>be a Scientist
>Work at CERN
>create a black hole
>muh guns are the problem
Be a Scientist
Jose Reyes
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Wyatt Fisher
I've thought the same thing.
Did you know that the US government launched a nuke into space?
Some scientists thought it would tear the ozone layer apart. We did it anyway. It caused electrical outages along the entire eastern seaboard. Heated the ocean and killed a shitload of wildlife
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Jose Butler
Not to mention the radiation is still hovering in the exosphere. We weren't completely shielded from the radiation of the blast. Every human during the time was thought to be affected by the gamma radiation in one way or another.
William Foster
A black hole is a relatively object with an extremely high amount of mass. The particles CERN works with don't have much mass at all. They can create mini-blackholes, sure, but some physicists already theorize that space is filled with microscopic blackholes.
Jordan Rodriguez
>what is hawking radiation
Those black holes can't last more than a few microseconds. They basically "evaporate".
Brody Price
Don't ruin my fantasy user. Also [ citations ] please.
Jeremiah Miller
are black holes covered by the second amendment?
Nolan Turner
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en.wikipedia.org
Don't mean to ruin your fantasy. Don't even look at these links, they're written by Jews. Enjoy your day dreams, friend.
Colton Price
Your fantasy is getting spaghettified?
Grayson Rogers
Thanks for the links user.
Aaron Wright
>11,000 gun deaths per year
>700,000 abortions per year
yeah, guns kill too many people
Sebastian Jackson
I think every American is entitled to a free black hole
Adam Sanchez
badselfeater much?
Logan Miller
Don't black holes need mass to function though?
I don't know what a tiny ass black hole with no mass would even do. Don't they also die out quickly if they have no mass? I'm not really sure how a black hole stays in a stable state like that for so long.
Hunter Collins
Gonna have to say that I feel like they shouldn't be. Hawking Radiation isn't going to save us every time...
Cooper Russell
Black holes shrink by emitting hawking radiation
Tiny black holes collapse in microseconds because they expand all their mass to radiation nearly insantly
John Gray
That would fucking suck, reeeee you science niggers quit fucking with shit.
Luis Harris
Don't forget about Mosquito's
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Luke Gonzalez
There's three problems with the whole "black hole from CERN is gonna swallow the Earth"
a) black holes arent actually created in CERN
b) even if they were, they would be too small to swallow any significant matter even if they survived to last thousands of years
3) they wont, they'd be so small and tiny (literally subatomic) that they'd evaporate in the fraction of a second
Christian Young
(((CERN))) is going to use black holes to go back in time and prevent Trump from winning and create a dystopian future with no white people
Aiden Smith
>Millions of deaths by natural causes a year
Let's ban god.