of an Undivided Ogdoad, and Donald Trump is his apostle and prophet.

Repent and offer sacrifice for your transgressions.

please direct your eyes to:

Then Trump should wear one, too...or something.

It's all very fucked up. Trump should carry an RF jammer in his jacket pocket.

CNN has been showing this screen that says "Tonight's debate changed which candidate I'm going to support", with zeroes for yes and no as of right now. I'm guessing the narrative will be "Strong Clinton performance sways undecideds and even Republicans."

This is a fantastic photograph. saved.

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Shit sucks bro. Maybe ask your dad to tape it or at least set you up with a video of it with no spoilers, so you can watch it afterwards, just delayed.

Your dad sounds like a hardworking, honest man, and you do too. Cherish that you have each other. Godspeed user.

It's says homokind on his shirt.
He probably has aids.

COME

BACK

TO

TRUMP

YOU

>this is exactly what trump has been saying would happen all month
Hmmm. Worked out for candy didn't it? Oh wait, she was sacrificed to get Obama 4 more.

What if Trump asks if she's wearing an earpiece during the debate?

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR FATE
SHILLARY

>tfw debates happening on the same time as monday night RAW and RAW ratings will literally be record low

wish it was on a thursday or wednesday tbqh

Libcuck Nazi fanfiction time:
medium.com/@aaronloeb/on-your-way-to-the-camps-i-just-want-you-to-know-92a6dbf7c0ac#.4kefqfrqg

>Gary Johnson territory
>same question, too

new thread less than every five minutes. it will be moving so quickly.

Imagine Stephen Miller in Trump's ear.

Good fucking luck trying to pull that shit in front of an audience of billions.

Trump's gonna look so good.

Call them unamerican for making you work. It works in France.
>Or just make an infograph for how to do X so someone else can try, pretend that it was your plan to teach them all along

There's no point of Trump releasing them too cause it media will spin the tax either way and put it to a negative light

Best way is to drag her deep in the ocean where she easily loses.

She's had a few half-niggers by now.
Your time together is but a glint in her eye now as Jamal, Tyrone, and RayQuaza gangbang her

Bump this

>I don't understand why you keep voting Dem.
Me, nor the farmers around me, nor does the upper part of the state, vote Democrat. I voted Republican for 6 years. The population of Madison and Milwaukee are higher than the rest of the state and they're Democrat. Think Chicago, IL, or Twin Cities, MN.
If this state is cucked, I'll push for dividing Wisconsin into districts like Maine and Nebraska.

They have spent so much time browbeating us, belittling us, harassing us, condemning us, denigrating our ancestors, our history, our heroes. They have shoved their propaganda down our throats for 2 generations
>White people are Christians
>Christians are anti-semites
>anti-semites are Nazis
>White people who want to MAGA are Nazis
>ergo patriotic Christian White Americans are inherently Nazis
alright fine you fucking kikes, we're all Nazis.

They are stuck now, because if they let the propaganda let up even a tiny bit, they lose control. If they ramp it up, it will make us snap harder and faster.

Will there not be a debate sticky? Why wouldn't we be in there? I'll be in both if I have to

>When your ex goes to shit and you want to laugh but get feels instead

Someone at my school is doing a poll.
Help me out Cred Forums;
strawpoll.me/11305362

subjectpolitics.com/former-cnn-jounalist-exposed-cnn-taking-bribes-us-foreign-governemnts/

> Hilloli

I'm on mobile so no reaction image, but I'm just saying I would have a bigger if trump dominated Hilloli on stage

I wish there wasn't a debate at this point. Trump doesn't need it to win now. A month or two ago the debates were an exciting opportunity for growth in the polls but he's doing just fine without them. Now I view them as a liability.

Same time as football too

thanks ntnn

>RayQuaza

Gurl dat name so prutty

Mrs. Hillary Creosote Clinton

I'm up for building the Sea Wall in Superior. The only way to awaken her is if she got hurt by a gang of minorities. Which I never wish on everyone, but its the sad truth.

Find her, Repair her to former glory

youtu.be/nF12Vf_IfBU?t=32

>CNN can finally project that the state of Pennsylvania will be awarded to Donald Trump, and therefore Mr. Trump has done the unthinkable and has just been elected as President of the United States

oh shi....

Kek's here!!!

Debate stickies are complete shitholes.

Post in /Tg/ and the debate comfy threads instead unless you just want to shitpost.

Sounds like you're a failure in life. Why not just become a NEET and catch the debate instead of staying a ragey-wagey?

Oh, right, you're a cuckold.

This is America though, even if they get impored en masse it'll be safe outside of cucked areas. They try shit outside of the leftist havens and they'll get perforated before they have a chance to do anything. Plus I live in the kind of place where the sheriff will pat you on the back for lighting criminal scum up.

