India just launched a satellite called SCATSAT

oi oi

>SCATSAT
hohoho what a funny joke
>checks google
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1
....this world isn't real

Its not even a satelite, they have just started shooting their poo into space

>indians have the smallest dicks
>also have the smallest rockets

>whites have the largest dicks
>also have the largest rockets
You literally can't make this shit up.

What's the rocket fueled by?

DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBIT

In 2020, Earth is going to have rings. of shit.

Your waifu is shit

>SCATSAT
>look it up
>it's real
we're in the meme timeline/alternate universe now boys

wtf it's real

> Except there's no massive African rocket out there to cuck your 30-second half cooked theory

They use methane gas

>whites have the largest dicks
'murica

youtube.com/watch?v=f4CGwSqrGq8

>denying the fact
germany

this is meme magic

rivalling the baines plane crash desu

Really Cuckmany? Largest penis in the world belongs to a white man. It's a fact, fuck head why hate your race?

One you realize that all reality is maya (illusion), feel free to join the Hindu fold and poop with me in Nirvana. Come as you are.

poo in space

On a cosmic scale, we're all basically on top of a shitpile on a rock.
I accept your wisdom, poobro

you retard burger, only inferior cum skins get diarrhoea eating food of the gods. We eat it everyday. we don't get curry shits. we are based

I'm not sure what reality is anymore

>SCATSAT-1 (Scatterometer Satellite-1) is a miniature satellite to provide weather forecasting, cyclone prediction, and tracking services to India. It has been successfully launched by ISRO on September 26, 2016. The satellite will take place of Oceansat-2 which has become dysfunctional after its life span of four-and-a-half years. Currently India is dependent on NASA’s ISS-RapidScat for prediction of cyclone forecasting and weather prediction

Funny thing. nasa has a RAPID SCAT satellite for shart in marters.

SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN

That was depressing, though.

Hopefully, India can sell cheap rockets to the African Union so they too can poo with us in space.

>SCATSAT
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>poop with me in Nirvana. Come as you are.

Do you swear you don't have a gun?

******I TAKE A BREATH AWAY FROM THE MIC******

>it's real

>RAPID SCAT
> Literally Shart in Mart

...Ok now I'm also beginning to question reality. WTF is happening

> Not being American

No, I don't have a gun

>feelsbadman

youtube.com/watch?v=zsV-qozMz9A

Congrats India! I am impressed how much your space program is able to accomplish with a fraction of NASA's budget.

spreading poo one satellite at a time

is this considered a biochemical weapon?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1
>it's fucking real

This truly is the age of memes my friends

She looks ok from here

I bought two rifles from Stan Baker Sports in 2009 so I'm way ahead of you.

>DESIGNATED SHITTING UPPER ATMOSPHERE!

youtube.com/watch?v=oIBfT5gJWSo

tacticat.

>SCATSAT
We're fucked lads. This is nextgen warfare.

someone has been fucking with the reality settings

memes have become real

Not sure if that's what Kurt is about but OK.
Would have preferred that he lived. Like how they call Scott Weiland the Cobain who lived.

I thought this was already happening?

First images of satellite

kek

they're studying the effects of designated shitting stations in space

checked.

thats a Lahti L-39

>Pooinloos can launch rockets no problem
>meanwhile Elon Musk keeps wasting billions in glorified firecrackers

WHITEY BTFO
SUPERPOWER BY 2020

memes are encroaching on the flesh
all consuming

Shitting where no man has ever shat before.

One small poop for man, one giant shart for mankind.

who are you quoting?

me

Green texting

>dear god it's real, THE NAME IS FUCKING REAL

America is awesome country dude. I went there recently, I always thought you guys were arrogant but once I saw your nation I know why you feel proud about it.

>SCATSAT
>We will poo on you from space, now.
>Overwhelming irony

I need a few minutes.

>mfw this is real

Could you tell me where these rockets start from? I am going to India later this year.

The contemplation of celestial things will make a man both poo and pee more sublimely and magnificently when he descends to human affairs.

— Jeetcus loous streeto, c. 30 BCE

I wonder how long this will last

kek

kek

8 satellites 1 rocket.

haha :D I got your IP now though

inb4 my trap folder gets leaked :D

Thanks for the plug, homie
>australia
>captcha "keep left"

TRUMP STANDS WITH INDIA

don't worry India it's just bantz. you have to admit it's a pretty funny name for a satellite all things considered.

I wonder what the launch exhaust smells like

fuck you traitor

poo in your mooh

Cool thing I was listening to this when I came upon this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA&index=165&list=PL83BDBB2C05E99DA1

Sweet Jesus...

It means Scatter meter, unfortunately for us. The memes right themselves

>It's a Bihari sister rapist gets angry at truth episode

How am I a traitor?! Their country is great and they have every reason to be proud of it, how does that make me a traitor?

tfw this shows up in some college kids paper

good job India

No worries I am a white hat

user what are these designated shitting servos? Who told you PIL-o-Meter means poo in loo meter? Why is this pic attached to this?

india's streets are too full of shit.

>poo filling up the city
>only option is to send it into space

super poopers 2020

Musk fanboys BTFO.
>But muh private space travel
>Deh future we must give corporations more public funding
Even Indians can launch a rocket for 5$ that doesn't blow up.

whitey is helping fund it

>superpower by 2020
Don't you have some beach to poo on, Pajeet?

POO IN SPACE
in all seriousness, india rules, dont let britbongs let you belive otherwise. they are historically and factually the biggest shit eaters on the planet (saying as a german and close 2nd)

billions in india poo everyday, all that feces needs somewhere to go

...

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE OBSESSION OF SHIT?

>SCATSAT
>India
>SCAT
It all makes sense now.

Maybe they will do advanced cloud seeding and create poo rain

>I will live to see intercontinental and orbital poo based weapon systems actually become a thing

Is this conversation real?

to boldly shit where no one ever shat.

Too bad, they will probably get banned just like biological and chemical weapons.

I think they would be called feces weapon.
Hopefully, we all will be able to see a person give a serious speech about why it should be banned.

>SCATSAT

Shitstorm becomes real.

>90000000

I know what bollywood is up to...

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>Hopefully, we all will be able to see a person give a serious speech about why it should be banned.
kek. I can already imagine a UN "deeply concerned" speech about weapons of mass defecation and the dangers they pose to humanity

I wonder if India would be invaded for secretly keeping weapons of mass defecation.

Poo is a strategic resource for the US, that's how the tradition of sharting in the mart was born.
They would invade you immediately

POO IN SPACE

>USA
>rockets
>going to space

>POO IN SPACE
>1971

...

Do ya hear that boy? The winds of shit are a coming

>I wonder if India would be invaded for secretly keeping weapons of mass defecation
Probably some NATO Generals already musing about a glorious operation 'affirmative action', it'd be a great way to dispose of a few million niggers.

-operation get behind the blackies
youtube.com/watch?v=FqJwD35wWhY

ya

youtube.com/watch?v=FE0XcdM22Yo

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=kG349-dPjSE

better version

youtube.com/watch?v=MeXT0gNeSvM

>tfw NASA has a satellite called RAPIDSCAT
>burger BTFO

>in the meantime India has to rely on nasa's RapidScat
>RapidScat
Goddamn burgers

how else will they keep track of shart in mart statistics

...

I really can't tell if you're Ireland or Italy on phone.

>SCATSAT
>not an affirmative action SAT test for minorities

it's Ireland.