And if it's obvious hillary shits the bed, it will be nobody changed their mind. Reminds me of the rep debates where after nearly every one, frank luntz declared the end of trump because of his "focus group"

True, true

>RayQuaza
WE WUZ LEGENDARY POKEYMANS N SHIET

Guys I don't know if I can't watch it. I've never had more anxiety in my entire life. Everything I've ever rooted for and been involved in has fallen apart and I'm scared this is next. Memes aren't enough to inflate my confidence right now, I'm convinced Trump is walking into a hatchet job.

whats ctrd

>implying I would want to do anything OTHER than shitpost

>nazi number
>repeating digits
>the digits call to him

Praise Kek

We dated back when Myspace existed and while I was in the Army. I can't look at or pass by anything Army without thinking about her.
Now I want to get back in through ROTC to make up for my distraction.
20 years Infantry Officer, that is my promise to Trump.

>Hillary was expecting some boring policy debate where she just had to snarkily dispatch Jeb! in a university auditorium
>instead she's thrown into a fucking cage fight with Donald J. Trump
How scared is she, lads?

CTR stands for Correct The Record which is a super-PAC running internet psyops for Hillary Clinton
To be CTR'd is to get fucked over by CTR

...

user you can't be this Increasingly Nervous™.
Trust in Trump.
He will make you proud.

> doubting Trump

Your dubs show that Kuk (pbuh) will guide you

That's probably accurate. Nate Unobtanium was shilling that 'independents don't matter' the second Trump got twice as much support among them as Shillary.

>White Males don't matter
>Blacks don't matter
>Americans don't matter
>CLINTON SURGE

Do it for him

Wait was that seriously an anti Trump ad?
Looks more like a Cred Forums pro Trump joke

>Trump is walking into a hatchet job
He is. But remember what happened the last few times he did. He fucking won. And he's gonna fucking win again.

...

Stay calm and admire your digits, user.

Trump has been training for this his entire life, he'll kick her ass tomorrow.
youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo

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>Ahh my eyes
mild kek

MUMMY

nobody gets fucked by CTR mane, it is we who do the fucking

You gotta have faith, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=C9iDBkJqxNg

>1488

O M F G

>just give up on work user
0/10 low energy wouldn't hire, date, or go out with

I'm glad you recovered. I got injured once (required stiches, bled all over the place when my hand got ripped open after a crappy accident). I returned the next day thankfully, and I handled it like a pro so my boss was impressed. I was basically laughing and compressed the blood myself. After that shit they gave me all the hours I wanted.

Turn your worse moments into your greatest success stories. What I'm trying to say is... Never give up, and never let anything hold you back.

Thanks user. He's the only family I actually love.

You need to be certified to do X which takes training that only happens once a year (and nobody wants to deal with X because it's technically dangerous if you're shit at your job). In my entire building of 1,000+ employees there's only 3 people who know how to do X, sadly. Good for hours but bad when I need to do something important.... like watch the debates.

wtf I am now #mentallyill

>destroyed 17 republican politicians at their own game
>left a political dynasty that ruled over the republican party for 30 years in shambles
>hijacking blue states with no survivors
>literally clinging on to the one state that keeps her over the top by 4 points and she's dropping fast
>reported to have stood for 5 hours straight in a mock debate
>there is literally no signs of stopping this blood lust
I don't know m8, you tell me

do you have a gun?

will you take me to the range and stuff?

i always wanted to try it out but its impossible here...

ITS DONALD TRUMP HE HAS SUCCEEDED SO MUCH IN HIS LIFE
HES PRACTICED FOR HOURS AND HOURS WITH GOTCHA QUESTIONS
HE WILL
SUCEED

He's got to run the gauntlet to save western civilization

Kek is with you. And He's with all of us.

>mfw the shadilay videos have 100,000 views between them

Who is Natalya so perfect?

>1488
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUCK

PRAISE KEK

Thanks guys but after the life I've lead just no longer capable of having confidence or faith in anything. Tomorrow is going to be a rough morning

>RayQuaza
Fug.

>do you have a gun

What, you didn't root for Brexit?

ask your dad for permission to watch?

Two paths, one destiny:
>Be forever cucked by my exes and work dead end jobs while downing alcohol and getting into drugs to keep me alive and feeling good without crippling depression killing myself.
or
>Return to school, earn a bachelor's degree, re-join the Army through ROTC. Become 2LT with prior service in Infantry. Lead my platoon through the destruction of ISIS, liberation of Europe. Rise through the ranks, get noticed by President Trump and be invited to the White House to an event.

>I'm convinced Trump is walking into a hatchet job
His wall is already decorated by axes taken from the corpses of his enemies, user.

PEDOPHILES FOR TRUMP!
MAKE AMERICA NAMBLA AGAIN
>go fucking die in a fire

>

>tfw user rolls 1488 with a great comment

Trump is a master TV personality

In a debate forum Hillary has nothing on him

does the msm realize how dangerous it is that there is an unfiltered view of trump??? that and paired with hillary clearly vomiting on stage (and probably sharting) i am gonna have so much fun tomorrow *-*

Scared shitless.

Which is good for her, so she won't shit herself during debate.

paint in a imwithher logo on that

>Face of a woman
>Body of a loli

Holy shit haha
What a time to be alive!

It's fun, user. You should try it.

fuck you retard

calm down faggot, she's just petite

>do you have a gun
Several. I'm probably buying a new carry gun next week.

>hear noise at night
>grab mossberg 500 or high power
>haha, time to operate

Sven, if you come to the US I'll take you to the range and we can watch anime together afterwards
t. all Americanons after Trump wins

ALTMAN BE PRAISED

Fug is how I got into the meme stock exchange. I have enough to last me until Tiffany runs in 2048.

You know what to do

notsureifshitorvomit.jpg

>Turn your worse moments into your greatest success stories.
Thanks friend.
It's because of /tg/ that I've been able to stay optimistic even through the darkest days of the primaries.
I've been busy making myself great again but I've still been donating to the campaign.
I'll never walk alone because I have you guys.

He's a hardass, like me but worse. There are only a few rules and I don't break them.

I'll just watch it after midnight when I get home from work. Hopefully it's uploaded somewhere and I'll not have missed the biggest happening of a lifetime.

>page 5

So this is how Trump Gen dies

>sees a drawing
>imagines naked children
seek help

Left looks like a female friend I had back in high school. An Irish deadbeat got her pregnant and she kept it. Her current boyfriend is both a figurative and literal cuck.
I accidentally said nigger (since she always said it when it was me and her) during a hangout session between me, her, and her boyfriend. I jokingly asked if this girl he's hooking me up with is "a nigger," and he, a white guy, went ballistic at me for saying nigger and said "I have blacks in my motorcycle club." I didn't pay attention and thought he was a cuck the whole night.

My Vepr-12 is the ultimate fuck you HD gun. Switching mags I can throw 18 rounds of 00 buck downrange before needing to manually refill them.

These threads have SO much energy.

Gonna need a new thread

right before the debates...

i-is this it? it's over...

s-so..cold

Will C-Span have a stream/air the debate? I don't want to deal with the inevitable cancer from CNN, MSNBC and Fox.

Dont you have homework to do, weeaboo degenerat? Underaged vampires, go the fuck back to Cred Forums

Assk. tell him how iportant it will be for you

> see drawing of petite woman
> thinks of child porn

If I could, I'd report you to the FBI

>do you have a gun
Perhaps he has the best!
youtu.be/IzmEH1RqpRY

Nice knowing you.

Damn son that's a lot of fug

>Someone in the audience has an RF jammer.
>It either blanks out the feed to Hillery's earpiece, she starts babbling incoherently without guidance
>or it sends feedback through the speaker, causing her to jerk in pain and yank our the earpiece for all to see.

Win-win, I say.

Better yet:
>Someone finds the van that Hillery's handlers are broadcasting from.
>Take over the broadcast one way or another and start feeding her such incendiary redpills that she either locks up or brainlessly parrots them for the world to see.
>Bonus points if they have someone who can sound like Huma Abadein.

user, your single curse is not enough to dull Trump's shining light.
Let Trump's glow scare away your shadows.

Loli porn magnets now. WTF where are the real shills?

newfag, do you know how a thread is bumbed?

MIGRATE LEGALLY
MIGRATE LEGALLY

His tax returns are going to be filled with massive charitable donations dating back 30+ years.

Screen shot this.

>p-page..s-six...

NO

SHILL THREAD

SHILL THREAD

SHILL THREAD

In primaries he said pharma drugs were too high and that he was going to negotiate prices down.

>page.. .. ...7

You forgot Jose Fernandez dying ib the morning slot

He's a big guy.

Are you literally retarded?

I'm currently on the right path. Trump just need to be in the White House for it to take wing.

Just show up for work tomorrow, do whatever it is your boss needs you to do, and make sure you have a tv or livestream ready to watch the debate live at your workplace.
This is what the God-Emporer would want; plus, you get to keep shitposting IRL during the debate, and maybe even subtly redpill a coworker or two while you're at it.

MIGRATION TIME

>aaa...

Iz funny faggt

No, I'm not moving to a shill thread fucking dipshit.

New and FRESH /tg/ thread is now up you retard

It may be the excuse her team uses. That it "must' be placed under her feet for function of the electrical systems. I hope not.

(((Loeb)))

Sir

Trump is the Nimble Navigator!

Psalm 35:8
So let sudden ruin come upon them! Let them be caught in the trap they set for me! Let them be destroyed in the pit they dug for me.